History Quotes / KillerGamemaster

--> -- '''Jason Fox''', ''FoxTrot''

-->"I was nice enough to let you play in my world... and you ''ingrates'' repay me by ''rebelling'' against the master! ''Death'' to all players! I'll ''bury'' you in eternal night!"

'''B.A.''': A one? Excellent! That gives me a chance to use the new Critical Mass rolls I just picked up.

-->-- '''PennyArcade''', ''[[http://penny-arcade.com/2011/11/30 The Conflux, Part Four]]''

->''"This brings up the first issue I have with [[DungeonsAndDragons D&D]]: There is no hope for you if you exist in this world. [[EverythingTryingToKillYou Nothing can be trusted.]] If the game master wants to kill you, you're dead."''

-> -- '''Jason Fox''', ''FoxTrot''

-> '''Dave''': Damn! I rolled a one.
-> '''B.A.''': A one? Excellent! That gives me a chance to use the new Critical Mass rolls I just picked up.

-> -- '''Al Bruno III''', from the RPG.Net rant [[http://forum.rpg.net/showthread.php?s=&threadid=13446 "A Night At the Inn, A Day At the Racists"]] and the Literature/BinderOfShame, describing the style of a particularly KillerGameMaster. And the D&D game being recounted would only get worse from there.

-> -- '''[[PsychoForHire The troper responsible for running the traps]]''', [[EvilerThanThou taking offense at the thought of]] [[HopelessBossFight his throwing mere dragons]] at a tomb-raiding party, ''[[RolePlay/WorldWarX Hunt for the Ark]]''.

->''[[OffTheRails Changing the engine of a campaign while the car is in motion is a tough sell]], which is why the hiatus gives us some opportunities to approach these concerns in a broad way.''
->'''You will note that the blade of a guillotine is also broad.'''

->''An evil GM gives the party fights they can't win and should run away from.''
->''A killer GM gives the party fights they can't win and can't run away from.''

-->-- '''Second rule for GMs''', ''TabletopGame/{{Paranoia}}''

-> -- '''Al Bruno III''', from the RPG.Net rant [[http://forum.rpg.net/showthread.php?s=&threadid=13446 "A Night At the Inn, A Day At the Racists"]] and the BinderOfShame, describing the style of a particularly KillerGameMaster. And the D&D game being recounted would only get worse from there.

-> -- ''ComicStrip/KnightsOfTheDinnerTable''

->''""Freelic jumps into the pit [[SchmuckBait to gather the treasure!]]" Jay Jay nerdily proclaims, "How much does Freelic get?" ...The camera switches to Daniel, whose expression is priceless. It's the look a DM gets when an otherwise sharp player does what could be the most blitheringly stupid, disasterous thing possible to his campaign and it's going to take him a minute to fully process a description of how dead Freelic is. ''Oh dear God, his face reads, there aren't enough clerics in the world to rez this guy.''"''
-->--'''WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment''' [[http://spoonyexperiment.com/mazes-and-monsters/ on]] ''Film/MazesAndMonsters''

->'''Black Mage:''' You ever get the feeling that the universe is a vast, impersonal emptiness that exists only to hurt you?\\

->''Your bodies will remain undiscovered for'' (roll roll roll) ''82 centuries!''
-> -- '''Jason Fox''', ''FoxTrot''

-> ''A dragon? You only wish. I have read the entire KillerGM and RockFallsEveryoneDies pages [[TrainingMontage in preparation for this moment]]. [[AGodAmI I have transcended the chains of pity and mercy towards other players]]. I am the [[LethalLavaLand lava flood]] and the [[FailedASpotCheck T-Rex on the plains]]. I am the {{GMPC}} in all its horror, the GoddamnedBats in all their multitudes. [++[[LargeHam I am the spawner of overpowered monsters and the ender of life. I AM THE DESTROYER OF GAMES... AND]]++]'' '''''[+++[[EvilIsHammy I SHALL BE YOUR END!!!]]+++]'''''

->This brings up the first issue I have with [[DungeonsAndDragons D&D]]: There is no hope for you if you exist in this world. [[EverythingTryingToKillYou Nothing can be trusted.]] If the game master wants to kill you, you're dead.
->—-Head Injury Theater, [[http://www.headinjurytheater.com/article73.htm CELEBRATING 30 YEARS OF VERY STUPID MONSTERS.]]

->'''Black Mage:''' You ever get the feeling that the universe is a vast, impersonal emptiness that exists only to hurt you?\\
'''Red Mage:''' Yes. It's how we know the DM is doing his job.
->--'''[[WebComic/EightBitTheater 8-Bit Theater]]''', ''[[http://www.nuklearpower.com/2005/04/21/episode-543-no-loose-ends/ episode 543]]''

->-- '''PennyArcade''', ''[[http://penny-arcade.com/2011/11/30 The Conflux, Part Four]]''

->''"Kill the bastards."''
->-- '''Second rule for GMs''', ''TabletopGame/{{Paranoia}}''

-> ''A dragon? You only wish. I have read the entire KillerGM and RockFallsEveryoneDies pages [[TrainingMontage in preparation for this moment]]. [[AGodAmI I have transcended the chains of pity and mercy towards other players]]. I am the [[LethalLavaLand lava flood]] and the [[FailedASpotCheck T-Rex on the plains]]. I am the {{GMPC}} in all its horror, the GoddamnedBats in all their multitudes. [++[[BadassBoast I am the spawner of overpowered monsters and the ender of life. I AM THE DESTROYER OF GAMES... AND]]++]'' '''''[+++[[BadassBoast I SHALL BE YOUR END!!!]]+++]'''''

-> -- '''Al Bruno III''', from the RPG.Net rant [[http://forum.rpg.net/showthread.php?s=&threadid=13446 "A Night At the Inn, A Day At the Racists"]], describing the style of a particularly KillerGameMaster. And the D&D game being recounted would only get worse from there.

-> -- '''Al Bruno III''', from the RPG.Net rant [[http://forum.rpg.net/showthread.php?s=&threadid=13446 "A Night At the Inn, A Day At the Racists"]], describing the style of a particularly KillerGameMaster. And the D&D game being recounted [[ItGotWorse would only get worse from there]].

-> ''As you can see I soon realized that Psycho Dave ran a game in roughly the same way that Warwick Davis in the film ''Film/{{Leprechaun}}'' [[JackassGenie granted wishes]]. Everything you said your character did was scrutinized for some way to screw you over and the dice ruled all. He was the only guy I know who used a random monster encounter chart for ''CallOfCthulhu''. You haven't lived until you've had a character [[GoMadFromTheRevelation go mad]] because he saw a [[EldritchAbomination nightgaunt]] sitting in a restroom stall reading a copy of the [[ArtifactOfDoom Necronomicon]].''

-> '''B.A.''': A one? Excellent! That gives me a chance to use the new Critical Mass rolls I just picked up.
-> -- ''KnightsOfTheDinnerTable''

-> ''As you can see I soon realized that Psycho Dave ran a game in roughly the same way that Warwick Davis in the film ''{{Film/Leprechaun}}'' [[JackassGenie granted wishes]]. Everything you said your character did was scrutinized for some way to screw you over and the dice ruled all. He was the only guy I know who used a random monster encounter chart for ''CallOfCthulhu''. You haven't lived until you've had a character [[GoMadFromTheRevelation go mad]] because he saw a [[EldritchAbomination nightgaunt]] sitting in a restroom stall reading a copy of the [[ArtifactOfDoom Necronomicon]].''

-> -- '''[[PsychoForHire The troper responsible for running the traps]]''', [[EvilerThanThou taking offense at the thought of]] [[HopelessBossFight his throwing mere dragons]] at a tomb-raiding party, ''[[{{RolePlay/WorldWarX}} Hunt for the Ark]]''.

->--'''[[EightBitTheater 8-Bit Theater]]''', ''[[http://www.nuklearpower.com/2005/04/21/episode-543-no-loose-ends/ episode 543]]''

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-> ''A dragon? You only wish. I have read the entire KillerGM and RockFallsEveryoneDies pages [[TrainingMontage in preparation for this moment]]. [[AGodAmI I have transcended the chains of pity and mercy towards other players]]. I am the [[LethalLavaLand lava flood]] and the [[FailedASpotCheck T-Rex on the plains]]. I am the {{GMPC}} in all its horror, the GoddamnedBats in all their multitudes. [[BadassBoast [++I am the spawner of overpowered monsters and the ender of life. I AM THE DESTROYER OF GAMES... AND++]'' '''''[+++I SHALL BE YOUR END!!!+++]]]'''''

-> ''A dragon? You only wish. I have read the entire KillerGM and RockFallsEveryoneDies pages [[TrainingMontage in preparation for this moment]]. [[AGodAmI I have transcended the chains of pity and mercy towards other players]]. I am the [[LethalLavaLand lava flood]] and the [[FailedASpotCheck T-Rex on the plains]]. I am the {{GMPC}} in all its horror, the GoddamnedBats in all their multitudes. [++I am the spawner of overpowered monsters and the ender of life. I AM THE DESTROYER OF GAMES... AND++]'' '''''[+++I SHALL BE YOUR END!!!+++]'''''

-> -- '''Al Bruno III''', from the RPG.Net rant [[http://web.me.com/magwier/albruno3/rant3.html "A Night At the Inn, A Day At the Racists"]], describing the style of a particularly KillerGameMaster. And the D&D game being recounted [[ItGotWorse would only get worse from there]].

-> -- '''Al Bruno III''', from the RPG.Net rant [[http://albruno3.tripod.com/rant3.htm "A Night At the Inn, A Day At the Racists"]], describing the style of a particularly KillerGameMaster. And the D&D game being recounted [[ItGotWorse would only get worse from there]].