History Quotes / JerkassWoobie

-->--'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''', ''Why is {{SelfDemonstrating/Loki}} So Hot?''

-->-- '''BoBurnham'', on his poem "I Fuck Sluts"

-->-- '''[[HomeStuck Eridan]]''' [[SelfDeprecation describing himself]] in the fic ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/582805 And there will be no tenderness]]''

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-->--'''Tangle''', Koili's ask blog for BrothersOfCircuits.

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-->--'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''', ''Why is {{ComicBook/Loki}} So Hot?''

-->--'''Creator/GeorgeOrwell''', on AdolfHitler

-> "Hurt people hurt people"
-Will Bowen

-->"I know a little of this man Sandor Clegane. He was prince Joffrey's sworn shield for many a year, and even here we would hear tell of his deeds, both good and ill."
-->"If even half of what we heard was true, this was a bitter, tormented soul, a sinner who mocked both gods and men. He served, but found no pride in service. He fought, but took no joy in victory. He drank, [[DrowningMySorrows to drown his pain in a sea of wine]]. He did not love, nor was he loved himself. It was hate that drove him. Though he committed many sins, he never sought forgiveness."
-->"Where other men dream of love, or wealth, or glory, this man Sandor Clegane dreamed of [[CainAndAbel slaying his own brother]], a sin so terrible it makes me shudder just to speak of it. Yet that was the bread that nourished him, the fuel that kept his fires burning. Ignoble as it was the hope of seeing his brother's blood upon his blade was all this sad and angry creature lived for...[[spoiler:and even that was taken away when Prince Oberyn of Dorne stabbed Ser Gregor with a poisoned spear]]."
-->-- '''Elder Brother''', regarding Sandor Clegane, ''Literature/AFeastForCrowss''.

-->-- '''Kenny's Will''' from ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark''

->''"But who prays for Satan? Who in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most."''
-->--'''Creator/MarkTwain'''

->I want my innocence back
->And if you can't give it to me
->I will cut you down
-->-- ''I Want My Innocence Back'', by Emilie Autumn

->''"But who prays for Satan? Who in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most"''

->You need someone to take care of you, you need to be part of something, to feel alive again. You are pathetic, and not even the kind of sweet, idealized pathetic that would make someone take pity on you. No, you are the bitter, obnoxious, desperate kind of pathetic, and you know it.
-->-- '''[[HomeStuck Eridan]]''' [[SelfDeprecation describing himself]] in the fic ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/582805 And there will be no tenderness]]''

-->--'''Music/TheWho''', "Behind Blue Eyes"

-->--'''Music/TheWho''', [[Music/WhosNext "Behind Blue Eyes"]]

-->--'''Aubrey''', ''SomethingPositive''.

-->--'''Music/TheWho''', "Behind Blue Eyes"

-->-- '''CharlieSheen'''

-->--'''Creator/GeorgeOrwell''', on Adolf Hitler

->''"Let me out of here! I have a fashion show to ruin! I was finally, finally gonna outshine Barbie and feel good about myself for once in my entire life!"''
-->--'''Raquelle''', ''WesternAnimation/BarbieLifeInTheDreamhouse''

-->--'''Music/{{Morrissey}}''', ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d740-Hauvak Jack the Ripper]]''

-->--'''Music/TheWho''', ''Behind Blue Eyes''

->''Hey how come I'm in that trope?''
-->--'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''', ''Why is {{ComicBook/Loki}} So Hot?''