History Quotes / ItsAWonderfulFailure

-> ''"The [[FinalBoss Rebel]] [[AdvancingBossOfDoom Flagship]] is within range of the Federation Base. [[NonstandardGameOver All is lost, they've won.]]"''
-->--''VideoGame/FTLFasterThanLight''

-> ''"Hurry, destroy it! If you do not, [[HistoryRepeats the tragedy of Vasteel will be repeated]]! It ''[Vambrace]'' contains the same [[SealedEvilInACan evil potential]] as Vasteel! It will lead to calamity and to mass death and destruction! Please, [[HeroicSuicide destroy it]]! Please..."''
-->--'''The Guardian''', ''VideoGame/ThunderForce V'' [[DownerEnding bad ending]], despite the Vambrace being too crippled to self-destruct

-> ''"Your defeat has brought chaos to the Federation. Your cowardice and betrayal shall be known throughout the stars. Your decaying corpse will be an object for ridicule and scorn. Disgrace will follow your family for centuries. Once adored and worshipped by all, your rotting flesh will serve as the price of failure. Oh, the horrible pain of defeat..."''
-->--The GameOver sequence from ''Death Duel''

->''"Ah, my friend! We meet face-to-face. The page, did you bring the page?? ''({{beat}})'' You ''didn't'' bring the page. [-You didn't bring the page...-] '''''[[YouFool WHAT KIND OF FOOL ARE YOU?!!]]''''' Did you not take my warning seriously?! ''({{sigh}})'' [[WelcomeTohell Welcome to D'ni.]] You and I will live here... [[TailorMadePrison forever]]."'' (returns to his writing and never looks up again)

-> ''"Your defeat has brought chaos to the Federation. Your cowardice and betrayal shall be known throughout the stars. Your decaying corpse will be an object for ridicule and scorn. Disgrace will follow your family for centuries. Once adored and worshipped by all, your rotting flesh will serve as the price of failure. Oh, the horrible pain of defeat... Game Over"''

--> ''"Your defeat has brought chaos to the Federation. Your cowardice and betrayal shall be known throughout the stars. Your decaying corpse will be an object for ridicule and scorn. Disgrace will follow your family for centuries. Once adored and worshipped by all, your rotting flesh will serve as the price of failure. Oh, the horrible pain of defeat... Game Over"''

-->--'''''HardcoreGaming101''''' on ''VideoGame/NightTrap''

-->'''HardcoreGaming101''''' on ''VideoGame/NightTrap''

-->--'''The Guardian''', ''VideoGame/ThunderForce V'' [[DownerEnding bad ending]]

->''"Ah, my friend! We meet face-to-face. The page, did you bring the page?? ''({{beat}})'' [-You ''didn't'' bring the page-]. [--You didn't bring the page...--] '''''[[YouFool WHAT KIND OF FOOL ARE YOU?!!]]''''' Did you not take my warning seriously?! ''({{sigh}})'' [[WelcomeTohell Welcome to D'ni.]] You and I will live here... [[TailorMadePrison forever]]."'' (returns to his writing and never looks up again)

->''"You have failed to stop the alien onslaught. One by one the funding nations [[FalseReassurance sign pacts with aliens promising technology, prosperity and peace]]... Surviving generation suffer terrible mutations as they flee alien destruction. They are [[SlaveRace rounded up into slave camps]] in order to help transform earth into an alien colony which is part of some unknown empire. The knowledge gained through the X-COM project is lost forever. You have failed to save the earth."''
-->--'''''XCOMUFODefense'''''

-->-- '''TheAngryVideoGameNerd''' plays ''FridayThe13th'' for NES

->''"Ah, my friend! We meet face-to-face. The page, did you bring the page?? ''({{beat}})'' You ''didn't'' bring the page. [-You didn't bring the page...-] '''''[[YouFool WHAT KIND OF FOOL ARE YOU?!!]]''''' Did you not take my warning seriously?! ''({{sigh}})'' [[WelcomeTohell Welcome to D'ni.]] You and I will live here... [[TailorMadePrison forever]]."'' (returns to his writing and never looks up again)

->''"You have failed to stop the alien onslaught. One by one the funding nations [[FalseReassurance sign pacts with aliens promising technology, prosperity and peace]]... The resistance of earth armies is futile in the face of vastly superior technology. Surviving generation suffer terrible mutations as they flee alien destruction. They are [[SlaveRace rounded up into slave camps]] in order to help transform earth into an alien colony which is part of some unknown empire. The knowledge gained through the X-COM project is lost forever. You have failed to save the earth."''

->''"[[AC:You and your friends are dead. Game over]]"?? That's priceless. I can't believe it. Isn't that a mean thing to say to kids? Nobody ever ''dies'' in Nintendo! They're either "[[NeverSayDie defeated]]" or they [[NoBodyLeftBehind turn into an item]] and float away! But here comes a game like ''VideoGame/FridayThe13th'' that just cuts the bullshit, shows some balls, comes flat-out and says, "You're fucking dead. [[AndYourLittleDogToo And your friends, too!]]" Beautiful. And what happens if there's a sequel? It would have to ''[[SequelEscalation say something even worse]]!''"\\\

->''"Life is true and never a dream... All souls knows this from birth... The truth is something that is chosen and grasped... something discovered with one's vision and will... Only by gaining that does the seeker become truth himself, a cord that connects past and future. But now, our guest's future has been severed and the truth languishes within the hollow, fog-filled forest...."''
---> --'''[[GameOverMan Igor]]''', ''{{Persona 4}}''

---> --'''[[GameOverMan Igor]]''', ''{{Persona 3}} FES: The Answer''

->''"Well, it's a good thing they don't just let me die in peace or anything. I fucking disintegrate and it tells me "my struggles were in vain." Not just ''this'' struggle. [[AllOfThem ALL my struggles]]. Y'know, some of us do this for enjoyment, alright? This is our escape. Who wrote this game, [[NietzcheWannabe Nietzsche?]]"''

-->'''Grunty''': Banjo's game ends in my tower,
-->Turn it up, I need full power!
-->'''Klungo''':Yessssss, your Gruntyship.
-->Your transformation will soon be complete... (he turns up Grunty's machine's power)
-->'''Tooty''':(inside the machine)Help me, Banjo! I feel funny...
-->'''Klungo''': ...With bear and bird defeated,
-->Grunty wins!
-->(a beautiful Grunty walks out of the machine and shows herself to Klungo)
-->'''Beautiful Grunty''': Look at me, Grunty's a cutie!
-->I'm so much now prettier than Tooty!
-->'''Klungo''': Oh, yes you are, Mistress!
-->'''Mumbo''': Grunty nice. Come back to Mumbo's skull, right?
-->(a hideous Tooty bursts out of the machine and starts lashing at the camera)
-->'''Ugly Tooty''': Banjo?! Your sister wants to talk to you... ...NOW!!!
-->GAME OVER

-->"All ya had to do was follow the damn train, CJ!"

-->''"This court sees no reason to further prolong the trial. Nor is there any need for more time to decide the case against the defendant. This court finds the defendant, ''[defendant name]''...'''''Guilty.''''' The accused will surrender to the court immediately, to be held pending trial at a higher court within a month from today's date. That is all. The court is adjourned!"'' [[GameOver (COURTROOM DOORS CLOSE)]]
--->--'''TheJudge''', ''Franchise/AceAttorney'' series, if your LifeMeter or [[VideoGameLives penalty marks]] run out

-->"But... the future refused to change."

-->''"Death is not a hunter unbeknownst to its prey. One is always aware that it lies in wait. Though life is merely a journey to the grave, it must not be undertaken without hope. Only then will a traveler's story live on, treasured by those who bid him farewell. But alas, my guest's life has now ended, his tale unwritten..."''
---> --'''[[GameOverMan Igor]]''', ''{{Persona 3}}''

-->''"As proof of one's life, there exists the danger of death. This proof exists as a flame, painfully burning one's life away. Yet though a life crumbles to dust, time moves ever onward. He who had been your proof, your life itself... the answer has been lost, never to be found again."''

-->''"Life is true and never a dream... All souls knows this from birth... The truth is something that is chosen and grasped... something discovered with one's vision and will... Only by gaining that does the seeker become truth himself, a cord that connects past and future. But now, our guest's future has been severed and the truth languishes within the hollow, fog-filled forest...."''

-->''"You're dead. Your friends are dead. Your family's dead. Your fucking pets are being skinned alive. {{Your Mom}}'s a fucking whore. You suck at life. The whole world hates you. You're going to hell. Live with it. Game Over."''
---> --'''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd'''

--> ''"And just like that, the case came to an end. I ran away from the courtroom...and wandered the streets alone. I never saw Maya again. De Killer is [[IGaveMyWord a man of his word]], so I'm sure he released her as promised. I heard the verdict of Ms. Andrews' trial a few days later. She was found guilty, of course. [[GoodBadTranslation The 'miracle' never happen]]. Maybe it was never meant to. Because a 'miracle' is something that doesn't exist."''
-->-- '''[[DownerEnding The Bad Ending]]''', ''[[VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorney Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Justice for All]]''

---> --'''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd'''

--->--'''TheJudge''', ''VisualNovel/AceAttorney'' series, if your LifeMeter or [[VideoGameLives penalty marks]] run out

-->--The GameOver sequence from ''BanjoKazooie''

-->''"Life is true and never a dream... All souls knows this from birth... The truth is something that is chosen and grasped... something discovered with one's vision and will... Only by gaining that deos the seeker become truth himself, a cord that connects past and future. But now, our guest's future has been severed and the truth languishes within the hollow, fog-filled forest...."''

---> --'''[[GameOverMan Igor]]''', ''{{Persona 4}}''

-->'''Klungo''':Yessssss, your Gruntyship.

-->--Big Smoke, ''GrandTheftAutoSanAndreas''

--->--'''TheJudge''', ''AceAttorney'' series, if your LifeMeter or [[VideoGameLives penalty marks]] run out

-->"But... the future refused to change."

-->''"Life is true and never a dream... All souls knows this from birth... The truth is something that is chosen and grasped... something discovered with one's vision and will... Only by gaining that deos the seeker become truth himself, a cord that connects past and future. But now, our guest's future has been severed and the truth languishes within the hollow, fog-filled forest...."''

->''"Death is not a hunter unbeknownst to its prey. One is always aware that it lies in wait. Though life is merely a journey to the grave, it must not be undertaken without hope. Only then will a traveler's story live on, treasured by those who bid him farewell. But alas, my guest's life has now ended, his tale unwritten..."''
--> --'''[[GameOverMan Igor]]''', ''{{Persona 3}}''

->''"Life is true and never a dream... All souls knows this from birth... The truth is something that is chosen and grasped... something discovered with one's vision and will... Only by gaining that deos the seeker become truth himself, a cord that connects past and future. But now, our guest's future has been severed and the truth languishes within the hollow, fog-filled forest...."''
--> --'''[[GameOverMan Igor]]''', ''{{Persona 4}}''

-->-- '''Text at the end of [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iC_BUaKN3is Day Of Lavos]]''', ''VideoGame/ChronoTrigger''

--->--'''TheJudge''', ''AceAttorney'' series, if your LifeMeter or [[VideoGameLives penalty marks]] run out