History Quotes / InterSpeciesRomance

->"They're gonna make a snadger!"

-> ''"Into the elevator, Mr. Schlock. Let's beam down to the surface so I can find an alien to fall in love with before the program is over."''

->'''Fenris:''' I'm an escaped slave and an elf living in a borrowed mansion. None of these things bother you?

->Let me get this straight: [[GreenSkinnedSpaceBabe Your species]] can mate with anyone?\\
--'''[[PlayerCharacter Shepard]]''', ''VideoGame/MassEffect1''

'''[[BigBadassWolf Florence]]''': Winston is human.\\

-> ''"That's very funny, a fly marrying a bumblebee! I told you I'd shoot! But you didn't believe me! Why didn't you believe me?!"''
--Stinky Wizzleteats, ''WesternAnimation/TheRenAndStimpyShow'' ("Stimpy's Invention")

--'''Torquemada''', ''NemesisTheWarlock''

--'''CordwainerSmith''', ''[[http://www.gutenberg.org/files/29614/29614-h/29614-h.htm The Game Of Rat And Dragon]]''

--'''[[PlayerCharacter Shepard]]''', ''VideoGame/MassEffect''

--''ThingsMrWelchIsNoLongerAllowedToDoInAnRPG''

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->''Mating between species. A pointless exercise.''\\
--'''Javik''', ''VideoGame/MassEffect3''

--'''Starfire''', ''[[BatmanAndTheOutsiders The Outsiders]]'', after walking in on {{Metamorpho}} (human turned ElementalShapeshifter) and Indigo (gynoid and [[spoiler: OppositeSexClone of {{Brainiac}} 8]]) about to have sex.

->''" I'll be honest with you, I've seen stranger couplings but not usually on earth. And definatly not with bipeds"''\\
--'''Starfire''', ''[[BatmanAndTheOutsiders The Outsiders]]''

->''"She ''is'' a cat," he thought. "That's all she is—a ''cat!''"\\
But that was not how his mind saw her—quick beyond all dreams of speed, sharp, clever, unbelievably graceful, beautiful, wordless and undemanding.\\

--'''[[PlayerCharacter Shepard]]''', ''MassEffect''

->''"She ''is'' a cat," he thought. "That's all she is—a ''cat!''"\\
But that was not how his mind saw her—quick beyond all dreams of speed, sharp, clever, unbelievably graceful, beautiful, wordless and undemanding.\\

->"[[BabylonFive G'Kar]] likes women, no matter the size...shape...species..."\\

->"''It'll either be a night to treasure, or a horrible interspecies-awkwardness thing....in which case, fighting the Collectors will be a welcome distraction. So, you know, [[XanatosGambit a win either way]].''"\\

->''Every time you do it, you make the ghost of HPLovecraft [[AssholeVictim cry]].''\\

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--''[[{{Tsukihime}} Kagetsu Tohya]]''

->''Anyone that has truck with the extraterrestrial goes into the vats!''\\

--'''Anonymous Troper''' %% moved from the examples section

--Nathan Rabin, [[http://www.avclub.com/articles/floppiest-flop-case-file-126-delgo,16751/ My Year of Flops: Delgo]]

--'''Starfire''' ''[[BatmanAndTheOutsiders The Outsiders]]''

->"She ''is'' a cat," he thought. "That's all she is—a ''cat!''"\\

Where would he ever find a woman who could compare with her?\\

--CordwainerSmith, ''[[http://www.gutenberg.org/files/29614/29614-h/29614-h.htm The Game Of Rat And Dragon]]''

->"Mice and sea lions don't mix, except perhaps in a {{Disney}} film."
-->'''-Brain,''' ''WesternAnimation/PinkyAndTheBrain''

->''224. I cannot insinuate elf chicks are all easy, even though you never hear about a half gnome do you?''
-->--''ThingsMrWelchIsNoLongerAllowedToDoInAnRPG''

->"''Me? In love with a pig? Haha! Wait 'til I tell the guys in marketing! Hahahahaha! Maybe you expected me to go HOG-wild? Hahahaha! Perhaps you could bring home the BACON! Ha, hahahaha! Ahhh, the sounds of love: Su-EEEEE! Oink, oink!''"
-->--'''Kermit the Frog''', ''TheMuppetsTakeManhattan''

To bless this boy and bless this bride."
-->--''Children, Children'', from ''Bat Boy: The Musical''.

"------! Hya, Arihiko-san, as a master, you make me defend against too many things--!"
-->--''[[{{Tsukihime}} Kagetsu Tohya]]''

->"''[[MirrorChemistry Turians based on dextro-amino acids]]. Human [[ExpospeakGag ingestion of tissue]] could provoke allergic reactions. Anaphylactic shock possible, so don't....''(ahem)'' ingest.''"
-->--'''Mordin Solus''', ''VideoGame/MassEffect2'' on the quote below.

->"''It'll either be a night to treasure, or a horrible interspecies-awkwardness thing....in which case, fighting the Collectors will be a welcome distraction. So, you know, [[XanatosGambit a win either way]].''"
-->--'''Garrus Vakarian''', ''VideoGame/MassEffect2''

->''Every time you do it, you make the ghost of HPLovecraft [[AssholeVictim cry]].''
-->--'''The Internet'''

->''Anyone that has truck with the extraterrestrial goes into the vats!''
-->--'''Torquemada''', ''NemesisTheWarlock''

'''Elf:''' Centaurs...
-->--'''Anonymous Troper''' %% moved from the examples section

'''Niomi:''' [[OhCrap Proceed]] '''[[OhCrap very]]''' [[OhCrap cautiously]].
-->--''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}''

->"''What an interesting first union that must have been! Hahaha! I admire man's ability to see beauty in everything!''"
-->--'''Coyote''', ''Webcomic/GunnerkriggCourt'' [[spoiler: explaining to Antimony that she's part fire elemental]]

->Let me get this straight: [[GreenSkinnedSpaceBabe Your species]] can mate with anyone?
-->--'''[[PlayerCharacter Shepard]]''', ''MassEffect''

''But I say you're a mammal just like me.''
-->--'''Ichiro''', ''Anime/NerimaDaikonBrothers''

->"''Instead of rooting for these star-crossed lovers to overcome the odds and unite their people I found myself wondering if it was even ethical or right for a lizard-man and a dragonfly-lady to knock boots. Should people from different species get married or have sex? Is a union between a lizard-man and a dragonfly-lady like me dating a Catholic girl or a Shetland pony announcing its engagement to a bumblebee?''"
-->--Nathan Rabin, [[http://www.avclub.com/articles/floppiest-flop-case-file-126-delgo,16751/ My Year of Flops: Delgo]]

->''"You think I might find happiness in the animal kingdom, Ducky?"''
-->--'''Beverly''' to the title character of the movie ''Film/HowardTheDuck''

->''" I'll be honest with you, I've seen stranger couplings but not usually on earth. And definatly not with bipeds"''
-->--'''Starfire''' ''[[BatmanAndTheOutsiders The Outsiders]]''

'''Steve''': I don't know. I was drunk and in love!
-->--''BowsersKingdom'' episode 8

->''Mating between species. A pointless exercise.''
-->--'''Javik''', ''VideoGame/MassEffect3''

->"She ''is'' a cat," he thought. "That's all she is—a ''cat!''"

Where would he ever find a woman who could compare with her?
-->--CordwainerSmith, ''[[http://www.gutenberg.org/files/29614/29614-h/29614-h.htm The Game Of Rat And Dragon]]''

->''224. I cannot insinuate elf chicks are all easy, even though you never hear about a half gnome do you?''\\

->"''Me? In love with a pig? Haha! Wait 'til I tell the guys in marketing! Hahahahaha! Maybe you expected me to go HOG-wild? Hahahaha! Perhaps you could bring home the BACON! Ha, hahahaha! Ahhh, the sounds of love: Su-EEEEE! Oink, oink!''"\\

To bless this boy and bless this bride."\\

"------! Hya, Arihiko-san, as a master, you make me defend against too many things--!"\\

->"''[[MirrorChemistry Turians based on dextro-amino acids]]. Human [[ExpospeakGag ingestion of tissue]] could provoke allergic reactions. Anaphylactic shock possible, so don't....''(ahem)'' ingest.''"\\

->"''It'll either be a night to treasure, or a horrible interspecies-awkwardness thing....in which case, fighting the Collectors will be a welcome distraction. So, you know, [[XanatosGambit a win either way]].''"\\

->''Every time you do it, you make the ghost of HPLovecraft [[AssholeVictim cry]].''\\

->''Anyone that has truck with the extraterrestrial goes into the vats!''\\

'''Elf:''' Centaurs...\\

'''Niomi:''' [[OhCrap Proceed]] '''[[OhCrap very]]''' [[OhCrap cautiously]].\\

->"''What an interesting first union that must have been! Hahaha! I admire man's ability to see beauty in everything!''"\\

->Let me get this straight: [[GreenSkinnedSpaceBabe Your species]] can mate with anyone?\\

''But I say you're a mammal just like me.''\\

->"''Instead of rooting for these star-crossed lovers to overcome the odds and unite their people I found myself wondering if it was even ethical or right for a lizard-man and a dragonfly-lady to knock boots. Should people from different species get married or have sex? Is a union between a lizard-man and a dragonfly-lady like me dating a Catholic girl or a Shetland pony announcing its engagement to a bumblebee?''"\\

->''"You think I might find happiness in the animal kingdom, Ducky?"''\\

->''" I'll be honest with you, I've seen stranger couplings but not usually on earth. And definatly not with bipeds"''\\

'''Steve''': I don't know. I was drunk and in love!\\

->''Mating between species. A pointless exercise.''\\

->"She ''is'' a cat," he thought. "That's all she is—a ''cat!''"\\

Where would he ever find a woman who could compare with her?\\

--''ThingsMrWelchIsNoLongerAllowedToDoInAnRPG''

--'''Kermit the Frog''', ''TheMuppetsTakeManhattan''

--''Children, Children'', from ''Bat Boy: The Musical''.

--''[[{{Tsukihime}} Kagetsu Tohya]]''

--'''Mordin Solus''', ''VideoGame/MassEffect2'' on the quote below.

--'''Garrus Vakarian''', ''VideoGame/MassEffect2''

--'''The Internet'''

--'''Torquemada''', ''NemesisTheWarlock''

--'''Anonymous Troper''' %% moved from the examples section

--''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}''

--'''Coyote''', ''Webcomic/GunnerkriggCourt'' [[spoiler: explaining to Antimony that she's part fire elemental]]

--'''[[PlayerCharacter Shepard]]''', ''MassEffect''

--'''Ichiro''', ''Anime/NerimaDaikonBrothers''

--Nathan Rabin, [[http://www.avclub.com/articles/floppiest-flop-case-file-126-delgo,16751/ My Year of Flops: Delgo]]

--'''Beverly''' to the title character of the movie ''Film/HowardTheDuck''

--'''Starfire''' ''[[BatmanAndTheOutsiders The Outsiders]]''

--''BowsersKingdom'' episode 8

--'''Javik''', ''VideoGame/MassEffect3''

--CordwainerSmith, ''[[http://www.gutenberg.org/files/29614/29614-h/29614-h.htm The Game Of Rat And Dragon]]''