—Stinky Wizzleteats, The Ren & Stimpy Show ("Stimpy's Invention")
—Things Mr. Welch Is No Longer Allowed to Do in an RPG
—Kermit the Frog, The Muppets Take Manhattan
Let the lion and the lamb,
Let the owl and wolf and ram embrace
Across the countryside.
Fur and feathers, Makin' love;
Paws and claws and jaws and beaks,
Let the song go on for weeks and weeks,
To bless this boy and bless this bride."
—Children, Children, from Bat Boy: The Musical.
"Don't worry, it's all about gaining experience."
'Well, it's definitely my first time with bestiality,' I add.
"———! Hya, Arihiko-san, as a master, you make me defend against too many things—!"
—Kagetsu Tohya, Tsukihime
—Mordin Solus, Mass Effect 2 on the quote below.
—Garrus Vakarian, Mass Effect 2
—Javik, Mass Effect 3
—Torquemada, Nemesis the Warlock
Elf: To a human, everything must look like a girl.
Elf: Half-orcs, half-ogres...
Human: ...shut up.
Dwarf: Half-dragons, half-kobolds.
Human: I said shut up!
—Anonymous Troper on Dungeons & Dragons
Niomi:Listen, if you've found a Bowman's Wolf you like, go for it!
Florence: Winston is human.
Niomi: Proceed very cautiously.
—Coyote, Gunnerkrigg Court explaining to Antimony that she's part fire elemental
But I say you're a mammal just like me.
—Ichiro, Nerima Daikon Brothers
—Nathan Rabin, My Year of Flops: Delgo
—Beverly to the title character of the movie Howard the Duck
—Starfire, The Outsiders, after walking in on Shift (clone of Metamorpho, human turned Elemental Shapeshifter) and Indigo (gynoid and Opposite-Sex Clone of Brainiac 8) about to have sex.
(Pan right to reveal said girlfriend is a Dino Rhino.)
Steve: And we even had a baby. Look how big he is!
Hal: What the hell?! How did you even do that?!
Steve: I don't know. I was drunk and in love!
—Bowser's Kingdom episode 8
But that was not how his mind saw her—quick beyond all dreams of speed, sharp, clever, unbelievably graceful, beautiful, wordless and undemanding.
Where would he ever find a woman who could compare with her?
—Cordwainer Smith, The Game Of Rat And Dragon