History Quotes / InterSpeciesRomance

--'''Coyote''', ''GunnerkriggCourt'' [[spoiler: explaining to Antimony that she's part fire elemental]]

-->"She ''is'' a cat," he thought. "That's all she is—a ''cat!''"
-->But that was not how his mind saw her—quick beyond all dreams of speed, sharp, clever, unbelievably graceful, beautiful, wordless and undemanding.
-->Where would he ever find a woman who could compare with her?
-->--CordwainerSmith, ''[[http://www.gutenberg.org/files/29614/29614-h/29614-h.htm The Game Of Rat And Dragon]]''

-->''224. I cannot insinuate elf chicks are all easy, even though you never hear about a half gnome do you?''
-->-- ''ThingsMrWelchIsNoLongerAllowedToDoInAnRPG''

-->"''Me? In love with a pig? Haha! Wait 'til I tell the guys in marketing! Hahahahaha! Maybe you expected me to go HOG-wild? Hahahaha! Perhaps you could bring home the BACON! Ha, hahahaha! Ahhh, the sounds of love: Su-EEEEE! Oink, oink!''"
-->-- '''Kermit the Frog''', ''TheMuppetsTakeManhattan''

-->"Now let the turtle and the dove,\\

To bless this boy and bless this bride."
-->-- ''Children, Children'', from ''Bat Boy: The Musical''.

-->"Arihiko-san, I'm a spirit. It would be best to not have such wicked thoughts..."\\

"------! Hya, Arihiko-san, as a master, you make me defend against too many things--!"
-->-- ''[[{{Tsukihime}} Kagetsu Tohya]]''

-->"''[[MirrorChemistry Turians based on dextro-amino acids]]. Human [[ExpospeakGag ingestion of tissue]] could provoke allergic reactions. Anaphylactic shock possible, so don't....''(ahem)'' ingest.''"
-->-- '''Mordin''', ''VideoGame/MassEffect2'' on the quote below.

-->"''It'll either be a night to treasure, or a horrible interspecies-awkwardness thing....in which case, fighting the Collectors will be a welcome distraction. So, you know, a win either way.''"
-->-- '''Garrus Vakarian''', ''VideoGame/MassEffect2''

-->''Every time you do it, you make the ghost of HPLovecraft [[AssholeVictim cry]].''
-->-- '''The Internet'''

-->''Anyone that has truck with the extraterrestrial goes into the vats!''
-->-- '''Torquemada''', ''NemesisTheWarlock''

-->'''Human:''' Hey elf, you look like a girl.\\

'''Elf:''' Centaurs...
-->-- '''Anonymous Troper''' %% moved from the examples section

-->'''Florence:''' I'm trying to proceed cautiously.\\

'''Niomi:''' [[OhCrap Proceed]] '''[[OhCrap very]]''' [[OhCrap cautiously]].
-->-- ''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}''

-->"''What an interesting first union that must have been! Hahaha! I admire man's ability to see beauty in everything!''"
-->-- '''Coyote''', ''GunnerkriggCourt'' [[spoiler: explaining to Antimony that she's part fire elemental]]

-->Let me get this straight: [[GreenSkinnedSpaceBabe Your species]] can mate with anyone?
-->-- '''[[PlayerCharacter Shepard]]''', ''MassEffect''

-->''They'll say you're an animal,''\\
''But I say you're a mammal just like me.''
-->-- '''Ichiro''', ''Anime/NerimaDaikonBrothers''

-->"''Instead of rooting for these star-crossed lovers to overcome the odds and unite their people I found myself wondering if it was even ethical or right for a lizard-man and a dragonfly-lady to knock boots. Should people from different species get married or have sex? Is a union between a lizard-man and a dragonfly-lady like me dating a Catholic girl or a Shetland pony announcing its engagement to a bumblebee?''"
--> --Nathan Rabin, [[http://www.avclub.com/articles/floppiest-flop-case-file-126-delgo,16751/ My Year of Flops: Delgo]]

-->''"You think I might find happiness in the animal kingdom, Ducky?"''
-->-- '''Beverly''' to the title character of the movie ''Film/HowardTheDuck''

-->''" I'll be honest with you, I've seen stranger couplings but not usually on earth. And definatly not with bipeds"''
-->-- '''Starfire''' ''[[BatmanAndTheOutsiders The Outsiders]]''

-->'''Steve''': Oh, Come on guys! It's not so bad here! I kinda like it here. I even met my girlfriend.\\

'''Steve''': I don't know. I was drunk and in love!
-->--''BowsersKingdom'' episode 8

->''Mating between species. A pointless exercise.''
-->-- '''Javik''', ''VideoGame/MassEffect3''

-->-- '''Ichiro''', ''NerimaDaikonBrothers''

-->"''[[MirrorChemistry Turians based on dextro-amino acids]]. Human [[ExpospeakGag ingestion of tissue]] could provoke allergic reactions. Anaphylaptic shock possible, so don't....''(ahem)'' ingest.''"
-->-- '''Mordin''', ''MassEffect2'' on the quote below.

-->"''It'll either be a night to remember, or a horrible interspecies-awkwardness thing.''"
-->-- '''Garrus Vakarian''', ''MassEffect2''

-->''Every time you do it, you make the ghost of [=~H.P. Lovecraft~=] [[AssholeVictim cry]].''

-->"''[[MirrorChemistry Turians based on dextro-amino acids]]. Human [[ExospeakGag ingestion of tissue]] could provoke allergic reactions. Anaphylaptic shock possible, so don't....''(ahem)'' ingest.''"

-->"''[[MirrorChemistry Turians based on dextro-amino acids]]. Human [[IfYouKnowWhatIMean ingestion of tissue]] could provoke allergic reactions. Anaphylaptic shock possible, so don't....''(ahem)'' ingest.''"

-->"''Turians based on dextro-amino acids. Human [[IfYouKnowWhatIMean ingestion of tissue]] could provoke allergic reactions. Anaphylaptic shock possible, so don't....''(ahem)'' ingest.''"

->'''Steve''': Oh, Come on guys! It's not so bad here! I kinda like it here. I even met my girlfriend.\\

->''224. I cannot insinuate elf chicks are all easy, even though you never hear about a half gnome do you?''

->"''Me? In love with a pig? Haha! Wait 'til I tell the guys in marketing! Hahahahaha! Maybe you expected me to go HOG-wild? Hahahaha! Perhaps you could bring home the BACON! Ha, hahahaha! Ahhh, the sounds of love: Su-EEEEE! Oink, oink!''"

->"Now let the turtle and the dove,\\

->"Arihiko-san, I'm a spirit. It would be best to not have such wicked thoughts..."
->"Don't worry, it's all about gaining experience."
->'Well, it's definitely my first time with bestiality,' I add.
->"------! Hya, Arihiko-san, as a master, you make me defend against too many things--!"

->"''Turians based on dextro-amino acids. Human [[IfYouKnowWhatIMean ingestion of tissue]] could provoke allergic reactions. Anaphylaptic shock possible, so don't....''(ahem)'' ingest.''"

->"''It'll either be a night to remember, or a horrible interspecies-awkwardness thing.''"

->''Every time you do it, you make the ghost of [=~H.P. Lovecraft~=] cry.''

->''Anyone that has truck with the extraterrestrial goes into the vats!''

->'''Human:''' Hey elf, you look like a girl.
->'''Elf:''' To a human, everything must look like a girl.
->'''Human:''' What?
->'''Elf:''' Half-orcs, half-ogres...
->'''Human:''' ...shut up.
->'''Dwarf:''' Half-dragons, half-kobolds.
->'''Human:''' I said shut up!
->'''Elf:''' ...
->'''Dwarf:''' ...
->'''Human:''' ...
->'''Elf:''' Centaurs...

->'''Florence:''' I'm trying to proceed cautiously.\\

->"''What an interesting first union that must have been! Hahaha! I admire man's ability to see beauty in everything!''"

->Let me get this straight: [[GreenSkinnedSpaceBabe Your species]] can mate with anyone?

->''They'll say you're an animal,''\\

->"''Instead of rooting for these star-crossed lovers to overcome the odds and unite their people I found myself wondering if it was even ethical or right for a lizard-man and a dragonfly-lady to knock boots. Should people from different species get married or have sex? Is a union between a lizard-man and a dragonfly-lady like me dating a Catholic girl or a Shetland pony announcing its engagement to a bumblebee?''"

->''"You think I might find happiness in the animal kingdom, Ducky?"''

->''" I'll be honest with you, I've seen stranger couplings but not usually on earth. And definatly not with bipeds"''

Fur and feathers, Makin' love;\\

-->-- '''Beverly''' to the title character of the movie ''HowardTheDuck''

'''Steve''': Oh, Come on guys! It's not so bad here! I kinda like it here. I even met my girlfriend.\\

-->-- '''Starfire''' [[BatmanAndTheOutsiders The Outsiders]]

-->-- ''{{Freefall}}''

'''Naomi:'''Listen, if you've found a [[UpliftedAnimal Bowman's Wolf]] you like, go for it!\\

'''Naomi:''' [[OhCrap Proceed]] '''[[OhCrap very]]''' [[OhCrap cautiously]].

->''Turians based on dextro-amino acids. [[IfYouKnowWhatIMean Human ingestion of tissue could provoke allergic reactions.]] Anaphylaptic shock possible, so don't....''(ahem)'' ingest.''

->''It'll either be a night to remember, or a horrible interspecies-awkwardness thing.''

-->-- '''Coyote''', ''GunnerkriggCourt''

-> ''224. I cannot insinuate elf chicks are all easy, even though you never hear about a half gnome do you?''

->''"Me? In love with a pig? Haha! Wait 'til I tell the guys in marketing! Hahahahaha! Maybe you expected me to go HOG-wild? Hahahaha! Perhaps you could bring home the BACON! Ha, hahahaha! Ahhh, the sounds of love: Su-EEEEE! Oink, oink!"''\\
-- '''Kermit the Frog''', ''TheMuppetsTakeManhattan''

-> "Now let the turtle and the dove,\\

-->--''Children, Children'', from ''Bat Boy: The Musical''.

-->''[[{{Tsukihime}} Kagetsu Tohya]]''

-->'''Mordin''', ''MassEffect 2'' on the quote below.

-->'''Garrus Vakarian''', ''MassEffect 2''

->''Every time you do it, you make the ghost of H.P. Lovecraft cry.''
--> '''The Internet'''

-> ''Human: Hey elf, you look like a girl.''
-> ''Elf: To a human, everything must look like a girl.''
-> ''Human: What?''
-> ''Elf: Half-orcs, half-ogres...''
-> ''Human: ...shut up.''
-> ''Dwarf: Half-dragons, half-kobolds.''
-> ''Human: I said shut up!''
-> ''Elf: ...''
-> ''Dwarf: ...''
-> ''Human: ...''
-> ''Elf: Centaurs...''
-->--Anonymous Troper %% moved from the examples section

->'''Florence''': I'm trying to proceed cautiously.\\
'''Naomi''':Listen, if you've found a [[UpliftedAnimal Bowman's Wolf]] you like, go for it!\\

'''Naomi''': [[OhCrap Proceed]] '''[[OhCrap very]]''' [[OhCrap cautiosly.]]
-->--''{{Freefall}}''

->''"What an interesting first union that must have been! Hahaha! I admire man's ability to see beauty in everything!"''

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