History Quotes / InsultBackFire

-->-- ''Series/{{Castle}}''

-->-- '''WebAnimation/HazbinHotel''', pilot

->''"It's Sonic who named me 'Eggman!' Except the joke's on him! I embraced the name! I made it my own! His mockery is now a name feared across the ages! [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne I'm not going to adopt 'Baldly Nosehair' though]]. My dignity has limits."''

-->--''Film/KingKong2005''

->'''Jen''': "Are you going to be silly all your life?"
->'''Andy''': "Probably."

'''Quark:''' "'Til the day I die."

'''Dale "The Whale" Biederbeck:''' No doubt I ''will''. I just hope it's handicap-accessible!

'''President Josiah Bartlet:''' ''[Genially]'' Well, thanks for trying, but here I am anyway. Gotta go.

->'''Alternate Cindy''': You can't do that! It's... it's...\\
'''Hippolyte''': It's ''Evil''. Congratulations, little girl: you've just met your first supervillain.\\
'''[[spoiler:[[BigBad Alternate George]]]]''': Oh, coming from [[VillainProtagonist such a specialist as yourself]], I'll take this as a compliment, thanks.

-->-- ''Franchise/DoctorWho'', "The Lazarus Experiment"

''([[ActuallyPrettyFunny Garibaldi visibly struggles to keep a straight face in spite of himself.]])''

->'''Mr. Smear:''' ''[Scornfully]'' Call yourself a school?\\

->'''Dr. Leonard [=McCoy=]''': "I can't imagine a mirage ever disturbing those mathematically perfect brain waves of yours."
->'''Spock''': "Thank you, Doctor."
-->-- ''Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries'', "The Squire of Gothos"

->'''Odo''': "You're still disgusting."
->'''Quark''': "'Til the day I die."
-->-- ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'', "If Wishes were Horses"


->'''Adrian Monk''': Go to Hell.\\
'''Dale "The Whale" Biederbeck''': No doubt I ''will''. I just hope it's handicap accessible!

->'''Angel Dust''': [[CampGay Heeeey~]]--\\
'''Husk''': Go fuck yourself.\\
'''Angel Dust''': Only if you ''watch'' me~!
-->--'''WebAnimation/HazbinHotel''', pilot.

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->'''Zexion:''' ''(following up a TheReasonYouSuckSpeech)'' Everything you love will have my dick in it!\\

''([[BelligerentSexualTension cue awkward silence]])''

->'''[[ThePollyanna Ichabod]]''': Hello there!
->'''[[TheBully Roy]]''': Hehe...hey, shorty! Who cut off your legs?
->'''Ichabod''': Hahahaha! They are pretty short, aren't they? ''(starts dancing)''
->'''Roy''': [[LampshadeHanging Wha]]-? ''(walks away)''
->'''Ichabod''': Nubbly nubbles nub dance!

->'''Shawn''': "Ugh, you're such a cow!"
->'''Mike''': "Really? I'm gentle and beautiful? Thanks!"
->'''Shawn''': "You're such a pig!"
->'''Mike''': "Really? I'm intelligent, sweet, and playful? Thanks!"
->'''Shawn''': "You're such a worm!"
->'''Mike''': "Really? I'm harmless, I don't cause any problems, and I benefit the ecosystem? Thanks!"

->'''Troll''': "He looks like a fat Creator/ChrisPratt."
->'''Brian Hull''': "I know the 'fat' part was supposed to be an insult, but I kinda like the 'Chris Pratt' part."

-> '''User''': Many reviews are [[ItsHardSoItSucks giving]] [[VideoGame/TheWonderful101 W101]] [[ItsHardSoItSucks a low score because its "too hard"]]. How does this make you feel?\\
'''Creator/HidekiKamiya''': Honor.
-->-- Twitter conversation on Great but not Fantastic reviews of VideoGame/TheWonderful101

-> [[https://twitter.com/edmundmcmillen/status/1392572314194120704 I want this on my tomb stone]]
-->-- Creator/EdmundMcMillen responding to a [[https://i.redd.it/qjufgga2du071.jpg hate tweet]], which has since then become a [[RunningGag running inside joke]] in the ''Videogame/TheBindingOfIsaac'' community

->'''Sonic''': Shadow, you're an asshole, man.
->'''Shadow''': You are what you eat, Sonic.
->'''Sonic''': WHA-HA-WHAT THE...?!? What the HELL, man?!? Oh my god! That was kinda sick!
->'''Shadow''': ''([[{{Corpsing}} Corpses clearly]])'' Thanks! I worked hard on it!

->'''Toph''': It's obvious that the playwright did his research. I know it must hurt but what you're seeing up there on that stage is the truth.
->'''Later''':
->'''Toph''': ''(hearing her voice actor)'' Wait a minute, I sound like... a guy. A ''really buff'' guy.
->'''Katara''': ''(teasing)'' Well Toph, what you hear up there is the truth. It hurts, doesn't it?
->'''Toph''': ''(grins)'' Are you kidding me? I wouldn't have cast it any other way!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender'': "The Ember Island Players"

->'''Bataar Jr.''': YoureInsane!
->'''Varrick''': You knew that when you hired me!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfKorra'': "Battle Of Zaofu"

->'''[[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} Mabel]]''': I'm Mabel!
->'''[[AlphaBitch Pacifica]]''': That sounds like a fat old lady's name.
->'''Mabel''': I'll take that as a compliment!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls''

->'''[[EnfantTerrible Gideon]]''': [[EvenEvilHasStandards You're]] [[YoureInsane insane!]]
->'''[[EldritchAbomination Bill Cipher]]''': Sure I am! What's your point?
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls''

->'''Ashi''': You look hideous.\\
'''Jack''': From you, "hideous" is quite acceptable. Thank you.
-->--''WesternAnimation/SamuraiJack'' season 5.

-->--''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'', "That Sinking Feeling"

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse'', "Crack the Whip"

->'''Figgis''': Move, dick!
->'''Archer''': Slang for detective, so not an insult!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Archer}}'', "Archer Dreamland: Bernice"

->'''[=BoJack=]:''' Maybe because you're skinny, and maybe 'cause you're pretty, you're used to getting away with things, but I want you to know that your actions have an effect on others, and I hate you! And you are a horrible person! And you not understanding that you're a horrible person doesn't make you less of a horrible person.
->'''Pam:''' You think I'm pretty?
-->--''WesternAnimation/BoJackHorseman''

->'''Plagg''': Hey, Sugarcube!\\
'''Tikki''': Ugh. I've already told not to call me that. Do you ever hear me calling you "Stinky Sock"?\\
'''Plagg''': No, but you should! That would be delightful, Sugarcube!
-->--''WesternAnimation/MiraculousLadybug'', "[[Recap/MiraculousLadybugS02E19Sandboy Sandboy]]"

->'''Orc''': Look at your scrawny ass! Too weak to tickle your own pickle!\\
'''Vax''': ''You offering to help~?''\\
'''Orc''': Yeah...[[ThatCameOutWrong uh, no!]] I...[[LameComeback FUCK YOU!]]
-->--''WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfVoxMachina''

->'''Stitch''': "Hey, Darren, thanks for the compliment."
->'''Darren''': "What?"
->'''Mo''': "On calling us Neanderthals."

->'''[[spoiler:Dark Spyro:]]''' [[VillainousBreakdown Why won't you just lose like you're supposed to?!]]\\
'''[[Franchise/SpyroTheDragon Spyro:]]''' Because I'm Spyro! And not doing what I'm supposed to do is totally my thing!

->'''Greg:''' Wirt, I think I thought of a new name for our frog. I'm gonna call him Wirt.
->'''Wirt:''' That's gonna be really confusing.
->'''Greg:''' No, I'm gonna call you Kitty.
->'''Wirt:''' What? Maybe I'll start calling ''you'' Candy Pants.
->'''Greg:''' Whoa, yeah!

->'''Jimbo:''' ''(mockingly)'' Nice [=PJs=], Simpson. Did [[YourMom your mommy]] buy them for ya?\\

''({{Beat}})''\\

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "Lisa on Ice"

->'''Orc''': Look at your scrawny ass! Too weak to [[ADateWithRosiePalms tickle your own pickle!]]\\

-->--''WesternAnimation/OverTheGardenWall''

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->'''Firestorm:''' You're as bad at Superman.\\

-->-- ''VideoGame/MortalKombat11''

-->-- ''VideoGame/MortalKombat11''

->'''Scorpion:''' You are ''nothing'' like Kuai Liang.\\
'''Noob Saibot:''' You flatter, Scorpion.\\
'''Scorpion:''' Only a fool would think so!
-->--''VideoGame/MortalKombat11''

->'''[[spoiler:Dark Spyro:]]''' Why won't you just lose like you're supposed to?!\\

-->--''Film/FortyEightHours''

-->-- ''Series/Monk'', "[[Recap/MonkS1E3MrMonkMeetsDaleTheWhale Mr. Monk Meets Dale the Whale]]"

'''Dale "The Whale" Biederbeck: No doubt I ''will''. I just hope it's handicap accessible!

-> [[https://twitter.com/edmundmcmillen/status/1392572314194120704 I want this on my tombstone]]

-->-- Creator/EdmundMcMillen, responding to a supposed [[https://i.redd.it/qjufgga2du071.jpg hate tweet]], which has since then become a [[RunningGag running inside joke]] in the ''Videogame/TheBindingOfIsaac'' community

'''Setsuna:''' [[TheStoic I don't mind.]] You could do instead of me. Change this twisted world in my place. But while I'm alive I'll keep fighting. Not as Soran Ibrahim... but as Celestial Being's Gundam Meister, [[AwesomeMcCoolname Setsuna F. Seiei]].\\