| 1 | [[foldercontrol]] |
| 2 | |
| 3 | [[folder:Anime & Manga]] |
| 4 | ->'''Lockon:''' Let me ask you one question. What do you want to achieve with Exia?\ |
| 5 | '''Setsuna:''' I'll eradicate war.\ |
| 6 | '''Lockon:''' You won't be able if I shoot you.\ |
| 7 | '''Setsuna:''' [[TheStoic I don't mind.]] You could do instead of me. Change this twisted world in my place. But while I'm alive I'll keep fighting. Not as Soran Ibrahim... but as Celestial Being's Gundam Meister, Setsuna F. Seiei.\ |
| 8 | '''Lockon:''' Piloting a Gundam?\ |
| 9 | '''Setsuna:''' That's right. [[CatchPhrase I am Gundam.]]\ |
| 10 | '''Lockon:''' ''(lowers gun)'' That's so crazy, I don't want to shoot you anymore! You really are an impossible Gundam nut!\ |
| 11 | '''Setsuna:''' ''(smiles)'' Thank you. That's a great compliment.\ |
| 12 | ''(Lockon cracks up)'' |
| 13 | -->-- ''Anime/MobileSuitGundam00'' |
| 14 | |
| 15 | ->'''Kyouko:''' (After learning the AwfulTruth [[TheStoic from an emotionless Homura]]) How can you even call yourself human?!\ |
| 16 | '''Homura:''' I don't, of course. ({{Beat}}) And neither should you. |
| 17 | -->-- ''Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica'', Episode 9 |
| 18 | |
| 19 | ->'''Vita''': [[YouMonster You devil...]] \ |
| 20 | '''Nanoha''': I'm fine with being a devil... [[GoodIsNotSoft I'll just use my hellish tools to get you to listen!]] |
| 21 | -->-- ''Anime/MagicalGirlLyricalNanohaAs'' |
| 22 | |
| 23 | ->'''Judge:''' Sanji is the failure of Germa! His skin has no armour! He busies himself with menial cooking! He doesn't have a shred of royal pride! He puts his life in danger to protect weaklings because of his useless emotions! His mentality is soft! He is unfit to be a soldier! He is a ''failure''!\ |
| 24 | (''{{beat}}'')\ |
| 25 | '''Luffy:''' So long! Thanks for the help!\ |
| 26 | '''Judge:''' Why don't you answer me, Straw Hat?!\ |
| 27 | '''Luffy:''' That was surprising. Why was he listing off all of your best qualities?\ |
| 28 | '''Sanji:''' That's not what he was doing!\ |
| 29 | '''Jimbei:''' Wahahaha! You guys are the best! |
| 30 | -->-- ''Manga/OnePiece'' |
| 31 | [[/folder]] |
| 32 | |
| 33 | [[folder:Comic Books]] |
| 34 | ->'''Batman:''' Filthy degenerate!\ |
| 35 | '''Joker:''' Flattery will get you nowhere. |
| 36 | -->-- ''ComicBook/ArkhamAsylumASeriousHouseOnSeriousEarth'' |
| 37 | |
| 38 | ->'''Atlas:''' Pity. I would have--\ |
| 39 | '''Franchise/{{Superman}}:''' You'd WHAT? Jackal!!\ |
| 40 | '''Atlas:''' If I knew what a jackal was I'd probably be more offended. |
| 41 | -->-- ''ComicBook/TheComingOfAtlas'' |
| 42 | |
| 43 | ->'''Ronnie Anne Santiago''': "Sid, this may be the craziest thing you've ever done." |
| 44 | ->'''Sid Chang''': "Thank you!" |
| 45 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheLoudHouse Winter Special'', "Sleddin' the Gnar" |
| 46 | [[/folder]] |
| 47 | |
| 48 | [[folder:Fan Works]] |
| 49 | ->'''Sakura:''' Sensei, ... you do realize that you're not exactly... normal, right?\ |
| 50 | '''Recca:''' You know, the customary response to a complement where I come from is to thank the person giving it.\ |
| 51 | '''Sakura:''' What?\ |
| 52 | '''Recca:''' Thanks.\ |
| 53 | '''Sakura:''' That wasn't supposed to be a compliment.\ |
| 54 | '''Recca:''' And yet it was anyway. The term 'normal' simply means 'typical' - that is, like the majority of the population. In this case, it would mean 'like everyone else'. Since you've never been outside Konoha, you lack a frame of reference to compare me to people from other places, which makes it 'like everyone else in Konoha'... and, as you may have gathered, I don't exactly have a high opinion of the vast majority of the people here. Accordingly, the meaning of your statement was that I was not like a group of people who I despise. By most standards, that ''is'' a complement. |
| 55 | -->-- ''Appreciation'' by '''Aleh''', [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3964630/6/Appreciation "Of Gentle Sunlight and the Sahara Part 2"]] |
| 56 | |
| 57 | ->''I'd sooner call [[GreenThumb Yuuka]] a pansy than allow that to happen to me, ze! And I have, too. Why she took that as a compliment, I'll never know!'' |
| 58 | -->-- '''[[Franchise/TouhouProject Marisa Kirisame]]''', ''Fanfic/FantasyOfUtterRidiculousness'' |
| 59 | |
| 60 | ->'''Rip Van Winkle:''' I don't have to take zis from you! You racist, cisgendered, patriarch-propagating, misogynistic pig!\ |
| 61 | ''(Alucard catches the bullet with his teeth)''\ |
| 62 | '''Alucard:''' The funny thing is, ''(bites down and destroys bullet)'' [[JerkassHasAPoint in any other circumstance]], you might have had a point there. Except [[SomeOfMyBestFriendsAreX my boss is a woman]], I was a [[GenderBender chick]] in the '40s, ''[[MisanthropeSupreme I hate everyone equally]]'', and there's ''NO ONE ALIVE'' who could comprehend my [[InterplayOfSexAndViolence sexual preference]]. So in other words, Ms. Van Winkle, ''Chuh-chuh-chuh-CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE''! ''(Clocks her across the jaw.)'' |
| 63 | -->-- ''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged'' |
| 64 | |
| 65 | ->'''[[WesternAnimation/TheLoudHouse Lana Loud]]''': "Since when are you such a game snob?" |
| 66 | ->'''Lola Loud''': "Lana, please. I'm an everything snob." |
| 67 | -->-- ''Fanfic/PeekingThroughTheFourthWall'', Episode 31 |
| 68 | |
| 69 | ->'''Chrysalis''': "Some lesser princess will not deny me my power!" |
| 70 | ->'''Princess Luna''': "How terrible for you. Despite all your power, you can't beat this lesser princess!" |
| 71 | -->--''[[Fanfic/TwilightSparkleYoureBeingRidiculous I, Twilight Sparkle, Plan to Be The Most Evil Villain EVER!]]'' |
| 72 | [[/folder]] |
| 73 | |
| 74 | [[folder:Film -- Animated]] |
| 75 | ->'''Vanessa''': You're not normal, Dad.\ |
| 76 | '''Heinz''': Oh, why thank you Vanessa, you're so sweet! See what I did there? Even though I knew you meant it as an insult, I took it as a compliment. ''Maddening'', isn't it? |
| 77 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerbTheMovieAcrossThe2ndDimension'' |
| 78 | |
| 79 | ->'''Peaches''': There's nothing bad about being part of my family. I ''like'' hanging by my tail, and if you geniuses are normal, the species is going to end up extinct! ''(leaves)''\ |
| 80 | '''Steffie''': Ah, yeah? Well, ''your'' species is gonna be extinct first!\ |
| 81 | '''Dumb Mammoth''': Haha, ''burn''!\ |
| 82 | '''Ethan''': ''(sighs)'' [[DeadpanSnarker We're the same species, geniuses]].\ |
| 83 | '''Dumb Mammoth''': What...double burn! |
| 84 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/IceAgeContinentalDrift'' |
| 85 | |
| 86 | ->'''Beans''': Go to Hell! |
| 87 | ->'''Rattlesnake Jake''': Where do you think I come from? |
| 88 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Rango}}'' |
| 89 | |
| 90 | ->'''Miguel''': You fight like my sister!\ |
| 91 | '''Tulio''': I've fought your sister. That's a compliment. |
| 92 | -->--''WesternAnimation/TheRoadToElDorado'' |
| 93 | [[/folder]] |
| 94 | |
| 95 | [[folder:Film -- Live-Action]] |
| 96 | ->'''Ben Chapman''' Hey Stanky, what's it like bein' a nigger's nigger?\ |
| 97 | '''Eddie Stanky:''' I dunno, Chapman. What's it like to be a redneck piece of shit? |
| 98 | -->-- ''Film/FortyTwo'' |
| 99 | |
| 100 | ->'''Hudson''': Hey, [[ActionGirl Vasquez]], have you ever been mistaken for a man?\ |
| 101 | '''Vasquez''': No, have you? |
| 102 | -->-- ''Film/{{Aliens}}'' |
| 103 | |
| 104 | ->'''Lois Lane''': You're psychotic!\ |
| 105 | '''Lex Luthor''': That's a three-syllable word for any thought too big for little minds. ''[flicks Lois's forehead]'' |
| 106 | -->-- ''Film/BatmanVSupermanDawnOfJustice'' |
| 107 | |
| 108 | ->'''Lady Marian:''' Why, you speak treason!\ |
| 109 | '''Sir Robin:''' Fluently. |
| 110 | -->-- ''Film/TheAdventuresOfRobinHood'' |
| 111 | |
| 112 | ->'''Taco Bell patron''': What would you say if I called you a brutish fossil, symbolic of a decayed era gratefully forgotten?\ |
| 113 | '''John Spartan''': I don't know... thanks? |
| 114 | -->-- ''Film/DemolitionMan'' |
| 115 | |
| 116 | ->'''Billy Clanton:''' The drunk piano player? You're so drunk you can't hit nothin'. In fact, (''pulls out a knife'') you're probably seein' double. |
| 117 | ->'''Doc Holliday:''' (''pulls out another pistol and [[GunTwirling spins them both in opposite directions while still holding his drinking cup]]'') I have two guns, '''[[SugarWiki/CrowningMomentOfAwesome one for each of you]].''' |
| 118 | -->-- ''Film/{{Tombstone}}'' |
| 119 | |
| 120 | ->'''Billy''': [[SeeYouInHell Go to Hell]]! |
| 121 | ->'''Winifred''': Oh, I've been there, thank you. I found it quite lovely. |
| 122 | -->-- ''Film/HocusPocus'' |
| 123 | |
| 124 | ->'''Sonic''': Ho-ho! Is that all you got?!\ |
| 125 | '''Robotnik''': No, but ''thanks for asking...'' |
| 126 | -->-- ''Film/SonicTheHedgehog2020'' |
| 127 | |
| 128 | ->'''Master Control Program''': You're getting brutal, Sark. Brutal and needlessly sadistic.\ |
| 129 | '''Sark''': Thank you, Master Control. |
| 130 | -->--''Film/{{TRON}}'' |
| 131 | |
| 132 | ->''"I'm on their blacklist - their roll of honor!"'' |
| 133 | -->--'''Rick Blaine''', ''Film/{{Casablanca}}'' |
| 134 | |
| 135 | ->'''Reggie Hammond''': Fuckin' bastard.\ |
| 136 | '''Jack Cates''': That I am. |
| 137 | -->--''Film/FortyEightHrs'' |
| 138 | |
| 139 | ->'''Gertie Michaels''': Last summer I'm the one who spread the rumor that said you had a weird disease where you were always on your period.\ |
| 140 | '''Vicki Summers''': Wow, that's evil!\ |
| 141 | '''Gertie''': Thank you. |
| 142 | -->--''Film/TheFinalGirls'' |
| 143 | |
| 144 | ->'''President Clark''': You're worse than they are, Mr. Wengler.\ |
| 145 | '''Floyd Wengler''': Allow me to correct you, Mr. Clark - I'm worse than anyone. |
| 146 | -->--''Film/Escape2000'' |
| 147 | |
| 148 | ->'''Mitch Brenner''': I just thought you might like to know what it's like to be on the other end of a gag. What do you think of that?\ |
| 149 | '''Melanie Daniels''': I think you're a louse.\ |
| 150 | '''Mitch''': I am. |
| 151 | -->--''Film/TheBirds'' |
| 152 | |
| 153 | ->'''James Norrington''': You are, without a doubt, the worst pirate I've ever heard of.\ |
| 154 | '''Jack Sparrow''': But you ''have'' heard of me. |
| 155 | -->--''Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbeanTheCurseOfTheBlackPearl'' |
| 156 | |
| 157 | ->'''Captain Phasma:''' You were always scum.\ |
| 158 | '''Finn:''' ''Rebel'' scum. |
| 159 | -->--''Film/TheLastJedi'' |
| 160 | |
| 161 | ->'''Englehorn''': That's the thing about cockroaches. No matter how many times you flush them down the toilet, they always crawl back up the bowl. |
| 162 | ->'''Carl''': Hey buddy, I'm out of the bowl! I'm drying my wings and trekking across the lid. |
| 163 | -->-- ''Film/KingKong2005'' |
| 164 | [[/folder]] |
| 165 | |
| 166 | [[folder:Literature]] |
| 167 | ->'''Jen:''' Are you going to be silly all your life?\ |
| 168 | '''Andy:''' Probably. |
| 169 | -->-- ''Literature/AndyGriffithsJustSeries'', "Brussels Sprouts" |
| 170 | [[/folder]] |
| 171 | |
| 172 | [[folder:Live-Action TV]] |
| 173 | ->'''Michael:''' I know a ton of 14-year-old girls who could kick his ass.\ |
| 174 | '''Jim:''' You know a ton of 14-year-old girls? |
| 175 | -->-- ''Series/TheOfficeUS'', "The Fight" |
| 176 | |
| 177 | ->'''Regina:''' Take my advice, Ms. Swan, only one of us knows what's best for Henry.\ |
| 178 | '''Emma:''' Yeah, I'm starting to think you're right about that. |
| 179 | -->-- ''Series/OnceUponATime'' |
| 180 | |
| 181 | ->'''Ambassador Ken Cochran:''' I think it would be appropriate at this time, Mr. President, to make a confession.\ |
| 182 | '''President Josiah Bartlet:''' What's that?\ |
| 183 | '''Ambassador Ken Cochran:''' I never voted for you.\ |
| 184 | '''President Josiah Bartlet:''' ''[genially]'' Well, thanks for trying, but here I am anyway. Gotta go. |
| 185 | -->-- ''Series/TheWestWing'' |
| 186 | |
| 187 | ->''"Let me give you some advice, bastard. Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you."'' |
| 188 | -->-- '''Tyrion Lannister''', ''Series/GameOfThrones'' |
| 189 | |
| 190 | ->'''Alternate Cindy:''' You can't do that! It's... it's...\ |
| 191 | '''Hippolyte:''' It's ''Evil''. Congratulations, little girl: you've just met your first supervillain.\ |
| 192 | '''[[spoiler:[[BigBad Alternate George]]]]:''' Oh, coming from [[VillainProtagonist such a specialist as yourself]], I'll take this as a compliment, thanks. |
| 193 | -->-- ''Series/FlandersCompany'' |
| 194 | |
| 195 | ->'''Sorenson:''' Really, Kate? We're going to waste time on the insights of Nancy Drew here?\ |
| 196 | '''Castle:''' Is that supposed to be an insult? Because Nancy Drew solved every case... |
| 197 | -->-- ''Series/{{Castle|2009}}'' |
| 198 | |
| 199 | ->'''The Doctor:''' "Science geek"? What's that mean? \ |
| 200 | '''Martha:''' It means you're obsessively enthusiastic about it. \ |
| 201 | '''The Doctor:''' ''[happily]'' Oh, okay! |
| 202 | -->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS29E6TheLazarusExperiment The Lazarus Experiment]]" |
| 203 | |
| 204 | ->'''Alfred Bester:''' If I had my talent working, I could've warned you when he was coming.\ |
| 205 | '''Michael Garibaldi:''' And if I had a baseball bat, we could hang you from the ceiling and play piñata. I still think I should've gone right to G'Kar.\ |
| 206 | '''Bester:''' We have no evidence that he made the sale yet. Why annoy the Narn without cause or if we're wrong? Shut off the problem at the source, and the rest attends to itself. A piñata, huh? So you think of me as something bright and cheerful full of toys and candy for young children? Thank you. That makes me feel much better about our relationship.\ |
| 207 | ''[[[ActuallyPrettyFunny Garibaldi visibly struggles to keep a straight face in spite of himself]]]'' |
| 208 | -->-- ''Series/BabylonFive'' |
| 209 | |
| 210 | ->''"[[OncePerEpisode New Rule]]: And this is for Scott Brown, repeated referring to your debate opponent as "Professor" is not a devastating zinger when she actually ''is'' a professor. It's like if Elizabeth Warren called you [[TakeThat "a failed male model" because there's a picture of you hiding your entire penis behind your wrist]]."'' |
| 211 | -->-- '''Bill Maher''', ''Series/RealTimeWithBillMaher'' |
| 212 | |
| 213 | ->'''Mr. Smear:''' ''[scornfully]'' Call yourself a school?\ |
| 214 | '''Headmaster:''' I don't actually call ''myself'' a school, no. |
| 215 | -->-- ''Series/ABitOfFryAndLaurie'' |
| 216 | |
| 217 | ->'''Dr. Leonard [=McCoy=]:''' I can't imagine a mirage ever disturbing those mathematically perfect brain waves of yours.\ |
| 218 | '''Spock:''' Thank you, Doctor. |
| 219 | -->-- ''Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries'', "[[Recap/StarTrekS1E17TheSquireOfGothos The Squire of Gothos]]" |
| 220 | |
| 221 | ->'''Odo:''' You're still disgusting.\ |
| 222 | '''Quark:''' 'Til the day I die. |
| 223 | -->-- ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'', "[[Recap/StarTrekDeepSpaceNineS01E16IfWishesWereHorses If Wishes were Horses]]" |
| 224 | |
| 225 | ->'''Adrian Monk:''' Go to Hell.\ |
| 226 | '''Dale "The Whale" Biederbeck:''' No doubt I ''will''. I just hope it's [[EvilCripple handicap-accessible]]! |
| 227 | -->-- ''Series/{{Monk}}'', "[[Recap/MonkS1E3MrMonkMeetsDaleTheWhale Mr. Monk Meets Dale the Whale]]" |
| 228 | [[/folder]] |
| 229 | |
| 230 | [[folder:Newspaper Comics]] |
| 231 | ->'''Jon''': You have many flaws, Garfield.\ |
| 232 | '''Garfield''': Thank you!\ |
| 233 | '''Jon''': [[LampshadeHanging One of them is thinking insults are compliments.]]\ |
| 234 | '''Garfield''': You're too kind! |
| 235 | -->-- ''ComicStrip/{{Garfield}}'' |
| 236 | [[/folder]] |
| 237 | |
| 238 | [[folder:Stand-Up Comedy]] |
| 239 | ->''"My mother never saw the irony in calling a 'son-of-a-bitch'."'' |
| 240 | -->-- '''Creator/RichardJeni''' |
| 241 | [[/folder]] |
| 242 | |
| 243 | [[folder:Theatre]] |
| 244 | ->'''Kurt:''' Hey Ram, doesn't the cafeteria have a no-fags-allowed rule?\ |
| 245 | '''JD:''' Seem to have an open-door policy for assholes, though. |
| 246 | -->-- ''Theatre/{{Heathers}}'' |
| 247 | [[/folder]] |
| 248 | |
| 249 | [[folder:Video Games]] |
| 250 | ->'''Cassie Cage:''' Sorry, [[BloodyMurder Skarlet]], but you're creepy.\ |
| 251 | '''Skarlet:''' "Creepy" doesn't offend me.\ |
| 252 | '''Cassie:''' Oh, it ''should'', honey! |
| 253 | |
| 254 | ->'''Johnny Cage:''' Hey there, tall, dark and gruesome!\ |
| 255 | '''Noob Saibot:''' An apt description.\ |
| 256 | '''Johnny:''' [[LampshadeHanging Do you not get I'm mocking you?]] |
| 257 | |
| 258 | ->'''Scorpion:''' You are ''nothing'' like Kuai Liang.\ |
| 259 | '''Noob Saibot:''' You flatter, Scorpion.\ |
| 260 | '''Scorpion:''' Only a fool would think so! |
| 261 | |
| 262 | ->'''Nightwolf:''' Your grin is unnerving.\ |
| 263 | '''Joker:''' That's the nicest thing I've ever been told!\ |
| 264 | '''Nightwolf:''' '''''It's the last thing you'll ever hear.''''' |
| 265 | -->--''VideoGame/MortalKombat11'' |
| 266 | |
| 267 | ->'''Shepard:''' You said they covered all this up. How did ''you'' hear about it?\ |
| 268 | '''Harkin:''' I've spent twenty years working cases here on the Citadel; people on this station love to talk. Secrets are like herpes: if you've got 'em, you might as well spread 'em around.\ |
| 269 | '''Shepard:''' You're a pig.\ |
| 270 | '''Harkin:''' Just noticed that now, did you? |
| 271 | -->-- ''VideoGame/MassEffect1'' |
| 272 | |
| 273 | ->'''Sera:''' Dwarves are weird.\ |
| 274 | '''[[MySpeciesDothProtestTooMuch Varric]]:''' No argument here.\ |
| 275 | '''Sera:''' Argh, you're doing this ''wrong!'' |
| 276 | -->-- ''VideoGame/DragonAgeInquisition'' |
| 277 | |
| 278 | ->''"THERE'S NO NEED TO LIE TO YOURSELF!!! YOUR BARBS HIDE A HIDDEN AFFECTION! YOU [[{{Tsundere}} EMOTIONAL CACTUS]]!"'' |
| 279 | -->--'''Papyrus''' if the player chooses the "Insult" option in mid-fight, ''Videogame/{{Undertale}}'' |
| 280 | |
| 281 | ->'''Marina:''' Guac is more expensive because it's good. It's the Gold Dynamo Roller of dips.\ |
| 282 | '''Pearl:''' Your face is the Gold Dynamo Roller of dips.\ |
| 283 | '''Marina:''' ''[{{facepalm}}s]'' OK. |
| 284 | -->-- ''VideoGame/Splatoon2'' |
| 285 | |
| 286 | ->'''Donald:''' Pete, you big thug! |
| 287 | ->'''Pete:''' "Thug" works for me! We've all got a role to play, right? |
| 288 | -->-- ''VideoGame/KingdomHearts3DDreamDropDistance'' |
| 289 | |
| 290 | -> ''"You think me rigid. Single-minded. Predictable. I am rigid, for nothing can sway me. I am single-minded, for I believe in Demacia. And I am predictable, for I will surely defeat you."'' |
| 291 | -->-- '''Garen''', ''VideoGame/LegendsOfRuneterra'' |
| 292 | |
| 293 | ->'''Jynx:''' You think to find me through these relays? A mouse has a better chance of finding cheese in a maze than you do of finding me! |
| 294 | ->'''Player:''' Are you comparing yourself to cheese? |
| 295 | ->'''Jynx:''' Why you little... You'll pay for that impudence! |
| 296 | -->-- ''VideoGame/GhostHacker 2'' |
| 297 | |
| 298 | ->''"It's Sonic who named me 'Eggman!' Except the joke's on him! I embraced the name! I made it my own! His mockery is now a name feared across the ages! [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne I'm not going to adopt 'Baldy Nosehair' though]]. My dignity has limits."'' |
| 299 | -->-- '''Dr. Eggman''', ''VideoGame/SonicFrontiers'' |
| 300 | |
| 301 | ->'''Sora:''' Lowlife!\ |
| 302 | '''Hades:''' Heh! You're too kind, kid. |
| 303 | -->-- ''VideoGame/KingdomHeartsII'' |
| 304 | |
| 305 | ->'''Cheetah:''' Heretic!\ |
| 306 | '''Joker:''' Thank you. |
| 307 | |
| 308 | ->'''Cheetah:''' [[YouFightLikeaCow You fight like a human.]]\ |
| 309 | '''Power Girl:''' And what's wrong with that? |
| 310 | |
| 311 | ->'''Firestorm:''' You're as bad as Superman.\ |
| 312 | '''Black Adam:''' A compliment indeed. |
| 313 | |
| 314 | ->'''Blue Beetle:''' You're as bad as Batman said.\ |
| 315 | '''Bane:''' Of that, there is no question. |
| 316 | |
| 317 | ->'''Deadshot:''' You're a real downer, man.\ |
| 318 | '''Captain Cold:''' Feeling's mutual. |
| 319 | -->--''Videogame/Injustice2'' |
| 320 | [[/folder]] |
| 321 | |
| 322 | [[folder:Web Animation]] |
| 323 | ->''"I like the idea of a '[[AppropriatedAppellation professional troll]]' though, it gives the impression of a hideous creature living under a bridge and handing out business cards."'' |
| 324 | -->-- '''[[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation Yahtzee]]''' answering letters, "Mailbag Showdown" |
| 325 | |
| 326 | ->'''Angel Dust:''' [[CampGay Heeeey~]]--\ |
| 327 | '''Husk:''' Go fuck yourself.\ |
| 328 | '''Angel Dust:''' Only if you ''watch'' me~! |
| 329 | -->-- '''WesternAnimation/HazbinHotel''', pilot |
| 330 | |
| 331 | ->'''Tall frog:''' I feel like your continued existence is a women's rights violation.\ |
| 332 | '''Short frog:''' I'm genuinely touched! |
| 333 | -->--''WebAnimation/DoobusGoobus'', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vomuNvk1Tg Gamer Frogs: Epic Videogame Parody]]" |
| 334 | [[/folder]] |
| 335 | |
| 336 | [[folder:Webcomics]] |
| 337 | ->'''Zexion:''' ''[following up a TheReasonYouSuckSpeech]'' Everything you love will have my dick in it!\ |
| 338 | '''Namine:''' I love myself.\ |
| 339 | ''[[[BelligerentSexualTension cue awkward silence]]]'' |
| 340 | -->-- ''Webcomic/AnsemRetort'' |
| 341 | |
| 342 | ->'''[[ThePollyanna Ichabod]]:''' Hello there!\ |
| 343 | '''[[TheBully Roy]]:''' Hehe... hey, shorty! Who cut off your legs?\ |
| 344 | '''Ichabod''': Hahahaha! They are pretty short, aren't they? ''[starts dancing]''\ |
| 345 | '''Roy:''' [[LampshadeHanging Wha]]-? ''[walks away]''\ |
| 346 | '''Ichabod:''' Nubbly nubbles nub dance! |
| 347 | -->-- ''WebComic/IchabodTheOptimisticCanine'' |
| 348 | |
| 349 | ->'''Pix:''' [[AngelDevilShipping I love Carnation]]. But's she's an evil monster, bordering on sociopathy.\ |
| 350 | '''Carnation:''' Thank you.\ |
| 351 | '''Pix:''' [[LampshadeHanging That wasn't a complement]]. |
| 352 | -->-- ''Webcomic/LsEmpire'' |
| 353 | |
| 354 | ->'''Apple:''' Yo, Gossip Girl!\ |
| 355 | '''[[GossipyHens Bud]]:''' Please, call me ''Doctor'' Gossip. |
| 356 | -->-- ''Webcomic/SleeplessDomain'' |
| 357 | |
| 358 | ->'''Shawn:''' Ugh, you're such a cow!\ |
| 359 | '''Mike:''' Really? I'm gentle and beautiful? Thanks!\ |
| 360 | '''Shawn:''' You're such a pig!\ |
| 361 | '''Mike:''' Really? I'm intelligent, sweet, and playful? Thanks!\ |
| 362 | '''Shawn:''' You're such a worm!\ |
| 363 | '''Mike:''' "Really? I'm harmless, I don't cause any problems, and I benefit the ecosystem? Thanks!" |
| 364 | -->-- ''Webcomic/VeganArtbook'' |
| 365 | [[/folder]] |
| 366 | |
| 367 | [[folder:Web Original]] |
| 368 | ->'''Troll:''' He looks like a fat Creator/ChrisPratt.\ |
| 369 | '''Brian Hull''': I know the 'fat' part was supposed to be an insult, but I kinda like the 'Chris Pratt' part. |
| 370 | -->-- ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FHP53m-NBY Disney Villains Read Mean Comments]]'' |
| 371 | |
| 372 | ->'''User:''' Many reviews are [[ItsHardSoItSucks giving W101 a low score because its "too hard"]]. How does this make you feel?\ |
| 373 | '''Creator/HidekiKamiya:''' Honor. |
| 374 | -->-- Website/{{Twitter}} conversation on "Great but not Fantastic" reviews of ''VideoGame/TheWonderful101'' |
| 375 | |
| 376 | ->[[https://twitter.com/edmundmcmillen/status/1392572314194120704 I want this on my tomb stone]] |
| 377 | -->-- Creator/EdmundMcMillen responding to a [[https://i.redd.it/qjufgga2du071.jpg hate tweet]], which has since then become a [[RunningGag running inside joke]] in the ''VideoGame/TheBindingOfIsaac'' community |
| 378 | |
| 379 | ->'''Henya''': Yo, Souchou. Have you been to the Sawcon?\ |
| 380 | '''Kson''': Uh...what is that?\ |
| 381 | '''Henya''': SAWCON DEEZ NUTS, DAYO!\ |
| 382 | [...]\ |
| 383 | '''Kson''': If you're gonna do a "Deez Nuts" joke to me, I'M GONNA REALLY SUCK ON YOUR NUTS! |
| 384 | -->-- WebVideo/VShojo |
| 385 | |
| 386 | ->''"There was a comment on Reddit once that said, "Jim Sterling is not pro-consumer, [[ImmediateSelfContradiction he's anti-AAA]]," and I'll take that; that sounds fine by me. I do hate what the mainstream industry has done to the medium. How the unchecked, unimpeded greed that fuels corporate decision-making has turned games into [[BribingYourWayToVictory grindy, unsatisfying money vacuums]], all in the name of psychological ambush. I say this not with affected Internet outrage, but with [[TranquilFury a genuine, understated, ice cold fury]]: I genuinely hate most video game publishers, [[CorruptCorporateExecutive their executives]], and every seedy, slimy, corrupt thing they've done to both the industry at large and, more importantly, [[TheGamblingAddict their many victims]]. '''You damn right I'm anti-AAA.'''"'' |
| 387 | -->-- '''[[WebVideo/{{Jimquisition}} Jim Sterling]]''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7S-DGTBZU14 The Addictive Cost Of PredatoryVideogame Monetization]]'' |
| 388 | [[/folder]] |
| 389 | |
| 390 | [[folder:Web Videos]] |
| 391 | ->'''Sonic:''' Shadow, you're an asshole, man.\ |
| 392 | '''Shadow:''' You are what you eat, Sonic.\ |
| 393 | '''Sonic:''' WHA-HA-WHAT THE...?! What the HELL, man?! Oh my God! That was kinda sick!\ |
| 394 | '''Shadow:''' (''[[{{Corpsing}} corpses clearly]]'') Thanks! I worked hard on it! |
| 395 | -->-- ''WebVideo/RealTimeFandub [[VideoGame/ShadowTheHedgehog Goes to Hell]]'' |
| 396 | [[/folder]] |
| 397 | |
| 398 | [[folder:Western Animation]] |
| 399 | ->'''Toph:''' It's obvious that the playwright did his research. I know it must hurt, but what you're seeing up there on that stage is the truth.\ |
| 400 | ''[later]''\ |
| 401 | '''Toph:''' ''[hearing her actor's voice]'' Wait a minute, I sound like... a guy. A ''really buff'' guy.\ |
| 402 | '''Katara:''' ''[teasing]'' Well, Toph, [[IronicEcho what you hear up there is the truth]]. It hurts, doesn't it?\ |
| 403 | '''Toph:''' ''[grins]'' Are you kidding me? I wouldn't have cast it any other way! |
| 404 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender'', "[[Recap/AvatarTheLastAirbenderTheEmberIslandPlayers The Ember Island Players]]" |
| 405 | |
| 406 | ->'''Bataar Jr.:''' [[YoureInsane You're insane!]]\ |
| 407 | '''Varrick''': You knew that when you hired me! |
| 408 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfKorra'', "[[Recap/TheLegendOfKorraS4E6TheBattleOfZaofu The Battle of Zaofu]]" |
| 409 | |
| 410 | ->'''[[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} Mabel]]:''' I'm Mabel!\ |
| 411 | '''[[AlphaBitch Pacifica]]:''' That sounds like a fat old lady's name.\ |
| 412 | '''Mabel:''' I'll take that as a compliment! |
| 413 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'', "[[Recap/GravityFallsS1E7DoubleDipper Double Dipper]]" |
| 414 | |
| 415 | ->'''[[EnfantTerrible Gideon]]:''' [[YoureInsane You're insane!]]\ |
| 416 | '''[[EldritchAbomination Bill Cipher]]:''' [[TheMadHatter Sure I am!]] What's your point? |
| 417 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'', "[[Recap/GravityFallsS1E19Dreamscaperers Dreamscaperers]]" |
| 418 | |
| 419 | ->'''Ashi:''' You look hideous.\ |
| 420 | '''Jack:''' From you, "hideous" is quite acceptable. Thank you. |
| 421 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/SamuraiJack'', season 5 |
| 422 | |
| 423 | ->'''Squidward:''' I knew you two reprobates were behind this.\ |
| 424 | '''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Yeah! We're reprobates!\ |
| 425 | '''Squidward:''' That was an insult.\ |
| 426 | '''Patrick:''' And we're insulted! |
| 427 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'', "[[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS7E18ThatSinkingFeelingKarateStar That Sinking Feeling]]" |
| 428 | |
| 429 | ->'''Amethyst:''' You think you can just keep showing up and picking fights with us? Why don't you ''get a life?''\ |
| 430 | '''Jasper:''' [[BloodKnight Fighting IS my life!]] It's what I was made for. It's what ''you'' were made for too, runt! |
| 431 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse'', "[[Recap/StevenUniverseS3E18CrackTheWhip Crack the Whip]]" |
| 432 | |
| 433 | ->'''Figgis:''' Move, dick!\ |
| 434 | '''Archer:''' Slang for detective, so not an insult! |
| 435 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Archer}}'', "[[Recap/ArcherS8E2Berenice Archer Dreamland: Bernice]]" |
| 436 | |
| 437 | ->'''[=BoJack=]:''' Maybe because you're skinny, and maybe 'cause you're pretty, you're used to getting away with things, but I want you to know that your actions have an effect on others, and I hate you! And you are a horrible person! And you not understanding that you're a horrible person doesn't make you less of a horrible person.\ |
| 438 | '''Pam:''' You think I'm pretty? |
| 439 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/BoJackHorseman'' |
| 440 | |
| 441 | ->'''Plagg:''' Hey, Sugarcube!\ |
| 442 | '''Tikki:''' Ugh. I've already told not to call me that. Do you ever hear me calling you "Stinky Sock"?\ |
| 443 | '''Plagg:''' No, but you should! That would be delightful, Sugarcube! |
| 444 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/MiraculousLadybug'', "[[Recap/MiraculousLadybugS02E19Sandboy Sandboy]]" |
| 445 | |
| 446 | ->'''Orc:''' Look at your scrawny ass! Too weak to tickle your own pickle!\ |
| 447 | '''Vax:''' ''You offering to help~?''\ |
| 448 | '''Orc:''' Yeah... [[ThatCameOutWrong uh, no!]] I... [[LameComeback FUCK YOU!]] |
| 449 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfVoxMachina'' |
| 450 | |
| 451 | ->'''Stitch:''' Hey, Darren, thanks for the compliment.\ |
| 452 | '''Darren:''' What?\ |
| 453 | '''Mo:''' On calling us Neanderthals. |
| 454 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/HorribleHistories'', "The Savage Stone Age" |
| 455 | |
| 456 | ->'''[[spoiler:Dark Spyro]]:''' [[VillainousBreakdown Why won't you just lose like you're supposed to?!]]\ |
| 457 | '''[[Franchise/SpyroTheDragon Spyro]]:''' Because I'm Spyro! And not doing what I'm supposed to do is totally my thing! |
| 458 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/SkylandersAcademy'', "Split" |
| 459 | |
| 460 | ->'''Greg:''' Wirt, I think I thought of a new name for our frog. I'm gonna call him Wirt.\ |
| 461 | '''Wirt:''' That's gonna be really confusing.\ |
| 462 | '''Greg:''' No, I'm gonna call you Kitty.\ |
| 463 | '''Wirt:''' What? Maybe I'll start calling ''you'' Candy Pants.\ |
| 464 | '''Greg:''' Whoa, yeah! |
| 465 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/OverTheGardenWall'' |
| 466 | |
| 467 | ->'''Jimbo:''' ''[mockingly]'' Nice [=PJs=], Simpson. Did [[YourMom your mommy]] buy them for ya?\ |
| 468 | '''Bart:''' Of course she did. Who else would have?\ |
| 469 | ''[{{Beat}}]''\ |
| 470 | '''Jimbo:''' [[{{Touche}} Alright, Simpson. You win this round.]] |
| 471 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS6E8LisaOnIce Lisa on Ice]]" |
| 472 | |
| 473 | ->'''Stacy:''' Candace, there you are!\ |
| 474 | '''[[Characters/PhineasAndFerbCandaceFlynn Candace]]:''' Stacy?\ |
| 475 | '''Stacy:''' You left your cell phone and your clothes in there...\ |
| 476 | '''Candace:''' ''(gasp)'' Stacy! You, too?! You look just like FERB!\ |
| 477 | '''Stacy:''' Wow, thanks, Candace! Most of this ''is'' a genuine label, but the shoes are total knock-offs. I heard there's a riot uptown at this ''one'' store that got a fresh shipment. I gotta run before they sell out. Bye! |
| 478 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb'', "[[Recap/PhineasAndFerbRunAwayRunway Run Away Runway]]" |
| 479 | |
| 480 | ->'''Jack Spicer:''' ''[Doing a crossword]'' What's a four letter word for idiot?\ |
| 481 | '''Wuya:''' Jack.\ |
| 482 | '''Jack:''' Perfect! |
| 483 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/XiaolinShowdown'' |
| 484 | [[/folder]] |
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