History Quotes / IncompetenceInc

->''"Did I mention the owner? Because holy shit, even Castro isn't harder to kill. This is all very sad now. The Cowboys aren't even [[BunnyEarsLawyer interestingly, flamboyantly ridiculous anymore]]. They don't have the energy to be bugfuck insane. They are a broken down amusement park with only three rides left open. The owner is an alcoholic who uses the team strictly for cocktail party chatter. The coach is a ginger meat puppet. The QB is running out of vertebrae."'

->''"The entire organization preaches this 'No excuses' mantra before immediately [[HypocriticalHumor making a bunch of excuses]] for why they lost yet another 'classic trap game'.\\\
The fans are as delusional, racist (Peyton Hillis could fumble 3 times in 4 possessions & fans & beat writers will still masturbate to how hard he plays) & moronic as any in the league but pride themselves on [[DamnedByFaintPraise not being as bad as Jets fans]]...\\\
Attending a live Giants home game still requires taking a trip to fucking New Jersey even though the team's owners could buy 2 stadiums in whatever borough of NYC they desired & still have plenty to [[ScrewTheRulesIHaveConnections support their daughters' acting careers.]]"''
-->--[[http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-new-york-giants-1630014411 "Why Your Team Sucks 2014: New York Giants"]]

A TV program airing '''[[EpicFail on a rival network!]]'''"''

-->--'''[[http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-new-york-giants-1630014411 "Why Your Team Sucks 2014: New York Giants"]]

->''"Before I even asked for my release, I said, 'I would like to know who's in charge. Could you draw out a chain of command for me?' And these people [[EpicFail could not do it]]. They had no clue. And I said 'This what I'm talking about. You can't even draw a chain of command for me, and it's a simple thing. It should kind of be ''in your bylaws'."''

->''"Before I even asked for my release I said 'I would like to know who's in charge. Could you draw out a, a chain of command for me?' And these people could not do it. They had no clue. And I said 'This what I'm talking about. You can't even draw a chain of command for me, and it's a simple thing. It should kind of be ''in your bylaws'. "''

The fans are as delusional, racist (Peyton Hillis could fumble 3 times in 4 possessions & fans & beat writers will still masturbate to how hard he plays) & moronic as any in the league but pride themselves on [[DamnedByFaintPraise not being as bad as Jets fans]]...Attending a live Giants home game still requires taking a trip to fucking New Jersey even though the team's owners could buy 2 stadiums in whatever borough of NYC they desired & still have plenty to support their daughters' acting careers. "''

->''"[[EidosInteractive Eidos]] spent something like four million dollars marketing ''Soul Reaver''. You'd think if it had enough faith in its product to spend $4,000,000 pimping it through magazine ads, television commercials, paid articles, action figures, and a crappy one-shot comic book, they could have redirected some of the cash going to pointless promotional swag nobody cared about and put it toward ''[[ObviousBeta finishing the fucking game]]'' instead. But hell -- maybe I don't understand business."''
-->--'''[[http://socksmakepeoplesexy.net/index.php?a=sr Pat R.]]''' on ''VideoGame/LegacyOfKain: Soul Reaver''

->''"Before I even asked for my release I said 'I would like to know who's in charge. Could you draw out a, a chain of command for me?' And these people could not do it. They had no clue and I said 'This what I'm talking about, I, I don't, you can't even draw a chain of command for me, so, and it's a simple thing. It should kind of be in your bylaws. What's your chain of command? Come on!' And I said, 'You know it's just time for me to go and I wish you guys well.'"''
-->--'''[[Wrestling/KiaStevens Awesome Kong]]''' on leaving Wrestling/{{TNA}}

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-->--'''''{{Website/Wrestlecrap}}''''', [[http://www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/18-seconds/ "Wrestling/{{Sheamus}} Vs. [[Wrestling/BryanDanielson Daniel Bryan]] - How long should this world title last? LOL, I'll pretend you said 18 seconds"]]

->''"Vince Russo is a deer caught in the headlines as long as there's a wrestling match going. As long as he can make it [[SerialNumbersFiledOff a phony B-movie script]], or [[GimmickMatches an outhouse in the ring]], or [[WorkedShoot woman having miscarriages]]...so get the ''wrestling matches'' outta there, 'cause nobody wants to see that shit anyway. That's been proven over at {{WCW}}, where they don't even have wrestling matches anymore-- I watched ''Thunder'' the other night, because I happened to be stuck in a hotel room, and I saw Wrestling/LanceStorm stumbling around like a drunk man. When you make ''that'' guy uncoordinated, [[CharacterDerailment you can do it to anybody.]]"''

->''"I guess in the end, it all came down to time constraints, as {{WWE}} decided beforehand that if any match was expendable, it was [[SkewedPriorities their World title match]]. Not [[{{Fanservice}} the Divas tag team match]], which could have been moved to the pre-show…\\\
And if WWE really wanted to trim the fat off their supercard, they could have axed the [[GratuitousDiscoSequence Dancing Mamas]] segment with BrodusClay, a sideshow it ''knew'' nobody paid to see because it was never advertised….\\\

-->--'''''{{Website/Wrestlecrap}}''''', [[http://www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/18-seconds/ "Sheamus Vs. Daniel Bryan - How long should this world title last? LOL, I'll pretend you said 18 seconds"]]

->''"Can you believe [[BoxOfficeBomb they spent nearly 90 million dollars]] (adjusted for marketing) for this piece of sh*t. The original ''[[Film/TheMask Mask]]'' was only made for 18 million! Yeah, that was 10 years ago so there is some inflation, but not 70 million worth of inflation! I have long ago come to grips that nothing is sacrilege in Hollywood and any crackpot idea is a go... But this makes me appreciate Creator/RogerCorman so much more. Because he made crap but at least he was a shrewd businessman. He really didn’t care what piece of sh*t you made as long as you came in on/under budget and the movie at least paid for itself on sales."''
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2010/01/27/son-of-the-mask-2005-lawrence-guterman/ on]] ''Film/SonOfTheMask''

->''"I guess in the end, it all came down to time constraints, as {{WWE}} decided beforehand that if any match was expendable, it was [[{{Anticlimax}} their World title match]]. Not [[{{Fanservice}} the Divas tag team match]], which could have been moved to the pre-show…\\\

A TV program airing [[EpicFail on a rival network!]]"''

->''"Before I even asked for my release I said 'I would like to know who's in charge. Could you draw out a, a chain of command for me?' And these people could not do it. They had no clue and I said 'This what I'm talking about, I, I don't, you can't even draw a chain of command for me, so, and it's a simple thing. It should kind of be in your bylaws. What's your chain of command? Come on!' And I said, 'You know its just time for me to go and I wish you guys well.'"''

->''"Before I even asked for my release I said 'I would like to know who's in charge. Could you draw out a, a chain of command for me?' And these people could do it. They had no clue and I said 'This what I'm talking about, I, I don't, you can't even draw a chain of command for me, so, and it's a simple thing. It should kind of be in your bylaws. What's your chain of command? Come on!' And I said, 'You know its just time for me to go and I wish you guys well.'"''

-->'''[[Wrestling/KiaStevens Awesome Kong]]''' on leaving Wrestling/{{TNA}}

->''"Before I even asked for my release I said 'I would like to know who's in charge. Could you draw out a, a chain of command for me?' And these people could do it. They had no clue and I said 'This what I'm talking about, I, I don't, you can't even draw a chain of command for me, so, and it's a simple thing. It should kind of be in your bylaws. What's your chain of command? Come on!' And I said, 'You know its just time for me to go and I wish you guys well.'"''.

--->-- '''George Perez'''

-->''"[[ContinuitySnarl Are the Kents alive? What's his relationship with all of these characters? Who exists?]] And [[DCComics DC]] couldn't give me answers. I said, Oh, my gosh. You're deciding all these things and you mean even you don't know what's going on in your own books?"''

A TV program airing on a rival network!\\\
On the most expensive show of the year!"''

->''"I guess in the end, it all came down to time constraints, as {{WWE}} decided beforehand that if any match was expendable, it was [[{{Anticlimax}} their World title match]]. Not [[{{Fanservice}} the Divas tag team match]], which could have been moved to the pre-show… And if WWE really wanted to trim the fat off their supercard, they could have axed the [[GratuitousDiscoSequence Dancing Mamas]] segment with BrodusClay, a sideshow it ''knew'' nobody paid to see because it was never advertised…. …or this dreadful [[Wrestling/SantinoMarella Santino]]-[[Wrestling/MickFoley Foley]] segment that not only wasn’t advertised, but was itself an advertisement [[Series/DeadliestCatch for another TV program!]]\\\

->''"That’s really {{TNA}} in a nutshell: so much crap going on that you need like six brains to try to handle it all. Or maybe no brains, as here’s a little known TNA fun fact for you: there have been very few people in this company that had the ability to move ratings at all. Believe it or not, for a period of time, an appearance by [[Wrestling/DaffneyUnger Daffney]] of all people did move the needle and get more viewers to tune in (or “pop a rating” as the kids used to say back in the ’90s). Those in charge of TNA knew this, and thus decided to stop booking her on television."''
-->--'''''{{Website/Wrestlecrap}}''''', [[http://www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/the-lockbox-challenge-daffney-strips-and-its-crap-welcome-to-tna/ "Daffney Strips...And It's Crap. Welcome to TNA!"]]

->''"Can you believe [[BoxOfficeBomb they spent nearly 90 million dollars]] (adjusted for marketing) for this piece of sh*t. The original ''[[Film/TheMask Mask]]'' was only made for 18 million! Yeah, that was 10 years ago so there is some inflation, but not 70 million worth of inflation! I have long ago come to grips that nothing is sacrilege in Hollywood and any crackpot idea is a go. You want a sequel to a Creator/JimCarrey hit without the star that made it a hit. Go ahead, make ''Film/AceVentura Jr.'', make ''[[Film/DumbAndDumber Dumb and Dumberer]]'', make ''Film/EvanAlmighty''... But this makes me appreciate Creator/RogerCorman so much more. Because he made crap but at least he was a shrewd businessman. He really didn’t care what piece of sh*t you made as long as you came in on/under budget and the movie at least paid for itself on sales."''

->''"Can you believe they spent nearly 90 million dollars (adjusted for marketing) for this piece of sh*t. The original ''[[Film/TheMask Mask]]'' was only made for 18 million! Yeah, that was 10 years ago so there is some inflation, but not 70 million worth of inflation! I have long ago come to grips that nothing is sacrilege in Hollywood and any crackpot idea is a go. You want a sequel to a Creator/JimCarrey hit without the star that made it a hit. Go ahead, make ''Film/AceVentura Jr.'', make ''[[Film/DumbAndDumber Dumb and Dumberer]]'', make ''Film/EvanAlmighty''... But this makes me appreciate Creator/RogerCorman so much more. Because he made crap but at least he was a shrewd businessman. He really didn’t care what piece of sh*t you made as long as you came in on/under budget and the movie at least paid for itself on sales."''

->''"[[EidosInteractive Eidos]] spent something like four million dollars marketing ''Soul Reaver''. You'd think if it had enough faith in its product to spend $4,000,000 pimping it through magazine ads, television commercials, paid articles, action figures, and a crappy one-shot comic book, they could have redirected some of the cash going to pointless promotional swag nobody cared about and put it toward ''finishing the fucking game'' instead. But hell -- maybe I don't understand business."''
-->--'''[[http://socksmakepeoplesexy.net/index.php?a=bo Pat R.]]''' on ''VideoGame/LegacyOfKain: Blood Omen''