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->'''Tom:''' You were the one who told me companies needed ''(actually does the air quotes)'' "clients" to make ''(air quotes)'' "revenue".\\
'''Ben:''' I was the first person to tell you that!?
-->-- ''Series/ParksAndRecreation''
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-->--'''Gordon Freeman''', ''Machinima/FreemansMind''

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-->--'''Gordon Freeman''', ''Machinima/FreemansMind''
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->The Shop, like the FBI and the CIA, had a long history of [[PyrrhicVillainy killing the money]]. If you can't get what you want with foreign aid, go in there with Thompsons and gelignite and assassinate the bastard. Put some cyanide in Castro's cigars. It was crazy, but you couldn't tell them that. [[LeeroyJenkins All they could see were RESULTS]], blinking and glittering like some mythical Vegas jackpot. So they killed the money and stood there with a bunch of useless green scraps sifting through their fingers and wondered what the hell had happened.

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->The Shop, like the FBI and the CIA, had a long history of [[PyrrhicVillainy killing the money]].money. If you can't get what you want with foreign aid, go in there with Thompsons and gelignite and assassinate the bastard. Put some cyanide in Castro's cigars. It was crazy, but you couldn't tell them that. [[LeeroyJenkins All they could see were RESULTS]], blinking and glittering like some mythical Vegas jackpot. So they killed the money and stood there with a bunch of useless green scraps sifting through their fingers and wondered what the hell had happened.

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->''"THIS DOESN'T SEEM LIKE HOW YOU INSTALL A FRIDGE!"''
-->-- '''Bob Muyskens''', ''Podcast/{{Distractible}}'' ("[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETckMzplXq4 Bob's Fridge]]")
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->The marketing division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation describes an android as "Your Plastic Pal Who's Fun to be With". The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy describes the marketing division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation as "a bunch of mindless jerks who'll be the first against the wall when the Revolution comes". Curiously, an edition of the Encyclopaedia Galactica which had fallen through a wormhole in time from a thousand years into the future defined the marketing division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation as "a bunch of mindless jerks who ''were'' the first against the wall when the Revolution came".

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->The marketing division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation describes an android as "Your Plastic Pal Who's Fun to be With". The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy describes the marketing division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation as "a bunch of mindless jerks who'll be the first against the wall when the Revolution comes".comes" (with an additional footnote that the Guide would welcome anyone looking to take over the post of robotics correspondent). Curiously, an edition of the Encyclopaedia Galactica which had fallen through a wormhole in time from a thousand years into the future defined the marketing division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation as "a bunch of mindless jerks who ''were'' the first against the wall when the Revolution came".



->'''Joker:''' [Mockingly] "Commander, this is Cerberus. We were studying some Rachni and they got loose and killed all our guys. Can you take care of that? It's one system over from where we hooked some guy up to the Geth... who then got loose and killed all our guys."

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->'''Joker:''' [Mockingly] "Commander, this is Cerberus. We were studying some Rachni rachni and they got loose and killed all our guys. Can you take care of that? It's one system over from where we hooked some guy up to the Geth...geth... who then got loose and killed all our guys."
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->'''Kramer''': Grinders, sanders, wet stones. They are the ones who botched the Statue of Liberty job.\\

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->'''Kramer''': Grinders, sanders, wet stones.whetstones. They are the ones who botched the Statue of Liberty job.\\
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-->--"Look At All Those Idiots", ''[[Music/TheSimpsonsSingTheBlues]]''

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-->--"Look At All Those Idiots", ''[[Music/TheSimpsonsSingTheBlues]]''
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