History Quotes / IfItsYouItsOkay

29th Sep '15 3:35:21 AM StFan
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->'''Frank:''' Something just happened, Liz! ->'''Liz:''' Come on, you read Boobs Magazine! ->'''Frank:''' I want Jamie. -->-- ''[[Series/ThirtyRock 30 Rock]]'' ->"''You can't be gay for one person unless you're a woman and you meet [[EllenDeGeneres Ellen]].''" -->-- '''Liz Lemon''', ''[[Series/ThirtyRock 30 Rock]]'' ->'''Light:''' I am sorry though. Really. I think I was confused. ->'''L:''' You ''were'' confused? ->'''Light:''' Hmm. ->'''L:''' But you're not anymore. ->'''Light:''' No. Well, a little. Mostly embarrassed and... [[ThereAreNoTherapists maybe I should see a psychiatrist?]] ->'''L:''' [[EvenTheGuysWantHim Do I really have that effect?]] ->'''Light:''' No! ->'''L:''' Look, we'll forget about it. These things happen, I'm sure. I've read accounts of soldiers in the Belgian Congo being taken unaware by... waking up in the night and hormones and bad things. ->'''Light:''' You have? Soldiers in the Belgian Congo? ->'''L:''' [[ManlyGay They're very manly.]] ->'''Light:''' They must be. ->'''L:''' [[DeadpanSnarker And the Spartans. Remember the Spartans.]] -->--''FanFic/ACureForLove''
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->'''Frank:''' Something just happened, Liz! ->'''Liz:''' Liz!\\ '''Liz:''' Come on, you read Boobs Magazine! ->'''Frank:''' Magazine!\\ '''Frank:''' I want Jamie. -->-- ''[[Series/ThirtyRock 30 Rock]]'' ''Series/ThirtyRock'' ->"''You can't be gay for one person unless you're a woman and you meet [[EllenDeGeneres Ellen]].Creator/{{Ellen|DeGeneres}}.''" -->-- '''Liz Lemon''', ''[[Series/ThirtyRock 30 Rock]]'' ''Series/ThirtyRock'' ->'''Light:''' I am sorry though. Really. I think I was confused. ->'''L:''' confused.\\ '''L:''' You ''were'' confused? ->'''Light:''' Hmm. ->'''L:''' confused?\\ '''Light:''' Hmm.\\ '''L:''' But you're not anymore. ->'''Light:''' anymore.\\ '''Light:''' No. Well, a little. Mostly embarrassed and... [[ThereAreNoTherapists maybe I should see a psychiatrist?]] ->'''L:''' psychiatrist?]]\\ '''L:''' [[EvenTheGuysWantHim Do I really have that effect?]] ->'''Light:''' No! ->'''L:''' effect?]]\\ '''Light:''' No!\\ '''L:''' Look, we'll forget about it. These things happen, I'm sure. I've read accounts of soldiers in the Belgian Congo being taken unaware by... waking up in the night and hormones and bad things. ->'''Light:''' things.\\ '''Light:''' You have? Soldiers in the Belgian Congo? ->'''L:''' Congo?\\ '''L:''' [[ManlyGay They're very manly.]] ->'''Light:''' ]]\\ '''Light:''' They must be. ->'''L:''' be.\\ '''L:''' [[DeadpanSnarker And the Spartans. Remember the Spartans.]] -->--''FanFic/ACureForLove'' -->-- ''Fanfic/ACureForLove''

-->-- '''Mordin''' to '''Shepard''', ''VideoGame/MassEffect2'' ->'''Betty Elms''': [after kissing Rita] Have you ever done this before? ->'''Rita''': I don't know. Have you? ->'''Betty Elms''': I want to... with you. -->--MulhollandDrive
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-->-- '''Mordin''' to '''Shepard''', (to Shepard), ''VideoGame/MassEffect2'' ->'''Betty Elms''': [after Elms:''' (''after kissing Rita] Rita'') Have you ever done this before? ->'''Rita''': before?\\ '''Rita:''' I don't know. Have you? ->'''Betty Elms''': you?\\ '''Betty Elms:''' I want to... with you. -->--MulhollandDrive -->-- ''Film/MulhollandDrive''

->[After one MistakenForGay-joke too many]: ->'''John:''' We are not a couple! ->'''Irene:''' [[HeterosexualLifePartners Yes, you are.]] ->'''John:''' Who the hell knows about Sherlock Holmes, but, for the record, if anyone out there still cares, I'm not actually gay. ->'''Irene:''' Well ''I am.'' Look at us both. -->--[[Series/{{Sherlock}} A Scandal in Belgravia]], discussing the fact that everyone wants SherlockHolmes. ->''I'm not a lesbian. I'm straight...with an exception.'' -->-- '''Robin''', ''WebComic/{{Shortpacked}}'' (who [[AmbiguouslyBi may not have been 100% honest]])
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->[After ->(''after one MistakenForGay-joke {{mistaken for gay-joke too many]: ->'''John:''' many'')\\ '''John:''' We are not a couple! ->'''Irene:''' couple!\\ '''Irene:''' [[HeterosexualLifePartners Yes, you are.]] ->'''John:''' ]]\\ '''John:''' Who the hell knows about Sherlock Holmes, but, for the record, if anyone out there still cares, I'm not actually gay. ->'''Irene:''' gay.\\ '''Irene:''' Well ''I am.'' Look at us both. -->--[[Series/{{Sherlock}} A -->-- ''Series/{{Sherlock}}'', "A Scandal in Belgravia]], discussing the fact that everyone wants SherlockHolmes. ->''I'm Belgravia" ->"''I'm not a lesbian. I'm straight... with an exception.'' ''" -->-- '''Robin''', ''WebComic/{{Shortpacked}}'' '''Robin''' (who [[AmbiguouslyBi may not have been 100% honest]]) honest]]), ''WebComic/{{Shortpacked}}''

-->-- '''Ianto Jones''' to his sister [[EvenTheGuysWantHim regarding Jack Harkness]], ''Series/{{Torchwood}}''
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-->-- '''Ianto Jones''' to (to his sister [[EvenTheGuysWantHim regarding Jack Harkness]], Harkness]]), ''Series/{{Torchwood}}''

-->-- '''Lucas''', YetAnotherFantasyGamerComic ->'''Shinji''':''Why is it so hard for you to believe that he can love someone for who they are and not whether or not it's a boy or girl?''\\ '''Asuka''':''It just means he's bi!''\\ '''Shinji''':''I don't even think it's like that. He's not the type to be interested in 'boys' or 'girls'... He's just in love with the person. As If Ayanami is the only other human in the whole world.'' -->--''Manga/{{Evangelion 303}}'', ''[[http://eva303.smackjeeves.com/comics/2167914/004/ chapter 17]]'' ->''"The hypnotizing powers of [[Creator/AngelinaJolie St. Angie Jolie’s]] hypnotic vagina are no joke and they know no bounds! St. Angie’s hypnotic vagina can lure in any straight man, straight woman, gay man, gay woman, bi woman, bi man, gay genderqueer, bi genderqueer, inanimate object, animal and on and on and on… In fact I heard that the snake St. Angie worked with in [[{{Film/Alexander}} Alexander the Great]] can still be seen slithering across the front gate of her chateau in France. Even it is still whipped on her. St. Angie’s powers are that good."'' -->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/07/06/hugh-jackmans-wife-will-never-let-him-work-with-homewrecking-legend-st-angie-jolie/ Michael K.]]'''
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-->-- '''Lucas''', YetAnotherFantasyGamerComic ->'''Shinji''':''Why ''Webcomic/YetAnotherFantasyGamerComic'' ->'''Shinji:''' Why is it so hard for you to believe that he can love someone for who they are and not whether or not it's a boy or girl?''\\ '''Asuka''':''It girl?\\ '''Asuka:''' It just means he's bi!''\\ '''Shinji''':''I bi!\\ '''Shinji:''' I don't even think it's like that. He's not the type to be interested in 'boys' "boys" or 'girls'..."girls"... He's just in love with the person. As If Ayanami is the only other human in the whole world.'' -->--''Manga/{{Evangelion world. -->-- ''Manga/{{Evangelion 303}}'', ''[[http://eva303.[[http://eva303.smackjeeves.com/comics/2167914/004/ chapter 17]]'' 17]] ->''"The hypnotizing powers of [[Creator/AngelinaJolie St. Angie Jolie’s]] Jolie's]] hypnotic vagina are no joke and they know no bounds! St. Angie’s Angie's hypnotic vagina can lure in any straight man, straight woman, gay man, gay woman, bi woman, bi man, gay genderqueer, bi genderqueer, inanimate object, animal and on and on and on… on... In fact I heard that the snake St. Angie worked with in [[{{Film/Alexander}} ''[[{{Film/Alexander}} Alexander the Great]] Great]]'' can still be seen slithering across the front gate of her chateau in France. Even it is still whipped on her. St. Angie’s Angie's powers are that good."'' -->--'''[[http://dlisted.-->-- '''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/07/06/hugh-jackmans-wife-will-never-let-him-work-with-homewrecking-legend-st-angie-jolie/ Michael K.]]'''
6th Aug '15 12:53:51 PM johnnyfog
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->''"The hypnotizing powers of [[Creator/AngelinaJolie St. Angie Jolie’s]] hypnotic vagina are no joke and they know no bounds! St. Angie’s hypnotic vagina can lure in any straight man, straight woman, gay man, gay woman, bi woman, bi man, gay genderqueer, bi genderqueer, inanimate object, animal and on and on and on… In fact I heard that the snake St. Angie worked with in [[{{Film/Alexander}} Alexander the Great]] can still be seen slithering across the front gate of her chateau in France. Even it is still whipped on her. St. Angie’s powers are that good."'' -->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/07/06/hugh-jackmans-wife-will-never-let-him-work-with-homewrecking-legend-st-angie-jolie/ Michael K.]]'''
26th Jul '15 11:34:11 PM MachRider1985
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->'''Shinji''':''Why is it so hard for you to believe that he can love someone for who they are and not whether or not it's a boy or girl?''\\ '''Asuka''':''It just means he's bi!''\\ '''Shinji''':''I don't even think it's like that. He's not the type to be interested in 'boys' or 'girls'... He's just in love with the person. As If Ayanami is the only other human in the whole world.'' -->--''Manga/{{Evangelion 303}}'', ''[[http://eva303.smackjeeves.com/comics/2167914/004/ chapter 17]]''
31st May '15 11:45:32 AM TheNerfGuy
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->''"[[MoeMoe Cute]] >>> [[UnsettlingGenderReveal Dick]]"''
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->''"[[MoeMoe ->''"[[{{Moe}} Cute]] >>> [[UnsettlingGenderReveal Dick]]"''
19th May '14 11:15:36 AM nighttrainfm
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-->-- '''Robin''', ''WebComic/{{Shortpacked}}''
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-->-- '''Robin''', ''WebComic/{{Shortpacked}}'' ''WebComic/{{Shortpacked}}'' (who [[AmbiguouslyBi may not have been 100% honest]])
28th Sep '13 2:02:05 PM feral
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->[After one MistakenForGay-joke too many]: ->'''John:''' We are not a couple! ->'''Irene:''' [[HeterosexualLifePartners Yes, you are.]] ->'''John:''' Who the hell knows about Sherlock Holmes, but, for the record, if anyone out there still cares, I'm not actually gay. ->'''Irene:''' Well ''I am.'' Look at us both. -->--[[Series/{{Sherlock}} A Scandal in Belgravia]], discussing the fact that everyone wants SherlockHolmes.
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->[After one MistakenForGay-joke too many]: ->'''John:''' We are not a couple! ->'''Irene:''' [[HeterosexualLifePartners Yes, ->'''Frank:''' Something just happened, Liz! ->'''Liz:''' Come on, you are.]] ->'''John:''' Who the hell knows about Sherlock Holmes, but, for the record, if anyone out there still cares, I'm not actually gay. ->'''Irene:''' Well ''I am.'' Look at us both. -->--[[Series/{{Sherlock}} A Scandal in Belgravia]], discussing the fact that everyone wants SherlockHolmes. read Boobs Magazine! ->'''Frank:''' I want Jamie. -->-- ''[[Series/ThirtyRock 30 Rock]]''

->[After one MistakenForGay-joke too many]: ->'''John:''' We are ->'''Light:''' I am sorry though. Really. I think I was confused. ->'''L:''' You ''were'' confused? ->'''Light:''' Hmm. ->'''L:''' But you're not anymore. ->'''Light:''' No. Well, a couple! ->'''Irene:''' [[HeterosexualLifePartners Yes, you are.little. Mostly embarrassed and... [[ThereAreNoTherapists maybe I should see a psychiatrist?]] ->'''L:''' [[EvenTheGuysWantHim Do I really have that effect?]] ->'''Light:''' No! ->'''L:''' Look, we'll forget about it. These things happen, I'm sure. I've read accounts of soldiers in the Belgian Congo being taken unaware by... waking up in the night and hormones and bad things. ->'''Light:''' You have? Soldiers in the Belgian Congo? ->'''L:''' [[ManlyGay They're very manly.]] ->'''John:''' Who ->'''Light:''' They must be. ->'''L:''' [[DeadpanSnarker And the hell knows about Sherlock Holmes, but, for Spartans. Remember the record, if anyone out there still cares, I'm not actually gay. ->'''Irene:''' Well ''I am.'' Look at us both. -->--[[Series/{{Sherlock}} A Scandal in Belgravia]], discussing the fact that everyone wants SherlockHolmes. Spartans.]] -->--''FanFic/ACureForLove'' ->''Salarian reproduction different. Very little sex drive. If intended to try human, would try you.'' -->-- '''Mordin''' to '''Shepard''', ''VideoGame/MassEffect2'' ->'''Betty Elms''': [after kissing Rita] Have you ever done this before? ->'''Rita''': I don't know. Have you? ->'''Betty Elms''': I want to... with you. -->--MulhollandDrive

->[After one MistakenForGay-joke too many]: ->'''John:''' We are not a couple! ->'''Irene:''' [[HeterosexualLifePartners Yes, you are.]] ->'''John:''' Who the hell knows about Sherlock Holmes, but, for the record, if anyone out there still cares, I'm not actually gay. ->'''Irene:''' Well ''I am.'' Look at us both. -->--[[Series/{{Sherlock}} A Scandal in Belgravia]], discussing the fact that everyone wants SherlockHolmes. SherlockHolmes. ->''I'm not a lesbian. I'm straight...with an exception.'' -->-- '''Robin''', ''WebComic/{{Shortpacked}}'' ->"''He is ''very'' handsome. [...] It's weird. It is just different. It's not men. It's just '''him'''.''" -->-- '''Ianto Jones''' to his sister [[EvenTheGuysWantHim regarding Jack Harkness]], ''Series/{{Torchwood}}''

->'''Betty Elms''': [after kissing Rita] Have you ever done this before? ->'''Rita''': I don't know. Have you? ->'''Betty Elms''': I want to... with you. -->--MulhollandDrive ->''I'm not a lesbian. I'm straight...with an exception.'' -->-- '''Robin''', ''WebComic/{{Shortpacked}}'' ->'''Frank:''' Something just happened, Liz! ->'''Liz:''' Come on, you read Boobs Magazine! ->'''Frank:''' I want Jamie. -->-- ''Series/ThirtyRock'' ->''Salarian reproduction different. Very little sex drive. If intended to try human, would try you.'' -->-- '''Mordin''' to '''Shepard''', ''VideoGame/MassEffect2'' ->"''He is ''very'' handsome. [...] It's weird. It is just different. It's not men. It's just '''him'''.''" -->-- '''Ianto Jones''' to his sister [[EvenTheGuysWantHim regarding Jack Harkness]], ''Series/{{Torchwood}}''
14th Mar '13 11:51:15 PM BlacKat
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->[After one MistakenForGay-jokes too many]:
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->[After one MistakenForGay-jokes MistakenForGay-joke too many]:
22nd Jan '13 2:43:38 AM m8e
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->''"[[MoeMoe Cute]] >>> [[DroppedABridgetOnHim Dick]]"''
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->''"[[MoeMoe Cute]] >>> [[DroppedABridgetOnHim [[UnsettlingGenderReveal Dick]]"''
6th Jul '12 10:59:12 AM DarkConfidant
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->"''He is ''very'' handsome. [...] It's weird. It is just different. It's not men. It's just '''him'''.''" -->-- '''Ianto Jones''' to his sister [[EvenTheGuysWantHim regarding Jack Harkness]], ''Series/{{Torchwood}}''
13th Jun '12 2:50:17 PM nighttrainfm
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->'''Irene:''' [[HeterosexualLifePartners Yes you are.]] ->'''John:''' For the record, I am not actually gay.
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->'''Irene:''' [[HeterosexualLifePartners Yes Yes, you are.]] ->'''John:''' For Who the hell knows about Sherlock Holmes, but, for the record, I am if anyone out there still cares, I'm not actually gay.
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