Quotes / If It's You, It's Okay

Frank: Something just happened, Liz!
Liz: Come on, you read Boobs Magazine!
Frank: I want Jamie.
30 Rock

"You can't be gay for one person unless you're a woman and you meet Ellen."
Liz Lemon, 30 Rock

Val: You know Fran, if you really wanna dance, I'll dance with you.
Fran: Oh, I never pictured swinging with you.
Val: Really... you've never had that fantasy?
Fran: (pause) No.
Val: (quickly) Me neither!

Light: I am sorry though. Really. I think I was confused.
L: You were confused?
Light: Hmm.
L: But you're not anymore.
Light: No. Well, a little. Mostly embarrassed and... maybe I should see a psychiatrist?
L: Do I really have that effect?
Light: No!
L: Look, we'll forget about it. These things happen, I'm sure. I've read accounts of soldiers in the Belgian Congo being taken unaware by... waking up in the night and hormones and bad things.
Light: You have? Soldiers in the Belgian Congo?
L: They're very manly.
Light: They must be.
L: And the Spartans. Remember the Spartans.

Salarian reproduction different. Very little sex drive. If intended to try human, would try you.
Mordin (to Shepard), Mass Effect 2

Betty Elms: (after kissing Rita) Have you ever done this before?
Rita: I don't know. Have you?
Betty Elms: I want to... with you.

"Cute >>> Dick"
Pish Lover

(after one mistaken for gay-joke too many)
John: We are not a couple!
Irene: Yes, you are.
John: Who the hell knows about Sherlock Holmes, but, for the record, if anyone out there still cares, I'm not actually gay.
Irene: Well I am. Look at us both.
Sherlock, "A Scandal in Belgravia"

"I'm not a lesbian. I'm straight... with an exception."

"He is very handsome. [...] It's weird. It is just different. It's not men. It's just him."
Ianto Jones (to his sister regarding Jack Harkness), Torchwood

"You want to know if I like boys. I don't know. I like THAT boy. Though I am still interested in women."

Shinji: Why is it so hard for you to believe that he can love someone for who they are and not whether or not it's a boy or girl?
Asuka: It just means he's bi!
Shinji: I don't even think it's like that. He's not the type to be interested in "boys" or "girls"... He's just in love with the person. As If Ayanami is the only other human in the whole world.

"The hypnotizing powers of St. Angie Jolie's hypnotic vagina are no joke and they know no bounds! St. Angie's hypnotic vagina can lure in any straight man, straight woman, gay man, gay woman, bi woman, bi man, gay genderqueer, bi genderqueer, inanimate object, animal and on and on and on... In fact I heard that the snake St. Angie worked with in Alexander the Great can still be seen slithering across the front gate of her chateau in France. Even it is still whipped on her. St. Angie's powers are that good."

Asuka will still stoutly insist she's not into girls in general, but at least to herself and Shinji she'll quietly admit she's pretty Reisexual now.