History Quotes / IWannaBeTheGuy

-->-- '''LetsPlay/{{Critikal}}''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUoGpaOqbs8 IWBTG Gameplay and Commentary]]

->'''The Kid:''' Wait! Former Grandfather The Guy! You killed him!\\
'''The Guy:''' As you will now try to kill me. Or ''be'' killed yourself!\\

-->-- '''{{Critikal}}''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUoGpaOqbs8 IWBTG Gameplay and Commentary]]

-->-- '''{{Everything 2}}''', [[http://everything2.com/title/I+Wanna+Be+The+Guy "I Wanna Be The Guy"]]

-->GAME OVER - PRESS 'R' TO TRY AGAIN

-->"YOU JUMPED INTO A SWORD. YOU RETARD!"

-->Q: [[EverythingTryingToKillYou APPLES]] [[FakeDifficulty DO NOT]] [[MindScrew FALL]] [[SelectiveGravity UP]]\\
A: [[ComicallyMissingThePoint They're more like giant cherries]]...

-->'''The Kid''': Wait! Former Grandfather The Guy! You killed him!
-->'''The Guy''': As you will now try to kill me. Or ''be'' killed yourself!
-->'''The Kid''': NO! [[TitleDrop I WANNA BE THE GUY!!!]]

-->In 1942, the Algerian philosopher Albert Camus stated that "there is but one truly serious philosophical problem, and that is suicide. Judging whether life is or is not worth living amounts to answering the fundamental question of philosophy." Ultimately, he found in favor of life. Now I offer you [[PlatformHell evidence to the contrary]].
-->--'''{{Everything 2}}''', [[http://everything2.com/title/I+Wanna+Be+The+Guy "I Wanna Be The Guy"]]

-->I have bested Fruit, Spike and Moon! And now I will defeat you, The Guy!
-->--'''The Kid'''

-->What is a man?
--> *Cue [[ImprovisedWeapon Wine]] [[KilledMidSentence Glass]] [[ThatOneAttack Death]] [[PressXToNotDie Toss]]*

-->"This game is PAIN. PAAAAIN. NOTHING BUT. IT'S THE SEQUEL TO PAIN. IT'S ''PAIN: PAIN EDITION''!"

-->"OH YOU STUPID SON OF A SICK TWISTED '''''BITCH!'''''"
-->--[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5fes5JeQXE UltraJMan]], shortly before SanitySlippage

-->"What's up everybody, it's Critikal. I'm playing I Wanna Be The Guy, and for those of you who don't know, this game basically redefines 'fuck'"

-->"I Wanna Be The Guy can be described as the phrase ''''Fuck You'''' personified as this game."

-->-- '''The Old Man''' from ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZelda''

A: [[ComicallyMissingThePoint They're really more like giant cherries]]...

-->-- '''TheCynicalBrit''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xY6TrLsN6qM&t=16m37s I Wanna Be The Guy Gaiden (WTFree Edition)]]

-->-- '''[[VideoGame/{{Castlevania}} Dracula]]'''

->GAME OVER - PRESS 'R' TO TRY AGAIN

-->-- '''[[{{Castlevania}} Dracula]]'''

-->It's a fairly horrendous, difficult game. It's a cruel game. It's an evil game. ''And they released a sequel.'' This game should be against the Geneva Convention. But it isn't, so I guess we're playing it.

->''GAME OVER - PRESS 'R' TO TRY AGAIN''

-->''"YOU JUMPED INTO A SWORD. YOU RETARD!"''

-->'''''Q: [[EverythingTryingToKillYou APPLES]] [[FakeDifficulty DO NOT]] [[MindScrew FALL]] [[SelectiveGravity UP]]'''''\\
''A: [[CompletelyMissingThePoint They're really more like giant cherries]]...''

-->''"Please stop {{Lets Play}}ing VideoGame/IWannaBeTheGuy."''
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/{{Retsupurae}} Slowbeef]]''', on [=ZoopSoul=], the guy playing in this [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vms1rY9gmZw video]]

-->'''The Kid''': ''Wait! Former Grandfather The Guy! You killed him!''
-->'''The Guy''': ''As you will now try to kill me. Or ''be'' killed yourself!''
-->'''The Kid''': ''NO! [[TitleDrop I WANNA BE THE GUY!!!]]''

-->''In 1942, the Algerian philosopher Albert Camus stated that "there is but one truly serious philosophical problem, and that is suicide. Judging whether life is or is not worth living amounts to answering the fundamental question of philosophy." Ultimately, he found in favour of life. Now I offer you [[PlatformHell evidence to the contrary]].''

-->''I have bested Fruit, Spike and Moon! And now I will defeat you, The Guy!''

-->''What is a man?''

-->-- '''[[ThatOneBoss Dracula]]'''

-->-- '''[[{{Retsupurae}} Slowbeef]]''', on [=ZoopSoul=], the guy playing in this [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vms1rY9gmZw video]]

-->''"Please stop {{Lets Play}}ing IWannaBeTheGuy."''

-->''"Please stop [=~Let's Play~=]ing IWannaBeTheGuy."''

-->-- '''The Old Man''' from ''Game/TheLegendOfZelda''

-->'''''Q: [[EverythingTryingToKillYou APPLES]] [[FakeDifficulty DON'T]] [[MindScrew FALL]] [[SelectiveGravity UP!!!]]'''''\\

-->-- IWBTG

-->-- The game's official FAQ

-->-- [[{{Retsupurae}} Slowbeef]], on [=ZoopSoul=], the guy playing in this [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vms1rY9gmZw video]]

-->--{{Everything 2}}, [[http://everything2.com/title/I+Wanna+Be+The+Guy "I Wanna Be The Guy"]]

-->--The Kid

-->-- [[ThatOneBoss Dracula]]

-->''In 1942, the Algerian philosopher Albert Camus stated that "there is but one truly serious philosophical problem, and that is suicide. Judging whether life is or is not worth living amounts to answering the fundamental question of philosophy." Ultimately, he found in favour of life. Now I offer you evidence to the contrary.''

-->''"YOU JUMPED INTO A SWORD, YOU RETARD!"''

->'''''Q: [[EverythingTryingToKillYou APPLES]] [[FakeDifficulty DON'T]] [[MindScrew FALL]] [[SelectiveGravity UP!!!]]'''''\\

->''In 1942, the Algerian philosopher Albert Camus stated that "there is but one truly serious philosophical problem, and that is suicide. Judging whether life is or is not worth living amounts to answering the fundamental question of philosophy." Ultimately, he found in favour of life. Now I offer you evidence to the contrary.''

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-->''"GAME OVER - PRESS 'R' TO TRY AGAIN"''
-->-- the IWBTG Game Over screen, which you will be seeing ''many, many, '''many''''' times during the game.