History Quotes / IJustShotMarvinInTheFace

-->-- ''VideoGame/FreddyPharkasFrontierPharmacist'' if you try to use a uncleaned gun.

->''That's what you get for firing a weapon that hasn't been cleaned since Lincoln was assassinated!''

-->-- ''Machinima/RedVsBlue'' season 16, "[[Recap/RedVsBlueS16E4SisAndTucsSexellentAdventure Sis and Tuc's Sexellent Adventure]]"

->'''Sister''': I’m no firearms expert, Tucker, but I’m pretty sure you shouldn’t have your finger on the trigger like that.\\
'''Tucker''': Calm down, K. The safety’s on. See?\\
[Tucker fires, shooting Captain Flowers in the head.]\\
'''Tucker''': Oh! [Whispers.] Dang.
-->-- ''Machinima/RedVsBlue''

-> ''[[[ReactiveContinousScream everyone in the Krusty Krab starts screaming]]]

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''

'''Nick''': You're forgetting one thing -- from the way we're shooting? Each other.

'''Humbert:''' That's what they all say: "I didn't know it was loaded."

->''"Josh... I'm impressed you did this, you're amazing for just making this trip. But ''you don't know what you're doing with that thing''. And I think there's a one percent chance you're going to actually need the guns and a ninety-nine percent chance that a stray cat is going to jump out of the shadows and you're going to shoot each other. And me."''

-->-- '''Machinima/RedVsBlue''

-->--- Creator/AchievementHunter's ''[[LetsPlay/AchievementHunterGrandTheftAutoSeries Let's Play Grand Theft Auto V]]'', "[Geoff's] Heist"

-->--- ''Creator/StanleyKubrick's'' ''Literature/{{Lolita}}''

-->--'''Igknight Eagle''''s FlavorText in the ''TabletopGame/YuGiOh OCG''

->[[ItMakesSenseInContext This is exactly why babies should not be allowed to dual wield flintlock pistols.]]

->Josh... I'm impressed you did this, you're amazing for just making this trip. But ''you don't know what you're doing with that thing''. And I think there's a one percent chance you're going to actually need the guns and a ninety-nine percent chance that a stray cat is going to jump out of the shadows and you're going to shoot each other. And me.

->Might I suggest engaging the safety, so as not to kill any more troops?
-->-- '''Lawrence''', ''VideoGame/RatchetAndClankACrackInTime''

->Cleaning my gun with the safety off, safety off, safety off, \\

on a cold and frosty [BANG!]

->A youth who can't hit a cathedral at thirty yards with a [[GatlingGood Gatling gun]] in three quarters of an hour, can take up an old empty musket and bag his grandmother every time, at a hundred. Think what Waterloo would have been if one of the armies had been boys armed with old muskets supposed not to be loaded, and the other army had been composed of their female relations.

->"A very action-oriented and impulsive 'Igknight' warrior. His comrades call him 'Bullet Eagle' while keeping a certain distance from him."
-->--'''Igknight Eagle''''s flavor text in the ''TabletopGame/YuGiOh OCG''

-->--Igknight Eagle's flavor text in the ''TabletopGame/YuGiOh OCG''

->''[[ItMakesSenseInContext This is exactly why babies should not be allowed to dual wield flintlock pistols.]]''

->A youth who can't hit a cathedral at thirty yards with a [[GatlingGood Gatling gun]] in three quarters of an hour, can take up an old empty musket and bag his grandmother every time, at a hundred. Think what Waterloo would have been if one of the armies had been boys armed with old muskets supposed not to be loaded, and the other army had been composed of their female relations.
-->-- '''Creator/MarkTwain'''

->'''Rochelle''': So what do you think is going to kill us? Gators, snakes, bugs, or mud people?
->'''Nick''': You're forgetting one thing -- from the way we're shooting? Each other.
-->--''VideoGame/Left4Dead2''

->Might I suggest engaging the safety, so as not to kill any more troops?
-->--'''Lawrence''', ''VideoGame/RatchetAndClankACrackInTime''

->Josh... I'm impressed you did this, you're amazing for just making this trip. But ''you don't know what you're doing with that thing''. And I think there's a one percent chance you're going to actually need the guns and a ninety-nine percent chance that a stray cat is going to jump out of the shadows and you're going to shoot each other. And me.
-->--'''Amy Sullivan''', ''[[ThisBookIsFullOfSpidersSeriouslyDude This Book Is Full Of Spiders]]''

->'''Humbert:''' A gun. You should be careful of those things.
->'''Charlotte:''' It's not loaded.
->'''Humbert:''' That's what they all say: "I didn't know it was loaded."
-->--- ''Creator/StanleyKubrick's'' ''Literature/{{Lolita}}''

->'''Geoff''': "What's going on?!"\\
'''Michael''': "Bravo One and Bravo Two are down, we have lost Team Bravo! Something happened to Bravo One, and he, and he must've jumped in front of me, and it definitely was [[NeverMyFault not my fault!]]"\\
[...]\\
'''Ray''': "YOU SHOT HIM RIGHT IN THE FACE! He has a Hawaiian shirt on!"\\
'''Michael''': "IT WAS A DARK ALLEY!"\\
'''Ray''': "AND AN ELF HAT!"\\
'''Michael''': "THERE ARE COPS ON US EVERYWHERE!"\\
'''Ray''': "CHRISTMAS IS RUINED!"
-->--- Creator/AchievementHunter's ''[[LetsPlay/AchievementHunterGrandTheftAutoSeries Let's Play Grand Theft Auto V]]'', "(Geoff's) Heist"

-->-- '''MarkTwain'''

-->-- ''TheSimpsons''

-->--'''Lawrence''', ''RatchetAndClankACrackInTime''

-->--- ''LetsPlay/AchievementHunterGrandTheftAutoSeries'' "(Geoff's) Heist"

-->--- ''Creator/StanleyKubrick's'' ''{{Lolita}}''

-->--'''Amy Sullivan''', ''ThisBookIsFullOfSpidersSeriouslyDude''

-->--'''Amy Sullivan''', ''ThisBookIsFullOfSpiders''

-->--''Left4Dead2''

-->-- {{Homestuck}}