History Quotes / IJustShotMarvinInTheFace

30th Nov '15 8:40:23 AM Prfnoff
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->[[ItMakesSenseInContext This is exactly why babies should not be allowed to dual wield flintlock pistols.]]

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->[[ItMakesSenseInContext ->''"[[ItMakesSenseInContext This is exactly why babies should not be allowed to dual wield flintlock pistols.]]]]"''



->Josh... I'm impressed you did this, you're amazing for just making this trip. But ''you don't know what you're doing with that thing''. And I think there's a one percent chance you're going to actually need the guns and a ninety-nine percent chance that a stray cat is going to jump out of the shadows and you're going to shoot each other. And me.

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->Josh...->''"Josh... I'm impressed you did this, you're amazing for just making this trip. But ''you don't know what you're doing with that thing''. And I think there's a one percent chance you're going to actually need the guns and a ninety-nine percent chance that a stray cat is going to jump out of the shadows and you're going to shoot each other. And me."''



->Might I suggest engaging the safety, so as not to kill any more troops?
-->-- '''Lawrence''', ''VideoGame/RatchetAndClankACrackInTime''

->Cleaning my gun with the safety off, safety off, safety off, \\

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->Might ->''"Might I suggest engaging the safety, so as not to kill any more troops?
troops?"''
-->-- '''Lawrence''', ''VideoGame/RatchetAndClankACrackInTime''

->Cleaning
''VideoGame/RatchetAndClankFutureACrackInTime''

->''Cleaning
my gun with the safety off, safety off, safety off, \\



on a cold and frosty [BANG!]

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on a cold and frosty [BANG!][BANG!]''



->A youth who can't hit a cathedral at thirty yards with a [[GatlingGood Gatling gun]] in three quarters of an hour, can take up an old empty musket and bag his grandmother every time, at a hundred. Think what Waterloo would have been if one of the armies had been boys armed with old muskets supposed not to be loaded, and the other army had been composed of their female relations.

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->A ->''A youth who can't hit a cathedral at thirty yards with a [[GatlingGood Gatling gun]] in three quarters of an hour, can take up an old empty musket and bag his grandmother every time, at a hundred. Think what Waterloo would have been if one of the armies had been boys armed with old muskets supposed not to be loaded, and the other army had been composed of their female relations. ''



->"A very action-oriented and impulsive 'Igknight' warrior. His comrades call him 'Bullet Eagle' while keeping a certain distance from him."
-->--'''Igknight Eagle''''s flavor text in the ''TabletopGame/YuGiOh OCG''

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->"A ->''"A very action-oriented and impulsive 'Igknight' warrior. His comrades call him 'Bullet Eagle' while keeping a certain distance from him."
"''
-->--'''Igknight Eagle''''s flavor text FlavorText in the ''TabletopGame/YuGiOh OCG''
23rd Mar '15 1:28:56 PM josh6243
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-->--Igknight Eagle's flavor text in the ''TabletopGame/YuGiOh OCG''

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-->--Igknight Eagle's -->--'''Igknight Eagle''''s flavor text in the ''TabletopGame/YuGiOh OCG''
23rd Mar '15 1:28:41 PM josh6243
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->"A very action-oriented and impulsive 'Igknight' warrior. His comrades call him 'Bullet Eagle' while keeping a certain distance from him."
-->--Igknight Eagle's flavor text in the ''TabletopGame/YuGiOh OCG''
30th Jan '15 5:27:39 PM Tacitus
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->''[[ItMakesSenseInContext This is exactly why babies should not be allowed to dual wield flintlock pistols.]]''

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->''[[ItMakesSenseInContext ->'''Geoff''': What's going on?!\\
'''Michael''': Bravo One and Bravo Two are down, we have lost Team Bravo! Something happened to Bravo One, and he, and he must've jumped in front of me, and it definitely was [[NeverMyFault not my fault!]]\\
[...]\\
'''Ray''': YOU SHOT HIM RIGHT IN THE FACE! He has a Hawaiian shirt on!\\
'''Michael''': IT WAS A DARK ALLEY!\\
'''Ray''': AND AN ELF HAT!\\
'''Michael''': THERE ARE COPS ON US EVERYWHERE!\\
'''Ray''': CHRISTMAS IS RUINED!
-->--- Creator/AchievementHunter's ''[[LetsPlay/AchievementHunterGrandTheftAutoSeries Let's Play Grand Theft Auto V]]'', "[Geoff's] Heist"

->[[ItMakesSenseInContext
This is exactly why babies should not be allowed to dual wield flintlock pistols.]]'']]



->A youth who can't hit a cathedral at thirty yards with a [[GatlingGood Gatling gun]] in three quarters of an hour, can take up an old empty musket and bag his grandmother every time, at a hundred. Think what Waterloo would have been if one of the armies had been boys armed with old muskets supposed not to be loaded, and the other army had been composed of their female relations.
-->-- '''Creator/MarkTwain'''

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->A youth who can't hit a cathedral at thirty yards with a [[GatlingGood Gatling gun]] in three quarters of an hour, can take up an old empty musket and bag his grandmother every time, at a hundred. Think ->'''Rochelle''': So what Waterloo would have been if do you think is going to kill us? Gators, snakes, bugs, or mud people?\\
'''Nick''': You're forgetting
one of thing -- from the armies had been boys armed with old muskets supposed not to be loaded, and the other army had been composed of their female relations.
way we're shooting? Each other.
-->-- '''Creator/MarkTwain'''
''VideoGame/Left4Dead2''

->'''Humbert:''' A gun. You should be careful of those things.\\
'''Charlotte:''' It's not loaded.\\
'''Humbert:''' That's what they all say: "I didn't know it was loaded."
-->--- ''Creator/StanleyKubrick's'' ''Literature/{{Lolita}}''

->Josh... I'm impressed you did this, you're amazing for just making this trip. But ''you don't know what you're doing with that thing''. And I think there's a one percent chance you're going to actually need the guns and a ninety-nine percent chance that a stray cat is going to jump out of the shadows and you're going to shoot each other. And me.
-->-- '''Amy Sullivan''', ''Literature/ThisBookIsFullOfSpidersSeriouslyDudeDontTouchIt''

->Might I suggest engaging the safety, so as not to kill any more troops?
-->-- '''Lawrence''', ''VideoGame/RatchetAndClankACrackInTime''



->'''Rochelle''': So what do you think is going to kill us? Gators, snakes, bugs, or mud people?
->'''Nick''': You're forgetting one thing -- from the way we're shooting? Each other.
-->--''VideoGame/Left4Dead2''

->Might I suggest engaging the safety, so as not to kill any more troops?
-->--'''Lawrence''', ''VideoGame/RatchetAndClankACrackInTime''

->Josh... I'm impressed you did this, you're amazing for just making this trip. But ''you don't know what you're doing with that thing''. And I think there's a one percent chance you're going to actually need the guns and a ninety-nine percent chance that a stray cat is going to jump out of the shadows and you're going to shoot each other. And me.
-->--'''Amy Sullivan''', ''[[ThisBookIsFullOfSpidersSeriouslyDude This Book Is Full Of Spiders]]''

->'''Humbert:''' A gun. You should be careful of those things.
->'''Charlotte:''' It's not loaded.
->'''Humbert:''' That's what they all say: "I didn't know it was loaded."
-->--- ''Creator/StanleyKubrick's'' ''Literature/{{Lolita}}''

->'''Geoff''': "What's going on?!"\\
'''Michael''': "Bravo One and Bravo Two are down, we have lost Team Bravo! Something happened to Bravo One, and he, and he must've jumped in front of me, and it definitely was [[NeverMyFault not my fault!]]"\\
[...]\\
'''Ray''': "YOU SHOT HIM RIGHT IN THE FACE! He has a Hawaiian shirt on!"\\
'''Michael''': "IT WAS A DARK ALLEY!"\\
'''Ray''': "AND AN ELF HAT!"\\
'''Michael''': "THERE ARE COPS ON US EVERYWHERE!"\\
'''Ray''': "CHRISTMAS IS RUINED!"
-->--- Creator/AchievementHunter's ''[[LetsPlay/AchievementHunterGrandTheftAutoSeries Let's Play Grand Theft Auto V]]'', "(Geoff's) Heist"

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->'''Rochelle''': So ->A youth who can't hit a cathedral at thirty yards with a [[GatlingGood Gatling gun]] in three quarters of an hour, can take up an old empty musket and bag his grandmother every time, at a hundred. Think what do you think is going to kill us? Gators, snakes, bugs, or mud people?
->'''Nick''': You're forgetting
Waterloo would have been if one thing -- from of the way we're shooting? Each other.
-->--''VideoGame/Left4Dead2''

->Might I suggest engaging the safety, so as
armies had been boys armed with old muskets supposed not to kill any more troops?
-->--'''Lawrence''', ''VideoGame/RatchetAndClankACrackInTime''

->Josh... I'm impressed you did this, you're amazing for just making this trip. But ''you don't know what you're doing with that thing''. And I think there's a one percent chance you're going to actually need
be loaded, and the guns and a ninety-nine percent chance that a stray cat is going to jump out other army had been composed of the shadows and you're going to shoot each other. And me.
-->--'''Amy Sullivan''', ''[[ThisBookIsFullOfSpidersSeriouslyDude This Book Is Full Of Spiders]]''

->'''Humbert:''' A gun. You should be careful of those things.
->'''Charlotte:''' It's not loaded.
->'''Humbert:''' That's what they all say: "I didn't know it was loaded."
-->--- ''Creator/StanleyKubrick's'' ''Literature/{{Lolita}}''

->'''Geoff''': "What's going on?!"\\
'''Michael''': "Bravo One and Bravo Two are down, we have lost Team Bravo! Something happened to Bravo One, and he, and he must've jumped in front of me, and it definitely was [[NeverMyFault not my fault!]]"\\
[...]\\
'''Ray''': "YOU SHOT HIM RIGHT IN THE FACE! He has a Hawaiian shirt on!"\\
'''Michael''': "IT WAS A DARK ALLEY!"\\
'''Ray''': "AND AN ELF HAT!"\\
'''Michael''': "THERE ARE COPS ON US EVERYWHERE!"\\
'''Ray''': "CHRISTMAS IS RUINED!"
-->--- Creator/AchievementHunter's ''[[LetsPlay/AchievementHunterGrandTheftAutoSeries Let's Play Grand Theft Auto V]]'', "(Geoff's) Heist"
their female relations.
-->-- '''Creator/MarkTwain'''
25th Jun '14 2:18:57 PM RisefromYourGrave
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-->-- '''MarkTwain'''

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-->-- '''MarkTwain'''
'''Creator/MarkTwain'''



-->-- ''TheSimpsons''

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-->-- ''TheSimpsons''
''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''



-->--'''Lawrence''', ''RatchetAndClankACrackInTime''

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-->--'''Lawrence''', ''RatchetAndClankACrackInTime''
''VideoGame/RatchetAndClankACrackInTime''



-->--- ''LetsPlay/AchievementHunterGrandTheftAutoSeries'' "(Geoff's) Heist"

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-->--- ''LetsPlay/AchievementHunterGrandTheftAutoSeries'' Creator/AchievementHunter's ''[[LetsPlay/AchievementHunterGrandTheftAutoSeries Let's Play Grand Theft Auto V]]'', "(Geoff's) Heist"
14th Jun '14 9:55:57 AM MagiMecha
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->'''Geoff''': "What's going on?!"\\
'''Michael''': "Bravo One and Bravo Two are down, we have lost Team Bravo! Something happened to Bravo One, and he, and he must've jumped in front of me, and it definitely was [[NeverMyFault not my fault!]]"\\
[...]\\
'''Ray''': "YOU SHOT HIM RIGHT IN THE FACE! He has a Hawaiian shirt on!"\\
'''Michael''': "IT WAS A DARK ALLEY!"\\
'''Ray''': "AND AN ELF HAT!"\\
'''Michael''': "THERE ARE COPS ON US EVERYWHERE!"\\
'''Ray''': "CHRISTMAS IS RUINED!"
-->--- ''LetsPlay/AchievementHunterGrandTheftAutoSeries'' "(Geoff's) Heist"
21st Apr '14 8:38:08 PM KamenRiderOokalf
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-->--- ''Creator/StanleyKubrick's'' ''{{Lolita}}''

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-->--- ''Creator/StanleyKubrick's'' ''{{Lolita}}''''Literature/{{Lolita}}''
6th Dec '13 4:23:20 AM Odon
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->'''Humbert:''' A gun. You should be careful of those things.
->'''Charlotte:''' It's not loaded.
->'''Humbert:''' That's what they all say: "I didn't know it was loaded."
-->--- ''Creator/StanleyKubrick's'' ''{{Lolita}}''
4th May '13 7:57:19 AM Beedle
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-->--'''Amy Sullivan''', ''ThisBookIsFullOfSpidersSeriouslyDude''

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-->--'''Amy Sullivan''', ''ThisBookIsFullOfSpidersSeriouslyDude''''[[ThisBookIsFullOfSpidersSeriouslyDude This Book Is Full Of Spiders]]''
4th May '13 7:55:46 AM Beedle
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-->--'''Amy Sullivan''', ''ThisBookIsFullOfSpiders''

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-->--'''Amy Sullivan''', ''ThisBookIsFullOfSpiders''''ThisBookIsFullOfSpidersSeriouslyDude''
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