History Quotes / HumansThroughAlienEyes

"[[IWantMyMommy Creature appears to seek its maternal unit]]."

->You are such HIDEOUS creatures!
-->-- '''Cho'Gath''', ''VideoGame/LeagueOfLegends''

-->-- '''SelfDemonstrating/{{Sans}}''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nfx9R_-pdY0 If Undertale Was Realistic]]''

->You know, me brother's never seen a human before. [[Rule34 Aside from porn, of course.]] You guys do some weird shit.
-->--SelfDemonstrating/{{Sans}}, ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nfx9R_-pdY0 If Undertale Was Realistic]]''

->[[HumansThroughAlienEyes Humans were a bad enemy to fight]] -- which also made them a good enemy, for [[OurOrcsAreDifferent Orks]] made little distinction between the two concepts. No matter how many humans were killed, there were always more to take their place, shiploads of them brimming with vengeance. Humans were like a weed, like a disease, almost impossible to cleanse from a world. For a greenskin that made them something more than an enemy, for a fight against [[WorthyOpponent a favoured enemy]] [[BloodKnight was a joyous thing]]. Orks loved going to war with humans, because defeating the humans meant something.
-->-- ''TabletopGame/Warhammer40000''

->[[Series/MorkAndMindy Mork calling Orson! Come in, Orson!]]
--> -- '''[[Creator/RobinWilliams Mork From Ork]]''', [[OnceAnEpisode at the end of each episode]]

->'''[[EldritchAbomination Shitload]]''': This world is shit, yo. How do you people be gettin’ around in this, all in these bodies and shit? You act all scared that I’m gonna kill ya, when it’s the best thing I could do for you, yo. Deadworld, man, it’s alternating layers of rot and shit and shit like that.\\
'''Dave''': Deadworld? Is that where you’re from?\\
'''Shitload''': No, dude. That’s where ''you’re'' from. It’s where we are now. This place, it’s a horror show. If the guy next to you decides to knock you out of this world forever, he can do it with just a piece of metal or, hell, even his bare hand. Well, you know. Right?\\
'''Dave''': I’ve never killed anybody.\\
'''Shitload''': You blobs, you sit there, chillin’ in this room and I can smell the rot of dead animals soaking in the acid of your guts. You suck the life from the innocent creatures of this world just so you can clock another day. You’re machines that run on the terror and pain and mutilation of other lives. You’ll scrape the world clean of every green and living thing until starvation goes 1-8-7 on every one of your sorry asses, your desperation to put off death leadin’ to the ultimate death of everybody and everything. Dude, I can’t believe you ain’t all paralyzed by the pure, naked horror of this place.\\

-->-- ''JohnDiesAtTheEnd''

->After the situation surrounding Ragesh 3 was settled, to the satisfaction of all save the Narn, Mr. Garibaldi invited me to join him in doing his second favorite thing in the universe. In an effort to understand more about Earthers, I agreed. I found it quite puzzling, however. We watched something called "WesternAnimation/DuckDodgersInTheTwentyFourthAndAHalfCentury" - which, since by Earth reckoning it is only the 23½ century, I found confusing. Apparently, this is what was called a "cartoon show," and Mr. Garibaldi appeared to find it quite amusing. It appears to have been a source of entertainment on Earth two centuries ago. He also introduced me to an Earth food called "popcorn." Apparently, one eats popcorn while watching these sources of entertainment, although I have yet to understand the purpose of this ritual. Mr. Garibaldi attempted to explain the humor in this "cartoon" to me, but I must admit that I fail to understand it; although Commander Sinclair has mentioned that Mr. Garibaldi's sense of humor is somewhat unusual. Hopefully, with more study, I will be able to understand this aspect of Earth culture better.
-->-- Writers' Haven ''Series/BabylonFive'' fanfic, ''Delenn's Diary''

->You are such HIDEOUS creatures!
-->-- '''Cho'Gath''', ''VideoGame/LeagueOfLegends''

->Dr. ██████: Now, why did you kill those farmers?
->SCP-682: (No verbal communication)
->Dr. ██████: If you don't talk now, we will remove you from this attempt and place you back into-
->SCP-682: (Incomprehensible)
->Dr. ██████: Pardon? (Motions to move microphone closer)
->SCP-682: (Incomprehensible)
->Dr. ██████: Speak up. (To Personnel D-085) Move the mic up closer.
->SCP-682: …they were (Incomprehensible)…
->Dr. ██████: (To Personnel D-085) That microphone has only so much gain, move it closer to it!
->Personnel D-085: His throat's messed up man, look at it! He ain't talking- (''Gasps and screams'')
->SCP-682: (Appearing to assault D-085's body) …they were… disgusting…
->Dr. ██████: (Retreats from the room)
-->-- '''SCP-682''', ''The Wiki/SCPFoundation''

->"[[HumansThroughAlienEyes Poor creatures]]. Why must we destroy you? I'll tell you why. Order is the tide of creation. But yours is a species that worships...the one over the many. You ''glorify'' your intelligence... because it allows you to believe '''anything'''. That you have a destiny. That you have a right. That you have a cause. That you are [[HumansAreSpecial special]]. That you are [[HumanityIsSuperior great]]. But in truth, you are ''born'' '''[[HumanityIsInsane insane]]'''. And such ''misery''... cannot be allowed... to spread!"
-->-- ''[[Film/StarshipTroopers2HeroOfTheFederation Hero of the Federation]]''

'''alien:''' okay, i mean...that definitely sounds fake, but....okay.
-->--[[http://cooltrees.tumblr.com/post/114196721501/me-all-our-teeth-fall-out-as-children-and-then tumblr post by cooltrees]]

->"They’re horrible, mistress. As soft and pale as larvae, but reared up and stretched out. All of them have articulated feelers ending in fleshy pedipalps, but some have stingers as well. Their antennae frills lie listless, or else chopped short in some sort of ritual scarification. They cover themselves in folds of discarded webbing, and communicate solely through wet hoots and whistles. All attempts by our scouts to establish normal communications have been met with fear and violence."\\
"They’ve already breached the tunnels, my queen. They appear almost blind, yet their fumblings are drawing them ever closer to the birthing chambers. Shall the legion advance?"
-->--Soldier of the Forever Queen of Nchak, translated report of first humanoid contact, ''TabletopGame/{{Pathfinder}}''

->For two hundred and fifty years the kzinti had not attacked human space. They had nothing to attack with. For two hundred and fifty years men had not attacked the kzinti worlds; and no kzin could understand it. Men confused them terribly.
-->--Larry Niven, ''Literature/{{Ringworld}}''

->[[HumansThroughAlienEyes Humans were a bad enemy to fight]] - which also made them a good enemy, for [[OurOrcsAreDifferent Orks]] made little distinction between the two concepts. No matter how many humans were killed, there were always more to take their place, shiploads of them brimming with vengeance. Humans were like a weed, like a disease, almost impossible to cleanse from a world. For a greenskin that made them something more than an enemy, for a fight against [[WorthyOpponent a favoured enemy]] [[BloodKnight was a joyous thing]]. Orks loved going to war with humans, because defeating the humans meant something.
-->-- ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}''

->[[Series/MorkAndMindy Mork calling Orson! Come in, Orson!!]]

'''alien:''' okay, i mean…that definitely sounds fake, but….okay.

-->-- '''SCP-682''', ''The SCPFoundation''

-->-- '''Cho'Gath''', ''LeagueOfLegends''

-->-- Writers' Haven ''{{Babylon 5}}'' fanfic, ''Delenn's Diary''

->[[MorkAndMindy Mork calling Orson! Come in, Orson!!]]

--> -- '''[[RobinWilliams Mork From Ork]]''', [[OnceAnEpisode at the end of each episode]]

->"[[MorkAndMindy Mork calling Orson! Come in, Orson!!]]"

->"Sometimes we think we want to know what our dogs think. We don't, not really. Someone who watches us with unclouded eyes and sees us for who we really are is more frightening than a man with a gun."

->'''[[EldritchAbomination Shitload]]''':This world is shit, yo. How do you people be gettin’ around in this, all in these bodies and shit? You act all scared that I’m gonna kill ya, when it’s the best thing I could do for you, yo. Deadworld, man, it’s alternating layers of rot and shit and shit like that.\\

->After the situation surrounding Ragesh 3 was settled, to the satisfaction of all save the Narn, Mr. Garibaldi invited me to join him in doing his second favorite thing in the universe. In an effort to understand more about Earthers, I agreed. I found it quite puzzling, however. We watched something called 'Duck Dodgers in the 24-1/2 Century'--which, since by Earth reckoning it is only the 23-1/2 century, I found confusing.Apparently, this is what was called a 'cartoon show', and Mr. Garibaldi appeared to find it quite amusing. It appears to have been a source of entertainment on Earth 2 centuries ago. He also introduced me to an Earth food called 'popcorn'. Apparently, one eats popcorn while watching these sources of entertainment, although I have yet to understand the purpose of this ritual. Mr. Garibaldi attempted to explain the humor in this 'cartoon' to me, but I must admit that I fail to understand it; although Commander Sinclair has mentioned that Mr. Garibaldi's sense of humor is somewhat unusual. Hopefully, with more study, I will be able to understand this aspect of Earth culture better.
-->--Writers Haven: B5 Fanfic: ''Delenn's Diary''

->'''''"You are such HIDEOUS creatures!"'''''
-->--'''Cho'Gath''', ''LeagueOfLegends''

-->After the situation surrounding Ragesh 3 was settled, to the satisfaction of all save the Narn, Mr. Garibaldi invited me to join him in doing his second favorite thing in the universe. In an effort to understand more about Earthers, I agreed. I found it quite puzzling, however. We watched something called 'Duck Dodgers in the 24-1/2 Century'--which, since by Earth reckoning it is only the 23-1/2 century, I found confusing.Apparently, this is what was called a 'cartoon show', and Mr. Garibaldi appeared to find it quite amusing. It appears to have been a source of entertainment on Earth 2 centuries ago. He also introduced me to an Earth food called 'popcorn'. Apparently, one eats popcorn while watching these sources of entertainment, although I have yet to understand the purpose of this ritual. Mr. Garibaldi attempted to explain the humor in this 'cartoon' to me, but I must admit that I fail to understand it; although Commander Sinclair has mentioned that Mr. Garibaldi's sense of humor is somewhat unusual. Hopefully, with more study, I will be able to understand this aspect of Earth culture better.

-->'''''"You are such HIDEOUS creatures!"'''''

-->--Writers Haven: B5 Fanfic: ''Delenn's Diary''

-->Writers Haven: B5 Fanfic: ''Delenn's Diary''

->'''"[[MorkAndMindy Mork calling Orson! Come in, Orson!!]]"

-->-- ''[[{{ptitleodquxdxo}} They're Made of Meat]]'', Terry Bisson

->"Sometimes we think we want to know what our dogs think. We don't, not really. Someone who watches us with unclouded eyes and sees us for who we really are is more frightening than a man with a gun."
-->-- ''The Evolution of Trickster Stories Among the Dogs of North Park After the Change'', Kij Johnson

-->-- ''[[{{ptitleodquxdxo}} They're Made of Meat]]'', Terry Bisson

-->-- ''They're Made of Meat'', Terry Bisson

"Yes, thinking meat! Conscious meat! Loving meat. Dreaming meat. The meat is the whole deal! Are you getting the picture?"\\

--> --''They're Made of Meat'', Terry Bisson

-->--''They're Made of Meat'', Terry Bisson

-->-- ''The Evolution of Trickster Stories Among the Dogs of North Park After the Change'', Kij Johnson

->'''Shitload''':This world is shit, yo. How do you people be gettin’ around in this, all in these bodies and shit? You act all scared that I’m gonna kill ya, when it’s the best thing I could do for you, yo. Deadworld, man, it’s alternating layers of rot and shit and shit like that.\\

'''Shitload''': You blobs, you sit there, chillin’ in this room and I can smell the rot of dead animals soaking in the acid of your guts. You suck the life from the innocent creatures of this world just so you can clock another day. You’re machines that run on the terror and pain and mutilation of other lives. You’ll scrape the world clean of every green and living thing until starvation goes 1-8-7 on every one of your sorry asses, your desperation to put off death leadin’ to the ultimate death of everybody and everything. Dude, I can’t believe you ain’t all paralyzed by the pure, naked horror of this place.

-->-- ''JohnDiesAtTheEnd''