History Quotes / HerCodeNameWasMarySue

without him, the mission would go astray!\\\

he's handsome, trim, and no one's slimmer,\\
he will never need a Zimmer!\\\

and if you play your cards right,\\
he just might come 'round, for din-ner!''

-->-- '''Series/RedDwarf''', "The Rimmer Munchkin Song"

->''"In premise and execution, Studio 60 was a work of unbearable, overweening arrogance. It began with making the lead character of Matt Albie both a clear [[Creator/AaronSorkin Sorkin]] surrogate and a writer so ridiculously romanticized even Creator/MNightShyamalan might say, “Get over yourself, dude. You’re a fucking writer, not Jesus’ younger brother, the one God really likes.” Albie isn’t just a principled, gifted writer; he’s a man who gets out of bed every morning aching to making a stand. He’s admired by men and irresistible to women who run the gamut from a Maureen Dowd surrogate played by Christine Lahti to the high-end skanks of the Rockettes. Even with a head full of bad chemicals and a belly full of pills, he’s able to single-handedly write a peerless work of transcendent social and political satire everyone in the known universe will be talking about around the water cooler Monday morning. Writing 90 minutes of new comedy every week is a Herculean endeavor for even the most gifted writing staff; now imagine 90 minutes of brilliant comedy emerging anew weekly from the mind of but a single man! On pills, even! And with the kind of problems you would not believe! [[SarcasmMode As I write this]], I realize that that this is not a man I’m writing about. This is a God. Oh sure, this man-God has an ego. Wouldn’t you?"''
-->-- ''[[http://www.avclub.com/article/case-file-1-istudio-60-on-the-sunset-stripi-63985 My World of Flops]]'', ''Series/Studio60OnTheSunsetStrip''

-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick''' on ''Disney/{{Pocahontas}}''

-->--'''The Cheat (as Strong Bad)''', ''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner'' [[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail87.html Sbemail #87: mile]]

-> '''Bartrand:''' (After Varric kills three soldiers to reveal him cowering behind them) Oh Varric! Please forgive me, my brother! I was just jealous of you! [[SiblingRivalry How could I ever compete with you for Mother's love?]] (His voice changes to Varric's and the camera pans up to reveal the dwarf recounting his brother's "words") [[WishFulfillment You're strong and handsome and so very smart!]] \\

-->--''VideoGame/DragonAgeII''

->"Man, that John Smith is awesome. It's like the historical John Smith wrote the screenplay."
-->'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick''' on ''Disney/{{Pocahontas}}''

->A kind of glamour, you can lend yourself\\

You'll remember how good in tasted\\
Inside the ruling classes...

->'''Steven''':And then Willaim Dewey [[DeusExMachina grows into a fifty-foot giant and carries the boat safety to shore]]. The crew thinks he's so good at being captain, that they elected him to be the first mayor of Beach City. The End. [...]\\
'''Jamie''': William Dewey is a very uh... good character, but maybe we can bring out another side of William Dewey, see his struggles?\\
'''Mayor Bill Dewey''': The great William Dewey didn't struggle! He was good at everything on the first try, just like me when I wrote this play!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse'', ''[[Recap/StevenUniverseS2E17HistoricalFriction Historical Friction]]''

'''Yang:''' (''scoffs'') No wonder. Red Riding Hood's a total Mary Sue character!\\
'''Ruby:''' (''gasps'') [[BigWhat WHAT?!]]\\
'''Yang:''' (''mockingly'') "Loved by many and known for her hood"? (''normal'') You totally based her off yourself.
-->--''WebAnimation/RWBYChibi'', Episode 12

->In premise and execution, Studio 60 was a work of unbearable, overweening arrogance. It began with making the lead character of Matt Albie both a clear [[Creator/AaronSorkin Sorkin]] surrogate and a writer so ridiculously romanticized even Creator/MNightShyamalan might say, “Get over yourself, dude. You’re a fucking writer, not Jesus’ younger brother, the one God really likes.” Albie isn’t just a principled, gifted writer; he’s a man who gets out of bed every morning aching to making a stand. He’s admired by men and irresistible to women who run the gamut from a Maureen Dowd surrogate played by Christine Lahti to the high-end skanks of the Rockettes. Even with a head full of bad chemicals and a belly full of pills, he’s able to single-handedly write a peerless work of transcendent social and political satire everyone in the known universe will be talking about around the water cooler Monday morning. Writing 90 minutes of new comedy every week is a Herculean endeavor for even the most gifted writing staff; now imagine 90 minutes of brilliant comedy emerging anew weekly from the mind of but a single man! On pills, even! And with the kind of problems you would not believe! [[SarcasmMode As I write this]], I realize that that this is not a man I’m writing about. This is a God. Oh sure, this man-God has an ego. Wouldn’t you?
-->--''[[http://www.avclub.com/article/case-file-1-istudio-60-on-the-sunset-stripi-63985 My World of Flops]]'', ''Series/Studio60OnTheSunsetStrip''

He's never been mistaken for Yul Brynner,\\

->''When you're in trouble, he will save the day,\\

->In premise and execution, Studio 60 was a work of unbearable, overweening arrogance. It began with making the lead character of Matt Albie both a clear [[Creator/AaronSorkin Sorkin]] surrogate and a writer so ridiculously romanticized even Creator/MNightShyamalan might say, “Get over yourself, dude. You’re a fucking writer, not Jesus’ younger brother, the one God really likes.” Albie isn’t just a principled, gifted writer; he’s a man who gets out of bed every morning aching to making a stand. He’s admired by men and irresistible to women who run the gamut from a Maureen Dowd surrogate played by Christine Lahti to the high-end skanks of the Rockettes. Even with a head full of bad chemicals and a belly full of pills, he’s able to single-handedly write a peerless work of transcendent social and political satire everyone in the known universe will be talking about around the water cooler Monday morning. Writing 90 minutes of new comedy every week is a Herculean endeavor for even the most gifted writing staff; now imagine 90 minutes of brilliant comedy emerging anew weekly from the mind of but a single man! On pills, even! And with the kind of problems you would not believe! [[SacasmMode As I write this]], I realize that that this is not a man I’m writing about. This is a God. Oh sure, this man-God has an ego. Wouldn’t you?

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he just might\\
come 'round, for din-ner!''

->When you're in trouble, he will save the day,\\

without him, the mission would go astray!\\

he will never need a Zimmer!\\
He's master of the wit, and the repartee\\

How come he's such a genius? Don't ask me!\\

he just might \\
drop in one day, for din-ner!
-->-- '''Series/RedDwarf''', "Blue"

-->'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick''' on ''{{Pocahontas}}''

Like dark sunglasses\\

-->-- "Dark Sunglasses", Chrissie Hynde & Bjorn Yttling

-> '''Bartrand:''' (After Varric kills three soldiers to reveal him cowering behind them) Oh Varric! Please forgive me, my brother! I was just jealous of you! [[SiblingRivalry How could I ever compete with you for Mother's love?]] (His voice changes to Varric's and the camera pans up to reveal the dwarf recounting his brother's "words") [[WishFulfillment You're strong and handsome and so very smart!]]
-> '''Varric:''' What?
-> '''Cassandra:''' [[FramingDevice Why lie about this now? What have you to gain?]]
-> '''Varric:''' What do you want from me? I broke in, found my brother and it was awkward! Family business!
-->''VideoGame/DragonAgeII''

-->When you're in trouble, he will save the day,\\

-->"Man, that John Smith is awesome. It's like the historical John Smith wrote the screenplay."

-->-- '''RedDwarf''', "Blue"

-->'''WebOriginal/TheNostalgiaChick''' on ''{{Pocahontas}}''

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-->''DragonAge2''

-->'''TheNostalgiaChick''' on ''{{Pocahontas}}''

-> '''Cassandra:''' Why lie about this now? What have you to gain?

-> '''[[FramingDevice Cassandra:''' Why lie about this now? What have you to gain?]]

-->-- '''RedDwarf''', "Blue"