He's brave and he's fearless, come what may;
without him, the mission would go astray!
He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer!
Without him, life would be much grimmer;
he's handsome, trim, and no one's slimmer,
he will never need a Zimmer!
He's master of the wit, and the repartee
His command of space directives is un-cann-y,
How come he's such a genius? Don't ask me!
Ask Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer!
He's also a fantastic swimmer;
and if you play your cards right,
he just might
drop in one day, for din-ner!
Cassandra: Why lie about this now? What have you to gain?
Varric: What do you want from me? I broke in, found my brother and it was awkward! Family business!
Like dark sunglasses
You'll remember how good in tasted
Inside the ruling classes...