History Quotes / HalfLifeFullLifeConsequences

->''[[StupidStatementDanceMix John-jo-john-jo-jo-john-jo-john Freeman\\

Aliens and monsters were attacking his place]]''

->''The contrysides were nice and the plants were singing and the birds and the sun was almost down from the top of the sky.\\
[[IronicEcho Ravenholdm was nothing like the countrysides there was no birds singing and]] [[RougeAnglesOfSatin the pants]] [[MemeticMutation were dead]] [[IronicEcho and teh dirt was messy and bloody from headcrabs]].''

-->--'''Someon's writing on road sign'''

-->'''John Freeman:''' I cant give you my lisense officer
-->'''Headcrab Oficer:''' Why not?
-->'''John Freeman:''' Because you are headcrab zombie

-->'''John Freeman:''' Zombie goasts leave this place
-->'''Zombie Goast:''' but this is our house

-->''its a good day to do what has to be done by me and help my brother to defeat the enemys''

->''Dear John Freeman, How are you? I Miss you at home come home safe and soon with Gordon Freeman for thanksgiving diner. Love mom."''

-> ''I have to kill fast and BULLETS TOO SLOW''

[[IronicEcho Ravenholdm was nothing like the countrysides there was no birds singing and]] [[RougeAnglesOfSatin the pants were dead]] [[IronicEcho and teh dirt was messy and bloody from headcrabs]].''

-->''John Freeman who was Gordon Freemans brother was one day in an office typing [[CaptainObvious on a computer]]. He got an email from his brother that said that aliens and monsters were attacking his place and aksed him for help so he went.''

-->''its time for me to live up to my family name and face [[TitleDrop full life consequences]]''

-->''The contrysides were nice and the plants were singing and the birds and the sun was almost down from the top of the sky.\\

-->''u shudnt come here''

-->''[[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Gordon Freeman is now these hands]]... i must kill the next boss and live up to full-life consequences!''

-->''Dear John Freeman, How are you? I Miss you at home come home safe and soon with Gordon Freeman for thanksgiving diner. Love mom."''

-->''[[DramaBomb In the future the world was dark and scarry. One day Combines came and noone knew why.]] [[NarmCharm Combines were robot things that werent robots with ugly faces and sometimes glowing eyes and slaved people in the city and made them angry and sad.]]''

-->'''[[BasementDweller Henry Freeman]]:''' mom why are Combines here
-->'''Mom:''' Henry Freeman Combines are from [[ScienceIsBad science]] and outter space and [[AliensAreBastards hate humens]].
-->'''Henry Freeman:''' mom why are they beating up that girl!
-->'''Mom:''' [[FantasticRacism Because she is humen Henry Freeman]], [[ForTheEvulz and they are evil Combines]]
-->'''Henry Freeman:''' Hey you Combines stop beating her up you evil guys!
-->'''Combines:''' Shut up kid or you will pay!
-->'''Mom:''' Combines dont aim your lazers!
-->''[[UnsoundEffect Henry Freeman's mom is shot]]''
-->'''Combines:''' [[BloodyHilarious Ha ha stupid humen girl with no head]]
-->'''Henry Freeman:''' mom you were beautiful soul and Combines will pay.
-->'''Mom:''' Henry Freeman no get out of here fast as you can...

-->''Combines it is time to do what has to be done and live up to my family name''

-->''[[IncomingHam Combines leave my son alone]]''

--> ''Son take people and leave the city its time I have to kill the enemys and make evil go away from here forrest of time!''

-->''John Freeman let go Gordon Freeman and went up back on his feet and loked his head around and saw trees and aminals and humens then looked at glowy tower and knew what has to be done.''

--> ''I have to kill fast and BULLETS TOO SLOW''

-->Combines saw this and said, "'''''[[SuddenlyShouting STOP THE HUMENS.]]'''''"

-->''John Freeman Saver of Humens''

-->''[[StupidStatementDanceMix John-jo-john-jo-jo-john-jo-john Freeman\\

-->'''Mom:''' Because she is humen Henry Freeman, and they are evil Combines

--> ''Son take people and leave the city its time I have to kill the enemys and
make evil go away from here forrest of time!''

-->''John Freeman Saver of Humens''
-->--'''Statue dedicated to John Freeman'''

-->''LOOK OUT BRO!''

-->''[[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Gordon Freeman]] is now these hands... i must kill the next boss and live up to full-life consequences!''

-->''Gordon Freeman is now these hands... i must kill the next boss and live up to full-life consequences!''

-->--Opening lines to ''Half-Life: Full-life Consequences''

-->''[[DramaBomb In the future the world was dark and scarry. One day Combines came and noone knew why.]] [[NarmCharm Combines were robot things that werent robots with ugly faces and sometimes glowing eyes and slaved people in the city and made them angry and sad.]]''
-->--Opening lines to ''Half-Life: Hero Beggining''

-->''John Freeman Saver of Humens''
-->--'''Statue dedicated to John Freeman''', ''Half-Life: Full-life Consequences: Free Man''

-->''[[StupidStatementDanceMix John-jo-john-jo-jo-john-jo-john Freeman\\
John-jo-john-jo-jo-john-jo-john Freeman\\
He got an email from his brother that said\\
Aliens and monsters were attacking his place]]''
-->--'''Furries in a Blender''', "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCuLpdg9aIk John Freeman]]"

-->--'''John Freeman''', ''Half-Life: Full-life Consequences''

-->--'''John Freeman''', ''Half-Life: Full-life Consequences 2: What Has Tobe Done''

-->''Dear John Freeman, How are you? I Miss you at home come home safe and soon with Gordon Freeman for thanksgiving diner. Love mom."''
-->--''Half Life, Full Life Consequences 2: What Has Tobe Done.''

-->''its a good day to do what has to be done by me and help my brother to defeat the enemys''
-->--'''John Freeman''', ''Half-Life: Full-life Consequences''

-->--'''Henry Freeman''', ''Half-Life: Hero Beggining''

-->--''Half-Life Full-life Consequences: Free Man''

-->'''John Freeman:''' I cant give you my lisense officer
-->'''Headcrab Oficer:''' Why not?
-->'''John Freeman:''' Because you are headcrab zombie
%%Oficer is as spelt in the fanfic
-->--''Half-Life: Full-life Consequences''

-->'''John Freeman:''' Zombie goasts leave this place
-->'''Zombie Goast:''' but this is our house
-->--''Half-Life: Full-life Consequences''

-->''The contrysides were nice and the plants were singing and the birds and the sun was almost down from the top of the sky.\\
[[IronicEcho Ravenholdm was nothing like the countrysides there was no birds singing and]] [[RougeAnglesOfSatin the pants were dead]] [[IronicEcho and teh dirt was messy and bloody from headcrabs]].''
-->--''Half-Life: Full-life Consequences''

-->''u shudnt come here''
-->--'''Someon's writing on road sign''', ''Half-Life: Full-life Consequences''
%%Again, as spelt.

-->''[[IncomingHam Combines leave my son alone]]''
-->--'''John Freeman''', ''Half-Life: Hero Beggining''

-->'''[[BasementDweller Henry Freeman]]:''' mom why are Combines here
-->'''Mom:''' Henry Freeman Combines are from [[ScienceIsBad science]] and outter space and [[AliensAreBastards hate humens]].
-->'''Henry Freeman:''' mom why are they beating up that girl!
-->'''Mom:''' Because she is humen Henry Freeman, and they are evil Combines
-->'''Henry Freeman:''' Hey you Combines stop beating her up you evil guys!
-->'''Combines:''' Shut up kid or you will pay!
-->'''Mom:''' Combines dont aim your lazers!
-->''[[UnsoundEffect Henry Freeman's mom is shot]]''
-->'''Combines:''' [[BloodyHilarious Ha ha stupid humen girl with no head]]
-->'''Henry Freeman:''' mom you were beautiful soul and Combines will pay.
-->'''Mom:''' Henry Freeman no get out of here fast as you can...
-->--''Half-Life: Hero Beggining''

-->''LOOK OUT BRO!''
-->--'''John Freeman''', ''Half-Life: Full-life Consequences''

-->--'''John Freeman''', ''Half-Life: Free Man''

-->''John Freeman who was Gordon Freemans brother was one day in an office typing on a computer. He got an email from his brother that said that aliens and monsters were attacking his place and aksed him for help so he went.''

[[IronicEcho Ravenholdm was nothing like the countrysides there was no birds singing and the pants were dead and teh dirt was messy and bloody from headcrabs]].''

-->'''Henry Freeman:''' mom why are Combines here
-->'''Mom:''' Henry Freeman Combines are from science and outter space and hate humens.

-->''Henry Freeman's mom is shot''
-->'''Combines:''' Ha ha stupid humen girl with no head

-->''0_0 I have not been so entertained by a story in YEARS! I praise you and every word in this. Way to go buddy! *thunbs up*''
-->--'''"ICTOAN"''', first review of ''Half-Life: Full-life Consequences''

->''Dear John Freeman, How are you? I Miss you at home come home safe and soon with Gordon Freeman for thanksgiving diner. Love mom."''
-->Half Life, Full Life Consequences 2: What has tobe done.

-->--'''John Freeman''', ''Half-Life: Full-life Consequences