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'''Schlock:''' ''HAZMAT!!''

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'''Schlock:''' ''HAZMAT!!''''HAZMAT!''
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'''Legs:''' [[IntoxicationEnsues Frankly, my dear, it's full of stars...]]\\

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'''Legs:''' [[IntoxicationEnsues (suddenly tipsy)]] [[Film/GoneWithTheWind Frankly, my dear, dear,]] [[Film/TwoThousandOneASpaceOdyssey it's full of stars...]]\\



'''Legs:''' I see dead people!\\

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'''Legs:''' [[Film/TheSixthSense I see dead people!\\people!]]\\
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'''Schlock:''' Yeah, I guess you could look at it that-- '''*BUUUURP*'''\\

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'''Schlock:''' Yeah, I guess you could look at it that-- '''*BUUUURP*'''\\'''*BURRRP*'''\\
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'''Legs:''' [[IntoxicationEnsues Frankly, my dear, it's full of stars!]]\\
'''Schlock:''' Medic!\\

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'''Legs:''' [[IntoxicationEnsues Frankly, my dear, it's full of stars!]]\\
stars...]]\\
'''Schlock:''' Medic!\\MEDIC!\\



'''Schlock:''' HAZMAT!!

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'''Schlock:''' HAZMAT!!''HAZMAT!!''
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->''He unscrews the bottle filled with ebony and a sulfuric fragrance and chugged a pint down, quite a number of droplets spilt messily on the counter.\\
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->''He ->He unscrews the bottle filled with ebony and a sulfuric fragrance and chugged a pint down, quite a number of droplets spilt messily on the counter.\\
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He then looked to the Chemist and declined through an awkward tone of linguistics, "No thanks; I'd rather not be blind and pissing purple for the next few weeks."''

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He then looked to the Chemist and declined through an awkward tone of linguistics, "No thanks; I'd rather not be blind and pissing purple for the next few weeks."''"



->''"I pick up the martini glass and sip it slowly. The cocktail, made by some insane bartender on the homeworld, is damned good but like its name says it hits like a hammer."''

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->''"I ->I pick up the martini glass and sip it slowly. The cocktail, made by some insane bartender on the homeworld, is damned good but like its name says it hits like a hammer."''




->'''Fyodor:''' What are these beverages made of?\\
'''Leman Russ:''' This is my attempt at remaking the good ol' recipe for Fenresian Ale by combining [[PsychoSerum Bylestim]] and the distilled liver-juices of a [[BigRedDevil Bloodthirster]]!\\
'''Fyodor:''' ...Are you telling us to literally drink liquid chaos?\\
'''Leman Russ:''' [[BluntYes YES]] YA BLEEDIN' SOUPHEAD, DRINK THE [[{{Smurfing}} WOLFIN']] CHAOS!
-->-- ''WebAnimation/IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDevice''



->'''Marshal Zhukov:''' Ugh! Christ! Where'd you get that from? Polish flamethrower?
-->-- ''Film/TheDeathOfStalin''

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->'''Marshal Zhukov:''' Ugh! ->''"Ugh! Christ! Where'd you get that from? Polish flamethrower?
flamethrower?"''
-->-- '''Marshal Zhukov''', ''Film/TheDeathOfStalin''



-->-- [[NoNameGiven Jaques McKewon impersonator]], ''Literature/WillSaveTheGalaxyForFood''

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-->-- [[NoNameGiven '''[[NoNameGiven Jaques McKewon impersonator]], impersonator]]''', ''Literature/WillSaveTheGalaxyForFood''



->''Likely dropped to avoid seizure by authorities, or because of seizure due to drinking it. Garbolg only brewed from 8:74 to 8:92 Blessed, killed when the vapors in his beard spontaneously combusted.''

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->''Likely ->Likely dropped to avoid seizure by authorities, or because of seizure due to drinking it. Garbolg only brewed from 8:74 to 8:92 Blessed, killed when the vapors in his beard spontaneously combusted.''



->''This battlefield spirit maintains a chill even in direct sunlight, which it appears to absorb. Optimal serving is by the drop. Contact with exposed flesh is discouraged, but likely inevitable.''

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->''This ->This battlefield spirit maintains a chill even in direct sunlight, which it appears to absorb. Optimal serving is by the drop. Contact with exposed flesh is discouraged, but likely inevitable.''



->''Fine spirits infused with a bit of refined lyrium. Potentially fatal if ingested in quantity.''

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->''Fine ->Fine spirits infused with a bit of refined lyrium. Potentially fatal if ingested in quantity.''



->''Not so much filtered as dredged. Should be kept in a cold, dark place. Also locked. Forgotten as well, if one is wise.''

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->''Not ->Not so much filtered as dredged. Should be kept in a cold, dark place. Also locked. Forgotten as well, if one is wise.''



->''Perhaps local to a handful of Grey Wardens companies, these spirits reflect a custom—or legend—born of utility. Allowed to seize goods to aid their cause, Wardens combine half-full bottles to save space while traveling. Never fully emptied or—as with a kettle—cleaned, each eventually takes on a base flavor as unique as the Warden carrying it. "What do we care? Nothing burns like the first cup." Could be fact, could be tribute. It does seem as though the bottles range farther than the namesake Warden could.''

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->''Perhaps ->Perhaps local to a handful of Grey Wardens companies, these spirits reflect a custom—or legend—born of utility. Allowed to seize goods to aid their cause, Wardens combine half-full bottles to save space while traveling. Never fully emptied or—as with a kettle—cleaned, each eventually takes on a base flavor as unique as the Warden carrying it. "What do we care? Nothing burns like the first cup." Could be fact, could be tribute. It does seem as though the bottles range farther than the namesake Warden could.''



-->--'''Shore Leave in [[WretchedHive the Chelonate]]''', ''VideoGame/SunlessSea''

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-->--'''Shore -->-- '''Shore Leave in [[WretchedHive the Chelonate]]''', ''VideoGame/SunlessSea''



->'''Sara''': It's Spirytus. Liquor from North Ambria. Said to be the strongest drink in the world. Guess it's harder to get much stronger than 96 percent, though, huh?\\
'''Rean''': If I'd taken a normal sip of this, I'd already be on the floor... But the stinging on my tongue is turning a little sweet...

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->'''Sara''': ->'''Sara:''' It's Spirytus. Liquor from North Ambria. Said to be the strongest drink in the world. Guess it's harder to get much stronger than 96 percent, though, huh?\\
'''Rean''': '''Rean:''' If I'd taken a normal sip of this, I'd already be on the floor... But the stinging on my tongue is turning a little sweet...



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->'''Fyodor:''' What are these beverages made of?\\
'''Leman Russ:''' This is my attempt at remaking the good ol' recipe for Fenresian Ale by combining [[PsychoSerum Bylestim]] and the distilled liver-juices of a [[BigRedDevil Bloodthirster]]!\\
'''Fyodor:''' ...Are you telling us to literally drink liquid chaos?\\
'''Leman Russ:''' [[BluntYes YES]] YA BLEEDIN' SOUPHEAD, DRINK THE [[{{Smurfing}} WOLFIN']] CHAOS!
-->-- ''WebAnimation/IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDevice''
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->''"Flaming" this, "blend and brew" that, whatever happened to the manly drinks? The kind that made you go blind, puke 'till you dropped, and wake up three days later married to the daughter of some overprotective father who'd pay you to get it annulled?''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Duckman}}'': ''Celler Beware''

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->''"Flaming" ->''"'Flaming' this, "blend 'blend and brew" brew' that, whatever happened to the manly drinks? The kind that made you go blind, puke 'till you dropped, and wake up three days later married to the daughter of some overprotective father who'd pay you to get it annulled?''
annulled?"''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Duckman}}'': ''Celler Beware'''''Duckman''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Duckman}}'', "Cellar Beware"
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-->-- ''Film/TheDeathOfStalin''

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-->-- ''VideoGame/MassEffectAndromeda'',

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-->-- ''VideoGame/MassEffectAndromeda'',
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->''The effect of drinking a [[TropeNamer Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster]] is something akin to having one's brain smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.''
-->-- '''Official Guide entry''', ''Radio/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy1978''

->''Likely dropped to avoid seizure by authorities, or because of seizure due to drinking it. Garbolg only brewed from 8:74 to 8:92 Blessed, killed when the vapors in his beard spontaneously combusted.''
-->-- Description of "Garbolg's Backcountry Reserve", ''VideoGame/DragonAgeOrigins''

->''This battlefield spirit maintains a chill even in direct sunlight, which it appears to absorb. Optimal serving is by the drop. Contact with exposed flesh is discouraged, but likely inevitable.''
-->-- Description of "Golden Scythe 4:90 Black," ''VideoGame/DragonAgeOrigins''

->''Fine spirits infused with a bit of refined lyrium. Potentially fatal if ingested in quantity.''
-->-- Description of "Aqua Magus", ''VideoGame/DragonAgeOriginsAwakening''

->''Not so much filtered as dredged. Should be kept in a cold, dark place. Also locked. Forgotten as well, if one is wise. ''
-->-- Description of "Abyssal Peach", ''VideoGame/DragonAgeInquisition''

->''Perhaps local to a handful of Grey Wardens companies, these spirits reflect a custom—or legend—born of utility. Allowed to seize goods to aid their cause, Wardens combine half-full bottles to save space while traveling. Never fully emptied or—as with a kettle—cleaned, each eventually takes on a base flavor as unique as the Warden carrying it. "What do we care? Nothing burns like the first cup." Could be fact, could be tribute. It does seem as though the bottles range farther than the namesake Warden could.''
-->-- Codex Entry for "Grey Whiskey/Ritewine/Conscription Ale", ''VideoGame/DragonAgeInquisition''

->'''*BELCH*''' ''"Not bad."''
-->-- '''Oghren''' (after drinking from a cup containing, among other things, lyrium and darkspawn and archdemon blood), ''VideoGame/DragonAgeOriginsAwakening''

->''"Scumble's made of apples. Well, mostly apples."''
-->-- ''Literature/{{Discworld}}'' RunningGag

->[There was] a thick glass bottle of the clear fluid from her complicated still out behind the woodshed. It wasn't exactly whisky, and it wasn't exactly gin, but it ''was'' exactly 90° proof, and a great comfort during those worrying moments that sometimes occurred around 3 a.m. when you woke up and forgot who you were. After a glass of the clear liquid you still didn't remember who you were, but that was all right now because you were someone else anyway.
-->--''Literature/LordsAndLadies''


->''He unscrews the bottle filled with ebony and a sulfuric fragrance and chugged a pint down, quite a number of droplets spilt messily on the counter.''

->''"Want some?" He offers.''

->''The Engineer did not answer as his gaze was currently on the droplets as they reduced a saucer to a dark sludge.''

->''He then looked to the Chemist and declined through an awkward tone of linguistics, "No thanks; I'd rather not be blind and pissing purple for the next few weeks."''
-->--''Fanfic/GrimmFall''

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->''The effect of drinking a [[TropeNamer Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster]] is something akin to having one's brain smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.''
-->-- '''Official Guide entry''', ''Radio/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy1978''

->''Likely dropped to avoid seizure by authorities, or because of seizure due to drinking it. Garbolg only brewed from 8:74 to 8:92 Blessed, killed when the vapors in his beard spontaneously combusted.''
-->-- Description of "Garbolg's Backcountry Reserve", ''VideoGame/DragonAgeOrigins''

->''This battlefield spirit maintains a chill even in direct sunlight, which it appears to absorb. Optimal serving is by the drop. Contact with exposed flesh is discouraged, but likely inevitable.''
-->-- Description of "Golden Scythe 4:90 Black," ''VideoGame/DragonAgeOrigins''

->''Fine spirits infused with a bit of refined lyrium. Potentially fatal if ingested in quantity.''
-->-- Description of "Aqua Magus", ''VideoGame/DragonAgeOriginsAwakening''

->''Not so much filtered as dredged. Should be kept in a cold, dark place. Also locked. Forgotten as well, if one is wise. ''
-->-- Description of "Abyssal Peach", ''VideoGame/DragonAgeInquisition''

->''Perhaps local to a handful of Grey Wardens companies, these spirits reflect a custom—or legend—born of utility. Allowed to seize goods to aid their cause, Wardens combine half-full bottles to save space while traveling. Never fully emptied or—as with a kettle—cleaned, each eventually takes on a base flavor as unique as the Warden carrying it. "What do we care? Nothing burns like the first cup." Could be fact, could be tribute. It does seem as though the bottles range farther than the namesake Warden could.''
-->-- Codex Entry for "Grey Whiskey/Ritewine/Conscription Ale", ''VideoGame/DragonAgeInquisition''

->'''*BELCH*''' ''"Not bad."''
-->-- '''Oghren''' (after drinking from a cup containing, among other things, lyrium and darkspawn and archdemon blood), ''VideoGame/DragonAgeOriginsAwakening''

->''"Scumble's made of apples. Well, mostly apples."''
-->-- ''Literature/{{Discworld}}'' RunningGag

->[There was] a thick glass bottle of the clear fluid from her complicated still out behind the woodshed. It wasn't exactly whisky, and it wasn't exactly gin, but it ''was'' exactly 90° proof, and a great comfort during those worrying moments that sometimes occurred around 3 a.m. when you woke up and forgot who you were. After a glass of the clear liquid you still didn't remember who you were, but that was all right now because you were someone else anyway.
-->--''Literature/LordsAndLadies''


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->''He unscrews the bottle filled with ebony and a sulfuric fragrance and chugged a pint down, quite a number of droplets spilt messily on the counter.''

->''"Want
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"Want
some?" He offers.''

->''The
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The
Engineer did not answer as his gaze was currently on the droplets as they reduced a saucer to a dark sludge.''

->''He
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He
then looked to the Chemist and declined through an awkward tone of linguistics, "No thanks; I'd rather not be blind and pissing purple for the next few weeks."''
-->--''Fanfic/GrimmFall''
-->-- ''Fanfic/GrimmFall''

->''"I pick up the martini glass and sip it slowly. The cocktail, made by some insane bartender on the homeworld, is damned good but like its name says it hits like a hammer."''
-->-- '''Captain Kanril Eleya''' (regarding the "Hathon hammer"), ''Fanfic/{{Bait and Switch|STO}}''

->'''Fyodor:''' What are these beverages made of?\\
'''Leman Russ:''' This is my attempt at remaking the good ol' recipe for Fenresian Ale by combining [[PsychoSerum Bylestim]] and the distilled liver-juices of a [[BigRedDevil Bloodthirster]]!\\
'''Fyodor:''' ...Are you telling us to literally drink liquid chaos?\\
'''Leman Russ:''' [[BluntYes YES]] YA BLEEDIN' SOUPHEAD, DRINK THE [[{{Smurfing}} WOLFIN']] CHAOS!
-->-- ''WebAnimation/IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDevice''
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->'''Ratch:''' Ryncol's a local favorite. Don't try to act tough; it'll tear your insides apart.\\
'''Grunt:''' He's not joking. Ryncol hits aliens like ground glass.
-->-- ''VideoGame/MassEffect2''

->'''Bartender:''' Okay -- for you, something special. This is krogan liquor -- ryncol. You'll set off radiological alarms after you drink it. Should I pour you a quad?\\
'''Shepard:''' Hell yeah! Put more stuff in the... [[BuffySpeak the thing more stuff goes in.]]\\
'''Bartender:''' Your funeral, pal/sister.
-->-- ''VideoGame/MassEffect2''

->'''Garrus:''' Excuse me, can you tell me where the bartender keeps the hard stuff? Like say, turian horosk?\\
'''Guard:''' I'm sorry, sir, but we aim to entertain our guests, not put them in a coma.
-->-- ''VideoGame/MassEffect3''

->'''Shepard:''' I'm curious; what's the craziest thing you've ever served up?
->'''Bartender:''' Well, there's the burukh. That's a [[ProudWarriorRaceGuy krogan]] drink you set on fire, put out, then drink from the scalding-hot cup. [...] There's a "Weeping Heart." That's a martini with [[LizardFolk drell-skin]] [[MushroomSamba venom.]] The venom's pretty mild, though. [...] Oh, wait -- a [[HeavyWorlder volus]] bina. The alcohol puts you on the floor, and the ammonia lets you clean up the mess you made. If you live.
-->--''VideoGame/MassEffect3'', showing that the only safe drink in the ''Mass Effect'' franchise is probably water.

->'''SAM:''' [[WretchedHive Kadara's]] water is dense with sulfide minerals, the oxidation of which produces toxic streams and lakes.
->'''Ryder:''' So, no skinny dipping?
->'''SAM:''' No dipping at all, Pathfinder. Even the [[AwesomePersonnelCarrier Nomad's]] shields cannot withstand the water's corrosive properties.
->[...]
->'''[[ProudWarriorRace Drack:]]''' I bet I could drink it.
->'''[[TheMedic Lexi:]]''' No, Drack. No.
-->--''VideoGame/MassEffectAndromeda'', …goddammit.

->'''Call:''' (''chokes'') Shit Johnner, what'd you put in this, battery acid?\\

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->'''Ratch:''' Ryncol's a local favorite. Don't try to act tough; it'll tear your insides apart.\\
'''Grunt:''' He's not joking. Ryncol hits aliens like ground glass.
-->-- ''VideoGame/MassEffect2''

->'''Bartender:''' Okay -- for you, something special. This is krogan liquor -- ryncol. You'll set off radiological alarms after you drink it. Should I pour you a quad?\\
'''Shepard:''' Hell yeah! Put more stuff in the... [[BuffySpeak the thing more stuff goes in.]]\\
'''Bartender:''' Your funeral, pal/sister.
-->-- ''VideoGame/MassEffect2''

->'''Garrus:''' Excuse me, can you tell me where the bartender keeps the hard stuff? Like say, turian horosk?\\
'''Guard:''' I'm sorry, sir, but we aim to entertain our guests, not put them in a coma.
-->-- ''VideoGame/MassEffect3''

->'''Shepard:''' I'm curious; what's the craziest thing you've ever served up?
->'''Bartender:''' Well, there's the burukh. That's a [[ProudWarriorRaceGuy krogan]] drink you set on fire, put out, then drink from the scalding-hot cup. [...] There's a "Weeping Heart." That's a martini with [[LizardFolk drell-skin]] [[MushroomSamba venom.]] The venom's pretty mild, though. [...] Oh, wait -- a [[HeavyWorlder volus]] bina. The alcohol puts you on the floor, and the ammonia lets you clean up the mess you made. If you live.
-->--''VideoGame/MassEffect3'', showing that the only safe drink in the ''Mass Effect'' franchise is probably water.

->'''SAM:''' [[WretchedHive Kadara's]] water is dense with sulfide minerals, the oxidation of which produces toxic streams and lakes.
->'''Ryder:''' So, no skinny dipping?
->'''SAM:''' No dipping at all, Pathfinder. Even the [[AwesomePersonnelCarrier Nomad's]] shields cannot withstand the water's corrosive properties.
->[...]
->'''[[ProudWarriorRace Drack:]]''' I bet I could drink it.
->'''[[TheMedic Lexi:]]''' No, Drack. No.
-->--''VideoGame/MassEffectAndromeda'', …goddammit.

->'''Call:''' (''chokes'') ''[chokes]'' Shit Johnner, what'd you put in this, battery acid?\\



->'''Richie:''' What's in this?!\\
'''Eddie:''' Brandy...\\
'''Richie:''' Good!\\
'''Eddie:''' ...meths, Pernod, paintstripper, Mr. Sheen, brake fluid and Drambuie!\\
'''Richie:''' Drambuie?! [[CampGay Oooh hoo-hoo ooooh!]]\\
'''Eddie:''' [[CasanovaWannabe Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right. You've gotta put something in for the birds, haven't you?]]\\
'''Richie:''' (''taking a whiff'') Jesus! How are you ''alive?''\\
'''Eddie:''' [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} I may very well not be!]]
-->-- ''Series/{{Bottom}}'', "Hole"

->''"I pick up the martini glass and sip it slowly. The cocktail, made by some insane bartender on the homeworld, is damned good but like its name says it hits like a hammer."''
-->-- '''Captain Kanril Eleya''' (regarding the "Hathon hammer"), ''Fanfic/{{Bait and Switch|STO}}''

->'''(916)''': I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
->'''(845)''': Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
->'''(603)''': you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
->'''(615)''': The council and I are about to open up a bottle of [[GargleBlaster/RealLife malort]].\\
'''(615)''': [=UPGATe=]: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD.
-->--'''Website/TextsFromLastNight'''

->'''LCDR. Worf:''' ''(holding his head and groaning)'' Romulan ale should be illegal.\\
'''LCDR. Geordi La Forge:''' ''(matter-of-factly)'' It ''is''.

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->'''Richie:''' What's in this?!\\
'''Eddie:''' Brandy...\\
'''Richie:''' Good!\\
'''Eddie:''' ...meths, Pernod, paintstripper, Mr. Sheen, brake fluid and Drambuie!\\
'''Richie:''' Drambuie?! [[CampGay Oooh hoo-hoo ooooh!]]\\
'''Eddie:''' [[CasanovaWannabe Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right. You've gotta put something in for the birds, haven't you?]]\\
'''Richie:''' (''taking a whiff'') Jesus! How are you ''alive?''\\
'''Eddie:''' [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} I may very well not be!]]
-->-- ''Series/{{Bottom}}'', "Hole"

->''"I pick up the martini glass and sip it slowly. The cocktail, made by some insane bartender on the homeworld, is damned good but like its name says it hits like a hammer."''
-->-- '''Captain Kanril Eleya''' (regarding the "Hathon hammer"), ''Fanfic/{{Bait and Switch|STO}}''

->'''(916)''': I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
->'''(845)''': Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
->'''(603)''': you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
->'''(615)''': The council and I are about to open up a bottle of [[GargleBlaster/RealLife malort]].\\
'''(615)''': [=UPGATe=]: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD.
-->--'''Website/TextsFromLastNight'''

->'''LCDR. Worf:''' ''(holding ''[holding his head and groaning)'' groaning]'' Romulan ale should be illegal.\\
'''LCDR. Geordi La Forge:''' ''(matter-of-factly)'' ''[matter-of-factly]'' It ''is''.



->'''Guybrush:''' What's in that grog stuff, anyway?
->'''The Three Important-Looking Pirates:''' Grog is a secret mixture that contains one or more of the following: Kerosene, Propylene Glycerol, Artificial Sweeteners, Sulphuric Acid, Rum, Acetone, Red Dye No. 2, [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall SCUMM]], Axle Grease, Battery Acid, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and/or Pepperoni]].
-->-- ''VideoGame/TheSecretOfMonkeyIsland''

->''"Of the sparkling wines, the most famous is Perth Pink. This is a bottle with a message in, and the message is BEWARE. This is not a wine for drinking. This is a wine for '''laying down and avoiding.'''''"
-->-- ''Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus'', "Australian Table Wines"



->''[Abby and Speer are sharing a drink from a bottle of illegal booze labelled Furniture Polish]''\\
'''Addy:''' Wow! This really is furniture polish!\\
'''Lt. Speer:''' Shocking what Prohibition causes some people to drink these days.
-->-- ''City Heat'' (1984)
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->''"Scumble's made of apples. Well, mostly apples."''
-->-- ''Literature/{{Discworld}}'' RunningGag



->'''Freya:''' We brew the Atuta into a broth which we drink before battle. [[TheBerserker It brings on the spirit of the bear and gives us strength to swing our swords]].\\
'''EMH:''' It's more likely to bring on profuse sweating, convulsions and acute delirium! This is an ''amanita muscaria'', a fungus common to sub-arctic climates and, let me assure you, quite poisonous.\\
'''Freya:''' Yes, [[TheSpartanWay but those it does not kill it makes strong]]. A most hardy plant.
-->-- ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "Heroes And Demons"

->'''Fyodor:''' What are these beverages made of?\\
'''Leman Russ:''' This is my attempt at remaking the good ol' recipe for Fenresian Ale by combining [[PsychoSerum Bylestim]] and the distilled liver-juices of a [[BigRedDevil Bloodthirster]]!\\
'''Fyodor:''' ...Are you telling us to literally drink liquid chaos?\\
'''Leman Russ:''' [[BluntYes YES]] YA BLEEDIN' SOUPHEAD, DRINK THE [[{{Smurfing}} WOLFIN']] CHAOS!
-->-- ''WebAnimation/IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDevice''

->Now listen, ang moh. Listen. Forget everything you've learned about getting drunk. That bottle of Chivas cut with bottles of cheap Coke might get you there, but Graveyards are a one-way ticket on the fast train to Knockoutville. A trifecta of whiskeys, triple sec, equal amounts of rum, vodka, gin and tequila. Mix with beer ''and'' stout. Consume. You won't know what hit you.
-> Actually, you will. Because unless you've lived a truly unfortunate life, chances are that first sip will be the worst thing you've ever put in your mouth.
-->--''Food of the Gods'' by Cassandra Khaw

->"It's not often you see wine with a head on it."
-->--[[NoNameGiven Jaques McKewon impersonator]], ''Literature/WillSaveTheGalaxyForFood''

->''"It's not actually beer, cap'n," a zailor confides. "It's eel-blood fermented with zee-fungus, or somefin'. I didn't hear the whole account. I was too busy throwin' up."''
-->--'''Shore Leave in [[WretchedHive the Chelonate]]''', ''VideoGame/SunlessSea''

-> '''Schlock:''' I'm not sick, I'm ''digesting''. I need to [[ExtremeOmnivore neutralize this solvent]] so it'll stop trying to eat a hole in me.\\
'''Legs:''' Eat or be eaten, eh?\\
'''Schlock:''' Yeah, I guess you could look at it that-- '''*BUUUURP*'''\\
'''Legs:''' [[IntoxicationEnsues Frankly, my dear, it's full of stars!]]\\
'''Schlock:''' Medic!\\
'''Legs:''' I see dead people!\\
'''Schlock:''' HAZMAT!!
-->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''

->I put my drink down. A little of it spilt on the counter, and I watched it strip the paint.

to:

->'''Freya:''' We brew the Atuta into a broth which we drink before battle. [[TheBerserker It brings on the spirit of the bear and gives us strength to swing our swords]].\\
'''EMH:''' It's more likely to bring on profuse sweating, convulsions and acute delirium! This is an ''amanita muscaria'', a fungus common to sub-arctic climates and, let me assure you, quite poisonous.\\
'''Freya:''' Yes, [[TheSpartanWay but those it does not kill it makes strong]]. A most hardy plant.
-->-- ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "Heroes And Demons"

->'''Fyodor:''' What are these beverages made of?\\
'''Leman Russ:''' This is my attempt at remaking the good ol' recipe for Fenresian Ale by combining [[PsychoSerum Bylestim]] and the distilled liver-juices of a [[BigRedDevil Bloodthirster]]!\\
'''Fyodor:''' ...Are you telling us to literally drink liquid chaos?\\
'''Leman Russ:''' [[BluntYes YES]] YA BLEEDIN' SOUPHEAD, DRINK THE [[{{Smurfing}} WOLFIN']] CHAOS!
-->-- ''WebAnimation/IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDevice''

->Now listen, ang moh. Listen. Forget everything you've learned about getting drunk. That bottle of Chivas cut with bottles of cheap Coke might get you there, but Graveyards are a one-way ticket on the fast train to Knockoutville. A trifecta of whiskeys, triple sec, equal amounts of rum, vodka, gin and tequila. Mix with beer ''and'' stout. Consume. You won't know what hit you.
-> Actually, you will. Because unless you've lived a truly unfortunate life, chances are that first sip will be the worst thing you've ever put in your mouth.
-->--''Food of the Gods'' by Cassandra Khaw

->"It's not often you see wine with a head on it."
-->--[[NoNameGiven Jaques McKewon impersonator]], ''Literature/WillSaveTheGalaxyForFood''

->''"It's not actually beer, cap'n," a zailor confides. "It's eel-blood fermented with zee-fungus, or somefin'. I didn't hear the whole account. I was too busy throwin' up."''
-->--'''Shore Leave in [[WretchedHive the Chelonate]]''', ''VideoGame/SunlessSea''

-> '''Schlock:''' I'm not sick, I'm ''digesting''. I need to [[ExtremeOmnivore neutralize this solvent]] so it'll stop trying to eat a hole in me.\\
'''Legs:''' Eat or be eaten, eh?\\
'''Schlock:''' Yeah, I guess you could look at it that-- '''*BUUUURP*'''\\
'''Legs:''' [[IntoxicationEnsues Frankly, my dear, it's full of stars!]]\\
'''Schlock:''' Medic!\\
'''Legs:''' I see dead people!\\
'''Schlock:''' HAZMAT!!
-->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''

->I
->''"I put my drink down. A little of it spilt on the counter, and I watched it strip the paint."''



-->--'''Jonathan Quibble''', ''[[Literature/JetlagTravelGuides Phaic Tan: Sunstroke on a Shoestring]]''

->'''Larry King:''' ''[coughs after a sip]'' Oh boy, start of the ruination.\\
'''Jon:''' ''[imitating Larry King]'' I-I'm dying, I'm dying, [[Creator/DanAykroyd Dan]]. You've killed me, it's over. I wish [[ItMakesSenseInContext you had put glycol in this]], because I can ''feel'' my bones melting.
-->-- ''WebVideo/{{Jontron}}: Dan Aykroyd's Crystal Skull Vodka''

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-->--'''Jonathan -->-- '''Jonathan Quibble''', ''[[Literature/JetlagTravelGuides Phaic Tan: Sunstroke on a Shoestring]]''

->'''Larry King:''' ''[coughs after ->''"It's not often you see wine with a sip]'' Oh boy, start head on it."''
-->-- [[NoNameGiven Jaques McKewon impersonator]], ''Literature/WillSaveTheGalaxyForFood''

->Now listen, ang moh. Listen. Forget everything you've learned about getting drunk. That bottle
of Chivas cut with bottles of cheap Coke might get you there, but Graveyards are a one-way ticket on the ruination.fast train to Knockoutville. A trifecta of whiskeys, triple sec, equal amounts of rum, vodka, gin and tequila. Mix with beer ''and'' stout. Consume. You won't know what hit you.\\
'''Jon:''' ''[imitating Larry King]'' I-I'm dying, I'm dying, [[Creator/DanAykroyd Dan]]. You've killed me, it's over. I wish [[ItMakesSenseInContext Actually, you had will. Because unless you've lived a truly unfortunate life, chances are that first sip will be the worst thing you've ever put glycol in this]], because I can ''feel'' my bones melting.
your mouth.
-->-- ''WebVideo/{{Jontron}}: Dan Aykroyd's Crystal Skull Vodka''
''Food of the Gods'' by Cassandra Khaw



->Lister took a tiny, medicine-sized sip of the stuff and watched her devour hers and pour herself another. He remembered [[TemptingFate thinking everything was going to plan]] when suddenly he grimaced; his stomach felt as if there were a skipping pig inside of it - a quite common reaction to those unaccustomed to Kinitawowi moonshine. The tent started to rotate like a crazed merry-go-round, while everything in it crash-zoomed in and out of focus and then his eyelids hammered shut like slamming vault doors and he pole-axed backwards onto his wedding bed.
->Kinitawowi moonshine was strong. It was rumoured that once you were drunk o it, you could stay drunk for weeks, sometimes even months. To Lister's way of thinking, [[AlcoholInducedIdiocy this explained]] [[DidntThinkThisThrough much of his subsequent behaviour]] over the next few weeks.
-->--''Literature/RedDwarf: Last Human''

->'''April:''' Ugh, what's in that jug, it smells like jet fuel!
->'''Ron:''' That's Swanson family mash liquor, made from the finest corn ever grown on American soil. Its only legal use is to strip varnish off of speedboats.

->'''Ron:''' (''sees Leslie prepare to chug'') Leslie, no! We use it to burn warts off the mules!

to:

->Lister took a tiny, medicine-sized sip of the stuff and watched her devour hers and pour herself another. He remembered [[TemptingFate thinking everything was going to plan]] when suddenly he grimaced; his stomach felt as if there were a skipping pig inside of it - a quite common reaction to those unaccustomed to Kinitawowi moonshine. The tent started to rotate like a crazed merry-go-round, while everything in it crash-zoomed in and out of focus and then his eyelids hammered shut like slamming vault doors and he pole-axed backwards onto his wedding bed.
->Kinitawowi
bed.\\
Kinitawowi
moonshine was strong. It was rumoured that once you were drunk o it, you could stay drunk for weeks, sometimes even months. To Lister's way of thinking, [[AlcoholInducedIdiocy this explained]] [[DidntThinkThisThrough much of his subsequent behaviour]] over the next few weeks.
-->--''Literature/RedDwarf: -->-- ''Literature/RedDwarf: Last Human''

->''[There was]'' a thick glass bottle of the clear fluid from her complicated still out behind the woodshed. It wasn't exactly whisky, and it wasn't exactly gin, but it ''was'' exactly 90° proof, and a great comfort during those worrying moments that sometimes occurred around 3 a.m. when you woke up and forgot who you were. After a glass of the clear liquid you still didn't remember who you were, but that was all right now because you were someone else anyway.
-->-- ''Literature/LordsAndLadies''
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->'''Richie:''' What's in this?!\\
'''Eddie:''' Brandy...\\
'''Richie:''' Good!\\
'''Eddie:''' ...meths, Pernod, paintstripper, Mr. Sheen, brake fluid and Drambuie!\\
'''Richie:''' Drambuie?! [[CampGay Oooh hoo-hoo ooooh!]]\\
'''Eddie:''' [[CasanovaWannabe Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right. You've gotta put something in for the birds, haven't you?]]\\
'''Richie:''' ''[taking a whiff]'' Jesus! How are you ''alive?''\\
'''Eddie:''' [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} I may very well not be!]]
-->-- ''Series/{{Bottom}}'', "Hole"

->''"Of the sparkling wines, the most famous is Perth Pink. This is a bottle with a message in, and the message is BEWARE. This is not a wine for drinking. This is a wine for '''laying down and avoiding."'''''
-->-- ''Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus'', "Australian Table Wines"

->'''April:''' Ugh, what's in that jug, it smells like jet fuel!
->'''Ron:'''
fuel!\\
'''Ron:'''
That's Swanson family mash liquor, made from the finest corn ever grown on American soil. Its only legal use is to strip varnish off of speedboats.

->'''Ron:''' (''sees
speedboats.\\
'''Ron:''' ''[sees
Leslie prepare to chug'') chug]'' Leslie, no! We use it to burn warts off the mules!



->''Might as well skip straight to the hangover. Blackout Stout!''

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->''Might ->''"Swish is this old, dirty, shitty-tastin' homemade fuckin' liquor that you can... ugh, you can barely get 'er into ya, but... my fuck, does it ever get ya some drunk."''
-->-- '''Bubbles''', ''Series/TrailerParkBoys''

->'''Freya:''' We brew the Atuta into a broth which we drink before battle. [[TheBerserker It brings on the spirit of the bear and gives us strength to swing our swords]].\\
'''EMH:''' It's more likely to bring on profuse sweating, convulsions and acute delirium! This is an ''amanita muscaria'', a fungus common to sub-arctic climates and, let me assure you, quite poisonous.\\
'''Freya:''' Yes, [[TheSpartanWay but those it does not kill it makes strong]]. A most hardy plant.
-->-- ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "Heroes And Demons"
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[[folder: Radio]]
->''The effect of drinking a [[TropeNamer Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster]] is something akin to having one's brain smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.''
-->-- '''Official Guide entry''', ''Radio/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy1978''
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[[folder: Video Games]]
->''Likely dropped to avoid seizure by authorities, or because of seizure due to drinking it. Garbolg only brewed from 8:74 to 8:92 Blessed, killed when the vapors in his beard spontaneously combusted.''
-->-- Description of "Garbolg's Backcountry Reserve", ''VideoGame/DragonAgeOrigins''

->''This battlefield spirit maintains a chill even in direct sunlight, which it appears to absorb. Optimal serving is by the drop. Contact with exposed flesh is discouraged, but likely inevitable.''
-->-- Description of "Golden Scythe 4:90 Black," ''VideoGame/DragonAgeOrigins''

->''Fine spirits infused with a bit of refined lyrium. Potentially fatal if ingested in quantity.''
-->-- Description of "Aqua Magus", ''VideoGame/DragonAgeOriginsAwakening''

->''Not so much filtered as dredged. Should be kept in a cold, dark place. Also locked. Forgotten as well, if one is wise.''
-->-- Description of "Abyssal Peach", ''VideoGame/DragonAgeInquisition''

->''Perhaps local to a handful of Grey Wardens companies, these spirits reflect a custom—or legend—born of utility. Allowed to seize goods to aid their cause, Wardens combine half-full bottles to save space while traveling. Never fully emptied or—as with a kettle—cleaned, each eventually takes on a base flavor as unique as the Warden carrying it. "What do we care? Nothing burns like the first cup." Could be fact, could be tribute. It does seem as though the bottles range farther than the namesake Warden could.''
-->-- Codex Entry for "Grey Whiskey/Ritewine/Conscription Ale", ''VideoGame/DragonAgeInquisition''

->'''*BELCH*''' ''"Not bad."''
-->-- '''Oghren''' (after drinking from a cup containing, among other things, lyrium and darkspawn and archdemon blood), ''VideoGame/DragonAgeOriginsAwakening''

->'''Ratch:''' Ryncol's a local favorite. Don't try to act tough; it'll tear your insides apart.\\
'''Grunt:''' He's not joking. Ryncol hits aliens like ground glass.
-->-- ''VideoGame/MassEffect2''

->'''Bartender:''' Okay -- for you, something special. This is krogan liquor -- ryncol. You'll set off radiological alarms after you drink it. Should I pour you a quad?\\
'''Shepard:''' Hell yeah! Put more stuff in the... [[BuffySpeak the thing more stuff goes in.]]\\
'''Bartender:''' Your funeral, pal/sister.
-->-- ''VideoGame/MassEffect2''

->'''Garrus:''' Excuse me, can you tell me where the bartender keeps the hard stuff? Like say, turian horosk?\\
'''Guard:''' I'm sorry, sir, but we aim to entertain our guests, not put them in a coma.
-->-- ''VideoGame/MassEffect3''

->'''Shepard:''' I'm curious; what's the craziest thing you've ever served up?\\
'''Bartender:''' Well, there's the burukh. That's a [[ProudWarriorRaceGuy krogan]] drink you set on fire, put out, then drink from the scalding-hot cup. [...] There's a "Weeping Heart." That's a martini with [[LizardFolk drell-skin]] [[MushroomSamba venom.]] The venom's pretty mild, though. [...] Oh, wait -- a [[HeavyWorlder volus]] bina. The alcohol puts you on the floor, and the ammonia lets you clean up the mess you made. If you live.
-->-- ''VideoGame/MassEffect3'', showing that the only safe drink in the ''Mass Effect'' franchise is probably water.

->'''SAM:''' [[WretchedHive Kadara's]] water is dense with sulfide minerals, the oxidation of which produces toxic streams and lakes.\\
'''Ryder:''' So, no skinny dipping?\\
'''SAM:''' No dipping at all, Pathfinder. Even the [[AwesomePersonnelCarrier Nomad's]] shields cannot withstand the water's corrosive properties.\\
[...]\\
'''[[ProudWarriorRace Drack]]:''' I bet I could drink it.\\
'''[[TheMedic Lexi]]:''' No, Drack. No.
-->-- ''VideoGame/MassEffectAndromeda'',

->'''Guybrush:''' What's in that grog stuff, anyway?\\
'''The Three Important-Looking Pirates:''' Grog is a secret mixture that contains one or more of the following: Kerosene, Propylene Glycerol, Artificial Sweeteners, Sulphuric Acid, Rum, Acetone, Red Dye No. 2, [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall SCUMM]], Axle Grease, Battery Acid, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and/or Pepperoni]].
-->-- ''VideoGame/TheSecretOfMonkeyIsland''

->''"It's not actually beer, cap'n," a zailor confides. "It's eel-blood fermented with zee-fungus, or somefin'. I didn't hear the whole account. I was too busy throwin' up."''
-->--'''Shore Leave in [[WretchedHive the Chelonate]]''', ''VideoGame/SunlessSea''

->''"Might
as well skip straight to the hangover. Blackout Stout!''Stout!"''



->''[Abby and Speer are sharing a drink from a bottle of illegal booze labelled Furniture Polish]''
->'''Addy:''' Wow! This really is furniture polish!
->'''Lt. Speer:''' Shocking what Prohibition causes some people to drink these days.
-->-- ''City Heat'' (1984)



->'''Aloy:''' ''(coughing fit)'' What '''is''' this?!\\

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->'''Aloy:''' ''(coughing fit)'' ''[coughing fit]'' What '''is''' this?!\\



->''"Flaming" this, "blend and brew" that, whatever happened to the manly drinks? The kind that made you go blind, puke 'till you dropped, and wake up three days later married to the daughter of some overprotective father who'd pay you to get it annulled?''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Duckman}}'': ''Celler Beware''

->''Swish is this old, dirty, shitty-tastin' homemade fuckin' liquor that you can... ugh, you can barely get 'er into ya, but... my fuck, does it ever get ya some drunk.''
-->--'''Bubbles''', ''Series/TrailerParkBoys''



-->-- ''VideoGame/SouthParkTheFracturedButWhole''

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-->-- ''VideoGame/SouthParkTheFracturedButWhole''''VideoGame/SouthParkTheFracturedButWhole''
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[[folder: Webcomics]]
-> '''Schlock:''' I'm not sick, I'm ''digesting''. I need to [[ExtremeOmnivore neutralize this solvent]] so it'll stop trying to eat a hole in me.\\
'''Legs:''' Eat or be eaten, eh?\\
'''Schlock:''' Yeah, I guess you could look at it that-- '''*BUUUURP*'''\\
'''Legs:''' [[IntoxicationEnsues Frankly, my dear, it's full of stars!]]\\
'''Schlock:''' Medic!\\
'''Legs:''' I see dead people!\\
'''Schlock:''' HAZMAT!!
-->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''
[[/folder]]
[[folder: Web videos]]
->'''Larry King:''' ''[coughs after a sip]'' Oh boy, start of the ruination.\\
'''Jon:''' ''[imitating Larry King]'' I-I'm dying, I'm dying, [[Creator/DanAykroyd Dan]]. You've killed me, it's over. I wish [[ItMakesSenseInContext you had put glycol in this]], because I can ''feel'' my bones melting.
-->-- ''WebVideo/{{Jontron}}: Dan Aykroyd's Crystal Skull Vodka''
[[/folder]]
[[folder: Websites]]
->'''916:''' I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?\\
'''845:''' Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.\\
'''603:''' you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important\\
'''615:''' The council and I are about to open up a bottle of [[GargleBlaster/RealLife malort]].\\
'''615:''' [=UPGATe=]: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD.
-->-- '''Website/TextsFromLastNight'''
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[[folder: Western Animation]]
->''"Flaming" this, "blend and brew" that, whatever happened to the manly drinks? The kind that made you go blind, puke 'till you dropped, and wake up three days later married to the daughter of some overprotective father who'd pay you to get it annulled?''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Duckman}}'': ''Celler Beware''
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->'''SAM:''' [[WretchedHive Kadara's]] water is dense with sulfide minerals, the oxidation of which produces toxic streams and lakes.
->'''Ryder:''' So, no skinny dipping?
->'''SAM:''' No dipping at all, Pathfinder. Even the [[AwesomePersonnelCarrier Nomad's]] shields cannot withstand the water's corrosive properties.
->[...]
->'''[[ProudWarriorRace Drack:]]''' I bet I could drink it.
->'''[[TheMedic Lexi:]]''' No, Drack. No.
-->--''VideoGame/MassEffectAndromeda'', …goddammit.
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-->-- '''Official Guide entry''', ''Radio/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy''

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-->-- '''Official Guide entry''', ''Radio/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy''
''Radio/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy1978''



-->--'''WebSite/TextsFromLastNight'''

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-->--'''WebSite/TextsFromLastNight'''
-->--'''Website/TextsFromLastNight'''



-->--'''Shore Leave in [[WretchedHive the Chelonate]]''', ''Videogame/SunlessSea''

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-->--'''Shore Leave in [[WretchedHive the Chelonate]]''', ''Videogame/SunlessSea''
''VideoGame/SunlessSea''



-->-- '''The dwarves''' ordering at the Abyss Bar, ''Videogame/DeepRockGalactic''

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-->-- '''The dwarves''' ordering at the Abyss Bar, ''Videogame/DeepRockGalactic''
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->[There was] a thick glass bottle of the clear fluid from her complicated still out behind the woodshed. It wasn't exactly whisky, and it wasn't exactly gin, but it ''was'' exactly 90° proof, and a great comfort during those worrying moments that sometimes occurred around 3 a.m. when you woke up and forgot who you were. After a glass of the clear liquid you still didn't remember who you were, but that was all right now because you were someone else anyway.
-->--''Literature/LordsAndLadies''

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-->--'''Bubbles''', ''Series/TrailerParkBoys''

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-->--'''Bubbles''', ''Series/TrailerParkBoys''''Series/TrailerParkBoys''

->'''Italian criminal #1:''' He's wasted on red wine!\\
'''Italian criminal #4:''' Red-wine drunk is the worst drunk there is!\\
'''Italian criminal #2:''' Let's get the fuck out of here!
-->-- ''VideoGame/SouthParkTheFracturedButWhole''
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-->-- Description of "Aqua Magus,'' ''VideoGame/DragonAgeOriginsAwakening''

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-->-- Description of "Aqua Magus,'' Magus", ''VideoGame/DragonAgeOriginsAwakening''
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-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Duckman}}'': ''Celler Beware''

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-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Duckman}}'': ''Celler Beware''Beware''

->''Swish is this old, dirty, shitty-tastin' homemade fuckin' liquor that you can... ugh, you can barely get 'er into ya, but... my fuck, does it ever get ya some drunk.''
-->--'''Bubbles''', ''Series/TrailerParkBoys''
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-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Duckman}}'' ''Celler Beware''

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-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Duckman}}'' ''WesternAnimation/{{Duckman}}'': ''Celler Beware''
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-->-- ''VideoGame/HorizonZeroDawn''

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-->-- ''VideoGame/HorizonZeroDawn''''VideoGame/HorizonZeroDawn''

->''"Flaming" this, "blend and brew" that, whatever happened to the manly drinks? The kind that made you go blind, puke 'till you dropped, and wake up three days later married to the daughter of some overprotective father who'd pay you to get it annulled?''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Duckman}}'' ''Celler Beware''
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'''EMH:''' It's more likely to bring on profuse sweating, convulsions and acute delirium! This is an ''amonita muscaria'', a fungus common to sub-arctic climates and, let me assure you, quite poisonous.\\

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'''EMH:''' It's more likely to bring on profuse sweating, convulsions and acute delirium! This is an ''amonita ''amanita muscaria'', a fungus common to sub-arctic climates and, let me assure you, quite poisonous.\\
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->'''Bartender:''' Well, there's the burukh. That's a [[ProudWarriorRaceGuy krogan]] drink you set on fire, put out, then drink from the scalding-hot cup. [...] There's a "Weeping Heart." That's a martini with [[TheReptilians drell-skin]] [[MushroomSamba venom.]] The venom's pretty mild, though. [...] Oh, wait -- a [[HeavyWorlder volus]] bina. The alcohol puts you on the floor, and the ammonia lets you clean up the mess you made. If you live.

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->'''Bartender:''' Well, there's the burukh. That's a [[ProudWarriorRaceGuy krogan]] drink you set on fire, put out, then drink from the scalding-hot cup. [...] There's a "Weeping Heart." That's a martini with [[TheReptilians [[LizardFolk drell-skin]] [[MushroomSamba venom.]] The venom's pretty mild, though. [...] Oh, wait -- a [[HeavyWorlder volus]] bina. The alcohol puts you on the floor, and the ammonia lets you clean up the mess you made. If you live.
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-->-- ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfHeroesTrailsOfColdSteel III''

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-->-- ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfHeroesTrailsOfColdSteel III''III''

->'''Aloy:''' ''(coughing fit)'' What '''is''' this?!\\
'''Gera:''' Scrappersap, the good stuff. Keeps you warm in a snowstorm, strips the grit out of a gearwheel.
-->-- ''VideoGame/HorizonZeroDawn''
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->''This battlefield spirit maintains a chill even in direct sunlight, which it appears to absorb. Optimal serving is by the drop. Contact with exposed flesh is discouraged, but likely inevitable.''
-->-- Description of "Golden Scythe 4:90 Black," ''VideoGame/DragonAgeOrigins''

->''Fine spirits infused with a bit of refined lyrium. Potentially fatal if ingested in quantity.''
-->-- Description of "Aqua Magus,'' ''VideoGame/DragonAgeOriginsAwakening''
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->'' He unscrews the bottle filled with ebony and a sulfuric fragrance and chugged a pint down, quite a number of droplets spilt messily on the counter.

->"Want some?" He offers.

->The Engineer did not answer as his gaze was currently on the droplets as they reduced a saucer to a dark sludge.

->He then looked to the Chemist and declined through an awkward tone of linguistics, "No thanks; I'd rather not be blind and pissing purple for the next few weeks."''

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->'' He ->''He unscrews the bottle filled with ebony and a sulfuric fragrance and chugged a pint down, quite a number of droplets spilt messily on the counter.

->"Want
counter.''

->''"Want
some?" He offers.

->The
offers.''

->''The
Engineer did not answer as his gaze was currently on the droplets as they reduced a saucer to a dark sludge.

->He
sludge.''

->''He
then looked to the Chemist and declined through an awkward tone of linguistics, "No thanks; I'd rather not be blind and pissing purple for the next few weeks."''

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