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-->-- https://extraneousdominomask.tumblr.com/post/162205227287/a-zooplecoop-where-nick-and-judy-interrogating-a

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-->-- https://extraneousdominomask.[[https://extraneousdominomask.tumblr.com/post/162205227287/a-zooplecoop-where-nick-and-judy-interrogating-a
com/post/162205227287/a-zooplecoop-where-nick-and-judy-interrogating-a A Zooplecoop where Nick and Judy interrogating a bulldog guard and failing to grasp the concept of feral animals. ]]
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-->-- '''Narrator''' in the WebVideo/HonestTrailers for ''WesternAnimation/AGoofyMovie''.

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-->-- '''Narrator''' in the WebVideo/HonestTrailers for ''WesternAnimation/AGoofyMovie''.''WesternAnimation/AGoofyMovie''.

-> ''What a weird world where a tree is more sapient and thus less desirable to kill than a moving entity.''
-->-- '''Skawo''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-M8TfeJaRc Paper Mario: The Origami King - Part 4 - Tree Sappyience]]
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-->-- '''Creator/DougWalker''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Dinosaur}}''

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-->-- '''Creator/DougWalker''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Dinosaur}}''
reviewing ''WesternAnimation/{{Dinosaur}}'' as part of ''Disneycember''
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-->-- '''Player character, upon catching a frog with their fishing rod''', ''VideoGame/AnimalCrossingNewHorizons''

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-->-- '''Player character, upon catching a frog with their fishing rod''', ''VideoGame/AnimalCrossingNewHorizons''''VideoGame/AnimalCrossingNewHorizons''

->''" Welcome to the world of Goofy. Where the fish are fish, the birds are birds, and everyone else is somewhere on the spectrum between dog, cat and man."''
-->-- '''Narrator''' in the WebVideo/HonestTrailers for ''WesternAnimation/AGoofyMovie''.
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-->-- '''Player character upon catching a frog with their fishing net''', ''VideoGame/AnimalCrossingNewHorizons''

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-->-- '''Player character character, upon catching a frog with their fishing net''', rod''', ''VideoGame/AnimalCrossingNewHorizons''
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-->-- https://extraneousdominomask.tumblr.com/post/162205227287/a-zooplecoop-where-nick-and-judy-interrogating-a

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-->-- https://extraneousdominomask.tumblr.com/post/162205227287/a-zooplecoop-where-nick-and-judy-interrogating-acom/post/162205227287/a-zooplecoop-where-nick-and-judy-interrogating-a

->''"I caught a frog! Or it's a new neighbor...and I have some apologizing to do."''
-->-- '''Player character upon catching a frog with their fishing net''', ''VideoGame/AnimalCrossingNewHorizons''
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-->-- '''Creator/DougWalker''', ''Disney/{{Dinosaur}}''

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-->-- '''Creator/DougWalker''', ''Disney/{{Dinosaur}}''
''WesternAnimation/{{Dinosaur}}''



->''"Starring... generic anime guys, [[Music/{{Vocaloid}} Hatsune Riku]], [[SdrawkcabName "Disney" spelled backwards]], [[WesternAnimation/MickeyMouse American Pikachu]], [[Anime/DragonBallZ SSJ Trunks]], [[Film/BoyzNTheHood boys in da hood]], [[Disney/{{Aladdin}} MC Hammer Pants]], [[WesternAnimation/DonaldDuck Aflac]], [[Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast Disney's Wolverine]], [[Disney/TheLittleMermaid Evil Adele]], [[VideoGame/{{Portal}} GlaDos]], [[WesternAnimation/PlutoThePup a dog]], and... [[WesternAnimation/{{Goofy}} also a dog]]? Huh. Interesting... [[LampshadeHanging So one wears pants?]]"''

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->''"Starring... generic anime guys, [[Music/{{Vocaloid}} Hatsune Riku]], [[SdrawkcabName "Disney" spelled backwards]], [[WesternAnimation/MickeyMouse American Pikachu]], [[Anime/DragonBallZ SSJ Trunks]], [[Film/BoyzNTheHood boys in da hood]], [[Disney/{{Aladdin}} [[WesternAnimation/{{Aladdin}} MC Hammer Pants]], [[WesternAnimation/DonaldDuck Aflac]], [[Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast [[WesternAnimation/BeautyAndTheBeast Disney's Wolverine]], [[Disney/TheLittleMermaid [[WesternAnimation/{{The Little Mermaid|1989}} Evil Adele]], [[VideoGame/{{Portal}} GlaDos]], [[WesternAnimation/PlutoThePup a dog]], and... [[WesternAnimation/{{Goofy}} also a dog]]? Huh. Interesting... [[LampshadeHanging So one wears pants?]]"''
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'''N''': I bet over in Paris you get a lot of weird “alternative lifestyles”, huh? Well, whatever. I’m not one to kinkshame.\\

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'''N''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I bet over in Paris you get a lot of weird “alternative lifestyles”, huh? huh?]] [[TheyJustDontGetIt Well, whatever. I’m not one to kinkshame.\\]]\\
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'''C''': No, listen. I… really don’t know how to explain this to you. It’s a dog.||

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'''C''': No, listen. I… really don’t know how to explain this to you. It’s a dog.||\\
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'''C''': [[YouGotToBeKiddingMe …Is this a joke?]]\\

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'''C''': [[YouGotToBeKiddingMe [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe …Is this a joke?]]\\
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_>'''[[VideoGame/SlyCooper Carmelita]]''': How was your first patrol? Any luck?\\

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_>'''[[VideoGame/SlyCooper ->'''[[VideoGame/SlyCooper Carmelita]]''': How was your first patrol? Any luck?\\



'''C''': [[YouGottaBeKiddingMe …Is this a joke?]]\\

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'''C''': [[YouGottaBeKiddingMe [[YouGotToBeKiddingMe …Is this a joke?]]\\



'''C''': [[Big No NO]]

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'''C''': [[Big No [[BigNo NO]]
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-->--'''Narrator''', ''VideoGame/InvestiGatorTheCaseOfTheBigCrime''

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-->--'''Narrator''', ''VideoGame/InvestiGatorTheCaseOfTheBigCrime''''VideoGame/InvestiGatorTheCaseOfTheBigCrime''

_>'''[[VideoGame/SlyCooper Carmelita]]''': How was your first patrol? Any luck?\\
'''[[WesternAnimation/{{Zootopia}} Nick]]''': Well, most of Muggshot’s goons are laying low…\\
'''Judy''': …but we did collar one suspect!\\
'''C''': Excellent. May I see?\\
'''J''': Of course!\\
''[Judy gestures, ecstatically and with both arms, through the two-way mirror of the interrogation room.]''\\
''[Inside, a bulldog is sleeping, slobbering onto the table.]''\\
'''C''': …\\
'''N''': …?\\
'''J''': ???\\
'''C''': [[YouGottaBeKiddingMe …Is this a joke?]]\\
'''J''': What? No! No no no! Look, I’m sorry he fell asleep, I just, we’re treating him gently, actually we think there might be something ‘wrong’ with him, we didn’t want to put too much -\\
'''C''': That’s a dog.\\
'''J''': Yeah! Just like the rest of Muggshot’s gang!\\
'''N''': Not that we based the arrest entirely on racial profiling.\\
'''J''': Oh! No! Of course not! I didn’t - yes. We found him guarding one of Muggshot’s legal properties.\\
'''N''': And when we approached, he attacked us without warning. Pretty bone-headed move, honestly.\\
'''C''': Mmhmm. Probably because it’s a dog.\\
'''N''': Woah, hey!\\
'''J''': Carmelita, you can’t just say something like that! I thought you of all people -\\
'''C''': No, listen. I… really don’t know how to explain this to you. It’s a dog.||
'''J''': Like Muggshot.\\
'''C''': No. Not like Muggshot.\\
'''N''': Muggshot is a dog.\\
'''C''': Muggshot is a dog, but not like this dog is a dog. It’s… you know, a dog? An animal you take home and feed and bring around on a leash?\\
'''N''': …\\
'''J''': …\\
'''C''': …\\
'''J''': …\\
'''N''': …wait, I think I get it.\\
'''C''': Thank god.\\
'''N''': I bet over in Paris you get a lot of weird “alternative lifestyles”, huh? Well, whatever. I’m not one to kinkshame.\\
'''C''': [[Big No NO]]
-->-- https://extraneousdominomask.tumblr.com/post/162205227287/a-zooplecoop-where-nick-and-judy-interrogating-a
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-->--'''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''', in his review of ''VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006''

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-->--'''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''', in his review of ''VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006''''VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006''

->''"The Crimes went on to hang out with their new pony. Ponies are people in this universe, I guess? I'm not actually sure."''
-->--'''Narrator''', ''VideoGame/InvestiGatorTheCaseOfTheBigCrime''
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->''""In these worlds we had funny animals that walked and talked, [[DogFace humans with animal parts that walked and talked]], but we also had the kind of animals we are used to in real life - dumb animals that don't read and write or talk or walk on their hind legs. I am dying to know how old time cartoonists decided which creatures were allowed the gifts of intelligence, opposable thumbs or pants. Talk about playing God! Every cartoonist has as much power as the Almighty in making arbitrary decisions about which of his creatures get the good or bad end of the stick."''

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->''""In these worlds we had funny animals that walked and talked, [[DogFace [[{{dogfaces}} humans with animal parts that walked and talked]], but we also had the kind of animals we are used to in real life - dumb animals that don't read and write or talk or walk on their hind legs. I am dying to know how old time cartoonists decided which creatures were allowed the gifts of intelligence, opposable thumbs or pants. Talk about playing God! Every cartoonist has as much power as the Almighty in making arbitrary decisions about which of his creatures get the good or bad end of the stick."''



-->--'''Pluto''', ''WesternAnimation/DrawnTogether''

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-->--'''Pluto''', ''WesternAnimation/DrawnTogether''''WesternAnimation/DrawnTogether''

->''"So I complete the task, I get the kid's dog and -- h-hang on, stop and think about this. It's designed to look like a real life dog, yet it's sitting next to [[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog a giant cartoon hedgehog]]! What kind of world does this game exist in?"''
-->--'''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''', in his review of ''VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006''
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->''"Okay, this is something that has bothered me for years, and in all sorts of medium. So I'm furnishing my little ''VideoGame/AnimalCrossing'' cottage, right? But I don't know if I'm comfortable with keeping a caged canary (which is a furniture item) in the window when my next-door neighbor is a talking, four-foot-tall robin. ''

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->''"Okay, this is something that has bothered me for years, and in all sorts of medium. So I'm furnishing my little ''VideoGame/AnimalCrossing'' cottage, right? But I don't know if I'm comfortable with keeping a caged canary (which is a furniture item) in the window when my next-door neighbor is a [[BirdPeople talking, four-foot-tall robin.robin]]. ''
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->''"(Goofy's) the only fucking dog who's good enough to wear fucking pants!? Well, I wanna wear the fucking pants for once!"''

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->''"(Goofy's) the only fucking dog who's good enough to wear fucking pants!? pants?! Well, I wanna wear the fucking pants for once!"''
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-->-- ''[[WebVideo/HonestTrailers Honest Game Trailers]]'', "''VideoGame/KingdomHearts''"

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-->-- ''[[WebVideo/HonestTrailers Honest Game Trailers]]'', "''VideoGame/KingdomHearts''"
"''VideoGame/KingdomHeartsI''"
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-->--'''Bo Burnham'''

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-->--'''Bo Burnham'''Burnham'''

->''"(Goofy's) the only fucking dog who's good enough to wear fucking pants!? Well, I wanna wear the fucking pants for once!"''
-->--'''Pluto''', ''WesternAnimation/DrawnTogether''
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-->-- '''WebVideo/NecroCritic''', ''Film/TheAdventuresOfTheAmericanRabbit''

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-->-- '''WebVideo/NecroCritic''', ''Film/TheAdventuresOfTheAmericanRabbit''
''WesternAnimation/TheAdventuresOfTheAmericanRabbit''



'''Arthur:''' Andy's not a mouse. He's a...something. I forget.\\

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'''Arthur:''' Andy's not a mouse. He's a...something. I forget.\\
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->''"Starring... generic anime guys, [[Music/{{Vocaloid}} Hatsune Riku]], [[SdrawkcabName "Disney" spelled backwards]], [[Disney/MickeyMouse American Pikachu]], [[Anime/DragonBallZ SSJ Trunks]], [[Film/BoyzNTheHood boys in da hood]], [[Disney/{{Aladdin}} MC Hammer Pants]], [[WesternAnimation/DonaldDuck Aflac]], [[Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast Disney's Wolverine]], [[Disney/TheLittleMermaid Evil Adele]], [[VideoGame/{{Portal}} GlaDos]], [[WesternAnimation/PlutoThePup a dog]], and... [[WesternAnimation/{{Goofy}} also a dog]]? Huh. Interesting... [[LampshadeHanging So one wears pants?]]"''

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->''"Starring... generic anime guys, [[Music/{{Vocaloid}} Hatsune Riku]], [[SdrawkcabName "Disney" spelled backwards]], [[Disney/MickeyMouse [[WesternAnimation/MickeyMouse American Pikachu]], [[Anime/DragonBallZ SSJ Trunks]], [[Film/BoyzNTheHood boys in da hood]], [[Disney/{{Aladdin}} MC Hammer Pants]], [[WesternAnimation/DonaldDuck Aflac]], [[Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast Disney's Wolverine]], [[Disney/TheLittleMermaid Evil Adele]], [[VideoGame/{{Portal}} GlaDos]], [[WesternAnimation/PlutoThePup a dog]], and... [[WesternAnimation/{{Goofy}} also a dog]]? Huh. Interesting... [[LampshadeHanging So one wears pants?]]"''



->'''The Brain:''' If they're animals, does their school serve bugs and garbage for lunch?
->'''Francine:''' I'd like to know how a mouse has a pet dog. Wouldn't the dog eat him?
->'''Arthur:''' Andy's not a mouse. He's a...something. I forget.

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->'''The Brain:''' If they're animals, does their school serve bugs and garbage for lunch?
->'''Francine:'''
lunch?\\
'''Francine:'''
I'd like to know how a mouse has a pet dog. Wouldn't the dog eat him?
->'''Arthur:'''
him?\\
'''Arthur:'''
Andy's not a mouse. He's a...something. I forget.\\
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->''"Starring... generic anime guys, [[Music/{{Vocaloid}} Hatsune Riku]], [[SdrawkcabName "Disney" spelled backwards]], [[Disney/MickeyMouse American Pikachu]], [[Anime/DragonBallZ SSJ Trunks]], [[Film/BoyzNTheHood boys in da hood]], [[Disney/{{Aladdin}} MC Hammer Pants]], [[WesternAnimation/DonaldDuck Aflac]], [[Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast Disney's Wolverine]], [[Disney/TheLittleMermaid Evil Adele]], [[VideoGame/{{Portal}} GlaDos]], [[WesternAnimation/PlutoThePup a dog]], and...[[Disney/{{Goofy}} also a dog]]? Huh. Interesting... [[LampshadeHanging So one wears pants?]]"''
-->--'''[[WebVideo/HonestTrailers Honest Game Trailers]]''' - ''VideoGame/KingdomHearts''

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->''"Starring... generic anime guys, [[Music/{{Vocaloid}} Hatsune Riku]], [[SdrawkcabName "Disney" spelled backwards]], [[Disney/MickeyMouse American Pikachu]], [[Anime/DragonBallZ SSJ Trunks]], [[Film/BoyzNTheHood boys in da hood]], [[Disney/{{Aladdin}} MC Hammer Pants]], [[WesternAnimation/DonaldDuck Aflac]], [[Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast Disney's Wolverine]], [[Disney/TheLittleMermaid Evil Adele]], [[VideoGame/{{Portal}} GlaDos]], [[WesternAnimation/PlutoThePup a dog]], and...[[Disney/{{Goofy}} [[WesternAnimation/{{Goofy}} also a dog]]? Huh. Interesting... [[LampshadeHanging So one wears pants?]]"''
-->--'''[[WebVideo/HonestTrailers -->-- ''[[WebVideo/HonestTrailers Honest Game Trailers]]''' - ''VideoGame/KingdomHearts''
Trailers]]'', "''VideoGame/KingdomHearts''"
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->''""In these worlds we had funny animals that walked and talked, humans with animal parts that walked and talked, but we also had the kind of animals we are used to in real life - dumb animals that don't read and write or talk or walk on their hind legs. I am dying to know how old time cartoonists decided which creatures were allowed the gifts of intelligence, opposable thumbs or pants. Talk about playing God! Every cartoonist has as much power as the Almighty in making arbitrary decisions about which of his creatures get the good or bad end of the stick."''

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->''""In these worlds we had funny animals that walked and talked, [[DogFace humans with animal parts that walked and talked, talked]], but we also had the kind of animals we are used to in real life - dumb animals that don't read and write or talk or walk on their hind legs. I am dying to know how old time cartoonists decided which creatures were allowed the gifts of intelligence, opposable thumbs or pants. Talk about playing God! Every cartoonist has as much power as the Almighty in making arbitrary decisions about which of his creatures get the good or bad end of the stick."''
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->''""In these worlds we had funny animals that walked and talked, humans with animal parts that walked and talked, but we also had the kind of animals we are used to in real life - dumb animals that don't read and write or talk or walk on their hind legs. I am dying to know how old time cartoonists decided which creatures were allowed the gifts of intelligence, opposable thumbs or pants. Talk about playing God! Every cartoonist has as much power as the Almighty in making arbitrary decisions about which of his creatures get the good or bad end of the stick."''
-->--Creator/JohnKricfalusi on FunnyAnimal comics like WesternAnimation/DonaldDuck, [[Blog/JohnKStuff "Mutant Cartoon Creatures From the Netherworld"]]
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-->-- '''Jumbo''', ''FishHooks''

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-->-- '''Jumbo''', ''FishHooks''
''WesternAnimation/FishHooks''
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->''"If Mickey's a mouse, and Minnie's a mouse, and Donald's a duck, and Goofy is a dog, if they're all animals and they can talk, why is Pluto just a fucking dog? Is Mickey keeping a retarded guy as a pet?"''

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->''"If Mickey's a mouse, and Minnie's a mouse, and Donald's a duck, and Goofy is a dog, if they're all animals and they can talk, why is Pluto just a fucking dog? Is Mickey just keeping a retarded guy as a pet?"''
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-->--'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''', reviewing the first episode of the ''[[WesternAnimation/DuckTales2017 DuckTales]]'' reboot

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-->--'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''', reviewing the first episode of the ''[[WesternAnimation/DuckTales2017 DuckTales]]'' rebootreboot

->''"If Mickey's a mouse, and Minnie's a mouse, and Donald's a duck, and Goofy is a dog, if they're all animals and they can talk, why is Pluto just a fucking dog? Is Mickey keeping a retarded guy as a pet?"''
-->--'''Bo Burnham'''
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-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Arthur}}'', [[SelfDeprecation poking fun at itself]] in "The Contest"

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-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Arthur}}'', [[SelfDeprecation poking fun at itself]] in "The Contest"Contest"

->''"They're all'' birds! ''How does that work? When is [[WesternAnimation/PlutoThePup Pluto]] gonna walk WesternAnimation/{{Goofy}}?! IT'S NEVER EXPLAINED!"''
-->--'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''', reviewing the first episode of the ''[[WesternAnimation/DuckTales2017 DuckTales]]'' reboot
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-->--''WesternAnimation/Arthur'', [[SelfDeprecation poking fun at itself]] in "The Contest"

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-->--''WesternAnimation/Arthur'', -->--''WesternAnimation/{{Arthur}}'', [[SelfDeprecation poking fun at itself]] in "The Contest"
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-->--'''LetsPlay/{{Jacksepticeye}}''', ''VideoGame/NightInTheWoods - Part 2''

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-->--'''LetsPlay/{{Jacksepticeye}}''', ''VideoGame/NightInTheWoods - Part 2''2''

->'''The Brain:''' If they're animals, does their school serve bugs and garbage for lunch?
->'''Francine:''' I'd like to know how a mouse has a pet dog. Wouldn't the dog eat him?
->'''Arthur:''' Andy's not a mouse. He's a...something. I forget.
-->--''WesternAnimation/Arthur'', [[SelfDeprecation poking fun at itself]] in "The Contest"
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-->--'''Learoyd, ComicBook/TheAutumnlandsToothAndClaw'''

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-->--'''Learoyd, ComicBook/TheAutumnlandsToothAndClaw'''ComicBook/TheAutumnlandsToothAndClaw'''

->''"Okay, let's talk about the weirdness of this. We have talking, sentient animals going around: Cats, birds, crocodiles, dogs, whatever. That's cool. But we also have regular birds... and squirrels and everything going around! Don't you think the pigeon's looking at him going 'Motherfucker gets to articulate his thoughts with words and has fuckin' thumbs and everything.'"''
-->--'''LetsPlay/{{Jacksepticeye}}''', ''VideoGame/NightInTheWoods - Part 2''

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