History Quotes / FurryConfusion

-->-- ''Webcomic/AwkwardZombie'', [[https://www.awkwardzombie.com/comic/please-explain-this-anomaly "Please Explain This Anomaly"]]

-->--'''Pluto''', ''WesternAnimation/DrawnTogether''

->'''Espio:''' Look, there's a frog.\\
'''Charmy:''' Hi there, Frog! Have you seen any Chao around here?\\
'''Vector:''' The frog can't talk, Charmy.\\
'''Charmy:''' Why not? [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Is he stupid?]]\\
'''Vector:''' He's an animal.\\
'''Charmy:''' So what? [[AnalogyBackfire We're animals, too.]]\\
'''Vector:''' We don't have time for this.\\
'''Espio:''' No, hold on. He has a point.\\
'''Charmy:''' Yeah! What makes ''us'' different from the frog?\\
'''Vector:''' They're not… like us.\\
'''Charmy:''' What do you mean? [[MistakenForRacist Are you racist?]]\\
'''Vector:''' WHAT!? No! I mean, they walk on all fours and live in the woods! I'm pretty sure Big keeps one as a pet. They aren't… y'know, sapient.\\
'''Espio:''' But what truly makes something sapient? Is the frog's simple demeanor really a proper means to judge its capacity for thought?\\
'''Vector:''' [[BluntYes Yes.]] Stop talking about this.\\
'''Espio:''' Has God forsaken this creature?\\
'''Vector:''' I said stop!\\
'''Espio:''' Or has he forsaken ''us'' by cursing us with intelligence?\\
'''Vector:''' Espio! We have nine out of ten missing Chao and I ''really'' just wanna get out of this jungle! [[SkewedPriorities Can you]] ''[[SkewedPriorities please]]'' [[SkewedPriorities have your existential crisis later!?]]\\
'''Espio:''' Does this quandary ''not'' weigh on your mind?\\
'''Vector:''' No!\\
'''Charmy:''' Why? Because you're racist?\\
'''Vector:''' I'm not racist! Frogs don't talk, okay!? That's just how it is!\\

'''Charmy:''' [[RuleOfThree Because you're—]]\\

'''Charmy:''' Hi there, frog! Have you seen any Chao around here?\\

-->-- '''Louis''', ''Series/EvenStevens''

->''"And is it fair, that Pluto has to sleep in a doghouse, and wear a leash, while Goofy, who is also a dog, gets to drive around in a car and play golf with Mickey!?"''

->''"And is it fair, that Pluto has to sleep in a doghouse, and wear a leash, while Goofy, who is ''also a dog'', gets to drive around in a car and play golf with Mickey!?"''

-->''"And is it fair, that Pluto has to sleep in a doghouse, and wear a leash, while Goofy, who is ''also a dog'', gets to drive around in a car and play golf with Mickey!?"''

-->--'''LetsPlay/{{Jacksepticeye}}''', ''VideoGame/NightInTheWoods - Part 2''

'''Pinkie Pie:''' It's going AMAZING. Sure, Mr. Monkey was having an eensy bit of trouble with the choreography at first... but that was BEFORE I bonded with him about our shared love of literature! See, I was in the middle of telling him this story Mistmane told me, about the King of the Monkeys, and how he was BEST FRIENDS with a pigotaur and a sand troll... and how one day they all teamed up to help this sweet unicorn librarian travel ALL the way to Shire Lanka to check out a book he really wanted! It's going over GREAT!\\

->'''[[VideoGame/SlyCooper Carmelita]]''': How was your first patrol? Any luck?\\
'''[[WesternAnimation/{{Zootopia}} Nick]]''': Well, most of Muggshot’s goons are laying low…\\
'''Judy''': …but we did collar one suspect!\\
'''C''': Excellent. May I see?\\
'''J''': Of course!\\

'''C''': …\\
'''N''': …?\\
'''J''': ???\\
'''C''': [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe …Is this a joke?]]\\
'''J''': What? No! No no no! Look, I’m sorry he fell asleep, I just, we’re treating him gently, actually we think there might be something ‘wrong’ with him, we didn’t want to put too much -\\
'''C''': That’s a dog.\\
'''J''': Yeah! Just like the rest of Muggshot’s gang!\\
'''N''': Not that we based the arrest entirely on racial profiling.\\
'''J''': Oh! No! Of course not! I didn’t - yes. We found him guarding one of Muggshot’s legal properties.\\
'''N''': And when we approached, he attacked us without warning. Pretty bone-headed move, honestly.\\
'''C''': Mmhmm. Probably because it’s a dog.\\
'''N''': Woah, hey!\\
'''J''': Carmelita, you can’t just say something like that! I thought you of all people -\\
'''C''': No, listen. I… really don’t know how to explain this to you. It’s a dog.\\
'''J''': Like Muggshot.\\
'''C''': No. Not like Muggshot.\\
'''N''': Muggshot is a dog.\\
'''C''': Muggshot is a dog, but not like this dog is a dog. It’s… you know, a dog? An animal you take home and feed and bring around on a leash?\\
'''N''': …\\
'''J''': …\\
'''C''': …\\
'''J''': …\\
'''N''': …wait, I think I get it.\\
'''C''': Thank god.\\
'''N''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I bet over in Paris you get a lot of weird “alternative lifestyles”, huh?]] [[TheyJustDontGetIt Well, whatever. I’m not one to kinkshame.]]\\
'''C''': [[BigNo NO]]
-->-- [[https://extraneousdominomask.tumblr.com/post/162205227287/a-zooplecoop-where-nick-and-judy-interrogating-a A Zooplecoop where Nick and Judy interrogating a bulldog guard and failing to grasp the concept of feral animals. ]]

-->-- ''WebVideo/{{FUDW}}'' on ''Arthur''

-->-- '''WebVideo/NecroCritic''', ''WesternAnimation/TheAdventuresOfTheAmericanRabbit''

->''" Welcome to the world of Goofy. Where the fish are fish, the birds are birds, and everyone else is somewhere on the spectrum between dog, cat and man."''

-->-- ''Webcomic/AwkwardZombie'', [[http://www.awkwardzombie.com/index.php?page=0&comic=052807 "Please Explain This Anomaly"]]

-->-- ''Webcomic/BrawlInTheFamily'', [[http://www.brawlinthefamily.com/?p=1738 "The Fish Next Door"]]

-->-- '''Choo-Choo''' (who is herself a sapient cat,) ''WesternAnimation/{{Jellystone}}''

-->--'''[[CatGirl Fel]]''', ''Webcomic/MyLifeWithFel'', [[https://mylifewithfel.com/post/181 page 181]]

->''""In these worlds we had funny animals that walked and talked, [[{{dogfaces}} humans with animal parts that walked and talked]], but we also had the kind of animals we are used to in real life - dumb animals that don't read and write or talk or walk on their hind legs. I am dying to know how old time cartoonists decided which creatures were allowed the gifts of intelligence, opposable thumbs or pants. Talk about playing God! Every cartoonist has as much power as the Almighty in making arbitrary decisions about which of his creatures get the good or bad end of the stick."''

-->-- '''Bulletin board advertisement''', ''[[VideoGame/TheJackboxPartyPack Patently Stupid]]''

-->-- '''Skawo''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-M8TfeJaRc Paper Mario: The Origami King - Part 4 - Tree Sappyience]]