History Quotes / ForcedTutorial

-->-- '''Toastyfrog.com [[http://www.gamespite.net/toastywiki/index.php/Site/ThumbnailMetalGearSolid2-02 Thumbnail Theatre]]''': ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid2''

-->''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/12865938?view_full_work=true OtherSelf Online]]'' a ''Franchise/BlackRockShooter''[=/=]''LightNovel/SwordArtOnline'' fic

->"Surely one would have had to eaten a lot of paste to require a special tutorial to how that you ''use the right analog stick to move''. Can we maybe take that as understood if the player has gotten as far as holding the controller with their ''hands'' rather than their buttcheeks?"

-->''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/12865938?view_full_work=true OtherSelf Online]]'' a ''Franchise/BlackRockShooter''[=/=]''Anime/SwordArtOnline'' fic

->'''Gold:''' Oh, yes. ''Paradise'' has a mandatory and ridiculously long tutorial that [[TropesAreTools is highly useful if it's the first VRMMO you've played and is largely unnecessary otherwise]]. I'd love to play it again, but I don't want to go through that again.

->'''Gold:''' Well, ''Paradise'' is meant to be equally accessible to everyone. Fantasy veterans, fantasy newcomers, people who have never done VR before, people who have done VR for years - adult and kids. The NervGear was rated for ages 13 and up, and I think the AmuSphere is rated lower... so [[JustifiedTrope what's something you]] '''[[JustifiedTrope need]]''' [[JustifiedTrope to have in a game for little ones]]?

-->--'''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''', ''VideoGame/NiNoKuni: Wrath of the White Witch''

-->--'''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''', ''NiNoKuniWrathOfTheWhiteWitch''

-->--'''Toastyfrog.com [[http://www.gamespite.net/toastywiki/index.php/Site/ThumbnailMetalGearSolid2-02 Thumbnail Theatre]]''': ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid2''

-->--'''MiracleOfSound''', ''Shooter Guy''

-->--'''Rex "Power" Colt''', ''VideoGame/FarCry3BloodDragon''

->"It takes your controls away from you for five seconds in the very last dungeon in the game to tell you that [[CaptainObvious ice is cold]]."
-->LetsPlay/{{Chuggaaconroy}}, talking about ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaLinksAwakening''

-->--'''Toastyfrog.com [[http://www.gamespite.net/toastywiki/index.php/Site/ThumbnailMetalGearSolid2-02 Thumbnail Theatre]]''': ''MetalGearSolid2''

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->'''Gabe''': Oh, for fuck's sake. I know how to jump, ''KingdomHearts''! I'm good at jumping! I jump '''''all the time.''''' Gimme my fucking keyblade!\\
'''NintendoDS''': The microphone has detected bursts of profanity. Would you like to skip this incredibly long tutorial?\\
'''Gabe''': Yes! A thousand times yes!\\
'''NintendoDS''': Before you can skip the Tutorial, you will need to complete the Tutorial Skipping Tutorial.\\
'''Gabe''': GAAAAAAAAAH!
-->--'''PennyArcade''', ''[[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2009/10/5/ My Friend Totoriol]]''

-->--'''''ZeroPunctuation''''', ''NiNoKuniWrathOfTheWhiteWitch''

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-->--'''''ZeroPunctuation'''', ''NiNoKuniWrathOfTheWhiteWitch''

->"Surely one would have had to eaten a lot of paste to require a special tutorial to how that you ''use the right analog stick to move''. Can we maybe take that as understood if the player has gotten as far as holding the controller with their hands rather than ''their buttcheeks''?"