History Quotes / FashionVictimVillain

!!!RealLife
->''I looked like Creator/LizaMinnelli with jaundice.''
-->--'''Patricia Tallman''' on playing a Romulan in ''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration'', ''Pleasure Thresholds''

->"What's with this [[Creator/TomHardy Shinzon]] guy? First he [[ExpectingSomeoneTaller calls you a shrimp.]] Then he [[IHaveYouNowMyPretty makes a play for my woman]]. And he's dressed like a reject from ''{{Film/Rollerball}}''. Let's work him over."
-->--'''Creator/JonathanFrakes''' to Creator/PatrickStewart on the set of ''Film/StarTrekNemesis''

->''Cobra Commander [[NotSoHarmlessVillain isn’t very funny any more]]. Although, really, given that his uniform includes wearing a bag over his head, [[{{Narm}} there are limits to how unfunny]] he can be at any given time.''
-->--'''Creator/WarrenEllis''' on ''WesternAnimation/GIJoeResolute''

->''You can tell he's no good because of his monocle and hawaiian shirts.''
-->--'''[[http://www.hardcoregaming101.net/jumpingflash/jumpingflash.htm Stephen Moles]]''' on [[VideoGame/JumpingFlash Baron Aloha]]

->'''Grievous''': [[MonsterModesty Where are my pants?]]\\
'''Sidious''': I have a set of pantaloons for you to wear. They're stylish!
-->--'''''WebVideo/RedLetterMedia''''' reviews ''Film/RevengeOfTheSith''

->''I can’t help but notice that I have hardly discussed the fashions on offer this season, which must mean that I have either adjusted to the [[{{Zeerust}} space age couture]] the show flaunts, or things have become a little more subdued and easy on the eye. Servalan is always the exception, I am almost always thrilled to see what design monstrosity she is going to come parading on in next.''
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2013/09/blakes-7-season-three.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Series/BlakesSeven'', "Terminal"

->''I assume Creator/ColinBaker was playing Maxil as a psychopath who was looking forward to being the first Time Lord executioner in thousands of years. Or perhaps Maxil was just angry that he was expected to wear that preposterous hat.''
-->--'''''[[http://www.philipsandifer.com/2012/03/you-ask-me-to-appreciate-it-arc-of.html TARDIS Eruditorum]]''''' on ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS20E1ArcOfInfinity}} "Arc of Infinity"]]

->"Her makeup doesn't look 'evil' so much as it looks like she tried to make a suction cup with her mouth using a drinking glass."
-->--'''''WebVideo/{{CinemaSins}}''''' on ''WesternAnimation/StarWarsTheCloneWars''

->'''Macet:''' I am Gul Macet of the Cardassian ship ''Trager.''\\
'''Chuck:''' (watching) ...And as you can tell from this hat, I lost a bet.
-->--{{Website/SFDebris}} on ''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration'', "The Wounded"

->''Goodnight, Lutessa Lena Luthor. You died as you lived: in a dumb WesternAnimation/InspectorGadget coat.''
-->--'''''[=ComicsAlliance=]''''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/recap-smallville-finale/ on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Finale")

->''First, before anything else, I need to tell you what {{Wrestling/Konnan}} is wearing here. The man is bald, as always, with a [[PointlessBandAid random bandage]] on the side of his head. He is wearing a traditional wrestling singlet with flames all over it, and a tassely hula skirts with tassels on his boots as well. Over top of this he is wearing Napoleon's goddamn jacket...Altogether it gives the impression that Konnan is [[NinjaPirateZombieRobot a crazy Mexican pirate]] from PartsUnknown and this is both completely ridiculous and entirely endearing.''
-->--'''[[http://cewshreviews.blogspot.com/2010/09/wcw-bash-at-beach-1996.html Cewsh]]''' on {{Wrestling/WCW}} ''Bash at the Beach 1996''

->'''[[Film/{{Sonic}} Dr. Robotnik:]]''' Where is it?\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': My fashion sense? I misplaced it weeks ago.
-->-- ''WebVideo/{{Retsupurae}}''

->''I had to rewind the movie to catch all this, because the first time around I was too busy laughing at [[Creator/RobertPatrick Patrick's]] platinum blonde '[[Music/VanillaIce Ice, Ice Baby]]' [[ImprobableHairstyle high tower of hair]], devilish [[BeardOfEvil Van Dyke goatee]] and his [[PimpDuds pimp zoot suit]] to pay attention. And I'm wondering which role was more humiliating: this or having to play the punching bag to Wrestling/JohnCena in ''Film/TheMarine.
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' [[http://spoonyexperiment.com/double-dragon/ on]] ''Film/DoubleDragon''

->'''David:''' Chase wakes up in Riddler’s tower on a Riddler-print couch while Riddler wears a new suit with blinking LED question marks, making him look like a Website/GeoCities page from 1997.\\
'''Chris''': He’s going to take over Gotham with the promise of a book that teaches you how to get $$$FREE MONEY$$$ from the government.
-->--Chris Sims and David Uzumeri [[http://comicsalliance.com/batman-forever-review/ on]] ''Film/BatmanForever''

->Just whose idea ''was'' it to have this evil general running around wearing ''neon blue lipstick''? It's hard to look like a militaristic badass when you look like you just escaped from a production of ''Theatre/{{Cabaret}}''! I kept wondering if his D&D alignment was [[DepravedHomosexual Chaotic Fabulous!"]]
-->-- '''[[http://foywonder.com/archives/nowff/foy_0201n.html Scott Foy]]''' on ''Film/DungeonsAndDragons''

->[[{{Film/Skyfall}} "Hey, Javier, we want you to play a villain."]]\\
"Sure, what kind of terrible hairdo will he have?"
-->-- '''''Website/{{Cracked}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/article_20298_6-huge-movie-plot-twists-that-caused-even-bigger-plot-holes.html#ixzz2vn6uzUVQ 6 Huge Movie Plot Twists That Caused Even Bigger Plot Holes]]

!!!Fiction
->[[FromTheMouthsOfBabes Look, mommy,]] [[PaintedOnPants his pants]] are tighter than yours!
-->-- '''[[OriginalCharacter Duck]]''', regarding [[Manga/DeathNote Mello]] in ''FanFic/AllYouNeedIsLove''.

''**Alternative**''\\
'''Brayko:''' Ah-hah! So you're the fuck that gate-crashes my party, huh? Maybe next time you wait for an invite to the school dance... But then, maybe there is no next time for you, shithead.\\
'''Mike:''' ...Is that jacket for real? Wow. And I thought the ''mansion'' was tasteless.\\

->You answer to a cardboard cutout half your age with the fashion sense of a screaming child. He spends thousands of dollars on his fucking ''hair.''

->Oh. My. God! It's Music/LadyGaga!
-->--'''Naomi''' (regarding Mello), ''WebVideo/DeathNoteTheAbridgedSeriesKpts4tv''

->I know Benny was murdered, but if you ask me, the real crime was that checkered jacket.

->'''Valmont''': I will put up with a lot, Shendu, [[EveryoneHasStandards but I draw the line at wearing a dress!]]\\
'''Shendu''': [[LessEmbarrassingTerm This is a sorcerer's robe!]]
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/JackieChanAdventures''

->'''Wallace Wells''': "Hey! What's up with his outfit?"\\
'''Random Guy''': "Yeah, is he a pirate?"\\
'''Scott Pilgrim''': "''Are'' you a pirate?"\\
'''Matthew Patel''': "Pirates are IN this year!"
-->--''Film/ScottPilgrimVsTheWorld''

-> "''Stop calling yourself 'humble', honorifics or not. Considering how you dress, it's not even funny, it's '''ludicrous'''.''"
-->--'''Hermione Granger''' to '''Lucius Malfoy''', ''Fanfic/TheParselmouthOfGryffindor''

->'''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTwilightPrincess Midna]]''': And speaking of that...How did you manage to find a helmet that fit? I didn’t think anyone made them in that size.\\
'''Ultimate Paragon''': At least [[ComicBook/XMen Juggernaut]] has an excuse. You just look like you should be [[WesternAnimation/WhatsOperaDoc singing about killing wabbits]].\\
'''Scorpion Spear 77''': No, he looks like something Link should be herding right now.
-->--Insults directed at '''ComicBook/{{Loki}}''', Blog/DasSporking

->...[[OurVampiresAreDifferent the ones]] who had kidnapped her didn't seem to be long on ''sensibility.''
->That [[CompensatingForSomething ridiculously oversized ring]] their leader was wearing for example, and the [[Literature/{{Twilight}} body glitter]]. Really? And the leather pants. Unironically, leather pants. Not to mention [[TheDarkChick Lilith]]'s whole Queen of the Undead outfit, which Greta thought you could probably buy online at the kind of shop that sold coffin-shaped handbags for fifty quid.
-->--''[[Literature/DrGretaHelsing Dreadful Company]]''

->It turns out you were just like your sweater: monstrous!
-->--'''Creator/JoanRivers''' to '''Creator/BillCosby''', ''WebVideo/EpicRapBattlesOfHistory''

->That purple suit is something you should only see [[Series/FamilyFeud Steve Harvey]] in!
-->--'''[[Literature/{{It}} Pennywise the Dancing Clown]]''' to '''ComicBook/TheJoker''', ''WebVideo/EpicRapBattlesOfHistory''

->'''Doomfist:''' You know, [=McCree=], [[BetterLivingThroughEvil the winning side would pay much better.]] Maybe buy [[{{Cowboy}} yourself]] some real clothes.\\

->''Lutessa Lena Luthor. You died as you lived: in a dumb WesternAnimation/InspectorGadget coat.''

->''Lex eventually goes to the office where Tess shows up to talk to him, and he stabs her. Goodnight, Lutessa Lena Luthor. You died as you lived: in a dumb WesternAnimation/InspectorGadget coat.''

->You can tell he's no good because of his monocle and hawaiian shirts.

->''I can’t help but notice that I have hardly discussed the fashions on offer this season, which must mean that I have either adjusted to the [[{{Zeerust}} space age couture]] the show flaunts, or things have become a little more subdued and easy on the eye. Servalan is always the exception, I am almost always thrilled to see what design monstrosity she is going to come parading on in next.;;

->''I assume Creator/ColinBaker was playing Maxil as a psychopath who was looking forward to being the first Time Lord executioner in thousands of years. Or perhaps Maxil was just angry that he was expected to wear that preposterous hat.;;

->"What's with this Shizon guy? First he [[ExpectingSomeoneTaller calls you a shrimp.]] Then he [[IHaveYouNowMyPretty makes a play for my woman]]. And he's dressed like a reject from ''{{Film/Rollerball}}''. Let's work him over."

->"What's with this Shizon guy? First he [[ExpectingSimeoneTaller calls you a shrimp.]] Then he [[IHaveYouNowMyPretty makes a play for my woman]]. And he's dressed like a reject from ''{{Film/Rollerball}}''. Let's work him over."

->''I had to rewind the movie to catch all this, because the first time around I was too busy laughing at [Robert] Patrick's platinum blonde '[[Music/VanillaIce Ice, Ice Baby]]' [[ImprobableHairstyle high tower of hair]], devilish [[BeardOfEvil Van Dyke goatee]] and his [[PimpDuds pimp zoot suit]] to pay attention. And I'm wondering which role was more humiliating: this or having to play the punching bag to Wrestling/JohnCena in ''Film/TheMarine.

->;;I can’t help but notice that I have hardly discussed the fashions on offer this season, which must mean that I have either adjusted to the [[{{Zeerust}} space age couture]] the show flaunts, or things have become a little more subdued and easy on the eye. Servalan is always the exception, I am almost always thrilled to see what design monstrosity she is going to come parading on in next.;;

->;;I assume Creator/ColinBaker was playing Maxil as a psychopath who was looking forward to being the first Time Lord executioner in thousands of years. Or perhaps Maxil was just angry that he was expected to wear that preposterous hat.;;

->I looked like Creator/LizaMinnelli with jaundice.

->Cobra Commander [[NotSoHarmlessVillain isn’t very funny any more]]. Although, really, given that his uniform includes wearing a bag over his head, [[{{Narm}} there are limits to how unfunny]] he can be at any given time.

->I can’t help but notice that I have hardly discussed the fashions on offer this season, which must mean that I have either adjusted to the [[{{Zeerust}} space age couture]] the show flaunts, or things have become a little more subdued and easy on the eye. Servalan is always the exception, I am almost always thrilled to see what design monstrosity she is going to come parading on in next.

->I assume Creator/ColinBaker was playing Maxil as a psychopath who was looking forward to being the first Time Lord executioner in thousands of years. Or perhaps Maxil was just angry that he was expected to wear that preposterous hat.

->Her makeup doesn't look "evil" so much as it looks like she tried to make a suction cup with her mouth using a drinking glass.

->Lex eventually goes to the office where Tess shows up to talk to him, and he stabs her. Goodnight, Lutessa Lena Luthor. You died as you lived: in a dumb WesternAnimation/InspectorGadget coat.

->First, before anything else, I need to tell you what {{Wrestling/Konnan}} is wearing here. The man is bald, as always, with a [[PointlessBandAid random bandage]] on the side of his head. He is wearing a traditional wrestling singlet with flames all over it, and a tassely hula skirts with tassels on his boots as well. Over top of this he is wearing Napoleon's goddamn jacket...Altogether it gives the impression that Konnan is [[NinjaPirateZombieRobot a crazy Mexican pirate]] from PartsUnknown and this is both completely ridiculous and entirely endearing.

->I had to rewind the movie to catch all this, because the first time around I was too busy laughing at [Robert] Patrick's platinum blonde '[[Music/VanillaIce Ice, Ice Baby]]' [[ImprobableHairstyle high tower of hair]], devilish [[BeardOfEvil Van Dyke goatee]] and his [[PimpDuds pimp zoot suit]] to pay attention. And I'm wondering which role was more humiliating: this or having to play the punching bag to Wrestling/JohnCena in ''Film/TheMarine''.

-->--''[[VideoGame/{{Overwatch}}''

-->--'''''WebVideo/{{CinemaSins}}''''' on ''[[Film/StarWarsTheCloneWars The Clone Wars]]''

->I looked like Liza Minnelli with jaundice.

-->--'''''WebVideo/{{CinemaSins}}''''' on ''Film/TheCloneWars''

'''Chuck:''' (watching) ...And as you can see from this hat, I lost a bet.

->Lex eventually goes to the office where Tess shows up to talk to him, and he stabs her. Goodnight, Lutessa Lena Luthor. You died as you lived: in a dumb InspectorGadget coat.

->Cobra Commander [[NotSoHarmless isn’t very funny any more]]. Although, really, given that his uniform includes wearing a bag over his head, [[{{Narm}} there are limits to how unfunny]] he can be at any given time.

-->--Insults directed at '''ComicBook/{{Loki}}'', Blog/DasSporking

-->--'''Hermione Granger''' to '''Lucius Malfoy''', ''Fanfic/TheParselmouthOfGryffindor ''

-->--'''Hermione Granger''' to '''Lucius Malfoy''', ''Fanfic/TheParselmouthOfGriffyndor''

-->--'''Hermione Granger''' to '''Lucius Malfoy''', ''Fanfic/TheParselmouthOfGriffindor''

-> '''Donald Pleaseance:''' Meet me in the laboratory.\\

->'''Valmont''': I will put up with a lot, Shendu, [[EvenEvilHasStandards but I draw the line at wearing a dress!]]\\

->'''David:''' Chase wakes up in Riddler’s tower on a Riddler-print couch while Riddler wears a new suit with blinking LED question marks, making him look like a GeoCities page from 1997.\\

-->--'''''WebVideo/{{CinemaSins}}''''' on''Film/TheCloneWars''