History Quotes / FashionVictimVillain

->''"I think what I enjoy to rant about regarding this movie are the villains. Starting with the big dopey fighter with blue lipstick, who my brother [[{{Narm}} started laughing at immediately]] along with the rest of the audience... Think about the flavor text for this guy in your ''D&D'' game."''\\
'''DM''': A broad shouldered man stands before you, his chiseled frame and grim visage exuding malevolence. He wears dark leather and bears a sword on his hip. His face looks as if chiseled from stone, every line deep with hatred and anger. His shadowed eyes and blue lips purse as if to--\\

-->--'''''Smallvillains''''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/recap-smallville-finale/ on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Finale")

'''Chris''': Thus, his master plan is finally revealed: He’s going to take over Gotham with the promise of a book that teaches you how to get $$$FREE MONEY$$$ from the government.

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->'' [[Franciche/GIJoe Cobra Commander]] [[NotSoHarmless isn’t very funny any more]]. Although, really, given that his uniform includes wearing a bag over his head, there are limits to how unfunny he can be at any given time.''
--> WarrenEllis, talking about GIJoeResolute

->''"Lex eventually goes to the office where Tess shows up to talk to him, and he stabs her. Goodnight, Lutessa Lena Luthor. You died as you lived: in a dumb InspectorGadget coat."''
-->--'''''Smallvillains''''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/recap-smallville-finale/ on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Finale")

->'''David:''' Chase wakes up in Riddler’s tower on a Riddler-print couch while Riddler wears a new suit with blinking LED question marks, making him look like a GeoCities page from 1997.\\
'''Chris''': Thus, his master plan is finally revealed: He’s going to take over Gotham with the promise of a book that teaches you how to get $$$FREE MONEY$$$ from the government.
-->--'''Chris Sims''' and '''David Uzumeri''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/batman-forever-review/ on]] ''Film/BatmanForever''

->[[{{Film/Skyfall}} "Hey, Javier, we want you to play a villain."]]
->"Sure, what kind of terrible hairdo will he have?"
-->-- '''Website/{{Cracked}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/article_20298_6-huge-movie-plot-twists-that-caused-even-bigger-plot-holes.html#ixzz2vn6uzUVQ 6 Huge Movie Plot Twists That Caused Even Bigger Plot Holes]]

->''"Sybok just seemed like some kinda crazy terrorist who was gonna hijack the ''Enterprise''. Maybe he wanted to blow up the house of the guy who cut his hair."''
-->--'''RedLetterMedia''' riffs ''Film/StarTrekVTheFinalFrontier''

->''"I think what I enjoy to rant about regarding this movie are the villains. Starting with the big dopey fighter with blue lipstick, who my brother [[{{Narm}} started laughing at immediately]] along with the rest of the audience... Think about the flavor text for this guy in your ''D&D'' game."''\\
'''DM''': A broad shouldered man stands before you, his chiseled frame and grim visage exuding malevolence. He wears dark leather and bears a sword on his hip. His face looks as if chiseled from stone, every line deep with hatred and anger. His shadowed eyes and blue lips purse as if to--\\
'''Tandem''': Wait wait, he's wearing lipstick?\\
'''Dwarf''': Damn, even the bard's not sissy enough to wear makeup.\\
'''Halfing''': HAAAAH HA HA! Is he wearing curlers?\\
'''DM:''' No, [[BaldOfEvil he's bald!]] Shut up! He's [[TakeOurWordForIt really scary looking!]]
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' [[http://spoonyexperiment.com/dungeons-and-dragons/ on]] ''Film/DungeonsAndDragons''

->''"Before they made this movie, there was discussion to have Sybok's intentions made clear ''earlier'' in the move, but they decided to keep it a secret until later on, I guess. Which was probably a good idea. Sybok just seemed like some kinda crazy terrorist who was gonna hijack the ''Enterprise''. Maybe he wanted to blow up the house of the guy who cut his hair."''

->''"I think what I enjoy to rant about regarding this movie are the villains. Starting with the big dopey fighter with blue lipstick, who my brother [[{{Narm}} started laughing at immediately]] along with the rest of the audience... Think about the flavor text for this guy in your ''D&D'' game."''\\\

-->--'''Chris Sims''' and '''David Uzumeri''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/recap-smallville-finale/ on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Finale")

-->--'''Chris Sims''' and '''David Uzumeri''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-recaps-smallville-episode-8-17-hex/ on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("hex")

-->--'''Wedy''' (regarding Mello), ''[[DNAKPTS4TV Death Note: The Abridged Series (Kpts4tv)]]''

->''"I know Benny was murdered, but if you ask me, the real crime was that checkered jacket".''
-->-- '''White Glove Society''', ''Videogame/FalloutNewVegas''

->''"You're dressed as a space angel. ''Why?''"''
-->-- '''Joel''', riffing on the BigBad's outfit in the ''{{MST3K}}'' episode ''Operation Double 007''

->'''Joel''': You can bet that anybody seriously interested in world domination is going to end up looking like a real snickerdoodle.
->'''Dr. Forrester''', wearing a [[IResembleThatRemark ridiculous outfit]]: What's that supposed to mean?
-->-- ''{{MST3K}}'' doing a sketch about villains

->'''Valmont''': I will put up with a lot, Shendu, [[EvenEvilHasStandards but I draw the line at wearing a dress!]]
->'''Shendu''': [[LessEmbarrassingTerm This is a sorcerer's robe!]]
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/JackieChanAdventures''

-> '''Donald Pleaseance:''' Meet me in the laboratory.
-> '''Tom Servo:''' And don't ever outdress me again.
-->-- ''{{MST3K}}'' on ''{{Pumaman}}''

->'''[[Film/{{Sonic}} Dr. Robotnik:]]''' Where is it?
->'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': My fashion sense? I misplaced it weeks ago.
-->-- ''WebVideo/{{Retsupurae}}''

->''[[FromTheMouthsOfBabes Look, mommy,]] [[PaintedOnPants his pants]] are tighter than yours!''
-->-- [[OriginalCharacter Duck]], regarding [[Manga/DeathNote Mello]] in ''FanFic/AllYouNeedIsLove''.

->'''Shendu''': [[LessEmbarrassingTerm This is a sorcerer's gown!]]

->'''Shendu''': [[TheEuropeanCarryAll This is a sorcerer's gown!]]

-->-- '''Joel''' again, during a sketch about villains

->''"I wonder how many gay cheetahs had to die to make that jacket?"''
-->-- '''Mike Thorton''', ''AlphaProtocol''

->''" I wonder how many gay cheetahs had to die to make that jacket?"''

-->-- ''JackieChanAdventures''

-> Donald Pleaseance: ''" Meet me in the laboratory."''
-> Tom Servo: ''" And don't ever outdress me again."''
--> ''{{MST3K}}'' on ''{{Pumaman}}''

->"Just whose idea was it to have this evil general running around wearing ''neon blue lipstick''? It's hard to look like a militaristic badass when you look like you just escaped from a production of ''Cabaret''! I kept wondering if his D&D alignment was Chaotic Fabulous!"\\
-- '''[[http://foywonder.com/archives/nowff/foy_0201n.html Scott Foy's Review]]''' of ''DungeonsAndDragons'' TheMovie

--> {{MST3K}}, {{Pumaman}}

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->"Just whose idea was it to have this evil general running around wearing ''neon blue lipstick''? It's hard to look like a militaristic badass when you look like you just escaped from a production of ''Cabaret!'' I kept wondering if his D&D alignment was Chaotic Fabulous!"\\