History Quotes / EvenTheGuysWanthim

-->-- Chris Sims and David Uzumeri [[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-recaps-smallville-episode-5x09-lexmas/ on]] ''Series/{{Smallville}}'' ("Lexmas")

->'''Danni:''' I love ''The Fugitive''. Who would you rather sleep with, Tommy Lee Jones or Creator/HarrisonFord?\\

-->--'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''' (again) on WillSmith.

'''Sam''': Did you ever say you could see why women find SeanConnery sexy?\\

-->-- '''Jamie Foxx''' on Music/{{Prince}}

->'''Danni:'''I love ''The Fugitive''. Who would you rather sleep with, Tommy Lee Jones or Creator/HarrisonFord?\\

->Ah, Music/{{Usher}}. The women want him and the men want him. ''({{Beat}})'' [[VerbalBackspace Want to be him...]]the men want to be him, I mean.

->Every woman's husband, and [[EvenTheGuysWantHim every man's wife]].

->...this is the only character [in ''Film/IndependenceDay''] who doesn't suck. Not because of the writing or anything, but because it's [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] Will Smith. The King of Cool. He can make anything sound awesome. He's like the most charming man alive. I don't even know what it is, there's just something about....him.

->It's not men, it's just... him.

->'''Wayne''': I loved [[Creator/MarkWahlberg Marky Mark]] in [[Film/TheFighter this]], especially [[ShirtlessScene with his shirt off]], I thought he was super sexy.
->'''Garth''':...What?
->'''Wayne''':...[[DidIJustSayThatOutLoud Sorry, that was an inside thought]].

'''Mitch''': [[BlatantLies Nnnooooo...]]

->He's dainty.... I'm not gay, I'm just saying, that's nice. I challenge any dude not to look in his eyes and feel some kind of shit.... OK I was like a fag for two seconds.

->-- "Series/MacGyver Theme WithLyrics", Brentalfloss

-->I had an erotic dream about Music/HenryRollins last night, and I'm straight as an arrow!

-->-- '''Jamie Foxx''' on Prince

-->-- '''Cpl. Josh Ray Person''', GenerationKill

->-- "MacGyver Theme WithLyrics", Brentalfloss

-->-- ''DirtyWork''

--> -- [[Film/WaynesWorld Wayne and Garth]] discuss the 2011 [[AcademyAward Oscars]].

->'''Wayne''': I loved [[MarkWahlberg Marky Mark]] in [[TheFighter this]], especially [[ShirtlessScene with his shirt off]], I thought he was super sexy.

--> -- [[WaynesWorld Wayne and Garth]] discuss the 2011 [[AcademyAward Oscars]].

->''Every woman's husband, and [[EvenTheGuysWantHim every man's wife]].''

->''His physique is so magnificently shaped that men as well as women become disconnected at the sight of him.''

->''"So, basically, ''everyone in this office'' is sexually attracted to Curtis--man or woman."''

->''"God, I'd go gay for that voice."''

->''"...this is the only character [in ''Film/IndependenceDay''] who doesn't suck. Not because of the writing or anything, but because it's [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] Will Smith. The King of Cool. He can make anything sound awesome. He's like the most charming man alive. I don't even know what it is, there's just something about....him."''

->''"Why do all the girls like Sasuke so much? Maybe it's his gorgeous eyes? Or his full, pouting lips? Or his sexy, emotionless voice? Come to think of it, why do ''I'' like Sasuke so much?"''

->''"We have the hottest boyfriends in school, they're so hot they make boys drool."''

->"That's the biggest downside about being a BadassAdorable: The inevitable amount of Fan Girls you'll gather... along with the occasional guy."
-->-- '''Tropers/CyberTiger88''' on [[KimbaTheWhiteLion Kimba's]] fanbase.

->''It's not men, it's just... him.''

->''Oh, c'mon, even straight dudes dig Franchise/{{Batman}}. He's '''fair game''', like Creator/HarrisonFord.''

->'''Sam''': Did you ever kill anyone?
->'''Mitch''': No.
->'''Sam''': Did you ever climb Mount Everest?
->'''Mitch''': No.
->'''Sam''': Did you ever say you could see why women find SeanConnery sexy?
->'''Mitch''': [[BlatantLies Nnnooooo...]]

->"All str8 boys admit that he is very sexy and HOT. Boys!!! I know we are str8 but we need to change after this video."
-->-- '''"foularis"''' commenting on [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66E5csbGsF4 the Xtra-Pine "Cleaning Hunk"]] on Website/YouTube.

->"He's dainty.... I'm not gay, I'm just saying, that's nice. I challenge any dude not to look in his eyes and feel some kind of shit.... OK I was like a fag for two seconds."

-->"I had an erotic dream about Music/HenryRollins last night, and I'm straight as an arrow!"

->"You're not gay if you think Rudy's hot. Unless you are gay and think he's hot, or if you're a het woman and think he's hot. Oh, nevermind. The guy's hot."

->''He makes chicks cry''
->''You too, c'mon don't lie.''

->"He has the most extraordinary eyes, and I kept trying to invent excuses for him to take his glasses off in close-ups."

->"Balls or not, man, I'd totally hit that."

->"The kind of guys gay men want to fuck become the kind of guys most straight women want to fuck."

->"Women want to be with you, men want to be you. And there are some men who both want to be you ''and'' be with you. I'll admit it, I have a man-crush."

->Every woman's husband, and [[EvenTheGuysWantHim every man's wife]].
-->--Popular Roman epithet for JuliusCaesar

->His physique is so magnificently shaped that men as well as women become disconnected at the sight of him.

->So, basically, ''everyone in this office'' is sexually attracted to Curtis--man or woman.

-->---''Series/{{Scrubs}}''

->God, I'd go gay for that voice.
-->--'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''' on KeithDavid.

->..this is the only character [in IndependenceDay] who doesn't suck. Not because of the writing or anything, but because it's [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] Will Smith. The King of Cool. He can make anything sound awesome. He's like the most charming man alive. I don't even know what it is, there's just something about....him.

->Why do all the girls like Sasuke so much? Maybe it's his gorgeous eyes? Or his full, pouting lips? Or his sexy, emotionless voice? Come to think of it, why do ''I'' like Sasuke so much?

->''We have the hottest boyfriends in school, they're so hot they make boys drool.''
--> -- '''Miriam''', from the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RJ-2FUz7xo Miriam and Shoshana video on YouTube.]]

'''J.D''': ''(overhearing)'' Harrison Ford, hands down. --[[SayingTooMuch but you were probably talking to Carla]]. I'm having such a gay day.\\

->''"Every woman's husband, and [[EvenTheGuysWantHim every man's wife]]."''

->''"So, basically, ''everyone in this office'' is sexually attracted to Curtis--man or woman."''

-->-- '''Chris Sims''' and '''David Uzumeri''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-recaps-smallville-episode-5x09-lexmas/ on]] ''Series/{{Smallville}}'' ("Lexmas")

->'''Danni''' (to Carla): I love ''The Fugitive''. Who would you rather sleep with, Tommy Lee Jones or Creator/HarrisonFord?
->'''J.D''': Harrison Ford, hands down...but you were probably talking to Carla, I'm having such a gay day...
->'''Carla''': "Day"?

->'''Chris:''' I’d say that they should’ve just cast JohnGlover as Lex since he’s so good at being an absolutely evil bastard, but that would require them to cut that magnificent head of hair, and that’s a step I’m not willing to take.
->'''David''': I agree completely. Oh God, I love John Glover’s hair. It’s as captivating as Erica Durance. I want to swim in its waves.
->'''Chris''': I want to make a nest in it and feel safe and warm, like a baby bird.
-->--'''Chris Sims''' and '''David Uzumeri''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-recaps-smallville-episode-5x09-lexmas/ on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Lexmas")

->..this is the only character who doesn't suck. Not because of the writing or anything, but because it's [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] Will Smith. The King of Cool. He can make anything sound awesome. He's like the most charming man alive. I don't even know what it is, there's just something about....him.

->So basically everyone in this office is sexually attracted to Curtis, man or woman.

->'''Chris:''' I’d say that they should’ve just cast John Glover as Lex since he’s so good at being an absolutely evil bastard, but that would require them to cut that magnificent head of hair, and that’s a step I’m not willing to take.\\
'''David''': I agree completely. Oh God, I love John Glover’s hair. It’s as captivating as Erica Durance. I want to swim in its waves.\\
'''Chris''': I want to make a nest in it and feel safe and warm, like a baby bird.

-->-- '''Creator/ChristopherNolan''' on '''CillianMurphy'''

->''Oh, c'mon, even straight dudes dig {{Batman}}. He's '''fair game''', like Creator/HarrisonFord.''

--> -- ''DirtyWork''


->''"All str8 boys admit that he is very sexy and HOT. Boys!!! I know we are str8 but we need to change after this video."''
--> -- "foularis" commenting on [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66E5csbGsF4 the Xtra-Pine "Cleaning Hunk"]] on Website/YouTube.

->He's dainty.... I'm not gay, I'm just saying, that's nice. I challenge any dude not to look in his eyes and feel some kind of shit.... OK I was like a fag for two seconds.

-> ''He makes chicks cry''
-> ''You too, c'mon don't lie.''
-> -- "MacGyver Theme WithLyrics", Brentalfloss

-> ''He has the most extraordinary eyes, and I kept trying to invent excuses for him to take his glasses off in close-ups.”
-->- '''Creator/ChristopherNolan''' on '''CillianMurphy'''

->'''J.D''': Harrison Ford, hands down...you were probably talking to Carla, I'm having such a gay day...

-->-- '''SPHINX Pilot''' during a TruthTellingSession, ''TheVentureBrothers''

-> -- "MacGyver theme with lyrics", Brentalfloss