Line #67 Quotes/EvenTheGuysWantHim


1	->''"Every woman's husband, and every man's wife."''
2	-->-- Popular Roman epithet for UsefulNotes/JuliusCaesar
3
4	->''"His physique is so magnificently shaped that men as well as women become disconnected at the sight of him."''
5	-->-- '''Vincent Canby''''s description of Joe Dallesandro
6
7	->''"So, basically, ''everyone in this office'' is sexually attracted to Curtis -- man or woman."''
8	-->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment The Spoony One]]''', ''[[LetsPlay Let's Play Phantasmogoria 2]]''
9
10	->'''Chris:''' I'd say that they should've just cast Creator/JohnGlover as Lex since he's so good at being an absolutely evil bastard, but that would require them to cut that magnificent head of hair, and that's a step I'm not willing to take.\
11	'''David:''' I agree completely. Oh God, I love John Glover's hair. It's as captivating as Creator/EricaDurance. I want to swim in its waves.\
12	'''Chris:''' I want to make a nest in it and feel safe and warm, like a baby bird.
13	-->-- '''Chris Sims''' and '''David Uzumeri''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-recaps-smallville-episode-5x09-lexmas/ on]] ''Series/{{Smallville}}'', "[[Recap/SmallvilleS05E09Lexmas Lexmas]]"
14
15	->''[[Wrestling/VinceMcMahon Vince]] closes the show by promising a (pre-taped) match from Wrestling/HulkHogan on the show next week. ''"Never has 300 pounds looked as good as it looks on'' sigh ''the 6'8" frame…"''\
16	I swear to you, Vince just sighed and swooned talking about Hulk’s muscley physique.\
17	Their next show should be broadcast from a bath house in San Francisco.''
18	-->-- '''''Website/{{Wrestlecrap}}''''', [[http://www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/classic-induction-black-saturday-vince-shows-up-on-wtbs-in-1984/ "Black Saturday: Vince Shows Up on WTBS... in 1984?"]]
19
20	->''"Why can't there be more girls like him?"''
21	-->-- '''Hiroshi''', ''Manga/RanmaOneHalf'' (though for [[GenderBender a reason different from others]])
22
23	->'''Danni:''' I love ''Film/TheFugitive''. Who would you rather sleep with, Creator/TommyLeeJones or Creator/HarrisonFord?\
24	'''J.D.:''' ''[overhearing]'' Harrison Ford, hands down -- [[SayingTooMuch but you were probably talking to Carla]]. I'm having such a gay day.\
25	'''Carla:''' "Day"?
26	-->-- ''Series/{{Scrubs}}''
27
28	->''"God, I'd go gay for that voice."''
29	-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''' on Creator/KeithDavid.
30
31	->''"...this is the only character [in ''Film/IndependenceDay''] who doesn't suck. Not because of the writing or anything, but because it's [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] Will Smith. The King of Cool. He can make anything sound awesome. He's like the most charming man alive. I don't even know what it is, there's just something about... him."''
32	-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''' (again) on Creator/WillSmith.
33
34	->''"Why do all the girls like Sasuke so much? Maybe it's his gorgeous eyes? Or his full, pouting lips? Or his sexy, emotionless voice? Come to think of it, why do ''I'' like Sasuke so much?"''
35	-->-- '''Naruto''', ''WebVideo/NarutoTheAbridgedComedyFandubSpoofSeriesShow''
36
37	->''"We have the hottest boyfriends in school, they're so hot they make boys drool."''
38	-->-- '''Miriam''', from the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RJ-2FUz7xo Miriam and Shoshana video on YouTube]]
39
40	->''"It's not men, [[SingleTargetSexuality it's just... him]]."''
41	-->-- '''Ianto Jones''' discussing Captain Jack Harkness, ''Series/{{Torchwood}}: Children of Earth''
42
43	->''"Oh, c'mon, even straight dudes dig ComicBook/{{Batman}}. He's '''fair game''', like Creator/HarrisonFord."''
44	-->-- ''Webcomic/{{Shortpacked}}''
45
46	->''"I have been told I could make straight men see rainbows."''
47	-->-- '''[[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2011-01-26 Noah]]''', ''Webcomic/ElGoonishShive''
48
49	->'''Wayne:''' I loved [[Creator/MarkWahlberg Marky Mark]] in [[Film/TheFighter this]], especially [[ShirtlessScene with his shirt off]], I thought he was super sexy.\
50	'''Garth:''' ...what?\
51	'''Wayne:''' [[DidIJustSayThatOutLoud ...sorry, that was an inside thought]].
52	-->-- '''[[Film/WaynesWorld Wayne and Garth]]''' discuss the 2011 [[UsefulNotes/AcademyAwardsCeremonies Oscars]]
53
54	->'''Sam:''' Did you ever kill anyone?\
55	'''Mitch:''' No.\
56	'''Sam:''' Did you ever climb Mount Everest?\
57	'''Mitch:''' No.\
58	'''Sam:''' Did you ever say you could see why women find Creator/SeanConnery sexy?\
59	'''Mitch:''' [[BlatantLies Nnnooooo]]...
60	-->-- ''Film/DirtyWork''
61
62	->''"He's dainty... I'm not gay, I'm just saying, that's nice. I challenge any dude not to look in his eyes and feel some kind of shit... OK, I was like a fag for two seconds."''
63	-->-- '''Creator/JamieFoxx''' on Music/{{Prince}}
64
65	->''"I had an erotic dream about Music/HenryRollins last night, and I'm straight as an arrow!"''
66	-->-- '''SPHINX Pilot''' during a TruthTellingSession, ''WesternAnimation/TheVentureBrothers''
67
68	->''"You're not gay if you think Rudy's hot. Unless you are gay and think he's hot, or if you're a het woman and think he's hot. Oh, never mind. The guy's hot."''
69	-->-- '''Cpl. Josh Ray Person''', ''Series/GenerationKill''
70
71	->''He makes chicks cry\
72	You too, c'mon don't lie''
73	-->-- '''Music/{{Brentalfloss}}''', "Series/{{MacGyver\|1985}} Theme WithLyrics"
74
75	->''"[[WhatBeautifulEyes He has the most extraordinary eyes]], and I kept trying to invent excuses for him to [[TheGlassesGottaGo take his glasses off in close-ups]]."''
76	-->-- '''Creator/ChristopherNolan''' on Creator/CillianMurphy during the filming of ''Film/BatmanBegins''
77
78	->''"Balls or not, man, I'd totally hit that."''
79	-->-- '''Daru''' on the subject of [[DudeLooksLikeALady Ruka]], ''VisualNovel/SteinsGate''
80
81	->''"The kind of guys gay men want to fuck become the kind of guys most straight women want to fuck."''
82	-->-- '''Dan Savage'''
83
84	->''"Women want to be with you, men want to be you. And there are some men who both want to be you ''and'' be with you. I'll admit it, I have a man-crush."''
85	-->-- '''Creator/MikeMyers''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQYp8xJ4kpo at the 2006 AFI Lifetime Achievement Award ceremony]] for Creator/SeanConnery
86
87	->''"Ah, Music/{{Usher}}. The women want him and the men want him. ''[{{Beat}}]'' Want to be him... the men want to be him, I mean."''
88	-->-- '''WebVideo/ToddInTheShadows''', "The Top 10 Best Hit Songs of 2011"
89
90	->'''Bongo:''' I know this probably won't interest you, but I'd hate myself for the rest of my life if I didn't at least suggest it.\
91	'''Ace Rimmer:''' Suggest what?\
92	'''Bongo:''' If you're interested, I'll be in my quarters at lunchtime, covered in taramasalata.\
93	'''Ace Rimmer:''' I didn't know your bread was buttered that side, Bongo.\
94	'''Bongo:''' It isn't, Ace. Been happily married for thirty-five years. It's just a chap like you can turn a guy's head.\
95	'''Ace Rimmer:''' I'm sorry, Bongo. Lunch is... ''on'' Mellie.\
96	'''Bongo:''' Would it make any difference if it was... hummus?\
97	'''Ace Rimmer:''' Sorry Bongo. I'm strictly butter-side up.\
98	'''Bongo:''' Understood. ''[Ace leaves]'' [[PhraseCatcher What a guy!]]
99	-->-- ''Series/RedDwarf'', "[[Recap/RedDwarfSeasonIVDimensionJump Dimension Jump]]"
100
101	->''"I have to say, [water rafting] is one of those assignments I feared beforehand because Jan Versteegh in a wetsuit is the wet dream of every man and woman. So next to him, I feel like a hairy toothpick in a very stupid outfit."''
102	-->-- '''Ruben Hein''', ''Series/WieIsDeMol''
103
104	->'''Peter:''' How is [[Film/{{Thor}} this dude]] still alive?\
105	'''Drax:''' He is not a dude. You are a dude. This is a... this is a man. A handsome, muscular man.
106	-->-- ''Film/AvengersInfinityWar''
107
108	->'''(219):''' If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
109	-->-- ''Website/TextsFromLastNight''
110
111	->''How he does it? Only heaven knows.\
112	All the other men turn gay wherever he goes.''
113	-->-- '''Music/StudioKillers''', "Eros and Apollo"
114
115	->'''You:''' You sound like you have a crush on James.\
116	'''Dan:''' ''[laughs]'' Who doesn't? I swear every straight girl and non-straight guy on this campus has a crush on that dude. Well, or at least want to bone him. Or be boned by him. Or whatever.
117	-->-- ''VisualNovel/YearningAGayStory''
118
119	->'''Apple Store Employee:''' ''[to Steve Rogers]'' Oh, I have the exact same glasses.\
120	'''Natasha Romanoff:''' Wow, you two are practically twins.\
121	'''Apple Store Employee:''' Uh, I wish. ''[gestures up and down Steve's body]'' Specimen!
122	-->-- ''Film/CaptainAmericaTheWinterSoldier''
123
124	->''"Well, if I were a woman, and I were not around, I should be in love with Rick. But what a fool I am talking to a beautiful woman about another man."''
125	-->-- '''Captain Louis Renault''', ''Film/{{Casablanca}}''
126
127	->''"You can ask any Tom, Dick, or Stanley/And they'll tell you whose team they'd prefer to be on!"''
128	-->-- '''[=LeFou=]''' about Gaston, ''WesternAnimation/BeautyAndTheBeast''
129
130	->''"Gonna stamp out your fire\
131	He can change your desire\
132	Don't you know that he can\
133	Make you forget you're a man\
134	You're a man, and he's a man"''
135	-->-- '''"He's Gonna Step on You Again"''', John Kongos
136
137	->''"Yes, I've always been popular with the ladies. Well... with ''everyone'' for that matter."''
138	-->-- '''Hudson Horstachio''', ''WesternAnimation/VivaPinata''
139
140	->'''Carl:''' That's the truth. We got a 400-pound uncle he made look like Creator/WesleySnipes.\
141	'''Mike:''' He's a handsome man.
142	-->-- ''Series/MikeAndMolly''
143
144	->''"...this just in. I'm gay now."''
145	-->-- '''LetsPlay/PewDiePie''' after watching Music/{{BTS}} in their music video "blood sweat and tears"
146
147	->''"He looks like something a gay guy designed in a laboratory!"''
148	-->-- '''Mac''' on '''[[Creator/ZacEfron Teddy]]''', ''Film/Neighbors2014''
149
150	->''"I'm about as gay as they come but Max makes me question my sexuality."''
151	-->-- '''Random Youtube commenter''' on Creator/MaxSchnider
152
153	->'''Howard:''' I tell you, if I don't get some action soon, I'm going gay.\
154	'''Vince:''' ''[laughs]'' What, ''you''?\
155	'''Howard:''' What's so funny about that?\
156	'''Vince:''' You're like the ''least'' gay person I've ever met!\
157	'''Howard:''' I could go gay! You've got me all wrong! I could go gay like ''that'', sir! ''[snaps fingers]''\
158	'''Vince:''' You can't just "go gay"! It's not like buying a ladder!\
159	'''Howard:''' I've ''seen'' men checking me out, you know. Checking out my hot pumpkin ass.\
160	'''Vince:''' Oh, you're ridiculous. Anyway, that is ''so'' out of the blue. You've creeped me out a bit. What is ''wrong'' with you?\
161	'''Howard:''' Don't worry, I don't fancy you, all right?\
162	'''Vince:''' Of course you do. All men do. I'm the Confuser. "[[DudeLooksLikeALady Is it a man? Is it a woman?]] Oh, I'm not sure if I mind..."
163	-->-- ''Series/TheMightyBoosh''
164
165	->''"The girls may be attracted to you, but we're not! ...That much. Now take your godlike face and rippling muscles and leave!"''
166	-->-- '''Lemmee''', ''WesternAnimation/YoohooAndFriends''
167
168	->''"[...] They took me out in a beautiful fashion. I couldn't ask for more. If you gotta get shot by somebody, you might as well get shot by the handsome Tony Dalton with all that charisma. What a way to go."''
169	-->--'''Patrick Fabian''', on his character's death in ''Series/BetterCallSaul''
170
171	->'''Richard:''' Well, I'm gay. For Zava, I mean.\
172	'''Sam:''' That's true. Some men have a charisma that transcends orientation. Uh, Creator/PaulNewman, Creator/IdrisElba, Creator/NormMacdonald.\
173	'''Jan:''' Zava is definitely one of those charisma unicorns.\
174	'''Colin:''' Okay, you guys have convinced me. I'll have sex with Zava.
175	-->-- ''Series/TedLasso''
176
177	->''"Straight (Creator/AnsonMount exception) white male here, I'm doing just fine."''
178	-->--'''Redditor'''
179
180	->'''[[InnocentFanserviceGirl Barbie]]:''' What's going on? Why are all these men looking at me?\
181	'''Ken:''' I think they're also staring at ''me''!
182	-->--''Film/Barbie2023''
183
184	->'''Meredith Blake:''' There was a group on Reddit for straight men who said they were “Gay For [[Series/GameOfThrones Oberyn]].” What did you think of that?\
185	'''Creator/PedroPascal:''' It's so wonderful. I think it's all a spectrum, right? Straight men can have — do have — crushes on other men. It doesn't make them gay, it doesn't make them bi. I was super-flattered. The guys that picked on me in middle school in Corona del Mar probably have a crush on me now. Maybe [[LovingBully they had a crush on me then]] and that's why they picked on me.
186	-->--'''[[https://www.latimes.com/entertainment/tv/la-ca-st-sunday-conversation-pedro-pascal-20170922-htmlstory.html This article]]''' from ''Los Angeles Times''

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