History Quotes / EvenEvilhasStandards

-->-- ''VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorney: Justice For All''

->''"I don't want him in Hell! It's not fair to my other guests!"''
-->-- '''''The Devil''''' on UsefulNotes/RichardNixon, ''WesternAnimation/GodTheDevilAndBob''

-->-- ''Webcomic/{{Ice}}''

->''OFFICER! HELP! [[PaedoHunt THERE'S A BUNCH OF KIDS RUNNING A TRAIN ON A YOUNG GIRL DOWN HERE!]] OH SWEET MOTHER OF MERCY THE FAT ONE'S TAKING HIS PANTS OFF NOW, [[VillainsWantMercy YA GOTTA HELP ME OFFICER]], I'M AN [[EldritchAbomination INTERDIMENSIONAL COSMIC HORROR]] NOT AN INTERDIMENSIONAL COSMIC NONCE, '''GET ME OUTTA HEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE'''''

->''OFFICER! HELP! [[PaedoHunt THERE'S A BUNCH OF KIDS RUNNING A TRAIN ON A YOUNG GIRL DOWN HERE!]] OH SWEET MOTHER OF MERCY THE FAT ONE'S TAKING HIS PANTS OFF NOW, YA GOTTA HELP ME OFFICER, I'M AN [[EldritchAbomination INTERDIMENSIONAL COSMIC HORROR]] NOT AN INTERDIMENSIONAL COSMIC NONCE, '''GET ME OUTTA HEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE'''''

-->--''WebVideo/DevilArtemis''

-->-- '''[[Literature/It Pennywise the Dancing Clown]]''' in regards to [[{{Squick}} Chapter 22]], ''iFunny.co''

-->-- '''[[Literature/It Pennywise the Dancing Clown]]''' in regards to [[{{Squick}} Chapter 22]], ''[[iFunny.co https://img.ifunny.co/images/ddb156e239ac0e80e05e884f1e962ef9fd9969a4c3cafb3c1e220c7e32c35de5_1.webp]]''

->''OFFICER! HELP! [[PaedoHunt THERE'S A BUNCH OF KIDS RUNNING A TRAIN ON A YOUNG GIRL DOWN HERE! OH SWEET MOTHER OF MERCY THE FAT ONE'S TAKING HIS PANTS OFF NOW]], YA GOTTA HELP ME OFFICER, I'M AN [[EldritchAbomination INTERDIMENSIONAL COSMIC HORROR]] NOT AN INTERDIMENSIONAL COSMIC NONCE, '''GET ME OUTTA HEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE'''''
-->-- '''Pennywise the Dancing Clown''' in regards to [[{{Squick}} Chapter 22]], ''{{Literature/It}}''

->''OFFICER! HELP! THERE'S A BUNCH OF KIDS RUNNING A TRAIN ON A YOUNG GIRL DOWN HERE! OH SWEET MOTHER OF MERCY THE FAT ONE'S TAKING HIS PANTS OFF NOW, YA GOTTA HELP ME OFFICER, I'M AN [[EldritchAbomination INTERDIMENSIONAL COSMIC HORROR]] NOT AN INTERDIMENSIONAL COSMIC NONCE, '''GET ME OUTTA HEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE'''''

-->-- '''Pennywise the Dancing Clown''' in regards to [[{{Squick}} Chapter 22]], ''Literature/It''

-->-- '''Pennywise the Dancing Clown''' in regards to [[Squick Chapter 22]], ''Literature/It''

->''"'''Enough''', Spopovich! This isn't what we came here to do. Ring out the girl and finish this match."''
-->-- '''Yamu''' calling Spopovich out on his NoHoldsBarredBeatdown of Videl, ''Manga/DragonBallZ''

-->-- '''[[MadBomber Solf J. Kimbley]]''' to [[EldritchAbomination Pride]], ''Manga/FullmetalAlchemist''

->His nose wrinkled in disgust. Blood of the innocent? How classless. The extra power you got from innocent blood wasn’t worth the hassle of finding someone that guiltless. It was more efficient to just bleed twice the number of soldiers instead.\\
Unless it was children’s blood.\\

->''"There are two kinds of men I will never befriend; Cops and garbage who murder their own bosses. You have no sense of honor!"''

->Ken, ''if I had killed a little kid'' — accidentally or otherwise — I wouldn't have thought twice; I'd have killed myself on the fucking spot. On the fucking spot. I'd have stuck the gun in my mouth on the fucking spot.

->I didn't attack your sister, I swear. [[AtLeastIAdmitIt I may be a sinner,]] but not a savage.

->''"Nigga kill motherfuckers just 'cause he can. Not cause [[TheStoolPigeon they snitchin']], not '[[NothingPersonal cause it's business]], 'cause… this shit [[ItAmusedMe just come natural to him]]. I mean, Little Kevin is GONE! [[LackOfEmpathy This nigga don't feel nuthin'.]] And all them motherfuckers in them row houses… nobody means a fucking thing to him! Fuck Marlo, man, fuck him! And anybody that thinks it's all right to do people this way!"''

->''"Oh, don't worry about [[WebOriginal/JeffTheKiller Jeff the Killer]], he'll be [[WouldntHurtAChild nice to the little girl]], [[SarcasmMode it's not like he's]]'' '''[[MoralEventHorizon an irredeemable monster]]''' ''or anything!"''

'''Wario:''' Wait, d-did you actually plan on [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown doing that]]? I've gotta say, [[AxCrazy I'm a little worried for your sanity]].

->''"Oh, don't worry about [[WebOriginal/JefftheKiller Jeff the Killer]], he'll be [[WouldntHurtAChild nice to the little girl]], [[SarcasmMode it's not like he's]]'' '''[[MoralEventHorizon an irredeemable monster]]''' ''or anything!"''

'''Loki:'''-From thirsting over my foster daughter\\

'''Wario:''' Wait, d-did you actually plan on doing that? I've gotta say, [[AxCrazy I'm a little worried for your sanity]].

IT'S LIKE THE WHOLE WORLD IS REWRITTEN TO BE--\\
OH, YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME…\\
DID YOU MOD THE ENTIRE GAME\\
JUST TO UP YOUR CHANCE TO WIND UP MAIMED?\\

->'''Jake''': ...And you-your'e cool with it?

-->-- '''Literature/NeroWolfe''', ''Over My Dead Body''

->[[LetMeTellYouAStory A man, once, he comes to my shop with a deer.]] He wants me to cut off the head for seven dollars. So I offer to butcher the animal: venison steak, sausage, rump roast. […] This man, this ''[[YiddishAsASecondLanguage farshtinkener]]'' piece of [[PrecisionFStrike shit]], he's not interested in the meat. So I ask him how he come to kill this deer. And he tells me that his friend does the shootin', so that he can have the trophy: [[EgomaniacHunter a head to hang on his wall]]. For this alone you kill? To brag to your friends how you've slain [[TheMagnificentDeer this beautiful animal]]?

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/AdventureTime'', "Episode 26, Mortal Recoil"

-->-- '''[[spoiler:Shadowsan]]''', ''WesternAnimation/CarmenSandiego'', "The French Connection Caper"

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/DonkeyKongCountry'', "Legend of the Crystal Coconut"

'''"Count Olaf":''' Is it just me, or is it melting in here?\\