I should kill you right now! You're a goddamn embarrassment to this family, and you WILL apologize to Sando-san for this!
: Hey, how about we tie [Integra] up and take her away with us? That would work! Heinkel
: I want to shoot her!! Integra
: I can hear you, you know.
They want to tie me up, or shoot me. What is it that you want, Anderson? Anderson
: What do you think? Teaming up against an unarmed woman to do God knows what to her? We're paladins, not rapists!
never been known for my refined tastes, but you sicken even me.
I would never do such a despicable thing!
) accuses him of stealing the Demon Tome in Makai Senki Disgaea
Compared to the mighty and their simple "pure hearts
," the world's villains are much more humane. Scum rule the world and give birth to more scum. Don't they know that? We may mean to do harm, but we're sort of cute by comparison, aren't we, Killer?
I know we're supposed to be bad guys
... but I can't
let those cute little creatures get hurt!
upon seeing a herd of Mareep being attacked, Pokémon
scanned the canyon floor and quickly found what she was looking for, an ancient dwelling carved into the cliff face by the mysterious Anasazi a millennia ago. Carmen had initially scouted Eagle Rock, but ultimately ruled it out; it was considered sacred to the Hopi people and a superstitious part of her was still inclined to give Native American holy sites a wide berth. If it were within Carmen's power, she would have taken the entire 270 mile long canyon to add to her collection of Natural Wonders of the World. But such a feat of engineering would have been beyond even what Sara at her most brilliant could manage. Besides, damaging an entire ecosystem did not sit well with her unique
moral code. The cliff dwelling at Nankoweap Creek seemed like a fine compromise.
B-But what if it's true love?! I know I hate their band, but I can't possibly expose them! I'm not a monster! I'm, like, the coolest most perfect sister in the whole world!
I every now and then do satanic rituals with Harry (Oh, I understand now. Satanic Rituals = intercourse.
) every now and then because we are both Bisexuals, meaning that we have sex with both boys and girls, but I don't do it with Ron because it is incest
. Even Satanists have standards
. (Somehow, I don't believe a person would talk about themselves in such a self-condescending manner
He tended to be highly unethical
, and his morals were virtually non-existent, but there were some things he did draw the line at. He found the idea of putting his mouth on a kid for any reason besides applying the Curse Seal and CPR - which he'd had to perform a distressingly large number of times - to be rather reprehensible.
I despise rapists.
For me, you're somewhere between a cockroach and that white stuff that accumulates at the corner of your mouth when you're really thirsty.
This craziness, it's too much.
There never was a bomb [in a school], was there? Simon Gruber:
Of course not. I'm a soldier, not a monster... even though I sometimes work for
You don't kill people you don't know! That's a rule!
I'm a bastard, but I'm not a fucking bastard.
: Dr. Evil! Can I paint his yoo-hoo gold? It's kind of my thing, you know. Dr. Evil
: How 'bout NO, YOU CRAZY DUTCH BASTARD?
: We were friends. I could have helped them, but the Nazis paid too well
. Can I trust that you will keep what you learned here today confidential, despite whatever you may think? (offers Madeline a check
: Yes, Arthur. (accepts the check
) Well, I'd love to tell you what a monster you are, but I have to help Bin Laden's nephew buy a co-op on Park Avenue. Arthur
) If that were true, you wouldn't tell me. Madeleine
: We're listing you as a reference.
Jesus Christ, I'm not THAT evil!
— The Motherfucker
refuses to shoot someone's dog, Kick-Ass 2
C'mon, Eddie. I'm paying you well. Does it really matter where the money comes from? Eddie Valentine:
It matters to me. I may not make an honest buck, but I'm 100% American. I don't work for no two-bit Nazi. Let the girl go!
You think I'll kill two kids and a woman? Fuck that!
I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid. ...but eating people alive
? Where's that
: He's a prisoner of war. We don't kill prisoners. Visser One
: No. Of course not. You merely blow up ground-based Yeerk pools and kill thousands. And then another seventeen thousand of our brothers here on this ship. Defenseless, harmless, unhosted Yeerks. Murdered. But you don't kill prisoners.
did not like whalers. There were less objectionable ways to obtain oil by-products.
I am evil, but I am not cruel to animals. There's a special Hell reserved for those who are.
— the demon Azzie, Bring Me the Head of Prince Charming
Once [Genua] had been able to afford the largest branch of the Assassins' Guild
, and its members were so busy that you sometimes had to wait for months.
But the assassins had all left years ago. Some things sicken even jackals.
Like many people with no actual morals, Lord Downey did
have standards, and Teatime
shared a look. It said: While I loathe you and every aspect of your personal philosophy to a depth unplummable by any line, I'll credit you at least with not being Crispin Horsefry
There are some things that are unthinkable: there are some depths that not even demons would believe other demons would stoop to.
I haven't found one single explanation of what Horcruxes do! Not a single one! I've been right through the restricted section and even in the most horrible books, where they tell you how to brew the most gruesome potions - nothing! All I could find was this, in the introduction to Magick Moste Evile
. Listen — "Of the Horcrux, wickedest of magical inventions, we shall not speak nor give direction." I mean, why mention it, then
They may have been super villains, but they had limits.
— Joshua Dread
I do men. I do women. I don't discriminate. I don't do kids. That's a different kind of psycho.
— Spademan, Shovel Ready
"I'm a thief," he said, "just like you are. We don't fuck kids."
"I know that," I said.
"Some of our guys, they're a little crazy. Like B.T. He'd stab a nigger just to stay in practice, you know?"
"But none of us would do little kids."
She had become in my
mind, if not daughter, then student, protégé. I had grown both fond and proud of her. She was ever-curious, ever-learning. Writing new songs
that made the children do things – tear the wings from butterflies, snarl like wild dogs, hold hands and disappear off into the forest without a thought. Children were the hardest to enthrall, and yet they would do anything for her. They practically begged.
She played, and the children turned, mouths pressing together, such soft, tiny mouths. Perfect rosebuds. She played and their small bodies moved together, removed the air between them.
"Stop!" I had to push her off my lap so hard that her music flared and then faltered.
"But..." She pushed her lip out, near tears. Her mole slid, as though it was melting against her skin.
I took a softer tone. I didn't mean to scare her. I didn't mean to scare myself.
"You can't make people do those things," I said. "There is a line, a line of..." Of what? I didn’t know.
, a short story
by Shanna Germain
This man - you apparently don't know - was cashiered from the Barrayaran Imperial Service for brutality. Oser:
From the Barrayaran Service? That must have taken some doing.
You have a young daughter, named Georgia, who is about 10 years old. Has little Georgia seen your film entitled Ripcord
, which contains 357 acts of violence, 175 profanities, and 4 scenes of lesbian sex? She proud of her daddy for that one?! How can you look that sweet little girl in the eye? Peter Dragon:
I manage. I never voted to subsidize the growing of tobacco, while turning my back on food programs for starving kids. I've never vetoed a gun control bill. All my
guns are fake
, Senator! I've never rushed to the defense of Kuwaiti oil fields
, while ignoring genocide in Africa, because big oil companies that line your fat pockets aren't concerned with black Africa. Those are all productions of your company Senator, this company right here!
Sweetie, when even I'm
offended, you know you've gone too far.
— Paige Michalchuk
referring to her best friend Hazel's racism, Degrassi
' See these dark areas? How they extend all the way out to here? You know why that looks like that? That's because Terry Karrens doesn't use that part of his brain. And that'd be where you find stored such things as empathy, compassion, an aversion to disemboweling puppies. Basically, this is what some of your more famous serial killers' brains look like. DeWitt:
You are quite certain of this? Topher:
Certain enough so that I have serious ethical problems with trying to wake him up. Boyd:
Topher has ethical problems... Topher! Topher: Heh
. Way to land it.
Just because a guy makes a living breaking into other people's apartments doesn't mean he likes kiddie porn.
28 million dead?! Couldn't we just wound
some of them?
I'm evil. That's just tacky
finds out that a minion's been running a sex slavery ring in his name, Supernatural
Oh, this motherfucker be killing niggers just to do it. See? Nigga kill motherfuckers just 'cause he can. Not cause they snitchin'
, not 'cause it's business
, 'cause... this shit just come natural to him. I mean, Little Kevin is GONE! This nigger don't feel nothin'.
And all them motherfuckers in them row-houses - nobody mean a fucking thing to him! FUCK Marlo, man, FUCK him! And anybody that thinks it's alright to do people this way!
The other Princes don't like him that much. I mean, even Malacath is more popular at parties, and Malacathnote
popular at parties.
: Listen up everyone! I want you to take everything that isn't nailed down, you hear me?! I don't want there to even be a toothpick
left! Servbot 1
: Master Tiesel, we've taken all the supplies and loaded them onto the ship! Servbot 2
: What should we do with the toilet paper? Teisel Bonne
: We may be pirates, but we're not barbarians
. We'll let them keep the toilet paper.
That is some (bleep
We are not
committing war crimes.
Killer the Butcher
: It's a good day! Gizzar! Bring me wine! We drink to the Emperor of Vega! Gizzar
: Gyoy, Butcher! Killer
: Bareta, prepare me a new Mechaboost! Bareta
: Gyoy, Butcher. Killer
: All belongs to Gaizock. To me, Killer the Butcher. Hoh hoh hoh! Resist me with all your might, earthlings! Hoh hoh hoh hoh! Mwohohohohohoho! Gandal
: (Emperor Vega, this man... he's too dangerous...) Emperor Vega
: (Mm. Yes, we may have signed a deal with the devil.) Killer
: Hoh hohohoho! Bwohohohohohohohohohoho!
Nothing stokes my ire like a cheater. Deception, duplicity, murder - these are merely tools in a toolbox one can use to ensure a job done well. But cheating? I cannot even wrap my head around the point of it. Wouldn't you know you had cheated? How on Earth could you maintain crisp certainty of your superiority to all others? And if you're unable to do that, what's the point of anything?
When the light shines upon my crimes, you
find it sick, appalling!
Hey, Norman Bates
called, he said you're really kind of a weirdo!
: WHEN YOU MATCH ME UP AGAINST A SORRY RECEIVER LIKE MICHAEL CRABTREE, IMMA WHIP HIS ASS ON NATIONAL TV AND THEN CALL HIM NAMES WHILE HIS MAMA WATCHES! Darth Vader
: BOOOOO! Lord Voldemort
: HISSSSSS! Bill Belichick
: HE’S SO EVIL!
Even to other vampires, Divia is evil like whoa. LaCroix is messing his pants over this one
... She frames LaCroix for a murder just to dick with him, which is rude considering all of the real
murders he's committed. Divia was created by one of the first of their kind: she killed him and entombed him for trying to control her. LaCroix saw an evil in her that frightened even him. So he decapitated and
entombed her. It's supremely creepy when she starts hitting on her dad
. I guess incest was the final straw for him.
NOT EVEN 4CHAN
WANTS THESE PEOPLE
J. Michael Straczynski
wrote a comic book explaining the WTC tragedy from superheroes' perspective. And in it, Dr. Doom cried. Yes, the evil mastermind who shot the Fantastic Four's building into space and who contributes to 80 percent of the world's daily robodeath ...he was really broken up by this slight variation of his every waking moment.
Y'know, I might kill for no reason other than someone's in killing distance, but at least I'm not a Nazi.
There was a scene filmed for this movie where Jason kicks Toby to death
but it was cut because according to Kane Hodder, there's some things even Jason wouldn't do. I love it. That's Jason Voorhees: card-carrying member of PETA.
231. I am not allowed to do anything that would make a Sith Lord
Stan, these people are monsters. You know what my country has done
, and I'm disgusted.
Grandfather may be evil, which I admire, but he's also a jerk
And what really
bothers me is [that] you pretend that you're this deep guy who loves women for their souls when all you do is date bimbos. Yeah, I date women for their bodies, but at least I'm honest about it
: I rather think we could strike a deal, Bender. I shall give you your army of the damned and in return I ask just one thing, just one itty-bitty thing... your firstborn son!
: Just a sec.
) Bender's Son
: Daddy! I knew you'd come back!
(back to Robot Hell
: Here ya go! (drop-kicks his son through a window and into a vat of fire
) Robot Devil
: WOW! That was pretty brutal, even by my
: No backsies!
You'll be happy to know, Flash, that your words - jejune though they were - did not fall on deaf ears. I appreciate the sentiment behind them and therefore call a truce in honour of the season
. The Flash:
You'll have the toy to give to your young friends
. I'm improving it, too. The Flash:
...It's not gonna blow up or anything? Ultra-Humanite: Flash
. It is Christmas
Look Vanessa, there's good evil and there's bad evil.
I stole this accordion from a blind monkey! But YOU!
You disgust even me!
: Mr. Krabs, I can’t believe I’m saying this, but how could you trade Spongebob for 62 cents?! Mr. Krabs
: You think I could’ve gotten more? Squidward
: He stuck up for you and you sold him out, YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!
I had my dog in one of those kennel carrier things, you know those boxes...they made me take the dog out of the carrier, so they could inspect it for explosives. Who bombs a f**king puppy? Really, who does that? Bin Laden would be like, "You're a dick, dude. I can't believe you — that's too far."
— John Caparulo
I'll never kick dogs
, I'll never hurt a child, I'll never slap a woman - three things I won't do on film.
— Lee Van Cleef
describing his stipulations about playing villains. He is dead serious, too.note
The followers of a robber asked: "Do robbers have morals or not?" Answered he: "Why do you say they have no morals? By sagacity they calculate what treasures lie hidden in a house, by courage they go first into danger, by justice they leave last, by wisdom they know whether or not a hit can succeed, and by kindness they split the spoils."
Though he had little love for them, Horthy could not quite bring himself to allow 'his' Jews to be subjected to Hitler's Final Solution
Description of Eicnmann's difficulties with Hungarian dictator
From Righteous Gentile: The Story of Raoul Wallenberg, Missing Hero of the Holocaust, by John Bierman