History Quotes / EvenEvilhasStandards

->"''...JMichaelStraczynski wrote a comic book explaining the WTC tragedy from superheroes' perspective. And in it, Dr. Doom cried. Yes, the evil mastermind who shot the Fantastic Four's building into space and who contributes to 80 percent of the world's daily robodeath.. he was really broken up by this slight variation of his every waking moment.''"

->"''I stole this accordion from a blind monkey! But'' '''''YOU!''''' ''You disgust even me!''"

--> -- '''The Joker''', upon finding out the Red Skull is an genuine Nazi

->"And what really bothers me is you pretend that you're this deep guy who loves women for their souls when all you do is date bimbos, yeah I date women for their bodies but at least I'm honest about it."
-->-- '''Quagmire''', to '''Brian''', ''FamilyGuy''

->"Compared to the mighty and their simple "pure hearts" the world's villains are much more humane. Scum rule the world and give birth to more scum. Don't they know that? We may mean to do harm, but we're sort of cute by comparison, aren't we, Killer?"

->"You...are hideous."

->''"Like many people with no actual morals, Lord Downey'' '''''did''''' ''have standards, and [[PsychopathicManchild Tea]][[CompleteMonster time]] repelled him."''

->--'''SpongeBob SquarePants '''

->'''Simon Gruber''': "Of course. I'm a soldier not a monster... even though I sometimes work ''for'' monsters."

->"I know we're supposed to be bad guys...but I ''can't'' let those cute little creatures get hurt!"
-->-- '''Jessie,''' upon seeing a herd of Mareep being attacked in ''Pokemon''.

->'''Scar''': ''No!'' No, ''anything'' but that.

'''Topher:'''' ''[shows [=DeWitt=] a brain scan]'' This is a brain. A healthy brain. Frankly an... overly smart brain... it's my brain. And this is Terry Karrens' brain. ''[shows [=DeWitt=] another brain scan]'' See these dark areas? How they extend all the way out to here? You know why that looks like that? That's because Terry Karrens doesn't use that part of his brain. And that'd be where you find stored such things as empathy, compassion... an aversion to disemboweling puppies. Basically, this is what some of your more famous serial killers' brains look like.\\

->"Have killed many, Shepard. Many methods. Gunfire, knives, drugs, tech attacks, once with farming equipment. But not with medicine."
-->--'''Mordin Solus''', ''MassEffect 2'', discussing the genophage

--> -- '''The Sniper''', ''{{Team Fortress 2}}''

->"[[CorruptCorporateExecutive Gilt]] and [[MagnificentBastard Vetinari]] shared a look. It said: While I loathe you and every aspect of your personal philosophy to a depth unplummable by any line, I'll credit you at least with not being Crispin Horsefry."

->[[FairlyOddParents Wanda]] questioned further. "Well then how did she get hurt? Did you--"\\
He jumped to his feet. "No! It wasn't me, it was some stupid teenagers! Jeez, give me a break! You think I'm that bad a guy!?"\\
"Well," said Cosmo, floating forward in thought, "you did try to trick us out of our job."\\
"And hurt our god-child," added Wanda.\\
"And kill us," concluded Cosmo.\\
"Alright, alright, I'm a bad guy, but I didn't do it."
--> -- ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4324278/1/Wishes Wishes]]'', by [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1602504/x-Oscena-x x-Oscena-x]]

->'''[=DeWitt=]:''' "Good news on the coma front?"\\
'''Topher:''' "Uuuhhhhhhh... yeah. Good news is that he's in a coma."\\
'''[=DeWitt=]:''' "I beg your pardon?"\\
'''Boyd:''' "Just show her what you showed me."\\
'''Topher:'''' "''[shows [=DeWitt=] a brain scan]'' This is a brain. A healthy brain. Frankly an... overly smart brain... it's my brain. And this is Terry Karrens' brain. ''[shows [=DeWitt=] another brain scan]'' See these dark areas? How they extend all the way out to here? You know why that looks like that? That's because Terry Karrens doesn't use that part of his brain. And that'd be where you find stored such things as empathy, compassion... an aversion to disemboweling puppies. Basically, this is what some of your more famous serial killers' brains look like."\\
'''[=DeWitt=]:''' "You are quite certain of this?"\\
'''Topher:''' "Certain enough so that I have serious ethical problems with trying to wake him up."\\
'''Langton:''' "[[AffablyEvil Topher]] has ethical problems... ''[[ForScience Topher!]]''"\\

-->'''[[DieHard John Mclane]]''': "There never was a bomb [in a school], was there?"
-->'''Simon Gruber''': "Of course. I'm a soldier not a monster... even though I sometimes work ''for'' monsters."

'''Michael Corleone:''' IN MY HOME! IN MY BEDROOM! Where my wife sleeps... and my children play with their toys.

->"This is messed up. I'm all for being evil, but this is just overkill."
-->--- '''Bowser,''' ''PaperMario''

->'''Topher:'''' "Basically, this is what some of your more famous serial killers' brains look like."\\

'''Topher:''' Way to land it.

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->'''Peter Dragon:''' I manage. I never voted to subsidize the growing of tobacco, while turning my back on food programs for starving kids. I've never vetoed a gun control bill. All my guns are fake, Senator! I've never rushed to the defense of Kuwaiti oil fields, while ignoring genocide in Africa, because big oil companies that line your fat pockets aren't concerned with black Africa. Those are all productions of your company Senator, this company right here!

-->--[[CompleteMonster Solf J.]] [[AxCrazy Kimbley]] to [[EldritchAbomination Pride]], ''FullmetalAlchemist''

->"Gilt and Vetinari shared a look. It said: While I loathe you and every aspect of your personal philosophy to a depth unplummable by any line, I'll credit you at least with not being Crispin Horsefry."

->"''I stole this accordion from a blind monkey! But'' '''YOU!''' ''You disgust even me!''"