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-> '''Captain Bones''': Why do you insist on fabricating these fibs? There is not an inch of land withoin our vicinity!

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-> '''Captain Bones''': Why do you insist on fabricating these fibs? There is not an inch of land withoin within our vicinity!



-> '''Captain Bones''': [looks through telescope] That is a cardboard box. You are an absolute dipstick in every sense of the word, and I cannot fathom how you would make a mistake like this.

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-> '''Captain Bones''': [looks through telescope] telescope] ...That is a cardboard box. You are an absolute dipstick in every sense of the word, and I cannot fathom how you would make a mistake like this.
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-> '''Captain Bones''': [[DestinationDefenestratio hurls the crewmate into the sun]]

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-> '''Captain Bones''': [[DestinationDefenestratio hurls [[DestinationDefenestration [hurls the crewmate into the sun]]sun]]]
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-> '''Captain Bones''': Why do you insist on fabricating these fibs? There is not an inch of land with our vicinity!

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-> '''Captain Bones''': Why do you insist on fabricating these fibs? There is not an inch of land with withoin our vicinity!



-> '''Captain Bones''': [hurls the crewmate into the sun]]

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-> '''Captain Bones''': [hurls [[DestinationDefenestratio hurls the crewmate into the sun]]
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-> '''Crewmate''': Captain, we have reached the island!
-> '''Captain Bones''': Why do you insist on fabricating these fibs? There is not an inch of land with our vicinity!
-> '''Crewmate''': I saw it, with my own lack of two eyeballs! Take a gander through the spyglass!
-> '''Captain Bones''': [looks through telescope] That is a cardboard box. You are an absolute dipstick in every sense of the word, and I cannot fathom how you would make a mistake like this.
-> '''Crewmate''': [[InsaneTrollLogic ...I was looking through the wrong end of the telescope.]]
-> '''Captain Bones''': [hurls the crewmate into the sun]]
-->-- [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zOm-tJ2rLk an odd voyage]]


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-> ''I'M DOING 1000 CALCULATIONS PER SECOND AND THEY'RE'' '''ALL WRONG'''

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-> ''I'M ''"I'M DOING 1000 CALCULATIONS PER SECOND AND THEY'RE'' '''ALL WRONG''''''''ALL WRONG"'''''
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-> ''I'M DOING 1000 CALCULATIONS PER SECOND AND THEY'RE'' '''ALL WRONG'''
-->-- ''Webcomic/ShenComix''
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->''"Your job is to conceal something that genuinely doesn't exist, and you discover a way to ''fail'' at it."''

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->''"Your ->''"I hardly think you're in a position to doubt my son's dragon credentials when your job is to conceal something that genuinely doesn't exist, and you discover a way to ''fail'' at it."''
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-->-- ''Random Mii'' TomodachiLife after an account of a NoodleIncident in the kitchen.

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-->-- ''Random Mii'' TomodachiLife '''Random Mii''' in ''VideoGame/TomodachiLife'' after an account of a NoodleIncident in the kitchen.
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->'''Kurahashi''': The time has come to settle the Jingweon incident.\\
'''[[VideoGame/{{Yakuza}} Kiryu]]''': Don't tell me you're a survivor as well.\\
'''Kurahashi''': I am.\\
'''Kiryu''': This is yet more evidence of the [[{{Yakuza}} Tojo Clan's]] incompetence. They went there to kill everyone. But I'm not convinced they actually managed to kill ''anyone''.
-->--''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYk17y2JOBc Ryu ga Gotoku 2 Parody]]''
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->''"[The Greeks] managed to rout Darius himself and defeat his army. And the problem was that since Darius was so sure of his chances, he brought his family along with him to watch his assumed triumph. So when things didn't quite go to plan, his enemies suddenly had his wife and children as hostages. Oops."''
-->-- '''Blue''', ''WebAnimation/OverlySarcasticProductions''
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-->-- '''Mushu''' to ''Disney/{{Mulan}}'' ([[ExactlyWhatIAimedAt who didn't miss]])

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-->-- '''Mushu''' to ''Disney/{{Mulan}}'' ''WesternAnimation/{{Mulan}}'' ([[ExactlyWhatIAimedAt who didn't miss]])
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->''"It's like you're watching a carpenter hammer his thumb repeatedly, while complaining about the fact [[NeverMyFault that he didn't buy any nails]]."''
-->--'''WebVideo/{{Caddicarus}}''', on ''Series/GamingInTheClintonYears''
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'''Jack Hitt:''' Now the reason they're there is to chronicle the embarrassments.

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'''Jack Hitt:''' Oh, it would have been a grave disappointment had not been just one more mistake after another, one more embarrassment after another. Now the reason they're there is to chronicle the these embarrassments.
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->'''Jack Hitt:''' This is a fiasco, and what's really interesting about a fiasco is once it starts to tumble down the audience wants to push it further along.\\
'''Ira Glass:''' Oh, they get hungry for more fiasco. If the play proceeded perfectly they would've been disappointed.\\
'''Jack Hitt:''' Now the reason they're there is to chronicle the embarrassments.
-->--'''Radio/ThisAmericanLife''', ''[[https://www.thisamericanlife.org/61/fiasco-1997 Fiasco]]''
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--> -- '''Mr. Grizz''', ''VideoGame/Splatoon2'' Salmon Run mode

''"?! You didn't get a single one?! [[LampshadeHanging Did you do that on purpose?]] Well... I suppose that is impressive in its own way, but I have to say, I'm still pretty disappointed..."''

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--> -- -->-- '''Mr. Grizz''', ''VideoGame/Splatoon2'' Salmon Run mode

-> ''"?! You didn't get a single one?! [[LampshadeHanging Did you do that on purpose?]] Well... I suppose that is impressive in its own way, but I have to say, I'm still pretty disappointed..."''
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''"?! You didn't get a single one?! [[LampshadeHanging Did you do that on purpose?]] Well... I suppose that is impressive in its own way, but I have to say, I'm still pretty disappointed..."''
-->-- '''Red Gearmo''' if you don't collect a single Purple Coin in Tall Trunk Galaxy, ''VideoGame/SuperMarioGalaxy2''
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-> ''"Not a single Golden Egg? Maybe I should have made you [[ReadTheFreakingManual read the training manual]]."''
--> -- '''Mr. Grizz''', ''VideoGame/Splatoon2'' Salmon Run mode
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->''"Shedinja used Final Gambit!"''
-->--Stuff like this can be possible in Pokèmon....
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-->-- '''Sous Chef Scott''' on a particularly bad service,''Series/HellsKitchen''

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-->-- '''Sous Chef Scott''' Scott''', on a particularly bad service,''Series/HellsKitchen''service, ''Series/HellsKitchen''
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->''"We don't have any fucking chicken, we don't have any more Wellingtons, we don't have any fucking lettuce! We haven't served any food! How could we be out of ''anything''?!"''
-->-- '''Sous Chef Scott''' on a particularly bad service,''Series/HellsKitchen''
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->''"How bad you got to time your punches for a blind nigga to see you coming, Granddad?"''
-->-- '''Riley Freeman''', ''WesternAnimation/TheBoondocks''
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->''"Hey, Browns! Creator/MikePolk, season ticket holder. Killer game in Houston today! Well thank god we built [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FirstEnergy_Stadium YOU.]] What a blessing for the community! You are wasting valuable space on [[UsefulNotes/{{Cleveland}} our majestic shoreline]], and what do we get out of it from you?! Ten miserable games a year, including two preseason games that I have to pay for, and one shitty Music/KennyChesney concert! Do you understand that [[MindScrew it is statistically harder for a team to be this consistently bad than it is for them to occasionally, accidentally be good?]] The probability is staggering! Did you happen to see that Packers/Chargers game today?! It's like they're playing a different ''sport'' than you are! And here's what you have to understand: We don't even expect you to be good! We just want you to be watchable! Do you have any idea how low our expectations are?! We don't expect you to win the UsefulNotes/SuperBowl, we just want you to look better than ''a division III high school team!'' And listen, [[LampshadeHanging I know that]] [[SkewedPriorities there are way more important things in life than football]]...but you are supposed to be our pleasant distraction from those things! But all we do is [[DespairEventHorizon pay you money to put us in a bad mood every week]].\\

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->''"Hey, Browns! Creator/MikePolk, Mike Polk, season ticket holder. Killer game in Houston today! Well thank god we built [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FirstEnergy_Stadium YOU.]] What a blessing for the community! You are wasting valuable space on [[UsefulNotes/{{Cleveland}} our majestic shoreline]], and what do we get out of it from you?! Ten miserable games a year, including two preseason games that I have to pay for, and one shitty Music/KennyChesney concert! Do you understand that [[MindScrew it is statistically harder for a team to be this consistently bad than it is for them to occasionally, accidentally be good?]] The probability is staggering! Did you happen to see that Packers/Chargers game today?! It's like they're playing a different ''sport'' than you are! And here's what you have to understand: We don't even expect you to be good! We just want you to be watchable! Do you have any idea how low our expectations are?! We don't expect you to win the UsefulNotes/SuperBowl, we just want you to look better than ''a division III high school team!'' And listen, [[LampshadeHanging I know that]] [[SkewedPriorities there are way more important things in life than football]]...but you are supposed to be our pleasant distraction from those things! But all we do is [[DespairEventHorizon pay you money to put us in a bad mood every week]].\\
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->''"Hey, Browns! Creator/MikePolk, season ticket holder. Killer game in Houston today! Well thank god we built [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FirstEnergy_Stadium YOU.]] What a blessing for the community! You are wasting valuable space on [[UsefulNotes/{{Cleveland}} our majestic shoreline]], and what do we get out of it from you?! Ten miserable games a year, including two preseason games that I have to pay for, and one shitty Kenny Chesny concert! Do you understand that [[MindScrew it is statistically harder for a team to be this consistently bad than it is for them to occasionally accidentally be good?]] The probability is staggering! Did you happen to see that Packers/Chargers game today?! It's like they're playing a different ''sport'' than you are! And here's what you have to understand: We don't even expect you to be good, we just want you to be watchable! Do you have any idea how low our expectations are?! We don't expect you to win the UsefulNotes/SuperBowl, we just want you to look better than ''a division III high school team!'' And listen, [[LampshadeHanging I know that]] [[SkewedPriorities there are way more important things in life than football]]...but you are supposed to be our pleasant distraction from those things! But all we do is [[DespairEventHorizon pay you money to put us in a bad mood every week]].\\

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->''"Hey, Browns! Creator/MikePolk, season ticket holder. Killer game in Houston today! Well thank god we built [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FirstEnergy_Stadium YOU.]] What a blessing for the community! You are wasting valuable space on [[UsefulNotes/{{Cleveland}} our majestic shoreline]], and what do we get out of it from you?! Ten miserable games a year, including two preseason games that I have to pay for, and one shitty Kenny Chesny Music/KennyChesney concert! Do you understand that [[MindScrew it is statistically harder for a team to be this consistently bad than it is for them to occasionally occasionally, accidentally be good?]] The probability is staggering! Did you happen to see that Packers/Chargers game today?! It's like they're playing a different ''sport'' than you are! And here's what you have to understand: We don't even expect you to be good, we good! We just want you to be watchable! Do you have any idea how low our expectations are?! We don't expect you to win the UsefulNotes/SuperBowl, we just want you to look better than ''a division III high school team!'' And listen, [[LampshadeHanging I know that]] [[SkewedPriorities there are way more important things in life than football]]...but you are supposed to be our pleasant distraction from those things! But all we do is [[DespairEventHorizon pay you money to put us in a bad mood every week]].\\
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-->-- ''Stuff like this can be possible in Pokèmon....

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-->-- ''Stuff -->--Stuff like this can be possible in Pokèmon....
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-->-- ''Stuff like this can be possible in ''VideoGame/Pokèmon''....

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-->-- ''Stuff like this can be possible in ''VideoGame/Pokèmon''....Pokèmon....
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->''""Shedinja used Final Gambit!"
-->-- ''Stuff like this can be possible in ''VideoGame/Pokèmon''....

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->''""Shedinja ->''"Shedinja used Final Gambit!"
Gambit!"''
-->-- ''Stuff like this can be possible in ''VideoGame/Pokèmon''....
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-->-- ''Stuff like this can be possible in ''VideoGame/Pokemon''....

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-->-- ''Stuff like this can be possible in ''VideoGame/Pokemon''....''VideoGame/Pokèmon''....
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->''""Shedinja used Final Gambit!"
-->-- ''Stuff like this can be possible in ''VideoGame/Pokemon''....
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->In an ideal world, an assassination should not end with you flat on your back with malaria while your target holds your gun, reads your orders to you, and then makes fun of you for being useless.
-->--'''Internet Movie Firearms Database''', [[http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Far_Cry_2#Star_Model-P discussing]] ''Videogame/FarCry2''

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