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->Not that I'm complaining about it, but... ''[[color:red: HOW DO YOU '''MISS''' A VOLCANO?!]]''
-->--'''Thief''', ''EightBitTheater''
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->Not that I'm complaining about it, but... ''[[color:red: HOW DO YOU '''MISS''' A VOLCANO?!]]''
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->''[...T]here are speedruns ''[of this game]'' on Youtube in ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DcCIgGF9_U under a minute.]]'' You call that good programming?''
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->''[...T]here are speedruns ''[of this game]'' on Youtube in ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DcCIgGF9_U under a minute.]]'' You call that good programming?''YOU CALL THAT GOOD PROGRAMMING?!''
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'''CIA Officer''': I don't know, sir.\\
'''CIA Superior''': I don't fuckin' know either. I guess we learned not to do it again.\\
'''CIA Officer''': Yes, sir.\\
'''CIA Superior''': I'm fucked if I know what we did.
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'''CIA Officer''': I don't know, sir.\\
'''CIA Superior''': I don't fuckin' know either. I guess we learned not to do it again.\\
'''CIA Officer''': Yes, sir.\\
'''CIA Superior''': I'm fucked if I know what we did.
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->'''Native guide:''' [[ToiletHumor Bad guy falls in poop!]] [[LampshadeHanging Classic element of physical comedy!]] Now comes the part where we throw our heads back and laugh! Ready?\\
'''Other guides:''' Ready!\\
'''All:''' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjjVUUO5NAI AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!]]
-->'''Film/GeorgeOfTheJungle'''
'''Other guides:''' Ready!\\
'''All:''' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjjVUUO5NAI AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!]]
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->'''Washington:''' ''That was the worst throw. Ever. Of all time.''
->'''Caboose:'''''\\
'''Caboose:''' ''Not my fault. Someone put a wall in my way.''
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'''Caboose:''' ''Not my fault. Someone put a wall in my way.''
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-> '''CIA Officer''': I don't know, sir.
-> '''CIA Superior''': I don't fuckin' know either. I guess we learned not to do it again.
-> '''CIA Officer''': Yes, sir.
-> '''CIA Superior''': I'm fucked if I know what we did.
->''BurnAfterReading''
-> '''CIA Officer''': I don't know, sir.
-> '''CIA Superior''': I don't fuckin' know either. I guess we learned not to do it again.
-> '''CIA Officer''': Yes, sir.
-> '''CIA Superior''': I'm fucked if I know what we did.
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'''CIA Officer''': I don't know,
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'''CIA Officer''': Yes,
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->'''Native guide:''' [[ToiletHumor Bad guy falls in poop!]] [[LampshadeHanging Classic element of physical comedy!]] Now comes the part where we throw our heads back and laugh! Ready?
->'''Native guide:''' [[ToiletHumor Bad guy falls in poop!]] [[LampshadeHanging Classic element of physical comedy!]] Now comes the part where we throw our heads back and laugh! Ready?
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-> ''It is pretty impressive that you managed to combine so many ingredients and it came out tasting like nothing.'' ''
-->--Yosuke Hanamura of ''{{Persona 4}}'' on [[LethalChef Yukiko]]'s omelet.
->'''Native guide:''' [[ToiletHumor Bad guy falls in poop!]] [[LampshadeHanging Classic element of physical comedy!]] Now comes the part where we throw our heads back and laugh!Ready?Ready?\\
-->--Yosuke Hanamura of ''{{Persona 4}}'' on [[LethalChef Yukiko]]'s omelet.
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'''All:''' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjjVUUO5NAI AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!]]\\
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->'''Native guide:''' Now comes the part where we throw our heads back and laugh! Ready?
->'''Other guides:''' Ready!
->'''All:''' AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
->'''-Film/GeorgeOfTheJungle'''
->'''Native guide:''' Now comes the part where we throw our heads back and laugh! Ready?
->'''Other guides:''' Ready!
->'''All:''' AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
->'''-Film/GeorgeOfTheJungle'''
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-> ''It is pretty impressive that you managed to combine so many ingredients and it came out tasting like nothing.'' - Yosuke -->--Yosuke Hanamura of ''{{Persona 4}}'' on [[LethalChef Yukiko]]'s omelet.
->'''Native guide:''' [[ToiletHumor Bad guy falls in poop!]] [[LampshadeHanging Classic element of physical comedy!]] Now comes the part where we throw our heads back and laugh! Ready?
->'''Other '''Other guides:''' Ready!
->'''All:''' AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
->'''-Film/GeorgeOfTheJungle'''
Ready!\\
'''All:''' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjjVUUO5NAI AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!]]\\
-->'''-Film/GeorgeOfTheJungle'''
->'''Native guide:''' [[ToiletHumor Bad guy falls in poop!]] [[LampshadeHanging Classic element of physical comedy!]] Now comes the part where we throw our heads back and laugh! Ready?
->'''All:''' AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
->'''-Film/GeorgeOfTheJungle'''
'''All:''' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjjVUUO5NAI AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!]]\\
-->'''-Film/GeorgeOfTheJungle'''
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->''Not that I'm complaining about it, but... ''[[color:red: HOW DO YOU '''MISS''' A VOLCANO?!]]''
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->'''Other guides:''' Ready!
->'''All:''' AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
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-> ''It is pretty impressive that you managed to combine so many ingredients and it came out tasting like nothing.'' - Yosuke Hanamura of ''Persona4'' ''{{Persona 4}}'' on [[LethalChef Yukiko]]'s omelette.
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-> ''[...T]here are speedruns [of this game] on Youtube in ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DcCIgGF9_U under a minute.]]'' You call that good programming?''
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-> ''[...T]here are speedruns [of ''[of this game] game]'' on Youtube in ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DcCIgGF9_U under a minute.]]'' You call that good programming?''
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-> "And what does the main character have to defeat the forces of the Black Knight with? '''ROCKS'''. '''''FUCKING ROCKS!!''''' Okay, this could have been something cool and innovative, but the developers made it into a kind of torture in itself. To throw these rocks, you have to stand perfectly still, aim your arm in the direction in which you're throwing, which takes a few seconds to do it perfectly, and then ''fire and pray''. And of course, while you are doing this, '''''SOME OTHER FUCKING ENEMY HAS ALREADY KILLED YOU!!'''''"\\
"The collision detection in this game is ''piss''-poor. For example, take a look at this: ''<shows the player character getting killed by a bat about 7 pixels away>'' '''''THAT THING DIDN'T EVEN TOUCH ME!!''''' Oh '''THAT THING WASN'T EVEN CLOSE! AND THEN I STILL ''DIE'' BECAUSE OF IT!?'''"\\
"Where the hell's my key? Ohh, no, don't tell me I needed the key to lift up a ''wooden plank''!? Oh great, just what I needed to see, an '''ABSOLUTELY MEANINGLESS LEVEL!!'''"\\
"'''WHO THE FUCK DESIGNED THIS!? WHY CAN'T I GO DOWN A SMALL DECLINE WITHOUT FALLING ON MY ASS!?'''"\\
"WHO THE HELL PROGRAMMED THIS, JACK THOMPSON!? Did-did ''El Ambulance Chaser Extraordinaire'' program this as an effort to get kids outside!? 'Cause, if that was the case Mr. Thompson, ''mission accomplished'', but you probably got a few people killed in the process!" '''[GOLDSTEIN!]'''\\
''<notices a message in the background>'' "Oh wait a minute... 'Saddam was here'! ''Hehahahahahahahahahahaha''! Did you hear that kids? ''SADDAM WAS HERE''!"\\
"A plain-black text screen saying, 'CONGRATULATIONS YOU HAVE DEFEATED THE BLACK KNIGHT!' Or in more realistic terms, ''Congratulations'' '''''We have just jizzed on your face!'''''"\\
"And if you felt things couldn't get worse, here's the kicker... '''''YOU DON'T EVEN NEED THE SHIELD AND THE FIREBALL TO BEAT THE GAME!!''''' That's right; you don't need this to beat the game; that's why there are speedruns on Youtube in ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DcCIgGF9_U under a minute]]''. '''''YOU CALL THAT GOOD PROGRAMMING!?'''''"\\
"And I know what you're thinking: 'Worst game ever made,' right? '''WRONG'''. Far as in my book, games involve competence, happiness, people ''DANCING'' on the morning news. No, my friends... ''Dark Castle'' is no game. This ''IS AN OVERCONFIDENT AMERICAN PROGRAMMER BEATING OFF TO HENTAI, AND THEN'' '''SPLOOGING INTO A GODDAMN GAME CARTRIDGE!!'''"\\
"You know what, I can't take this anymore. I need to play something '''competent'''. ''<BatmanForever starts up>'' Oh GOD... '''''THANK YOOOUUUUU!!'''''"
"The collision detection in this game is ''piss''-poor. For example, take a look at this: ''<shows the player character getting killed by a bat about 7 pixels away>'' '''''THAT THING DIDN'T EVEN TOUCH ME!!''''' Oh '''THAT THING WASN'T EVEN CLOSE! AND THEN I STILL ''DIE'' BECAUSE OF IT!?'''"\\
"Where the hell's my key? Ohh, no, don't tell me I needed the key to lift up a ''wooden plank''!? Oh great, just what I needed to see, an '''ABSOLUTELY MEANINGLESS LEVEL!!'''"\\
"'''WHO THE FUCK DESIGNED THIS!? WHY CAN'T I GO DOWN A SMALL DECLINE WITHOUT FALLING ON MY ASS!?'''"\\
"WHO THE HELL PROGRAMMED THIS, JACK THOMPSON!? Did-did ''El Ambulance Chaser Extraordinaire'' program this as an effort to get kids outside!? 'Cause, if that was the case Mr. Thompson, ''mission accomplished'', but you probably got a few people killed in the process!" '''[GOLDSTEIN!]'''\\
''<notices a message in the background>'' "Oh wait a minute... 'Saddam was here'! ''Hehahahahahahahahahahaha''! Did you hear that kids? ''SADDAM WAS HERE''!"\\
"A plain-black text screen saying, 'CONGRATULATIONS YOU HAVE DEFEATED THE BLACK KNIGHT!' Or in more realistic terms, ''Congratulations'' '''''We have just jizzed on your face!'''''"\\
"And if you felt things couldn't get worse, here's the kicker... '''''YOU DON'T EVEN NEED THE SHIELD AND THE FIREBALL TO BEAT THE GAME!!''''' That's right; you don't need this to beat the game; that's why there are speedruns on Youtube in ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DcCIgGF9_U under a minute]]''. '''''YOU CALL THAT GOOD PROGRAMMING!?'''''"\\
"And I know what you're thinking: 'Worst game ever made,' right? '''WRONG'''. Far as in my book, games involve competence, happiness, people ''DANCING'' on the morning news. No, my friends... ''Dark Castle'' is no game. This ''IS AN OVERCONFIDENT AMERICAN PROGRAMMER BEATING OFF TO HENTAI, AND THEN'' '''SPLOOGING INTO A GODDAMN GAME CARTRIDGE!!'''"\\
"You know what, I can't take this anymore. I need to play something '''competent'''. ''<BatmanForever starts up>'' Oh GOD... '''''THANK YOOOUUUUU!!'''''"
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-> "And what does the main character have to defeat the forces of the Black Knight with? '''ROCKS'''. '''''FUCKING ROCKS!!''''' Okay, this could have been something cool and innovative, but the developers made it into a kind of torture in itself. To throw these rocks, you have to stand perfectly still, aim your arm in the direction in which you're throwing, which takes a few seconds to do it perfectly, and then ''fire and pray''. And of course, while you are doing this, '''''SOME OTHER FUCKING ENEMY HAS ALREADY KILLED YOU!!'''''"\\
"The collision detection in this game is ''piss''-poor. For example, take a look at this: ''<shows the player character getting killed by a bat about 7 pixels away>'' '''''THAT THING DIDN'T EVEN TOUCH ME!!''''' Oh '''THAT THING WASN'T EVEN CLOSE! AND THEN I STILL ''DIE'' BECAUSE OF IT!?'''"\\
"Where the hell's my key? Ohh, no, don't tell me I needed the key to lift up a ''wooden plank''!? Oh great, just what I needed to see, an '''ABSOLUTELY MEANINGLESS LEVEL!!'''"\\
"'''WHO THE FUCK DESIGNED THIS!? WHY CAN'T I GO DOWN A SMALL DECLINE WITHOUT FALLING ON MY ASS!?'''"\\
"WHO THE HELL PROGRAMMED THIS, JACK THOMPSON!? Did-did ''El Ambulance Chaser Extraordinaire'' program this as an effort to get kids outside!? 'Cause, if that was the case Mr. Thompson, ''mission accomplished'', but you probably got a few people killed in the process!" '''[GOLDSTEIN!]'''\\
''<notices a message in the background>'' "Oh wait a minute... 'Saddam was here'! ''Hehahahahahahahahahahaha''! Did you hear that kids? ''SADDAM WAS HERE''!"\\
"A plain-black text screen saying, 'CONGRATULATIONS YOU HAVE DEFEATED THE BLACK KNIGHT!' Or in more realistic terms, ''Congratulations'' '''''We have just jizzed on your face!'''''"\\
"And if you felt things couldn't get worse, here's the kicker... '''''YOU DON'T EVEN NEED THE SHIELD AND THE FIREBALL TO BEAT THE GAME!!''''' That's right; you don't need this to beat the game; that's why there''[...T]here are speedruns [of this game] on Youtube in ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DcCIgGF9_U under a minute]]''. '''''YOU CALL THAT GOOD PROGRAMMING!?'''''"\\
"And I know what you're thinking: 'Worst game ever made,' right? '''WRONG'''. Far as in my book, games involve competence, happiness, people ''DANCING'' on the morning news. No, my friends... ''Dark Castle'' is no game. This ''IS AN OVERCONFIDENT AMERICAN PROGRAMMER BEATING OFF TO HENTAI, AND THEN'' '''SPLOOGING INTO A GODDAMN GAME CARTRIDGE!!'''"\\
"You know what, I can't take this anymore. I need to play something '''competent'''. ''<BatmanForever starts up>'' Oh GOD... '''''THANK YOOOUUUUU!!'''''"minute.]]'' You call that good programming?''
"The collision detection in this game is ''piss''-poor. For example, take a look at this: ''<shows the player character getting killed by a bat about 7 pixels away>'' '''''THAT THING DIDN'T EVEN TOUCH ME!!''''' Oh '''THAT THING WASN'T EVEN CLOSE! AND THEN I STILL ''DIE'' BECAUSE OF IT!?'''"\\
"Where the hell's my key? Ohh, no, don't tell me I needed the key to lift up a ''wooden plank''!? Oh great, just what I needed to see, an '''ABSOLUTELY MEANINGLESS LEVEL!!'''"\\
"'''WHO THE FUCK DESIGNED THIS!? WHY CAN'T I GO DOWN A SMALL DECLINE WITHOUT FALLING ON MY ASS!?'''"\\
"WHO THE HELL PROGRAMMED THIS, JACK THOMPSON!? Did-did ''El Ambulance Chaser Extraordinaire'' program this as an effort to get kids outside!? 'Cause, if that was the case Mr. Thompson, ''mission accomplished'', but you probably got a few people killed in the process!" '''[GOLDSTEIN!]'''\\
''<notices a message in the background>'' "Oh wait a minute... 'Saddam was here'! ''Hehahahahahahahahahahaha''! Did you hear that kids? ''SADDAM WAS HERE''!"\\
"A plain-black text screen saying, 'CONGRATULATIONS YOU HAVE DEFEATED THE BLACK KNIGHT!' Or in more realistic terms, ''Congratulations'' '''''We have just jizzed on your face!'''''"\\
"And if you felt things couldn't get worse, here's the kicker... '''''YOU DON'T EVEN NEED THE SHIELD AND THE FIREBALL TO BEAT THE GAME!!''''' That's right; you don't need this to beat the game; that's why there
"And I know what you're thinking: 'Worst game ever made,' right? '''WRONG'''. Far as in my book, games involve competence, happiness, people ''DANCING'' on the morning news. No, my friends... ''Dark Castle'' is no game. This ''IS AN OVERCONFIDENT AMERICAN PROGRAMMER BEATING OFF TO HENTAI, AND THEN'' '''SPLOOGING INTO A GODDAMN GAME CARTRIDGE!!'''"\\
"You know what, I can't take this anymore. I need to play something '''competent'''. ''<BatmanForever starts up>'' Oh GOD... '''''THANK YOOOUUUUU!!'''''"
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-> ''How do you get a note from the teacher on the last day of school?''
-->'''Mrs. Summers,''' ''[[http://www.leasticoulddo.com/comic/20110612 Least I Could Do]]''
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--> '''CIA Officer''': I don't know, sir.
--> '''CIA Superior''': I don't fuckin' know either. I guess we learned not to do it again.
--> '''CIA Officer''': Yes, sir.
--> '''CIA Superior''': I'm fucked if I know what we did.
-->'''BurnAfterReading'''
--> '''CIA Officer''': I don't know, sir.
--> '''CIA Superior''': I don't fuckin' know either. I guess we learned not to do it again.
--> '''CIA Officer''': Yes, sir.
--> '''CIA Superior''': I'm fucked if I know what we did.
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--> '''CIA Officer''': I don't know, sir.
--> '''CIA Superior''': I don't fuckin' know either. I guess we learned not to do it again.
--> '''CIA Officer''': Yes, sir.
--> '''CIA Superior''': I'm fucked if I know what we did.
-->'''BurnAfterReading'''
--> '''CIA Officer''': I don't know, sir.
--> '''CIA Superior''': I don't fuckin' know either. I guess we learned not to do it again.
--> '''CIA Officer''': Yes, sir.
--> '''CIA Superior''': I'm fucked if I know what we did.
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->''I hate to criticize, but...HOW DO YOU MISS A VOLCANO?!?''
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->'''Caboose:''' ''It's not ''Not my fault. Somebody Someone put a wall in my way.''
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-> "And what does the main character have to defeat the forces of the Black Knight with? '''ROCKS'''. '''''FUCKING ROCKS!!''''' Okay, this could have been something cool and innovative, but the developers made it into a kind of torture in itself. To throw these rocks, you have to stand perfectly still, aim your arm in the direction in which you're throwing, which takes a few seconds to do it perfectly, and then ''fire and pray''. And of course, while you are doing this, '''''SOME OTHER FUCKING ENEMY HAS ALREADY KILLED YOU!!'''''"\\
"The collision detection in this game is ''piss''-poor. For example, take a look at this: ''<shows the player character getting killed by a bat about 7 pixels away>'' '''''THAT THING DIDN'T EVEN TOUCH ME!!''''' Oh '''THAT THING WASN'T EVEN CLOSE! AND THEN I STILL ''DIE'' BECAUSE OF IT!?'''"\\
"Where the hell's my key? Ohh, no, don't tell me I needed the key to lift up a ''wooden plank''!? Oh great, just what I needed to see, an '''ABSOLUTELY MEANINGLESS LEVEL!!'''"\\
"'''WHO THE FUCK DESIGNED THIS!? WHY CAN'T I GO DOWN A SMALL DECLINE WITHOUT FALLING ON MY ASS!?'''"\\
"WHO THE HELL PROGRAMMED THIS, JACK THOMPSON!? Did-did ''El Ambulance Chaser Extraordinaire'' program this as an effort to get kids outside!? 'Cause, if that was the case Mr. Thompson, ''mission accomplished'', but you probably got a few people killed in the process!" '''[GOLDSTEIN!]'''\\
''<notices a message in the background>'' "Oh wait a minute... 'Saddam was here'! ''Hehahahahahahahahahahaha''! Did you hear that kids? ''SADDAM WAS HERE''!"\\
"A plain-black text screen saying, 'CONGRATULATIONS YOU HAVE DEFEATED THE BLACK KNIGHT!' Or in more realistic terms, ''Congratulations'' '''''We have just jizzed on your face!'''''"\\
"And if you felt things couldn't get worse, here's the kicker... '''''YOU DON'T EVEN NEED THE SHIELD AND THE FIREBALL TO BEAT THE GAME!!''''' That's right; you don't need this to beat the game; that's why there are speedruns on Youtube in ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DcCIgGF9_U under a minute]]''. '''''YOU CALL THAT GOOD PROGRAMMING!?'''''"\\
"And I know what you're thinking: 'Worst game ever made,' right? '''WRONG'''. Far as in my book, games involve competence, happiness, people ''DANCING'' on the morning news. No, my friends... ''Dark Castle'' is no game. This ''IS AN OVERCONFIDENT AMERICAN PROGRAMMER BEATING OFF TO HENTAI, AND THEN'' '''SPLOOGING INTO A GODDAMN GAME CARTRIDGE!!'''"\\
"You know what, I can't take this anymore. I need to play something '''competent'''. ''<BatmanForever starts up>'' Oh GOD... '''''THANK YOOOUUUUU!!'''''"
-->--[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TINvUbTdt4k UrinatingTree's review of the Genesis port of Dark Castle]]
"The collision detection in this game is ''piss''-poor. For example, take a look at this: ''<shows the player character getting killed by a bat about 7 pixels away>'' '''''THAT THING DIDN'T EVEN TOUCH ME!!''''' Oh '''THAT THING WASN'T EVEN CLOSE! AND THEN I STILL ''DIE'' BECAUSE OF IT!?'''"\\
"Where the hell's my key? Ohh, no, don't tell me I needed the key to lift up a ''wooden plank''!? Oh great, just what I needed to see, an '''ABSOLUTELY MEANINGLESS LEVEL!!'''"\\
"'''WHO THE FUCK DESIGNED THIS!? WHY CAN'T I GO DOWN A SMALL DECLINE WITHOUT FALLING ON MY ASS!?'''"\\
"WHO THE HELL PROGRAMMED THIS, JACK THOMPSON!? Did-did ''El Ambulance Chaser Extraordinaire'' program this as an effort to get kids outside!? 'Cause, if that was the case Mr. Thompson, ''mission accomplished'', but you probably got a few people killed in the process!" '''[GOLDSTEIN!]'''\\
''<notices a message in the background>'' "Oh wait a minute... 'Saddam was here'! ''Hehahahahahahahahahahaha''! Did you hear that kids? ''SADDAM WAS HERE''!"\\
"A plain-black text screen saying, 'CONGRATULATIONS YOU HAVE DEFEATED THE BLACK KNIGHT!' Or in more realistic terms, ''Congratulations'' '''''We have just jizzed on your face!'''''"\\
"And if you felt things couldn't get worse, here's the kicker... '''''YOU DON'T EVEN NEED THE SHIELD AND THE FIREBALL TO BEAT THE GAME!!''''' That's right; you don't need this to beat the game; that's why there are speedruns on Youtube in ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DcCIgGF9_U under a minute]]''. '''''YOU CALL THAT GOOD PROGRAMMING!?'''''"\\
"And I know what you're thinking: 'Worst game ever made,' right? '''WRONG'''. Far as in my book, games involve competence, happiness, people ''DANCING'' on the morning news. No, my friends... ''Dark Castle'' is no game. This ''IS AN OVERCONFIDENT AMERICAN PROGRAMMER BEATING OFF TO HENTAI, AND THEN'' '''SPLOOGING INTO A GODDAMN GAME CARTRIDGE!!'''"\\
"You know what, I can't take this anymore. I need to play something '''competent'''. ''<BatmanForever starts up>'' Oh GOD... '''''THANK YOOOUUUUU!!'''''"
-->--[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TINvUbTdt4k UrinatingTree's review of the Genesis port of Dark Castle]]
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->''Why can't my successes ever be as spectacular as my failures?''
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