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->'''The Doctor''': You think you can just ''shoot'' me?\\
'''River Song''': They're Americans!!\\
'''The Doctor''': DON'T SHOOT ME DEFINITELY DON'T SHOOT ME!

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->'''The Doctor''': ''(to Secret Service agents) You think you can just ''shoot'' me?\\
'''River Song''': They're Americans!!\\
Americans!\\
'''The Doctor''': DON'T SHOOT ME ME, DEFINITELY DON'T SHOOT ME!

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->'''The Doctor''': You think you can just ''shoot'' me?
->'''River Song''': They're Americans!
->'''The Doctor''': Don't shoot me! Definitely don't shoot me!

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->'''The Doctor''': You think you can just ''shoot'' me?
->'''River
me?\\
'''River
Song''': They're Americans!
->'''The
Americans!!\\
'''The
Doctor''': Don't shoot me! Definitely don't shoot me!DON'T SHOOT ME DEFINITELY DON'T SHOOT ME!


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->''"You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac El Dorado convertible, hot pink with whaleskin hub caps and all leather cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights, yeah! And I'm gonna drive around in that baby at 115mph getting one mile per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder cheese burgers from [=McDonald's=] in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers and when I'm done sucking down those grease ball burgers, I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag and then I'm gonna toss the styrofoam container right out the side and there ain't a God damned thing anybody can do about it. You know why? [[ScrewTheRulesIMakeThem Because we got the bombs, that's why!]]"''
-->-- '''DenisLeary''', "Asshole"

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-->'''Ken''': You from the States?
-->'''Jimmy''': Yeah. Try not to hold it against me.
-->'''Ken''': I'll try not to. Just try not to say anything too loud or crass.

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-->'''Ken''': ->'''Ken''': You from the States?
-->'''Jimmy''': ->'''Jimmy''': Yeah. Try not to hold it against me.
-->'''Ken''': ->'''Ken''': I'll try not to. Just try not to say anything too loud or crass.
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-->'''Ken''': You from the States?
-->'''Jimmy''': Yeah. Try not to hold it against me.
-->'''Ken''': I'll try not to. Just try not to say anything too loud or crass.
-->--Film/InBruges
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-->--'''BanditKeith''', [[Yu-Gi-Oh!TheAbridgedSeries Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Seires... In America...]]

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-->--'''BanditKeith''', [[Yu-Gi-Oh!TheAbridgedSeries [[WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Seires... In America...]]
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-->--'''BanditKeith''',{{Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series}}

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-->--'''BanditKeith''',{{Yu-Gi-Oh! -->--'''BanditKeith''', [[Yu-Gi-Oh!TheAbridgedSeries Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series}}
Seires... In America...]]
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->"You aren't American! You don't even have a flag on your head!"
-->--'''BanditKeith''',{{Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series}}
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-> Helga: Americans are great people!
-> Pöysti: Americans are idiots.
-> Routalempi: Yeah, that's so true.
-> Pöysti: Now, don't generalise, there are lots of smart people there too. (gets a flat stare from everybody) What?!
-->--Pasila
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->" We're (Americans are) dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes who just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate — and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies get so full of shit that they become assholes themselves ... because pussies are only an inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know that if you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!"
-->--Gary, ''TeamAmerica'' World Police

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--> -- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "The Impossible Astronaut"

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--> -- ''Series/DoctorWho'', -->--''Series/DoctorWho'', "The Impossible Astronaut"



--> -- ''{{Futurama}}''

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--> -- ''{{Futurama}}''
-->--''{{Futurama}}''



--> - '''Stan Smith''', singing ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad'''s theme song.

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--> - '''Stan -->--'''Stan Smith''', singing ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad'''s theme song.



--> - '''DenisLeary''', ''Asshole''. '''''Definitely''''' Type 2.

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--> - '''DenisLeary''', -->--'''DenisLeary''', ''Asshole''. '''''Definitely''''' Type 2.



--> - '''Calvin''', ''CalvinAndHobbes''

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--> - '''Calvin''', -->--'''Calvin''', ''CalvinAndHobbes''



--> - '''MikeTyson'''

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--> - '''MikeTyson'''
-->--'''MikeTyson'''



--> - '''Music/{{Rammstein}}''', "Amerika"

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--> - '''Music/{{Rammstein}}''', -->--'''Music/{{Rammstein}}''', "Amerika"



-> '''Saki:''' Take it easy. We have a cop here, you know.
-> '''American Soldier:''' Oh yeah? Well, we have the fucking American constitution, bitch!
-> '''Saki:''' Well, then it's easy. ''(Draws guns and blows him away)''
-> -- ''GunCrazy: A Woman From Nowhere''

-> '''StephenFry''' What's the right word for someone who's from the USA?
-> '''Johnny Vegas''' Obese?
-> '''Graeme Garden''' Is it '[[CheeseEatingSurrenderMonkeys burger-eating invasion monkey]]?
--> '''{{QI}}'''


-->''"How I love the life I lead''
-->''Cannot think and cannot read''
-->''Watch our values slip away''
-->''Play the game of USA!"''
---> - '''Peter Schilling,''' "Let's Play USA"

-->''We (the USA) are simultaneously the most hated, loved, feared and admired nation on this planet. In short, we are Frank Sinatra. ''
---> - Dennis Miller

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-> '''Saki:''' ->'''Saki:''' Take it easy. We have a cop here, you know.
-> '''American ->'''American Soldier:''' Oh yeah? Well, we have the fucking American constitution, bitch!
-> '''Saki:''' ->'''Saki:''' Well, then it's easy. ''(Draws guns and blows him away)''
-> -- -->-- ''GunCrazy: A Woman From Nowhere''

-> '''StephenFry''' ->'''StephenFry''' What's the right word for someone who's from the USA?
-> '''Johnny ->'''Johnny Vegas''' Obese?
-> '''Graeme ->'''Graeme Garden''' Is it '[[CheeseEatingSurrenderMonkeys burger-eating invasion monkey]]?
--> '''{{QI}}'''


-->''"How
-->--'''{{QI}}'''

->''"How
I love the life I lead''
-->''Cannot ->''Cannot think and cannot read''
-->''Watch ->''Watch our values slip away''
-->''Play ->''Play the game of USA!"''
---> - '''Peter -->--'''Peter Schilling,''' "Let's Play USA"

-->''We ->''We (the USA) are simultaneously the most hated, loved, feared and admired nation on this planet. In short, we are Frank Sinatra. ''
---> - Dennis -->--Dennis Miller



-->-''Theatre/WestSideStory''.

-->''Now when we think of countries with political histories that make your brain hurt, what is the first one that comes to mind? ...aside from mine.''
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick''' [[hottip:*: The answer is Russia.]]

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-->-''Theatre/WestSideStory''.

-->''Now
-->--''Theatre/WestSideStory''.

->''Now
when we think of countries with political histories that make your brain hurt, what is the first one that comes to mind? ...aside from mine.''
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick''' -->--'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick''' [[hottip:*: The answer is Russia.]]]]

->''We're called "The Heartland", not very smart-land\\
IQ's are very low but threat levels are high.\\
I hate to generalize, but have you seen the thighs?\\
Most haven't seen their genitalia in a while.''
-->--'''{{NOFX}}''', ''Leaving [[{{Eagleland}} Jesusland]]''
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-->-''WestSideStory''.

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-->-''WestSideStory''.
-->-''Theatre/WestSideStory''.
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->'''Leela'': The United States is part of the world.

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->'''Leela'': ->'''Leela''': The United States is part of the world.
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->'''Leela''': Look, I know there are no car chases, but this is important. One of these two men will become president of the world.
->'''Fry''': What do we care? We live in the United States.
->'''Leela'': The United States is part of the world.
->'''Fry''': Wow, I have been gone a long time.
--> -- ''{{Futurama}}''
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-> -- ''An American'' by RudyardKipling

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-> -- ''An American'' by RudyardKipling
Creator/RudyardKipling
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-->-- '''WebOriginal/TheNostalgiaChick''' [[hottip:*: The answer is Russia.]]

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-->-- '''WebOriginal/TheNostalgiaChick''' '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick''' [[hottip:*: The answer is Russia.]]
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-->-- '''TheNostalgiaChick''' [[hottip:*: The answer is Russia.]]

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-->-- '''TheNostalgiaChick''' '''WebOriginal/TheNostalgiaChick''' [[hottip:*: The answer is Russia.]]
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-->''Now when we think of countries with political histories that make your brain hurt, what is the first one that comes to mind? ...aside from mine.''
-->-- '''TheNostalgiaChick''' [[hottip:*: The answer is Russia.]]
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--> - '''Stan Smith''', singing ''AmericanDad'''s theme song.

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--> - '''Stan Smith''', singing ''AmericanDad'''s ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad'''s theme song.
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->''Skyscrapers bloom in America\\
Cadillacs zoom in America\\
Industry boom in America\\
Twelve to a room in America!''
-->-''WestSideStory''.

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-> QI


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-> QI

--> '''{{QI}}'''




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--> - Series/DoctorWho, The Impossible Astronaut

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--> - Series/DoctorWho, The -- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "The Impossible Astronaut
Astronaut"
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--> - '''{{Rammstein}}''', "Amerika"

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--> - '''{{Rammstein}}''', '''Music/{{Rammstein}}''', "Amerika"

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-->''We (the USA) are simultaneously the most hated, loved, feared and admired nation on this planet. In short, we are Frank Sinatra. ''
---> - Dennis Miller
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-->''"How I love the life I lead''
-->''Cannot think and cannot read''
-->''Watch our values slip away''
-->''Play the game of USA!"''
---> - '''Peter Schilling,''' "Let's Play USA"

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--> - DoctorWho, The Impossible Astronaut

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--> - DoctorWho, Series/DoctorWho, The Impossible Astronaut
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->'''The Doctor''':You think you can just ''shoot'' me?
->'''River Song''':They're Americans!
->'''The Doctor''':Don't shoot me! Definitely don't shoot me!

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->'''The Doctor''':You Doctor''': You think you can just ''shoot'' me?
->'''River Song''':They're Song''': They're Americans!
->'''The Doctor''':Don't Doctor''': Don't shoot me! Definitely don't shoot me!
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->''The Doctor'':You think you can just '''shoot''' me?
->''River Song'':They're Americans!
->''The Doctor'':Don't shoot me! Definitely don't shoot me!

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->''The Doctor'':You ->'''The Doctor''':You think you can just '''shoot''' ''shoot'' me?
->''River Song'':They're ->'''River Song''':They're Americans!
->''The Doctor'':Don't ->'''The Doctor''':Don't shoot me! Definitely don't shoot me!
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--> - Doctor Who, The Impossible Astronaut

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--> - Doctor Who, DoctorWho, The Impossible Astronaut
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->''The Doctor'':You think you can just '''shoot''' me?
->''River Song'':They're Americans!
->''The Doctor'':Don't shoot me! Definitely don't shoot me!
--> - Doctor Who, The Impossible Astronaut
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-> '''StephenFry''' What's the right word for someone who's from the USA?
-> '''Johnny Vegas''' Obese?
-> '''Graeme Garden''' Is it '[[CheeseEatingSurrenderMonkeys burger-eating invasion monkey]]?
-> QI

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