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-> ''Yeah, if you wanna start a trick shot channel... you need plenty of duct tape''
-->-- '''Tyler Toney''', Creator/DudePerfect
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->''"For a job like getting rid of the drug dealer next door, I'll take a hardware store over a gun any day. Guns make you stupid. Better to fight your wars with duct tape. Duct tape makes you smart."''

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->''"For ->''For a job like getting rid of the drug dealer next door, I'll take a hardware store over a gun any day. Guns make you stupid. Better to fight your wars with duct tape. Duct tape makes you smart."''''



->''"I don't believe in a lot of things, but I ''do'' believe in duct tape.''

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->''"I ->''I don't believe in a lot of things, but I ''do'' believe in duct tape.''
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-->-- ''Film/{{Red}}''

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-->-- ''Film/{{Red}}''
''Film/Red2010''
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->''Duct tape is like TheForce: it has [[LightIsGood a light side]] and [[TheDarkSide a dark side]] and it binds the galaxy together.''

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->''Duct tape is like TheForce: the Force: it has [[LightIsGood a light side]] and [[TheDarkSide a dark side]] and it binds the galaxy together.''
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-> '''Reno:''' I can fix stuff with duct tape, if you want.
-> '''Stamets:''' What, a giant entity from our universe and a mycelial species from the network? Well, they have as much in common as me and that grease monkey.
-> '''Reno:''' I could fix that analogy with duct tape, too.
-->-- '''Series/StarTrekDiscovery'''
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->''Guns make you dumb. If at all possible, fight your wars with duct tape. Duct tape makes you smart.''

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->''Guns ->''"For a job like getting rid of the drug dealer next door, I'll take a hardware store over a gun any day. Guns make you dumb. If at all possible, stupid. Better to fight your wars with duct tape. Duct tape makes you smart.''"''
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'''Frank:''' We are. [[BoundAndGagged This will help]].\\

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'''Frank:''' We are. [[BoundAndGagged This will help]].help.\\
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->''Man, I love duct tape. I love how it tapes. I love the sound it makes. I love saying it. Duct tape. Duct tape. Duct tape. Duct tape. Duct tape. Duct tape...''
-->-- '''SelfDemonstrating/{{Deadpool}}'''

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->''Man, ->''"Man, I love duct tape. I love how it tapes. I love the sound it makes. I love saying it. Duct tape. Duct tape. Duct tape. Duct [-Duct tape. Duct tape. Duct tape...''
-]"''
-->-- '''SelfDemonstrating/{{Deadpool}}'''
'''ComicBook/{{Deadpool}}''', ''ComicBook/CableAndDeadpool'' #20

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-> '''Resistance Fighter:''' Ugh...

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-> '''Resistance Fighter:''' Ugh... I have to ask, before you joined the Resistance, you were a...?
-> '''Resistance Worker:''' Arts and crafts teacher.
-> '''Resistance Fighter:''' I am so glad I'm not flying this thing...
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-> '''Resistance Fighter:''' I'm a bit of an amateur engineer myself. Tell me, what did you use to patch up the anti-concussion field generator?
-> '''Resistance Worker:''' Um... I think it was some duct tape.
-> '''Resistance Fighter:''' Is that safe?
-> '''Resistance Worker:''' Well, it didn't blow up! Of course, we haven't actually turned it on yet...
-> '''Resistance Fighter:''' So how did you fix the power converter, then?
-> '''Resistance Worker:''' More duct tape.
-> '''Resistance Fighter:''' More duct tape?
-> '''Resistance Worker:''' More duct tape. It's very versatile.
-> '''Resistance Fighter:''' And the crack in the auxiliary cooling system?
-> '''Resistance Worker:''' Ooh, uh...! That was, um... That was... Yeah, that was duct tape too.
-> '''Resistance Fighter:''' Is there anything you didn't just slap a tiny strip of duct tape on?
-> '''Resistance Worker:''' Sure - the life-support system!
-> '''Resistance Fighter:''' Okay, alright, I should hope so.
-> '''Resistance Worker:''' Yeah, we had to use a ton of it on that.
-> '''Resistance Fighter:''' Ugh...
-->-- '''VideoGame/LEGOStarWars''' '''Film/TheForceAwakens'''
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-> ''A desperate father, in search of a cure... Thousands of rabid zombies... 72 hours to kill... One big-ass roll of duct tape... To save his daughter, he will go through hell to find those responsible... He will go through a lot of tape...''
-->-- '''VideoGame/DeadRising2''' trailer
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->''Don't need to save the world. Just need to apply enough duct tape to hold it together until Monday.''
-->-- '''Bill Raibert''', ''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}'' ([[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff2400/fc02368.htm 2368]])
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->'''Frank:''' Just hang onto this tape.
->'''Sarah:''' Oh no-no; you said we were just gonna to talk to her.
->'''Frank:''' We are. [[BoundAndGagged This will help]].
->'''Sarah:''' The woman just lost her daughter. You can't just go around duct-taping everyone!

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->'''Frank:''' Just hang onto this tape.
->'''Sarah:'''
tape.\\
'''Sarah:'''
Oh no-no; you said we were just gonna to talk to her.
->'''Frank:'''
her.\\
'''Frank:'''
We are. [[BoundAndGagged This will help]].
->'''Sarah:'''
help]].\\
'''Sarah:'''
The woman just lost her daughter. You can't just go around duct-taping everyone!



-->--''WebOriginal/TheAnnoyingOrange'', "Eat-3 Conference"

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-->--''WebOriginal/TheAnnoyingOrange'', -->-- ''WebVideo/TheAnnoyingOrange'', "Eat-3 Conference"



'''{{LetsPlay/Chuggaaconroy}}''': No! Don't come near me with the duct tape!

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'''{{LetsPlay/Chuggaaconroy}}''': '''LetsPlay/{{Chuggaaconroy}}:''' No! Don't come near me with the duct tape!



-->--''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}'' ([[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff700/fv00699.htm 669]])

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-->--''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}'' -->-- ''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}'' ([[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff700/fv00699.htm 669]])
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->''Yes, of course duct tape works in a near-vacuum. Duct tape works anywhere. Duct tape is magic and should be worshiped.''
-->--'''Mark Whatney''', ''Literature/TheMartian''
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->''Of course duct tape works in a near vacuum. Duct tape works anywhere. Duct tape is magic and should be worshipped.''
-->-- '''Mark Watney''', ''Literature/TheMartian''
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-->-- '''Guardian of Space/Time''', ''{{Marvel}} [[UltimateShowdownOfUltimateDestiny vs]]. [[Creator/DCComics DC]]'' #1

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-->-- '''Guardian of Space/Time''', ''{{Marvel}} ''{{Creator/Marvel}} [[UltimateShowdownOfUltimateDestiny vs]]. [[Creator/DCComics DC]]'' #1
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->''We’ve found that duct tape is not a perfect solution for anything. But with a little ingenuity, in a pinch, it’s [[JackOfAllTrades an adequate solution for just about everything]].''

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->''We’ve found that duct tape is not a perfect solution for anything. But with a little ingenuity, creativity, in a pinch, it’s [[JackOfAllTrades an adequate solution for just about everything]].''
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Just saw the lyrics video; time to apply a duct tape fix to that quote.


->''Polyethylene golden pressure-sensitive tape\\

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->''Polyethylene golden ->''Polyethylene-coated pressure-sensitive tape\\
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-->--''Music/BarenakedLadies'', "Duct Tape Heart"

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-->--''Music/BarenakedLadies'', -->--'''Music/BarenakedLadies''', "Duct Tape Heart"
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->''Polyethylene golden pressure-sensitive tape\\
It's tried, it's true, nothing it can't do\\
Fixed the fender on the rover that was left on the moon\\
It's good enough for you''
-->--''Music/BarenakedLadies'', "Duct Tape Heart"
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-->-- '''Walt Kowalski''', ''GranTorino''

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-->-- '''Walt Kowalski''', ''GranTorino''
''Film/GranTorino''
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-->-- '''Guardian of Space/Time''', ''{{Marvel}} [[UltimateShowdownOfUltimateDestiny vs]]. [[DCComics DC]]'' #1

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-->-- '''Guardian of Space/Time''', ''{{Marvel}} [[UltimateShowdownOfUltimateDestiny vs]]. [[DCComics [[Creator/DCComics DC]]'' #1
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-->-- '''D20Modern''' rules on duct tape

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-->-- '''D20Modern''' '''TabletopGame/D20Modern''' rules on duct tape
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-->-- '''{{Batista}}''', after losing a Last Man Standing match to JohnCena when Cena taped Batista's legs together around one of the ring posts

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-->-- '''{{Batista}}''', '''Wrestling/{{Batista}}''', after losing a Last Man Standing match to JohnCena Wrestling/JohnCena when Cena taped Batista's legs together around one of the ring posts
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-> '''Niomi:''' Great! You just gave an engineer a problem that can't be solved with duct tape. Now we're going to be here all day.\\
'''Triac:''' There are problems that can't be solved with duct tape?
-->--''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}'' ([[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff700/fv00699.htm 669]])
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-->--'''Literature/TheMartian'''

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-->--'''Literature/TheMartian'''-->--'''Mark Whatney''', ''Literature/TheMartian''
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->''Yes, of course duct tape works in a near-vacuum. Duct tape works anywhere. Duct tape is magic and should be worshiped.''
-->--'''Literature/TheMartian'''
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-->-- '''Red Green''', ''TheRedGreenShow''

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-->-- '''Red Green''', ''TheRedGreenShow''
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-->-- '''Film/{{Red}}'''

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-->-- '''Film/{{Red}}'''
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-->--'''WebOriginal/TheAnnoyingOrange''', ''Eat-3 Conference''

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-->--'''WebOriginal/TheAnnoyingOrange''', ''Eat-3 Conference''-->--''WebOriginal/TheAnnoyingOrange'', "Eat-3 Conference"

->'''LetsPlay/ProtonJon''': Why do I let you talk? ''Why do I let you talk?''\\
'''{{LetsPlay/Chuggaaconroy}}''': No! Don't come near me with the duct tape!

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-->'''VideoGame/ConkersBadFurDay'''

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-->'''VideoGame/ConkersBadFurDay'''
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->'''Dr. Bananas''': I don't understand. I thought I invented someone no one else could copy! What did you use for the on-board auto-traffic detect feature?\\
'''Orange''': Duct tape.\\
'''Dr. Bananas''': And what on Earth did you use for the computerized inter-vehicle communication system?\\
'''Orange''': Duct tape.\\
'''Dr. Bananas''': And what about--\\
'''Orange''': Whatever you're about to say, I assure you the answer is duct tape.
-->--'''WebOriginal/TheAnnoyingOrange''', ''Eat-3 Conference''

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