History Quotes / DrillSergeantNasty

-->'''Sergeant Arch Dornan''', ''{{Fallout 2}}''

-->'''Sergeant Arch Dornan''', ''{{Fallout 2}}''

->'''Hartman:''' Are you a peanut popper?

-> What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker? I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. You little scumbag!

-->--''The Soldier'', ''TeamFortress2''

-->--'''The Soldier''', TeamFortress2

-> "Sgt. Levi. You'll have to drill them louder; no swine can hear you. You'll have to shout! [[GeekPhysiques Can't you shout]]? [[CompletelyMissingThePoint But you're usually such a literate person]]!"

-> "Sgt. Levi. With that mumbling of yours no sow could hear you. You have to shout! [[GeekPhysiques What, you cannot shout]]? [[CompletelyMissingThePoint But you're usually such a literate person]]!"
-->--TheCaptain to a [[TheSmartGuy geeky bespectacled NCO]], caricature by Heinrich Zille.

Sgt. Levi. With that mumbling of yours no sow could hear you. You have to shout! [[GeekPhysiques What, you cannot shout]]? [[CompletelyMissingThePoint But you're usually such a literate person]]!

-->--'''[[BuffyTheVampireSLayer Kennedy]]''' going Meta

-->-- Coach Bradley Buzzcutt threatening his students, BeavisAndButtHead

-> Shut up or I will kill you, you hear me? I will physically kill you!

->'''Pvt Cowboy:''' Sir excuse for what sir?

->'''Pvt Cowboy:''' Sir I am sir.

->'''Pvt Cowboy:''' Sir 5'9" sir

->'''Hartman:''' BULLSHIT! It looks to me like the best part part of you ran down the best part of you ran down the crack of your mamas ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. I think you've been cheated!. Where in the hell are you from anyway private?
->'''Pvt Cowboy:''' Sir Texas sir!
->'''Hartman:''' HOLY dogshit! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas private cowboy and you don't much look like a steer to me so that kind of narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?

->'''Hartman:''' Are you a peanutpopper?

-->--'''Gunnery Sergeant Hartman''', ''FullMetalJacket''. Drill Sergeant Hartman shows the new recruits why he is the standard which all other [[DrillSergeantNasty Drill Sergeant Nasties]] are measured against.

->''If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training. You will be a weapon, you will be a minister of death praying for war, but until that day you are pukes, you are the lowest form of life on earth, You are not even human-fucking-beings, you are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit. Because I am hard you will not like me, but the more you hate me the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here, I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here, you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. Do you maggots understand that?''

-> If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training. You will be a weapon, you will be a minister of death praying for war, but until that day you are pukes, you are the lowest form of life on earth, You are not even human-fucking-beings, you are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit. Because I am hard you will not like me, but the more you hate me the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair, there is no racial bigotry here, I do not look down on niggers, kikes, waps or greasers. Hell you are all equally worthless and my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved corps. Do you maggots understand that?
-->--'''Gunnery Sergeant Hartman''', ''FullMetalJacket'' Extended version of the quote from the [[DrillSergeantNasty Drill Sergeant Nasty]] entry

-->--''FullMetalJacket''

-> I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to and the first and last words out of your filthy sweres will be sir. Do you maggots understand that?
-->--'''Gunnery Sergeant Hartman''', ''FullMetalJacket''

-->--[[BuffyTheVampireSLayer Kennedy]] going Meta

->'''''YOU MOR-OOOOON''', You are not to question my others! When I say jump, YOU JUMP! When I say fight, YOU FIGHT! When I tell to you to die for your country, then you WILL certainly DIE! HAVE I MADE MYSELF CLEAR?!''

->"If I like you, you can call me Sarge. But guess what? I DON'T LIKE YOU!! DO YOU UNDERSTAAAND?!!"

->'''Pvt Cowboy:''' Sir texas sir!
->'''Hartman:''' HOLY dogshit! Texas? Only steers and queers come from texzas private cowboy and you don't much look like a steer to me so that kind of narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?

-> Private Pyle, I'm gonna give you three seconds, exactly three fuckin' seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!

-->--''The Soldier'' TeamFortress2

-> Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the fuck off of my obstacle! Get the fuck down off of my obstacle! ''Now! Move it!'' Or I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, ''if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo!''

->[[ShoutOut In space, no one can hear you scream]], unless it is the war cry of a U.S. Marine!