History Quotes / DiabolusExMachina

->Now, you shouldn't be surprised that there is magical 'interference' at work here because on the one hand, we can pick up lifesigns so well we can identify the ''species'' of a lifeform from lightyears away, while they're hiding inside of an asteroid field--'''inside''' of an asteroid, no less? But detecting explosives ''within'' the asteroid field? [[HaHaHaNo Ha ha ha, not a chance]]. 'Interference' usually means 'from the writer'.

--> --'''Michael Altman''', ''Literature/DeadSpaceMartyr''

'''[[BigBad Yzma]]:''' Uh... ({{beat}}) Uh... How ''did'' we, Kronk?\\
'''Kronk:''' Well, ya got me. ''([[BreakingTheFourthWall pulls down the same map the audience was just looking at]])'' [[LampshadeHanging By all accounts, it doesn't make sense.]]\\

-->--''Disney/TheEmperorsNewGroove''

->'''Protagonist:'' Stop it.

->''"But... this is a MoulinRouge review, we can't end on a happy note!"''

--> -- [[http://lparchive.org/Neverwinter-Nights-2/Update%2085/ Let’s Play]] ''NeverwinterNights2'', by Lt. Danger

->''"I wasn't expecting Ammon to clap us on the back and say "Great job kid, now let's go home," but it'd be better than what we got. As it is, all our work, all our effort invested into NWN2 as a game is undone in seconds because Obsidian wanted a 'tragic' ending. It is tragic, mind, but only for the player."''

->''"And then there’s the villain. It’s a completely unrecognizable version of {{Darkseid}}, and not just because ''[Jim]'' Lee’s put him in another one of his awful, overly busy costumes, complete with [[ShouldersOfDoom football shoulderpads]] and knee cutouts. As an antagonist, he’s terrible. He has no motivation, no characterization and worst of all, he’s forgettable. He does nothing but show up, say his name, and then trade punches until this stupid story runs out of pages. He adds nothing. He is nothing. He’s worse than [[TheDeathOfSuperman Doomsday]], a character that was created to just punch one character over and over, because at least Doomsday won."''
-->--'''Chris Sims''', [[http://comicsalliance.com/justice-league-review-counterpoint/ "Justice League" is Everything Wrong With Comics"]]

->''"A kruel and vastly powerful sorceress from the distant future who seeks to achieve Time Kompression for inkomprehensible reasons only she knows. To akkomplish this, Ultimecia utilizes an advanced version of an Odine device that allows her to take kontrol of sorceresses from the kurrent era in order to find Ellone, who kan take her even further back into the past - which is apparently the only way she kan kast the magik which will result in the compression of past, present, and future. Really, I don't have a damn klue, and I suspekt ''FinalFantasyVIII''[='s=] writers didn't either. The whole scenario praktikally skreams RUSH JOB."''
-->--'''Pat R.''', [[http://www.socksmakepeoplesexy.net/index.php?a=ff08 "A Series Discovers Its Crack Pipe"]]

->''"I used to think it was a terrible thing that life was so unfair. Then I thought, 'what if life '''were''' fair, and all of the terrible things that happen to us came because we really deserved them?' Now I take great comfort in the general unfairness and hostility of the universe."''
--> -- '''Marcus Cole''', ''Series/BabylonFive -- A Late Delivery from Avalon''

->''"A kruel and vastly powerful sorceress from the distant future who seeks to achieve Time Kompression for inkomprehensible reasons only she knows. To akkomplish this, [[FinalFantasyVIII Ultimecia]] utilizes an advanced version of an Odine device that allows her to take kontrol of sorceresses from the kurrent era in order to find Ellone, who kan take her even further back into the past - which is apparently the only way she kan kast the magik which will result in the compression of past, present, and future. Really, I don't have a damn klue, and I suspekt ''Final Fantasy VIII''[='s=] writers didn't either. The whole scenario praktikally skreams RUSH JOB."''

->''"A kruel and vastly powerful sorceress from the distant future who seeks to achieve Time Kompression for inkomprehensible reasons only she knows. To akkomplish this, [[FinalFantasyVIII Ultimecia]] utilizes an advanced version of an Odine device that allows her to take kontrol of sorceresses from the kurrent era in order to find Ellone, who kan take her even further back into the past - which is apparently the only way she kan kast the magik which will result in the compression of past, present, and future. Really, I don't have a damn klue, and I suspekt Final Fantasy VIII's writers didn't either. The whole scenario praktikally skreams RUSH JOB."''

->''"It's funny because there was absolutely no point for it and both the movie and book pulled it out of their ass just to make you sad for completely avoidable reasons."''
-->-- Commenter on {{The Nostalgia Critic}}'s [[http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/nostalgia-critic/40625-nostalgia-critic-bridge-to-terabithia Bridge to Terabithia]] video on [[spoiler:Leslie's sudden death]].

--> -- '''Marcus Cole''', ''{{Babylon 5}} -- A Late Delivery from Avalon''

->''"-But... this is a MoulinRouge review, we can't end on a happy note!"''
->''"-You're right, we need a sad ending for no reason other than we need a sad ending!"''

--> -- '''WebOriginal/TheNostalgiaCritic''' and '''WebOriginal/TheNostalgiaChick''', ''MUSICAL REVIEW: Moulin Rouge''

--> -- '''WebOriginal/TheNostalgiaCritic''' and '''WebOriginal/TheNostalgiaChick''',''MUSICAL REVIEW: Moulin Rouge''

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--> -- '''NostalgiaCritic''' and '''NostalgiaChick''',''MUSICAL REVIEW: Moulin Rouge''

->''"-But... this is a MolinRouge review, we can't end on a happy note!"''

--> -- '''The narrator''', ''NineHoursNinePersonsNineDoors'' ([[ItsAWonderfulFailure bad ending number 5]])