History Quotes / DethroningMomentOfSuck

-->--'''Dr. Phil Sandifer''' [[http://www.philipsandifer.com/2012/04/does-it-offend-you-twin-dilemma.html on]] ''Series/DoctorWho'' ([[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS21E7TheTwinDilemma}} "The Twin Dilemma"]])

->This is one of the worst ever ''Trek'' episodes because it treats its audience as absolute morons; it thinks we are all [[PanderingToTheBase continuity obsessed inbreds]] who will take sloppy romantic sputum over an intelligently written comedy. Once upon a time, Q featured in knockout comedies such as "Deja Q" and "Tapestry", but his day is clearly over – this is his worst appearance by some margin, and it is irritating as hell to watch.
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2012/04/voyager-season-three.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "The Q And the Grey"

-->--'''Music/NerfHerder''', "Van Halen"

->I can say with no exaggeration that the sixteenth ''Literature/{{Goosebumps}}'' book ruined the series. There were bad novels before it, and there would be good ones after it, but nothing prior to ''One Day At'' ''[=HorrorLand=]'' exhibits what would steadily become a trademark of the series: complete and utter contempt for the audience.

->As for [[{{WesternAnimation/Cars2}} Cars 2]], there's a whole bunch of stuff in here that doesn't feel like {{Creator/Pixar}}. The plot isn't as knit tightly as it should be. [[CluelessAesop The moral doesn't really hold up to scrutiny]]. The writing is weak, weak WEAK. This was a film that John Lasseter wanted to make because [[AuthorAppeal he loves spies, and he loves cars]]. The dude's got some serious credibility in modern animation. He's practically [[Creator/WaltDisney Walt Disney]]'s spiritual successor. He not only put Pixar on the map, he's leading {{Creator/Disney}} back to form. The guy can afford to make a dud, but man, oh man, when he makes a dud, he really makes a dud. And the thing is, I couldn't even qualify it as a "bad" movie, at least by the typical qualifications for a bad animated feature. No, Cars 2 is not just one of those sequels that you think shouldn't exist because it has no reason to exist. It's one of those films you think should never have existed because the opportunity was completely wasted. Cars 2 isn't bad. It's just a waste.
-->-- '''[[http://forums.sega.com/showthread.php?518514-Toy-Story-4&p=8849965&viewfull=1#post8849965 Theadvisor1234]]''', a ''Sega Forums'' user

-->-- '''[[http://forums.sega.com/showthread.php?518514-Toy-Story-4&p=8849965&viewfull=1#post8849965 Theadvisor1234]]''', a Website/SegaForums user

->This is one of the worst ever ''Trek'' episodes because it treats its audience as absolute morons, it thinks we are all [[PanderingToTheBase continuity obsessed inbreds]] who will take sloppy romantic sputum over an intelligently written comedy. Once upon a time Q featured in knockout comedies such as "Deja Q" and "Tapestry" but his day is clearly over – this is his worst appearance by some margin and it is irritating as hell to watch.

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->'''Mike:''' This is... this is... this [[WorstWhateverEver is the worst thing ever.]] It's so illogical, so cartoony, so...\\
'''Jay:''' Yeah, I remember [[WesternAnimation/TheRealGhostbusters the cartoon]] making more sense than ''this''.
-->-- ''[[WebVideo/HalfInTheBag Half in the Bag]]'' riffs the ''Film/GhostbustersII'' Statue of Liberty sequence

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->If you love ''Franchise/StarWars'' and comedy, then this is like watching scientists saw your wife in half. A part of you dies with her, and that magic trick is ruined forever.
-->--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/a-look-back-at-the-star-wars-holiday-special/#ixzz33R9eBg8b "The 7 Most Baffling Moments in the Star Wars Holiday Special"]]

->Up until then, I'd always been in with audiences that had a percentage of people who liked the movie... Or, if the majority did think the movie was bad, they just communicated their disappointment by silently shuffling out of the theater like pallbearers. My ''Highlander II'' audience, though, was [[ProducePelting actively disliking the movie]]. During the love scene, people were groaning and shouting derisive remarks. And when the credits rolled, they didn't just boo, there was a collective ''growl''. I could see the ushers quickly excusing themselves [[ScrewThisImOutOfHere for an extended cigarette break, far, far away from here]].
-->--'''''Jabootu''''' [[http://www.jabootu.com/highlander2.htm on]] ''[[{{Franchise/Highlander}} Highlander II: The Quickening]]''

->''Series/StarTrekVoyager'' was so insanely, teeth-grindingly terrible it nearly killed the entire ''Star Trek'' franchise (and {{space opera}}, arguably, as well) forever. Even Jeri Ryan in a lycra suit couldn't redeem this atrocity, which took every annoying tic and quirk and cringe-inducing faux pas of every ''Star Trek'' episode ever and [[ClicheStorm built a series around it]].
-->--'''[[http://secretsunjr.blogspot.com/2010/03/mystery-voyager-theatre.html Christopher Loring Knowles]]'''

->What more can be said about this shambles? It is categorically and undeniably the worst episode of ''Series/RedDwarf'' – rooted to the bottom of the list, and miles away from its nearest rival. If Derby County’s 2007-08 Premier League campaign was an episode of a science-fiction sit-com, this would be it. In a year where we’re supposed to be celebrating everything good about ''Red Dwarf'', let’s just be thankful that when there’s an episode as bad as this, it sticks out so much that the decision to put it in last place was shared by sixty-seven people – by far the highest amount, by a factor of 39.

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->No Director's Cut and no {{fan edit}} could restore ''any'' semblance of dignity to this egregious pile of shame. ''Beastmaster 2'' single-handedly torpedoed a once-promising sword & sorcery movie franchise and turned a cult favorite into a punchline. It was cheaper, dumber, and far more annoying; [[InNameOnly a complete betrayal of Don Coscarelli's original classic]] by relocating the Beastmaster into modern Los Angeles. It's so bad you can't even get it on DVD. I mean, ''Highlander 2''? Pfft, no problem. But '''''this?''''' ''Sheeeeet.''
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' on ''[[Film/TheBeastmaster Beastmaster]] 2: Through the Portal of Time''

->Hopes were high that ''Star Wars'' could be saved. Maybe we'd all look back on ''Film/ThePhantomMenace'' as being "[[FanonDiscontinuity that really bad one.]]" But what you didn't realize was how fucking '''[[HopeSpot wrong]]''' you were. You couldn't have imagined that even with all the cool ''Star Wars''-y stuff that ''Film/AttackOfTheClones'' could actually be ''worse'' than ''The Phantom Menace''. That it could be the worst thing since [[AnythingButThat bagpipes]]! It was at that moment when you left the theater that you learned to never trust your own judgment again; to live the rest of your life plagued with doubt and mistrust of everything, and every''one''. You didn't realize that [[SuckinessIsPainful the nightmare of your own life had just begun.]]
-->-- '''Mr. Plinkett''', ''WebVideo/RedLetterMedia''

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->This is one of the worst ever ''Trek'' episodes because it treats its audience as absolute morons, it thinks we are all [[PanderingToTheBase continuity obsessed inbreds]] who will take sloppy romantic sputum over an intelligently written comedy. Once upon a time Q featured in knockout comedies such as Deja Q and Tapestry but his day is clearly over – this is his worst appearance by some margin and it is irritating as hell to watch.

-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2012/04/voyager-season-three.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Star Trek: Voyager'', "The Q And the Grey"

->I can say with no exaggeration that the sixteenth ''{{Goosebumps}}'' book ruined the series. There were bad novels before it, and there would be good ones after it, but nothing prior to ''One Day At'' ''[=HorrorLand=]'' exhibits what would steadily become a trademark of the series: complete and utter contempt for the audience.

->While her husband is assumed certainly dead, Chewbacca's wife Malla watches a comedic cooking show about [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment a four-armed drag queen making a pot of smashed meat]]. It's around here where the viewer's confusion begins to form into a tasteable hate... If you love ''Franchise/StarWars'' and comedy, then this is like watching scientists saw your wife in half. A part of you dies with her, and that magic trick is ruined forever.

->I wasn't just angry that I'd wasted time and money on a bad flick. I felt betrayed. They had taken a premise with plenty of potential, and quite simply [[TheyWastedAPerfectlyGoodPlot ruined it in every conceivable way]]. This is also the first movie screening where the audience I was with became openly hostile. It's not that I haven't seen bad movies in the theater before. Up until then, I'd always been in with audiences that had a percentage of people who liked the movie... Or, if the majority did think the movie was bad, they just communicated their disappointment by silently shuffling out of the theater like pallbearers. My ''Highlander II'' audience, though, was [[ProducePelting actively disliking the movie]]. During the love scene, people were groaning and shouting derisive remarks. And when the credits rolled, they didn't just boo, there was a collective ''growl''. I could see the ushers quickly excusing themselves [[ScrewThisImOutOfHere for an extended cigarette break, far, far away from here]].

->"I still don't even know what this movie is about. As an Arnold fan, I could barely make it though it. It's ''so boring and unwatchable.''"\\
"And it ends here with one of the most ridiculous sequences ever committed to film: Arnold jumps off of a building and is caught by his own clone."\\
"There's always a moment in an action star's career where they start doing movies starring ''[[DoubleVision more than one of themselves]]''. I feel like it happens to everybody....It's like, 'What do we do, how do we keep this guy fresh? '''''MORE''''' of him!'"
-->--'''''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erfUFhvmVFw "Arnold Schwarzeneggar Kill Count"]]''''', discussing ''Film/TheSixthDay''

->''Series/StarTrekVoyager'' was so insanely, teeth-grindingly terrible it nearly killed the entire ''Star Trek'' franchise (and {{space opera}}, arguably, as well) forever. Even Jeri Ryan in a lycra suit couldn't redeem this atrocity, which took every annoying tic and quirk and cringe-inducing faux pas of every ''Star Trek'' episode ever and [[ClicheStorm built a series around it]]. It was woefully bogged down by irritating non-characters (all of whom inspire nothing less than an overwhelming compulsion to [[EightDeadlyWords punch each one of them in the throat]]) and plots smothered in [[LighterAndSofter politically-correct tedium.]] It also had the most hateful comic relief character ever to appear in a sci-fi franchise (the insufferable 'Neelix') until Jar Jar Binks rolled into town. And that includes [[Series/LostInSpace Herbie the Robot.]]

->What the ''fuck?'' Turning Q into a lovesick jock who has decided he wants to [[BlackHoleSue part the waters of the Red Sea otherwise known as Kathryn Janeway?]] If that wasn’t bad enough then along comes his missus to turn this into some horrendous American sitcom. Compiling that you have scenes of the ''Voyager'' crew actually entering the Q continuum in some embarrassingly staged [[TakeOurWordForIt metaphorical fight scenes]]. It's not just that the dialogue is crass and uninteresting or that Q has been [[BadassDecay poisoned as a character]] or that the pace of this piece could be [[{{Padding}} the cure for insomnia]] or that the continuum is no longer a place of mystery and possibilities... it's all of these things and more. This is one of the worst ever ''Trek'' episodes because it treats its audience as absolute morons, it thinks we are all [[PanderingToTheBase continuity obsessed inbreds]] who will take sloppy romantic sputum over an intelligently written comedy. Once upon a time Q featured in knockout comedies such as Deja Q and Tapestry but his day is clearly over – this is his worst appearance by some margin and it is irritating as hell to watch.

->If you were to show someone a selection of this, [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS21E1WarriorsoftheDeep}} Warriors of the Deep]], [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS17E5TheHornsOfNimon}} The Horns of Nimon]], [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS22E3TheMarkOfTheRani}} Mark of the Rani,]] and [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS11E4TheMonsterOfPeladon}} The Monster of Peladon]] and ask them to pick the worst of them I don’t think you’d see this one picked in particular excess to the others. There are actually moments of it that border on the compelling. I mean, this is [[DamnedByFaintPraise praising with faint damnation]], but it’s still worth noting that, taken on its own and out of context, and judged purely on its storytelling merits, this is merely among the worst stories ever made... what this story does is doom Creator/ColinBaker’s tenure as the Doctor and, in doing so, [[DisasterDominoes ensure the show’s cancellation]]. In this regard it is the single story most destructive to ''Doctor Who''. Never mind [[UsefulNotes/PostWarBritishPolitics Michael Foot]]. At 100 minutes, this is the longest suicide note in history.

->Some mistakes only seem obvious in hindsight. Some errors are easy to judge with the weight of experience and history behind you. Some calls are easy to dismiss and ridicule retroactively, completely divorced from the context in which they were made.\\\
Of course, [[EpicFail some mistakes should have been blindingly obvious]] when they were made in the first place.\\\
Go on, guess which one The Twin Dilemma was.
-->--'''[[http://them0vieblog.com/2013/12/06/doctor-who-the-twin-dilemma-review/ Darren Mooney]]''' on ''Doctor Who'', "The Twin Dilemma"

->Oh, it has flashes of [[{{Narm}} a certain wacky charm]], with the new Doctor all over the place in a state of fluctuating stability--it’s like he’s gripped by the ''[[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries pon farr]]''... but in the end, between the hermaphrodite slugs and the dubious science and [[InformedAbility the most ungenius-like genius kids]] in the history of television, The Twin Dilemma deserves its place as the 'worst' (or at least most unloved) serial in the storied history of the entire series. And coming directly after [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS21E6TheCavesOfAndrozani}} The Caves of Androzani]], roundly considered among the show’s best, the comparison is stark and sad indeed.
-->--'''Rachael Hyland''', [[http://www.tor.com/blogs/2013/10/classic-doctor-who-the-sixth-doctors-essential-episodes "The Sixth Doctor’s Essential Episodes"]]

->Taking photos of a machine does not fulfill anyone’s fantasies, and neither does spraying little bombs with water; not to mention [[HopelessBossFight fighting a boss who can’t even be hurt]], or [[EscortMission leading a dainty little girl around by the hand.]] Remember that officially, there are no clever reasons for putting us through such unflattering experiences: we’re just supposed to enjoy them without a trace of irony... Special mention must be made of the part requiring us [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext to run around naked while being told to turn off the game.]] It shows a sense of humor, but it also becomes extremely irritating...[[MostAnnoyingSound Hearing the CODEC ring infinitely]] — with pure jibberish to listen to if you answer — is a maddening experience, and it seems intentionally so. I love a good challenge, but this is more of a psychological endurance test. What are we supposed to be feeling during these missions, anyway? Did anyone stop to question the absurd fight against Fatman the rollerblading bomber? We went from fighting [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid FOXHOUND]] — the most awesome special forces unit in the history of entertainment — to this group of clowns.
-->--'''Terry Wolf''' [[http://metagearsolid.org/2013/08/official-review-mgs2-a-complete-breakdown/ on]] ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid2SonsOfLiberty''

->Oh, you thought the ''Highlander'' series was screwed without lube after the whole "Zeist" thing? Well, ok, it was, but there were at least three separate attempts to salvage ''Highlander 2'' with various [[DirectorsCut Producer's and Director's Cuts]]...I can at least appreciate that at one point in time, the creators of ''Highlander'' cared enough about the series and the fans to try to give them something they didn't have to be ashamed of; to make [it] make sense. They tried to fix it.\\\
There is ''noooo'' fixing ''Beastmaster 2: Through the Portal of Time''. No Director's Cut and no {{fan edit}} could restore ''any'' semblance of dignity to this egregious pile of shame. ''Beastmaster 2'' single-handedly torpedoed a once-promising sword & sorcery movie franchise and turned a cult favorite into a punchline. It was cheaper, dumber, and far more annoying; [[InNameOnly a complete betrayal of Don Coscarelli's original classic]] by relocating the Beastmaster into modern Los Angeles. It's so bad you can't even get it on DVD. I mean, ''Highlander 2''? Pfft, no problem. But '''''this?''''' ''Sheeeeet.''

->Oh, you thought the ''Highlander'' series was screwed without lube after the whole "Zeist" thing? Well, ok, it was, but there were at least three separate attempts to salvage ''Highlander 2'' with various [[DirectorsCut Producer's and Director's Cuts]]...I can at least appreciate that at one point in time, the creators of ''Highlander'' cared enough about the series and the fans to try to give them something they didn't have to be ashamed of; to make this make sense. They tried to fix it.\\\

->Oh, you thought the ''Highlander'' series was screwed without lube after the whole "Zeist" thing? Well, ok, it was, but there were at least three separate attempts to salvage ''Highlander 2'' with various [[DirectorsCut Producer's and Director's Cuts]]...There is ''noooo'' fixing ''Beastmaster 2: Through the Portal of Time''. No Director's Cut and no {{fan edit}} could restore ''any'' semblance of dignity to this egregious pile of shame. ''Beastmaster 2'' single-handedly torpedoed a once-promising sword & sorcery movie franchise and turned a cult favorite into a punchline. It was cheaper, dumber, and far more annoying; [[InNameOnly a complete betrayal of Don Coscarelli's original classic]] by relocating the Beastmaster into modern Los Angeles. It's so bad you can't even get it on DVD. I mean, ''Highlander 2''? Pfft, no problem. But '''''this?''''' ''Sheeeeet.''

->Oh, you thought the ''Highlander'' series was screwed without lube after the whole "Zeist" thing? Well, ok, it was, but there were at least three separate attempts to salvage ''Highlander 2'' with various [[DirectorsCut Producer's and Director's Cuts]]...I can at least appreciate that at one point in time, the creators of ''Highlander'' cared enough about the series and the fans to try to give them something they didn't have to be ashamed of; to make ''this'' make sense. They tried to fix it.\\\
There is ''noooo'' fixing ''Beastmaster 2: Through the Portal of Time''. No Director's Cut and no {{fan edit}} could restore ''any'' semblance of dignity to this egregious pile of shame. ''Beastmaster 2'' single-handedly [[FranchiseKiller torpedoed a once-promising sword & sorcery movie franchise]] and turned a cult favorite into a punchline. It was cheaper, dumber, and far more annoying; [[InNameOnly a complete betrayal of Don Coscarelli's original classic]] by relocating the Beastmaster into modern Los Angeles. It's so bad you can't even get it on DVD. I mean, ''Highlander 2''? Pfft, no problem. But '''''this?''''' ''Sheeeeet.''

->People are quick to point out ''[[{{Film/Jack1996}} Jack]]'' as being the point where [[Creator/FrancisFordCoppola Coppola]] began to lose his freaking mind but either they forgot or don’t know he made this boring pile of trash. This movie is like a tenth rate ''[[Film/TheGodfather Godfather]]'' mixed with a dull romance... With ''{{Film/Supernova}}'', ''Jack'', and now ''Cotton Club'' you have to ask: why did we ever hire this clown? Oh that’s right, ''Godfather'', ''Godfather Part II'', ''Film/TheConversation'', and ''Film/ApocalypseNow''. Fuck.
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2010/01/27/the-cotton-club-1984-francis-ford-coppola/ on]] ''The Cotton Club'' (1984)

->I figure ''{{Film/Unbreakable}}'' was probably written before the crazy hype took over, because that’s at least on a par, if not better than ''[[Film/TheSixthSense Sixth Sense]]'', but his third film, ''{{Film/Signs}}'', is the first time you spot those little warnings. Like [[AnnoyingLaugh the braying donkey laugh of a new girlfriend]], you realise that pretty soon, we’re going to have a problem... It’s a movie clearly written from the ending backwards, with Night obviously thinking about all the breadcrumb trails he’s going to leave.
-->--'''Stuart Millard''', [[http://franticplanet.wordpress.com/2010/07/21/the-self-destruction-of-m-night-shyamalan/ "The Self-Destruction of M. Night Shyamalan]]

->The fans’ love-hate relationship with [[Creator/WilliamShatner the Shat]] is a complex and beautiful thing, but [[ForgivenButNotForgotten embedded deep inside it, like a festering cyst]], is the grudge we bear against him for foisting upon us the strangely bastardized take on the ''Star Trek'' ethos known as ''The Final Frontier''. That Captain Kirk himself was responsible for risking the relapse of ''Star Trek'' from serious sci-fi [[SciFiGhetto back into the joke it had been]] in the early ‘70s seemed like an especially galling form of betrayal.
-->-- '''''Website/TheAgonyBooth''''' on ''Film/StarTrekVTheFinalFrontier''

->The reason the storyline is so hard to swallow isn’t just because it’s insane – comic readers like insane – it’s because it seemed [[SanitySlippage genuinely demented]]. JMS was a creator most readers had learned to trust from a young age. His stints on ''[[WesternAnimation/HeManAndTheMastersOfTheUniverse1983 He-Man and the Masters of the Universe]]'' and ''WesternAnimation/TheRealGhostbusters'', followed by his work on ''Series/BabylonFive'', ''ComicBook/RisingStars'' and his first year on ComicBook/{{Spide|rMan}}y were relatively beloved.\\\
Now fans can’t pick up a copy of ''[[ComicBook/TheMightyThor Thor]]'' or ''ComicBook/TheBraveAndTheBold'' without the looming feeling that it could blow up in their hands. It’s the Roman Candle effect -- totally fun until you’re being treated for facial burns. To be fair, JMS didn’t dig the story either and wanted it [[CanonDiscontinuity stricken from the record]] after all was said and done... ''Sins Past'' and ''Sins Remembered'' are some of the worst comics by talented creators – ''Spider-Man'' or otherwise – that fans have ever had to endure. The upside? Knowing it probably can’t ever get any worse. [[ComicBook/OneMoreDay Or can it?]]
-->--'''Caleb Goellner''' on ComicBook/JMSSpiderMan, [[http://comicsalliance.com/the-worst-comics-of-the-decade-part-2/ "The 15 Worst Comics of the Decade"]]

->''(dazed)'' ...Yeah, you know, I don't even like the [[Music/TheBlackEyedPeas Black Eyed Peas]] songs I ''said'' I liked. It feels like millions of years ago.
-->-- '''WebVideo/ToddInTheShadows''' [[http://blip.tv/todds-pop-song-reviews/the-top-ten-worst-hit-songs-of-2013-6717249 on]] "#thatPOWER"

->I can say with no exaggeration that the sixteenth ''{{Goosebumps}}'' book ruined the series. There were bad novels before it, and there would be good ones after it, but nothing prior to One Day At ''[=HorrorLand=]'' exhibits what would steadily become a trademark of the series: complete and utter contempt for the audience.

->Hopes were high that ''Star Wars'' could be saved. Maybe we'd all look back on ''Film/ThePhantomMenace'' as being "[[FanonDiscontinuity that really bad one.]]" But what you didn't realize was how fucking '''[[HopeSPot wrong''' you were. You couldn't have imagined that even with all the cool ''Star Wars''-y stuff that ''Film/AttackOfTheClones'' could actually be ''worse'' than ''The Phantom Menace''. That it could be the worst thing since [[AnythingButThat bagpipes]]! It was at that moment when you left the theater that you learned to never trust your own judgment again; to live the rest of your life plagued with doubt and mistrust of everything, and every''one''. You didn't realize that [[SuckinessIsPainful the nightmare of your own life had just begun.]]

There is ''noooo'' fixing ''Beastmaster 2: Through the Portal of Time''. No Director's Cut and no {{fan edit}} could restore ''any'' semblance of dignity to this egregious pile of shame. ''Beastmaster 2'' single-handedly [[FranchiseKiller torpedoed a once-promising sword & sorcery movie franchise]] and turned a cult favorite into a punchline. It was cheaper, dumber, and far more annoying; a complete betrayal of Don Coscarelli's original classic by relocating the Beastmaster into modern Los Angeles. It's so bad you can't even get it on DVD. I mean, ''Highlander 2''? Pfft, no problem. But '''''this?''''' ''Sheeeeet.''

->Hopes were high that ''Star Wars'' could be saved. Maybe we'd all look back on ''Film/ThePhantomMenace'' as being "[[FanonDiscontinuity that really bad one.]]" But what you didn't realize was how fucking ''wrong'' you were. You couldn't have imagined that even with all the cool ''Star Wars''-y stuff that ''Film/AttackOfTheClones'' could actually be ''worse'' than ''The Phantom Menace''. That it could be the worst thing since [[AnythingButThat bagpipes]]! It was at that moment when you left the theater that you learned to never trust your own judgment again; to live the rest of your life plagued with doubt and mistrust of everything, and every''one''. You didn't realize that [[SuckinessIsPainful the nightmare of your own life had just begun.]]

"There's always a moment in an action star's career where they start doing movies starring ''[[DoubleVision more than one of themselves''. I feel like it happens to everybody....It's like, 'What do we do, how do we keep this guy fresh? '''''MORE''''' of him!'"

->It's inevitable: everyone's got a bad one in them, and any artist that doesn't die young will eventually run out of steam at some point. They get old, they get complacent. No one can keep the fire burning forever, it happens. But until the end of my days, I don't think I will ever, ''ever'' see such a shocking drop in quality as this. You remember in ''Film/SpaceJam'' where aliens secretly stole the talent from NBA stars and suddenly those players completely sucked? I can only assume something similar happened to {{Music/Eminem}} in 2004 because I can't come up with a single better explanation for what happened to Slim. The song was called "Just Lose It", and Eminem ''[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin just lost it.]]'' All of a sudden, Eminem had become everything his critics always said he was—witless, unfunny, obnoxious and [[AttentionWhore trying too hard to shock.]]
-->--'''WebVideo/ToddInTheShadows''': "Top 10 Worst Hit Songs of 2004".

->The first ''[[Wrestling/WCWMondayNitro Nitro]]'' of the year opened with [[{{Padding}} absolutely nothing of importance]] in it's first hour (due it not being in direct competition with {{Wrestling/WWF}}); as soon as ''[[{{Wrestling/WWERAW}} RAW]]'' went live {{Wrestling/Goldberg}} was arrested and charged with "aggressive stalking" (it was going to be rape but Goldberg nixed that idea). The storyline was this Goldberg was scheduled to face Wrestling/KevinNash for the title, could Goldberg [[TickingClock make it back in time?]] The unintentional comedy here was every time we cut to this storyline the announcers mention the police station is just across the street from the arena...[[Wrestling/HulkHogan Hogan]] decided that if Goldberg couldn't make it he would face "[[{{Badbutt}} that spoon]] Kevin Nash."\\\
So it came to the main event: After a bit of gesturing, Hogan poked Nash in the chest and Nash took what would be [[SquashMatch the biggest bump in his career]] falling to the mat. Hogan covers Nash, wins the belt and reforms the [[{{Wrestling/NewWorldOrder}} nWo]] again.\\\
Before they can celebrate it's revealed that Goldberg has been released and arrives at the arena (from the police station across the street) in a car?! He was eventually beaten, tazed and spray painted in the ring...Fans and wrestling journalists point to this moment as the iceberg that tore a whole in WCW: it buried Goldberg, proved that WCW had one trick (the [=nWo=]) and that they were too concerned with beating [[Wrestling/VinceMcMahon Vince]] than putting on a good product.
-->--'''''Taimapedia''''' on January 4th, 1999: The {{Fingerpoke of Doom}}

->January, 2000. [[SquareEnix SquareSoft]] is in the same place as Al Pacino in the second half of the movie ''Film/{{Scarface|1983}}''... "The world is yours," proclaimed Square's legions of new fans. "Push it to the limit," sang Sony, who couldn't help noticing people were [[KillerApp buying their Playstation machine just to play Square's games]].\\\
So now Square was sitting in its penthouse suite, with more success and money than it knew what to do with; [[DrunkWithPower delirious with power]], ambition, and the mountains of cocaine it had lying around. But despite its ongoing success, Square somehow couldn't help feeling discontent. The new sequels to its classic games, while popular, somehow [[{{Sequelitis}} lacked that special spark that the original titles]] ''[had]''. Its older fans were becoming alienated: this wasn't the Square they fell in love with. "Who needs you?" Square shot back. [[CashCowFranchise We're selling millions of games!]] We have more than enough new fans to replace you! Go play ''[[VideoGame/KartiaTheWordOfFate Kartia]]'' or ''{{VideoGame/Grandia}}'' or some shit, if you think it'll make you happy -- but it won't. Fine! Leave! You'll be back!"\\\
Meanwhile, the forces Square invoked through its own hubris -- which, in this case, would be ''[[Anime/FinalFantasyTheSpiritsWithin The Spirits Within]]'' -- were already set to destroy it.
-->--'''Pat R.''', [[http://socksmakepeoplesexy.net/index.php?a=ff09 "Diminishing Returns - Final Fantasy IX"]]

-->--'''Caleb Goellner''', [[http://comicsalliance.com/the-worst-comics-of-the-decade-part-2/ "The 15 Worst Comics of the Decade"]]

There is ''noooo'' fixing ''Beastmaster 2: Through the Portal of Time''. No Director's Cut and no {{fan edit}} could restore ''any'' semblance of dignity to this egregious pile of shame. ''Beastmaster 2'' single-handedly torpedoed a once-promising sword & sorcery movie franchise and turned a cult favorite into a punchline. It was cheaper, dumber, and far more annoying. A complete betrayal of Don Coscarelli's original classic by relocating the Beastmaster into modern Los Angeles. It's so bad you can't even get it on DVD. I mean, ''Highlander 2''? Pfft, no problem. But '''''this?''''' ''Sheeeeet.''

-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' on ''[[Film/TheBeastmaster Beastmaster}} 2: Through the Portal of Time''

There is ''noooo'' fixing ''Beastmaster 2: Through the Portal of Time''. No Director's Cut and no {{fan edit}} could restore ''any'' semblance of dignity to this egregious pile of shame. ''Beastmaster 2'' single-handedly torpedoed a once-promising sword & sorcery movie franchise and turned a cult favorite into a punchline. It was cheaper, dumber, and far more annoying. A complete betrayal of Don Cocerelli's original classic by relocating the Beastmaster into modern Los Angeles. It's so bad you can't even get it on DVD. I mean, ''Highlander 2''? Pfft, no problem. But '''''this?''''' ''Sheeeeet.''
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' on ''{{Film/Beastmaster}} 2: Through the Portal of Time''

->Hopes were high that ''Star Wars'' could be saved. Maybe we'd all look back on ''Film/ThePhantomMenace'' as being "[[FanonDiscontinuity that really bad one.]]" But what you didn't realize was how fucking ''wrong'' you were. You couldn't have imagined that even with all the cool ''Star Wars''-y stuff that ''Film/AttackOfTheClones'' could actually be ''worse'' than ''The Phantom Menace''. That it could be the worst thing since [[AnythingButThat bagpipes]]! It was at that moment when you left the theater that you learned to never trust your own judgment again; to live the rest of your life plagued with doubt and mistrust of everything, and every''one''. You didn't realize that [[SuckinessIsPainful the nightmare of your own life had just begun.]]
-->-- '''Mr. Plinkett''', ''WebVideo/RedLetterMedia''

->Oh, you thought the ''Highlander'' series was screwed without lube after the whole "Zeist" thing? Well, ok, it was, but there were at least three separate attempts to salvage ''Highlander 2'' with various [[DirectorsCut Producer's and Director's Cuts]]...I can at least appreciate that at one point in time, the creators of ''Highlander'' cared enough about the series and the fans to try to give them something they didn't have to be ashamed of; to make ''this'' make sense. They tried to fix it.\\\
There is ''noooo'' fixing ''Beastmaster 2: Through the Portal of Time''. No Director's Cut and no {{fan edit}} could restore ''any'' semblance of dignity to this egregious pile of shame. ''Beastmaster 2'' single-handedly torpedoed a once-promising sword & sorcery movie franchise and turned a cult favorite into a punchline. It was cheaper, dumber, and far more annoying. A complete betrayal of Don Cocerelli's original classic by relocating the Beastmaster into modern Los Angeles. It's so bad you can't even get it on DVD. I mean, ''Highlander 2''? Pfft, no problem. But '''''this?''''' ''Sheeeeet.''
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' on ''{{Film/Beastmaster}} 2: Through the Portal of Time''

-->--'''Phil Sandifer''' [[http://www.philipsandifer.com/2012/04/does-it-offend-you-twin-dilemma.html on]] ''Series/DoctorWho'' ([[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS21E7TheTwinDilemma}} "The Twin Dilemma"]])

->It's inevitable: everyone's got a bad one in them, and any artist that doesn't die young will eventually run out of steam at some point. They get old, they get complacent. No one can keep the fire burning forever, it happens. But until the end of my days, I don't think I will ever, ''ever'' see such a shocking drop in quality as this. You remember in ''Film/SpaceJam'' where aliens secretly stole the talent from NBA stars and suddenly those players completely sucked? I can only assume something similar happened to {{Music/Eminem}} in 2004 because I can't come up with a single better explanation for what happened to Slim. The song was called "Just Lose It", and Eminem ''[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin just lost it.]]'' All of a sudden, Eminem had become everything his critics always said he was—witless, unfunny, obnoxious and [[AttentionWhore trying too hard to shock.]]
-->--'''WebVideo/ToddInTheShadows''': "Top 10 Worst Hit Songs of 2004".

->If they replaced this entire episode with 45 minutes of someone flipping off the audience, you'd never notice the difference.
-->--'''[[WebVideo/WhatTheFuckIsWrongWithYou Nash Bozard]]''', on ''[[Series/DoctorWho Love And Monsters]].''

->This was my hot button with this movie. Okay, this is when I said 'This film is SICK! This is a [[SickAndWrong disgusting, sick, despicable movie]]!'
-->--'''Creator/DougWalker''' on [[spoiler:the discussion about abortion]] in [[TheTwilightSaga Twilight: Breaking Dawn, part 1]]

->''"Is anyone surprised the show was cancelled after this episode?"''
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/TVTrash Chris "Rowdy" Moore]]''', on the Christmas special of the American adaptation of ''MenBehavingBadly''

-> "What more can be said about this shambles? It is categorically and undeniably the worst episode of ''Series/RedDwarf'' – rooted to the bottom of the list, and miles away from its nearest rival. If Derby County’s 2007-08 Premier League campaign was an episode of a science-fiction sit-com, this would be it. In a year where we’re supposed to be celebrating everything good about ''Red Dwarf'', let’s just be thankful that when there’s an episode as bad as this, it sticks out so much that the decision to put it in last place was shared by sixty-seven people – by far the highest amount, by a factor of 39."

-> "I can say with no exaggeration that the sixteenth Goosebumps book ruined the series. There were bad novels before it, and there would be good ones after it, but nothing prior to One Day At [=HorrorLand=] exhibits what would steadily become a trademark of the series: complete and utter contempt for the audience."

->'''Hitler:''' What did I just see?! What in the actual fuck did I just see?! That was, without a doubt, [[NauseaFuel one of the most disgusting things I've watched]]! So this is what it has come to... [[JumpingTheShark MTV's hit a new low!]] I ought to have them all shot by the SS! Whoever thought [[FetishFuel this act]] was a good idea, [[DudeNotFunny is nothing less than a perverted, sick creep]]!
->'''Burgdorf:''' My Führer, [Miley Cyrus]'s trying to express her grown-up maturity-
->'''Hitler:''' [[UnfortunateImplications That was not maturity! That's being a whore!]]
->'''Burgdorf:''' My Führer, she's not a Disney star anymore!
->'''Hitler:''' That doesn't mean she should flip on her bitch switch! *angrily tosses pencil* It's a bad example! She used to be a role model, she was looked up to by millions of young girls, and last night, they all died from disgust and horror! [[EvenEvilHasStandards I don't even know how I'm shocked by this!]] [[NetworkDecay MTV has been airing manufactured crap for years now!]] [[FromBadToWorse I'd never think they'd stoop this low, though.]] Next, they'll be showing Stalin twerking his ass off!
->''(Hitler calms down sadly)''
->'''Hitler:''' I'm still reeling from this trainwreck... I feel dirty now, soiled for having witnessed this. [[BrainBleach I can never un-see it!]] Disgusting... people used to have to sing, act, dance, or be funny to be talented! Now all you have to do is make yourself a slut-fest! I'm 100% done with TV. First fake documentaries, and now this! I'm sick of this manufactured shit!
-->--[[WebVideo/HitlerRants Hitler]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYZRsL6ie4A rants about Miley Cyrus and the 2013 MTV Music Video awards]]

->I'm from the old-school clan who still refers to [[JMichaelStraczynski Joe Michael Straczynski]] as 'God Himself' and will utter 'praised be His name' whenever even his initials are mentioned. You don't even know the schism that occurred recently within the ranks of his own fans, when most of them in a stunning display of disloyalty jumped off the bandwagon after [[ComicBook/JMSSpiderMan his notorious run]] writing ''The Amazing Spider-Man'' comics. Damn cowards. Fifteen years of staunch faithfulness and all of a sudden they turn on JMS (praised be His name) because they don't like Peter Parker having bone spurs and organic web-shooters. Cry me a dang river!\\\
All right, [[OnSecondThought the bone spurs were pretty stupid.]]
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' [[http://spoonyexperiment.com/babylon-5-the-lost-tales/ on]] ''Series/BabylonFive: The Lost Tales''