History Quotes / CrouchingMoronHiddenBadAss

-->--''[[Literature/TheMagicians The Magician King]]''

-->-- Textbook [[TheDitz Ditz]] '''Michael J. Caboose''', seconds before wiping out an entire army, ''Machinima/RedVsBlue''

->''The trouble with witches is that they'll never run away from things they really hate. And the trouble with small furry animals in a corner is that, just occasionally, one of them's a mongoose.''

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->''"I am Michael J. Caboose, and I hate babies!"''

-->-- ''Discworld/WitchesAbroad''

->'''Miss Scarlet:''' A plant? [[HomoeroticSubtext I thought men like you were usually called a fruit]].\\
'''Mr. Green:''' Very funny.
-->-- ''Film/Clue''

->''"I am Michael J. Caboose, and I hate babies!"''
-->-- Textbook [[TheDitz Ditz]] '''Michael J. Caboose''', seconds before wiping out an entire army, ''Machinima/RedVsBlue''

->''"I think the sidekick just stepped up, Monkey Style."''
-->-- '''Shego''', ''WesternAnimation/KimPossible''

->'''Prince Ashitaka''': Give back the head.\\
'''Jigo''': Yeah, yeah, yeah. Kid, listen, everybody wants to have everything in life, and now I might actually get it!\\
'''Prince Ashitaka''': Don't make me kill you.\\
'''Jigo''': Oh, you make it sound so easy.
-->-- ''Anime/PrincessMononoke''

->''"Naruto, you are the number one most unpredictable person!"''
-->-- '''Sakura''', ''Manga/{{Naruto}}''

->''"I lost to '''him?'''"''
-->-- '''Sasuke''' on '''Rock Lee''', ''Manga/{{Naruto}}''

->''"You know, only meeting a fellow at lunch or at the races or loafing around country houses and so forth, you don’t get on to his hidden depths, if you know what I mean. Until this moment, if asked, I would have said that Tuppy Glossop was, on the whole, essentially a pacific sort of bloke, with little or nothing of the tiger of the jungle in him. Yet here he was, running to and fro with fire streaming from his nostrils, a positive danger to traffic."''
-->-- '''[[Literature/JeevesAndWooster Bertie Wooster]]''' , ''The Ordeal of Young Tuppy''

->''How the boy could be so clearheaded and resourceful in battle and so confused at all other times Tyrion could never comprehend.''
-->-- '''Tyrion''', about his squire Podrick Payne, ''Literature/AStormOfSwords''

-->-- [[TheLancer Numbuh 5]] about [[TheBigGuy Numbuh 4]], after he saved [[WesternAnimation/CodenameKidsNextDoor them]] from a deadly [[MakesSenseInContext dodgeball game]]

->'''Strong the Budo''': That inferior Chojin is right, Nemesis. You've suffered enough injuries to keep on fighting.\\
'''Nemesis''': I'm fine, sir! I can keep on fighting!\\
'''Strong the Budo''': Do not make light of Kinnikuman!\\
'''Nemesis''': [[spoiler: Lord Enma...]]\\
'''Strong the Budo''': You're fighting someone who managed to even decisively trump Goldman. He might look like a sniveling weakling, but he's extremely dangerous. You mustn't let him fool you.
-->-- ''Manga/{{Kinnikuman}}''

->''"[[IAmNotLeftHanded Well?]] Feel like taking me ''seriously'' yet, hmm?"''
-->-- '''[[GoldfishPoopGang Thunderbolt Zeke]]''', ''VideoGame/XenobladeChronicles2''

->''"I'd like to join the search, but they told me to stay here because I'm old. Seems nobody's aware of just how strong I really am."''
-->-- '''Wess''', ''VideoGame/Mother3''

->''The trouble with witches is that they'll never run away from things they really hate. And the trouble with small furry animals in a corner is that, just occasionally, one of them's a mongoose.''
-->-- ''Discworld/WitchesAbroad''

->'''Cinder:''' [Jaune] is ''not'' to be harmed in any way. In fact, we are to do our best to keep any and all harm away from him.\\
'''Mercury:''' Will that be hard? No offence, but he doesn't look particularly strong.\\
'''Cinder:''' He could rip your legs off with his hands tied behind his back.
-->-- ''Fanfic/WhiteSheepRWBY''

->''"I think the sidekick just stepped up, Monkey Style."'

->'''Cinder:''' [Jaune] ''not'' to be harmed in any way. In fact, we are to do our best to keep any and all harm away from him.\\

->'''"I am Michael J. Caboose, and I hate babies!"'''
-->-- Textbook example [[TheDitz Ditz]] '''[[Machinima/RedVsBlue Michael J. Caboose]]''', seconds before wiping out an entire army

->"Alright. You've had your fun. And if you don't clear out now... there'll be '''real''' trouble. I mean it."

->"I think the sidekick just stepped up, Monkey Style."

->''Naruto, you are the number one most unpredictable person!''

->''I lost to '''him?'''''

->"You know, only meeting a fellow at lunch or at the races or loafing around country houses and so forth, you don’t get on to his hidden depths, if you know what I mean. Until this moment, if asked, I would have said that Tuppy Glossop was, on the whole, essentially a pacific sort of bloke, with little or nothing of the tiger of the jungle in him. Yet here he was, running to and fro with fire streaming from his nostrils, a positive danger to traffic."

-> ''How the boy could be so clearheaded and resourceful in battle and so confused at all other times Tyrion could never comprehend.''
--> --'''Tyrion''', about his squire Podrick Payne, ''Literature/AStormOfSwords''


->"Man, give that kid a ball and suddendly he is a hero!"
-->--[[TheLancer Numbuh 5]] about [[TheBigGuy Numbuh 4]], after he saved [[WesternAnimation/CodenameKidsNextDoor them]] from a deadly [[MakesSenseInContext dodgeball game]]

-->--''Manga/{{Kinnikuman}}''

->"[[IAmNotLeftHanded Well?]] Feel like taking me ''seriously'' yet, hmm?"
-->--'''[[GoldfishPoopGang Thunderbolt Zeke]]''', ''VideoGame/XenobladeChronicles2''

->I'd like to join the search, but they told me to stay here because I'm old. Seems nobody's aware of just how strong I really am.
-->--'''Wess''', ''VideoGame/Mother3''

-->--'''Discworld/WitchesAbroad'''

-->--'''Discworld/LordsAndLadies'''