Line #36 Quotes/CrouchingMoronHiddenBadass


1	[[AC:AnimeAndManga]]
2	->'''Strong the Budo''': That inferior Chojin is right, Nemesis. You've suffered enough injuries to keep on fighting.\
3	'''Nemesis''': I'm fine, sir! I can keep on fighting!\
4	'''Strong the Budo''': Do not make light of Kinnikuman!\
5	'''Nemesis''': [[spoiler: Lord Enma...]]\
6	'''Strong the Budo''': You're fighting someone who managed to even decisively trump Goldman. He might look like a sniveling weakling, but he's extremely dangerous. You mustn't let him fool you.
7	-->-- ''Manga/{{Kinnikuman}}''
8
9	->''"Naruto, you are the number one most unpredictable person!"''
10	-->-- '''Sakura''', ''Manga/{{Naruto}}''
11
12	->''"I lost to '''him?'''"''
13	-->-- '''Sasuke''' on '''Rock Lee''', ''Manga/{{Naruto}}''
14
15	->'''Prince Ashitaka''': Give back the head.\
16	'''Jigo''': Yeah, yeah, yeah. Kid, listen, everybody wants to have everything in life, and now I might actually get it!\
17	'''Prince Ashitaka''': Don't make me kill you.\
18	'''Jigo''': Oh, you make it sound so easy.
19	-->-- ''Anime/PrincessMononoke''
20
21	[[AC:FanWorks]]
22	->'''Cinder:''' [Jaune] is ''not'' to be harmed in any way. In fact, we are to do our best to keep any and all harm away from him.\
23	'''Mercury:''' Will that be hard? No offence, but he doesn't look particularly strong.\
24	'''Cinder:''' He could rip your legs off with his hands tied behind his back.
25	-->-- ''Fanfic/WhiteSheepRWBY''
26
27	[[AC:FilmsLiveAction]]
28	->''"Alright. You've had your fun. And if you don't clear out now... there'll be '''real''' trouble. I mean it."''
29	-->-- '''David Sumner''' (Creator/DustinHoffman), ''Film/StrawDogs1971''
30
31	->''"It turned out that the [[TheUnintelligible sweet-talking]], [[TattooedCrook tattoo-sporting]] [[UsefulNotes/IrishTravellers pikey]] was a gypsy bare-knuckle boxing champion. Which makes him [[TheDreaded harder than a coffin nail]]. Right now, that's the last thing on [[ButtMonkey Tommy's]] mind. If [[TheBrute Gorgeous]] doesn't wake up in the next five minutes, Tommy knows he'll be [[BuriedAlive buried with him]]. Why would the [[RoguishRomani gypsies]] want to explain why [[CasualtyInTheRing a man died in their campsite]]? Not when they can just [[MurderIsTheBestSolution bury the pair of them and move camp]]. It's not like they got social security numbers, is it? Tommy- the tit- is [[PrayerIsALastResort praying]]. And if he's not- '''he fucking should be'''."''
32	-->--'''[[Creator/JasonStatham Turkish]]''', ''Film/{{Snatch}}''
33
34	[[AC:{{Literature}}]]
35	->''"You know, only meeting a fellow at lunch or at the races or loafing around country houses and so forth, you don’t get on to his hidden depths, if you know what I mean. Until this moment, if asked, I would have said that Tuppy Glossop was, on the whole, essentially a pacific sort of bloke, with little or nothing of the tiger of the jungle in him. Yet here he was, running to and fro with fire streaming from his nostrils, a positive danger to traffic."''
36	-->-- '''Bertie Wooster''', ''Literature/JeevesAndWooster'', ''The Ordeal of Young Tuppy''
37
38	->''How the boy could be so clearheaded and resourceful in battle and so confused at all other times Tyrion could never comprehend.''
39	-->-- '''Tyrion''', about his squire Podrick Payne, ''Literature/AStormOfSwords''
40
41	->The trouble with witches is that they'll never run away from things they really hate. And the trouble with small furry animals in a corner is that, just occasionally, one of them's a mongoose.
42	-->-- ''Literature/WitchesAbroad''
43
44	->Shawn groaned. If it had been Mum or Mistress Weatherwax, they'd have fought to the death. Mum was right - Magrat was always the nice soft one...\
45	...Who'd just fired a crossbow through a keyhole.
46	-->-- ''Literature/LordsAndLadies''
47
48	->Good old Josh. Just when you were ready to write him off, [[LetsGetDangerous he kicked into gear]], and when he did he really was indomitable. Like that time in Fillory when he'd beaten the red-hot giant with his [[GravityMaster black hole spell]]. He'd probably outlive them all.
49	-->-- ''[[Literature/TheMagicians The Magician King]]''
50
51	->Suddenly she saw [Mat] in a new light. A buffoon? No. A lion stuffed into a horse-stall might look like a peculiar joke, but a lion on the high plains was something very different. He was loose on the high plains, now. She felt a chill. What sort of a man had she entangled herself with?
52	-->-- ''Literature/TheWheelOfTime''
53
54	[[AC:VideoGames]]
55	->'''Sora:''' How'd a wimp like you get into Organization XIII? I bet you can't even fight.\
56	'''Donald:''' Yeah, but we can!\
57	'''[[ThatOneBoss Demyx]]:''' You shouldn't judge anyone by appearance.\
58	...\
59	'''Demyx:''' Oh, we do too have hearts! Don't be mad...\
60	'''Donald:''' You can't trick us!\
61	'''Demyx:''' ''[[BerserkButton Silence]], [[LetsGetDangerous traitor.]]''
62	-->-- ''VideoGame/KingdomHeartsII''
63
64	->''"I'd like to join the search, but they told me to stay here because I'm old. Seems nobody's aware of just how strong I really am."''
65	-->-- '''Wess''', ''VideoGame/Mother3''
66
67	->''"[[IAmNotLeftHanded Well?]] Feel like taking me ''seriously'' yet, hmm?"''
68	-->-- '''[[GoldfishPoopGang Thunderbolt Zeke]]''', ''VideoGame/XenobladeChronicles2''
69
70	->''"Well, here's a better question. Do you wanna have a bad time? 'Cause if you take another step forward, you are REALLY not going to like what happens next."''
71	-->-- '''[[spoiler:Sans]]''', ''{{VideoGame/Undertale}}''
72	[[AC:WebAnimation]]
73
74	->''"My name is Michael J. Caboose. And [[PunctuatedForEmphasis I! Hate! Babies!]]"''
75	-->-- Textbook [[TheDitz Ditz]] '''Michael J. Caboose''', seconds before wiping out an entire army, ''WebAnimation/RedVsBlue''
76
77	->''2020 mobbin' mythical crew!\
78	We are Hololive: Myth, let me show you how we do!''\
79	'''''[[VocalDissonance DID YOU REALLY THINK I'D RAP LIKE THAT? SORRY, TOUGH LUCK\
80	VOCALS GANGSTER AS CAN BE AND I'M STILL MOE AS FUCK]]'''''
81	-->-- '''[[WebAnimation/{{hololive}} Mori Calliope]]''', ''"ReaperかRapper?"''
82
83	[[AC:{{Webcomics}}]]
84	->'''Doctor Light:''' What is your primary mission?\
85	'''Megaman''': To destroy the evil robots and stop Dr. Wily.\
86	'''Doctor Light:''' Good. And your secondary mission?\
87	'''Megaman:''' To be an idiot.\
88	''{{Beat}}''\
89	'''Doctor Light:''' Close enough. Let's get you a blaster.
90	-->-- ''Webcomic/BobAndGeorge'' inadvertently justifying it
91
92	[[AC:WesternAnimation]]
93	->''"Man, give that kid a ball and suddenly he is a hero!"''
94	-->-- [[TheLancer Numbuh 5]] about [[TheBigGuy Numbuh 4]], after he saved them from a deadly [[MakesSenseInContext dodgeball game]], ''WesternAnimation/CodenameKidsNextDoor''
95
96	->''"I think the sidekick just stepped up, Monkey Style."''
97	-->-- '''Shego''', ''WesternAnimation/KimPossible''
98
99	->''"Now Homer Simpson is gonna show he has cojones!"''
100	-->--'''[[Characters/TheSimpsonsHomerSimpson Homer Simpson]]''', ''[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsonsMovie The Simpsons Movie]]''

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