Quotes: Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass
"I am Michael J. Caboose, and I hate babies!"
"Alright. You've had your fun. And if you don't clear out now... there'll be real
trouble. I mean it."
"I think the sidekick just stepped up, Monkey Style."
How'd a wimp like you get into Organization XIII? I bet you can't even fight. Donald:
Yeah, but we can! Demyx:
You shouldn't judge anyone by appearance.
Oh, we do too have hearts! Don't be mad... Donald:
You can't trick us! Demyx: Silence, traitor.
What is your primary mission? Megaman
: To destroy the evil robots and stop Dr. Wily. Doctor Light:
Good. And your secondary mission? Megaman:
To be an idiot. Beat Doctor Light:
Close enough. Let's get you a blaster.
: Give back the head. Jigo
: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Kid, listen, everybody wants to have everything in life, and now I might actually get it! Prince Ashitaka
: Don't make me kill you. Jigo
: Oh, you make it sound so easy.
Naruto, you are the number one most unpredictable person!
"You know, only meeting a fellow at lunch or at the races or loafing around country houses and so forth, you don’t get on to his hidden depths, if you know what I mean. Until this moment, if asked, I would have said that Tuppy Glossop was, on the whole, essentially a pacific sort of bloke, with little or nothing of the tiger of the jungle in him. Yet here he was, running to and fro with fire streaming from his nostrils, a positive danger to traffic."
How the boy could be so clearheaded and resourceful in battle and so confused at all other times Tyrion could never comprehend.
"Man, give that kid a ball and suddendly he is a hero!"