History Quotes / CrouchingMoronHIddenBadass

-->''The trouble with witches is that they'll never run away from things they really hate. And the trouble with small furry animals in a corner is that, just occasionally, one of them's a mongoose.''

-->--'''Wess''', ''VideoGame/Mother3''

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->[[IAmNotLeftHanded Well?]] Feel like taking me ''seriously'' yet, hmm?"

'''Strong the Budo''': You're fighting someone who managed to even decisively trump Goldman.

--> --'''Tyrion''', about his squire Podrick Payne, ''[[ASongOfIceAndFire A Storm of Swords]]''

-->-- '''David Sumner''' (Creator/DustinHoffman), ''Film/StrawDogs''

-->-- '''David Sumner''' (DustinHoffman), ''StrawDogs''

->''I lost to '''him?'''

-->-- Textbook example [[TheDitz Ditz]] '''[[RedVsBlue Michael J. Caboose]]''', seconds before wiping out an entire army

-->-- ''Webcomic/BobAndGeorge'' [[SureWhyNot inadvertently justifying it]]

-->--[[TheLancer Numbuh 5]] about [[TheBigGuy Numbuh 4]],after he saved [[WesternAnimation/CodenameKidsNextDoor them]] from a deadly [[MakesSenseInContext dodgeball game]]

-->-- ''PrincessMononoke''

->"Man,give that kid a ball and suddendly he is a hero!"

-->-- '''Shego''', ''KimPossible''

-->-- ''KingdomHearts II''

-->-- ''BobAndGeorge'' [[SureWhyNot inadvertently justifying it]]

-->-- '''Sakura''', ''{{Naruto}}''

->"You know, only meeting a fellow at lunch or at the races or loafing around country houses and so forth, you don’t get on to his hidden depths, if you know what I mean. Until this moment, if asked, I would have said that Tuppy Glossop was, on the whole, essentially a pacific sort of bloke, with little or nothing of the tiger of the jungle in him. Yet here he was, running to and fro with fire streaming from his nostrils, a positive danger to traffic."

-->--[[TheLancer Numbuh 5]] about [[TheBigGuy Numbuh 4]],after he saved [[CodenameKidsNextDoor them]] from a deadly [[MakesSenseInContext dodgeball game]]

->'''"I am Michael J. Caboose, and I hate babies!"'''\\
-- Textbook example [[TheDitz Ditz]] [[RedVsBlue Michael J. Caboose]], seconds before wiping out an entire army

->"Alright. You've had your fun. And if you don't clear out now... there'll be '''real''' trouble. I mean it."\\
-- '''David Sumner''' (DustinHoffman), ''StrawDogs''

->"I think the sidekick just stepped up, Monkey Style."\\
-- '''Shego''' , ''KimPossible''

'''Demyx:''' ''[[BerserkButton Silence]], [[LetsGetDangerous traitor.]]''\\
-- ''KingdomHearts II''

'''Doctor Light:''' Close enough. Let's get you a blaster.\\
-- '''BobAndGeorge''' [[SureWhyNot inadvertently justifying it]]

-> '''Prince Ashitaka''': Give back the head.
-> '''Jigo''': Yeah, yeah, yeah. Kid, listen, everybody wants to have everything in life, and now I might actually get it!
-> '''Prince Ashitaka''': Don't make me kill you.
-> '''Jigo''': Oh, you make it sound so easy.

->''Naruto, you are the number one most unpredictable person!''\\
-- '''Sakura''', ''{{Naruto}}''

--> '''-PGWodehouse''' , ''The Ordeal of Young Tuppy''

''{{Beat}}''

->'''Vlad Plasmius''': This can't be happening! You're an idiot! ''An idiot''!
->'''Jack Fenton''': That may be, but I'm the idiot who beat ''you''.
->--- DannyPhantom, ''The Million Dollar Ghost''

->"If I'd had any clue how smart the big bastard was, I'd have picked on somebody else."\\
-- '''[[TheUnfettered Caine]]''' on '''[[ProudWarriorRaceGuy Orbek]]''', ''BladeOfTyshalle''

->"If I'd known how smart the big bastard was, I'd have picked on somebody else."\\

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'''Demyx:''' ''[[LetsGetDangerous Silence, traitor.]]''\\