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->''"Great thing is, YOU decide what to put in your morning loaf! Eggs? Absolutely! Fruit? Awesome! [[BreadEggsMilkSquick Sardines?]] Why not?"''
-->-- '''C2''', ''WesternAnimation/CarlSquared'' ("Take Your Clone to Work Day")
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->''"TYLER'S BULLSHIT\\
undercooked lamb,\\
inedible shallot-leek butter sauce,\\
utter lack of cohesion"''
-->-- ''Film/TheMenu''
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->''"TYLER'S BULLSHIT\\
undercooked lamb,\\
inedible shallot-leek butter sauce,\\
utter lack of cohesion"''
-->-- ''Film/TheMenu''
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->''"The signature pasta dish of an 'authentic Siracusan restaurant' that once operated in the capital of Gaul. The dish's unique taste, and particularly its sauce, a bend of thick chocolate sauce and Originium Slug liver, earned the praise of many Gaulish nobles. Supposedly, though, this dish [[SeriousBusiness nearly caused a diplomatic crisis]] between Siracusa and Gaul."''
-->-- Item description for '''Wrath of Siracusans''', ''VideoGame/{{Arknights}}: Phantom & Crimson Solitaire''
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->''While others ask “why?,” this sandwich asks, “why not?” It's best when the curry powder is lightly toasted.''
-->-- Description for the '''Curry-and-Noodle Sandwich''', ''VideoGame/PokemonScarletAndViolet''
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->'''Eddie''': Grilled lettuce??\\
'''Richie''': No, that's bacon.\\
'''Eddie''': But it's green!\\
'''Richie''': So?
-->--''Series/{{Bottom}}'', "Contest"
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->''*(dry heave)* Why are there sprinkles?!!''

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->''*(dry heave)* Why are there sprinkles?!!''sprinkles on the top?!!''
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-->'''Gayle:''' [bites down on a crouton and nearly breaks her jaw] What is that, limestone?\\

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-->'''Gayle:''' ->'''Gayle:''' [bites down on a crouton and nearly breaks her jaw] What is that, limestone?\\
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-->'''Gayle:''' [bites down on a crouton and nearly breaks her jaw] What is that, limestone?\\
'''Bonnie:''' Granite.\\
'''Gayle:''' Now we're talking!
-->--''WebVideo/{{Gayle}}'', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCtq2ioHT1Q Croutons]]"
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->This year the white-trash fusion chef opened his flagship Manhattan restaurant...I'd wager that 90 percent of his customers that first night were foodies planning to [[BileFascination review the place ironically]]. The other 10 percent were tourists for whom Turkey Tequila Fettuccine represents the apex of molecular gastronomy. Oooh, a whole lamb bathed in Cheetos dust! [[FeigningIntelligence FANCY.]]

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->This ->''This year the white-trash fusion chef opened his flagship Manhattan restaurant...I'd wager that 90 percent of his customers that first night were foodies planning to [[BileFascination review the place ironically]]. The other 10 percent were tourists for whom Turkey Tequila Fettuccine represents the apex of molecular gastronomy. Oooh, a whole lamb bathed in Cheetos dust! [[FeigningIntelligence FANCY.]]]]''



->Bacon and chocolate pizza? [[NoJustNoReaction OMFG.]]

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->Bacon ->''Bacon and chocolate pizza? [[NoJustNoReaction OMFG.]]]]''



->Oh my god, she... she made half an English trifle and... half a shepherd's pie!

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->Oh ->''Oh my god, she... she made half an English trifle and... half a shepherd's pie!pie!''



->You put the Peeps in the chili pot and eat them both up\\

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->You ->''You put the Peeps in the chili pot and eat them both up\\



You put the Peeps in the chili pot and it makes it taste... ''[[MasochistsMeal bad]]''

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You put the Peeps in the chili pot and it makes it taste... ''[[MasochistsMeal bad]]''bad]]



->"did she just layer american cheese onto curry paste and stick it in the microwave?"
-->--[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlAi_TVzO9E&lc=Ugwi0_6M1Mm9jqbxViZ4AaABAg This comment]] on one of [[Characters/HololiveHaatoCh Haachama]]'s cooking videos.

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->"did ->''"did she just layer american cheese onto curry paste and stick it in the microwave?"
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microwave?"''
-->--'''[[https://www.
youtube.com/watch?v=TlAi_TVzO9E&lc=Ugwi0_6M1Mm9jqbxViZ4AaABAg This comment]] comment]]''' on one of [[Characters/HololiveHaatoCh Haachama]]'s cooking videos.
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->''"Today I put......... '''JELLY''' on this hot [[YouMakeMeSic god]]"''

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->''"Today I put......... '''JELLY''' on this hot [[YouMakeMeSic god]]"''god"''
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->'''Gus''': Welcome to ''Mash and Grab!''\\
'''Shawn''': Home of the Mash-up, son!\\
'''Customer''': ...I don't get it.\\
'''Gus''': Have you ever heard of a regular Mash-up?\\
'''Customer''': Yeah!\\
'''Shawn''': Cowboys and Aliens? Lincoln and Vampires? Kanye and Jesus?\\
'''Customer''': Yeah, no doubt!\\
'''Gus''': Well, this is like that, except with food.\\
'''Shawn''': Drink it all the way in.\\
'''Customer''': Ice cream jerky?\\
'''Gus''': That's right!\\
'''Customer''': White meat drumsticks?\\
'''Shawn''': Bulls-eye!\\
'''Customer''': ''Pork Tarts?!''\\
'''Shawn''': Aaand pull it out.\\
'''Gus''': We're gonna need that menu back, though, we only printed five.\\
'''Customer''': All right then, well, let me get that fruit loop quesadilla!
-->--''Series/{{Psych}}'', Shawn and Gus Truck Things Up''
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->'''Clarabel:''' Now, we are going to make traditional ''kue cubit''. Chef, how are we going to make regular ''kue cubit''?\\
'''Chef MSG:''' What do you mean?\\
'''Clarabel:''' Regular ''kue cubit''. Like the one sold by street vendors on carts, Chef.\\
'''Chef MSG:''' Oh, you think I can't make special food?\\
'''Clarabel:''' ''[whispering]'' Chef, the camera is still on.\\
'''Chef MSG:''' I already explained this: I want to make ''kue cubit'' with salted egg. It's not like the audience at home know whether it's delicious or not. Enough, I'm tired of explaining it to you. ''[immediately vomits from his own kue cubit]''
-->''[[ShowWithinAShow Outdoor Chef]]'' filming gone wrong, ''Series/MimpiMetropolitan''
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-->-- '''WebVideo/Caddicarus''', ''The Demonic World of Creator/{{Disney}} [[UsefulNotes/PlayStation PS1]] Games''

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-->-- '''WebVideo/Caddicarus''', '''WebVideo/{{Caddicarus}}''', ''The Demonic World of Creator/{{Disney}} [[UsefulNotes/PlayStation PS1]] Games''
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->''"What? What do you mean I can't put pasta in the teapot? This is MY kitchen, and in MY DAMN KITCHEN, WE BOIL THE SHIT OUT OF LASAGNA IN THE KETTLE! Okay, fine. We'll do it properly, then. Let's get the pot, put in the pasta... And an orange, chocolate syrup, and a pickle. Brilliant! Supper will be ready in no time flat. Unfortunately, though, you can't put ice cream in it because that's going too far."''
-->-- '''WebVideo/Caddicarus''', ''The Demonic World of Creator/{{Disney}} [[UsefulNotes/PlayStation PS1]] Games''
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->''Pudding with soy sauce, tastes like sea urchin!''

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->''Pudding ->''"Pudding with soy sauce, tastes like sea urchin!''urchin!"''
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->''Pudding with soy sauce, tastes like sea urchin!''
-->-- '''Yuki''', ''VideoGame/QPShooting''[[note]]also shows up as a quote on the "Bad Pudding" card in ''VideoGame/OneHundredPercentOrangeJuice''[[/note]]
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-->-- ''WesternAnimation/Ducktales2017'', "The House of the Lucky Gander"

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-->-- ''WesternAnimation/Ducktales2017'', "The House of the Lucky Gander"
Gander!"
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-->--[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlAi_TVzO9E&lc=Ugwi0_6M1Mm9jqbxViZ4AaABAg This comment]] on one of [[Characters/HololiveJapanGenerationOne Haachama]]'s cooking videos.

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-->--[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlAi_TVzO9E&lc=Ugwi0_6M1Mm9jqbxViZ4AaABAg This comment]] on one of [[Characters/HololiveJapanGenerationOne [[Characters/HololiveHaatoCh Haachama]]'s cooking videos.
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But it's worth it to make my overnight salad\\

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But it's worth it to make serve my overnight salad\\

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->''"Take a little bit of lettuce\\

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->''"Take ->''"It's not easy to make; lots of ingredients it takes\\
But it's worth it to make my overnight salad\\
Take
a little bit of lettuce\\
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->''"Take a little bit of lettuce\\
Sprinkle in some cheese\\
A little scoshe of lemon and a gallon of mayo\\
So many raisins, an insane amount of pepper\\
Now you're making a salad\\
54 hot dogs\\
Look who's back, it's mayo\\
Don't skimp on the Fritos and root beer\\
The croutons are cookies, add the pizza top, of course\\
Then I let it sit all night on the radiator"''
-->-- '''Nadine Sherman''', ''Series/SaturdayNightLive'', "Salad"
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->"did she just layer american cheese onto curry paste and stick it in the microwave?"
-->--[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlAi_TVzO9E&lc=Ugwi0_6M1Mm9jqbxViZ4AaABAg This comment]] on one of [[Characters/HololiveJapanGenerationOne Haachama]]'s cooking videos.
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-->-- '''Dave Reardon''', [[https://youtu.be/OgHbBUnNfl8 on]] a brownie with a cream cheese ramen middle

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-->-- '''Dave Reardon''', [[https://youtu.be/OgHbBUnNfl8 on]] a brownie with a cream cheese ramen middlemiddle Ann made for the sake of debunking a content farm recipe.
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->''"It's like they took two good foods and mixed them together and ruined both of them."''
-->-- '''Dave Reardon''', [[https://youtu.be/OgHbBUnNfl8 on]] a brownie with a cream cheese ramen middle
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->'''Jon''': It's peanut butter and fish head stew, with pickles on the side and optional chocolate sauce.\\
'''Garfield''': Thank goodness. I thought for a minute there it might be food.
-->--''WesternAnimation/GarfieldAndFriends''
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->'''Mark''': Beans are not pasta sauce!\\
'''Jeremy''': They're... tomato-y.\\
'''Mark''': ''Ketchup'' is tomato-y; that's not a pasta sauce!\\
'''Jeremy''': It is when ''I'' make pasta.
-->-- ''Series/PeepShow''
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->''The success rate of your culinary experiments has not been high.''
-->-- '''Tuvok''', ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "Flashback"

->''*(dry heave)* Why are there sprinkles?!!''
-->-- '''Lily''', ''WebVideo/LittleMissKnowItAll'', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_8QlREwOjU Child Guesses Food]]" (she was referring to a burger with sprinkles)
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-->-- '''Ross Geller''', on Rachel's disastrous English trifle, ''Series/{{Friends}}''

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-->-- '''Ross Geller''', on Rachel's disastrous English trifle, ''Series/{{Friends}}''
''Series/{{Friends}}'', "The One Where Ross Got High"
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-->-- ''WesternAnimation/Ducktales2017'',"The House of the Lucky Gander"

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-->-- ''WesternAnimation/Ducktales2017'',"The ''WesternAnimation/Ducktales2017'', "The House of the Lucky Gander"

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