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Quotes: Cordon Bleugh Chef
"Today I put......... JELLY on this hot god"

Latooni: Well, strawberry jam-filling onigiri is definitely not standard...
Joshua: Rim, I can understand if this was... well, bread but...

"I don't think boiled egg and mushroom salad really go with apple pie."
Okabe Rintarou, Steins;Gate

"That's one of those 'burgers on a glazed doughnut' nightmares that I've read so much about."
Cracked, "5 Reasons San Francisco is the Worst Awesome City in America"

"Remember that time we made fun of Guy Fieri, by which I mean any time any human being has ever talked about Guy Fieri? Well, it's time to head back to Flavortown for another trip on the Fiericoaster, because we now have photo evidence of Guy Fieri's inhumane treatment of innocent edibles...The menu description is inaccurate: this thing hasn't been "topped" with potato chips and pretzels, it bravely leapt onto a Ruffles grenade to save its cheesecake comrades. Its sacrifice shall not be forgotten, no matter how those traitorous Parfaits try to slander its war record posthumously. Oh, that's nice; someone's been thoughtful enough to wound the cheesecake with a knife, which the customer could hopefully then use to kill it the rest of the way. That'll definitely be necessary, because there's absolutely no chance this thing isn't haunted by the murdered ghosts of cheesecakes past. That looks like what I imagine Ed Gein requested for his last meal. Elvis would look at this and go 'hey, now, wait up a sec.' That's not a dessert, it's an act of defiance against the Gods."

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