History for Quotes/CordonBleughChef

->You put the Peeps in the chili pot and eat them both up\\
You put the Peeps in the chili pot and add the M&Ms\\
You put the Peeps in the chili pot and it makes it taste... ''[[MasochistsMeal bad]]''
-->-- '''Chidi Anagonye''', suffering from an [[SanitySlippage existential crisis]], ''Series/TheGoodPlace'', "Jeremy Bearimy"

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-> '''Pearl:''' You just gotta get a bit more creative. Try putting something actually tasty in your burgers instead! Like custard!
-> '''Marina:''' Pearl! That is not a burger condiment! I don't know where you get these ideas!
-> '''Pearl:''' Don't knock it until you've tried it, Marina. Let's live the custard burger dream!
-> '''Marina:''' If this is a dream, I want to wake up...
-->-- ''VideoGame/Splatoon2''

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->'''Yuri''': Flynn should know better than to trust his own judgment in a competition like this...\\
'''Judith''': Something's the matter with his sense of taste, isn't it?\\
'''Yuri''': Yeah. Flynn's got practically no sense of taste at all. If he sticks to the recipes, [[SupremeChef he can make food that'll put a pro chef to shame]]. But when he goes by his own tastes, well...[[LethalChef you saw what happens]].\\
'''Rita''': So he was trying to use his own judgment and make it taste better than the recipe...\\
'''Yuri''': Flynn's cooking is a volatile and dangerous weapon. I feel sorry for those judges.
-->-- ''VideoGame/TalesOfVesperia''

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->'''Professor:''' If we don't get rid of the worms now, they'll burrow so deep into the bowel, that not even Hermes' famous jerk prunes could dislodge them.
->'''Hermes:''' I call it "Caribbean Drano".
-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'', "Parasites Lost"

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-->-- '''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', "5 Reasons San Francisco is the Worst Awesome City in America"

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-->-- ~~'''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''',~~ '''Website/{{Cracked}}''', "5 Reasons San Francisco is the Worst Awesome City in America"

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-->--'''''Jezebel''''', [[http://kitchenette.jezebel.com/heres-what-that-nightmare-guy-fieri-cheesecake-actually-1597663929/+ishaaran "Here's What That Nightmare Guy Fieri Cheesecake Actually Looks Like"]]

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~~-->--'''''Jezebel''''',~~ -->--'''Jezebel''', [[http://kitchenette.jezebel.com/heres-what-that-nightmare-guy-fieri-cheesecake-actually-1597663929/+ishaaran "Here's What That Nightmare Guy Fieri Cheesecake Actually Looks Like"]]

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-->-- ~~'''Webcomic/{{Sweet Bro|AndHellaJeff}}'''~~
'''Sweet Bro''', ''Webcomic/SweetBroAndHellaJeff''

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-->-- '''''Website/TextsFromLastNight'''''

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-->-- ~~'''''Website/TextsFromLastNight'''''~~
''Website/TextsFromLastNight''

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->Bacon and chocolate pizza? [[NoJustNoReaction OMFG.]]
-->-- '''Creator/GordonRamsay''', on a dessert offering from the Keating's [=MerK=] restaurant, ''Series/HotelHell''

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->Oh my god, she... she made half an English trifle and... half a shepherd's pie!
-->-- '''Ross Geller''', on Rachel's disastrous English trifle, ''Series/{{Friends}}''

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->''"Remember that time we made fun of [[Creator/FoodNetwork Guy Fieri]], by which I mean any time any human being has ever talked about Guy Fieri? Well, it's time to head back to Flavortown for another trip on the Fiericoaster, because we now have photo evidence of Guy Fieri's inhumane treatment of innocent edibles. [...] The menu description is inaccurate: this thing hasn't been "topped" with potato chips and pretzels, it bravely leapt onto a Ruffles grenade to save its cheesecake comrades. Its sacrifice shall not be forgotten, no matter how those traitorous Parfaits try to slander its war record posthumously. Oh, that's nice; someone's been thoughtful enough to wound the cheesecake with a knife, which the customer could hopefully then use to kill it the rest of the way. That'll definitely be necessary, because there's absolutely no chance this thing isn't haunted by the murdered ghosts of cheesecakes past. That looks like what I imagine Ed Gein requested for his last meal. [[ElvisPresley Elvis]] would look at this and go 'hey, now, wait up a sec.' That's not a dessert, it's an act of defiance against the Gods."''

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->''"Remember that time we made fun of [[Creator/FoodNetwork Guy Fieri]], by which I mean any time any human being has ever talked about Guy Fieri? Well, it's time to head back to Flavortown for another trip on the Fiericoaster, because we now have photo evidence of Guy Fieri's inhumane treatment of innocent edibles. [...] The menu description is inaccurate: this thing hasn't been "topped" with potato chips and pretzels, it bravely leapt onto a Ruffles grenade to save its cheesecake comrades. Its sacrifice shall not be forgotten, no matter how those traitorous Parfaits try to slander its war record posthumously. Oh, that's nice; someone's been thoughtful enough to wound the cheesecake with a knife, which the customer could hopefully then use to kill it the rest of the way. That'll definitely be necessary, because there's absolutely no chance this thing isn't haunted by the murdered ghosts of cheesecakes past. That looks like what I imagine Ed Gein requested for his last meal. ~~[[ElvisPresley Elvis]]~~ {{Music/Elvis|Presley}} would look at this and go 'hey, now, wait up a sec.' That's not a dessert, it's an act of defiance against the Gods."''

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->''"Remember that time we made fun of [[Creator/FoodNetwork Guy Fieri]], by which I mean any time any human being has ever talked about Guy Fieri? Well, it's time to head back to Flavortown for another trip on the Fiericoaster, because we now have photo evidence of Guy Fieri's inhumane treatment of innocent edibles...The menu description is inaccurate: this thing hasn't been "topped" with potato chips and pretzels, it bravely leapt onto a Ruffles grenade to save its cheesecake comrades. Its sacrifice shall not be forgotten, no matter how those traitorous Parfaits try to slander its war record posthumously. Oh, that's nice; someone's been thoughtful enough to wound the cheesecake with a knife, which the customer could hopefully then use to kill it the rest of the way. That'll definitely be necessary, because there's absolutely no chance this thing isn't haunted by the murdered ghosts of cheesecakes past. That looks like what I imagine Ed Gein requested for his last meal. [[ElvisPresley Elvis]] would look at this and go 'hey, now, wait up a sec.' That's not a dessert, it's an act of defiance against the Gods."''

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->''"Remember that time we made fun of [[Creator/FoodNetwork Guy Fieri]], by which I mean any time any human being has ever talked about Guy Fieri? Well, it's time to head back to Flavortown for another trip on the Fiericoaster, because we now have photo evidence of Guy Fieri's inhumane treatment of innocent ~~edibles...~~edibles. [...] The menu description is inaccurate: this thing hasn't been "topped" with potato chips and pretzels, it bravely leapt onto a Ruffles grenade to save its cheesecake comrades. Its sacrifice shall not be forgotten, no matter how those traitorous Parfaits try to slander its war record posthumously. Oh, that's nice; someone's been thoughtful enough to wound the cheesecake with a knife, which the customer could hopefully then use to kill it the rest of the way. That'll definitely be necessary, because there's absolutely no chance this thing isn't haunted by the murdered ghosts of cheesecakes past. That looks like what I imagine Ed Gein requested for his last meal. [[ElvisPresley Elvis]] would look at this and go 'hey, now, wait up a sec.' That's not a dessert, it's an act of defiance against the Gods."''

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->'''Liu Hai:''' Imagine taco dim sum. Fettucine eclairs.\\
'''Scrooge:''' ''(grossed out)'' Why would I want to imagine any of that?
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/Ducktales2017''

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->''"Remember that time we made fun of [[FoodNetwork Guy Fieri]], by which I mean any time any human being has ever talked about Guy Fieri? Well, it's time to head back to Flavortown for another trip on the Fiericoaster, because we now have photo evidence of Guy Fieri's inhumane treatment of innocent edibles...The menu description is inaccurate: this thing hasn't been "topped" with potato chips and pretzels, it bravely leapt onto a Ruffles grenade to save its cheesecake comrades. Its sacrifice shall not be forgotten, no matter how those traitorous Parfaits try to slander its war record posthumously. Oh, that's nice; someone's been thoughtful enough to wound the cheesecake with a knife, which the customer could hopefully then use to kill it the rest of the way. That'll definitely be necessary, because there's absolutely no chance this thing isn't haunted by the murdered ghosts of cheesecakes past. That looks like what I imagine Ed Gein requested for his last meal. [[ElvisPresley Elvis]] would look at this and go 'hey, now, wait up a sec.' That's not a dessert, it's an act of defiance against the Gods."''

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->''"Remember that time we made fun of ~~[[FoodNetwork~~ [[Creator/FoodNetwork Guy Fieri]], by which I mean any time any human being has ever talked about Guy Fieri? Well, it's time to head back to Flavortown for another trip on the Fiericoaster, because we now have photo evidence of Guy Fieri's inhumane treatment of innocent edibles...The menu description is inaccurate: this thing hasn't been "topped" with potato chips and pretzels, it bravely leapt onto a Ruffles grenade to save its cheesecake comrades. Its sacrifice shall not be forgotten, no matter how those traitorous Parfaits try to slander its war record posthumously. Oh, that's nice; someone's been thoughtful enough to wound the cheesecake with a knife, which the customer could hopefully then use to kill it the rest of the way. That'll definitely be necessary, because there's absolutely no chance this thing isn't haunted by the murdered ghosts of cheesecakes past. That looks like what I imagine Ed Gein requested for his last meal. [[ElvisPresley Elvis]] would look at this and go 'hey, now, wait up a sec.' That's not a dessert, it's an act of defiance against the Gods."''

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'''Ramsay''': No... Raw venison. Raw quail egg. Lime zest. Olive oil. Scallops, caviar, and ''grated white chocolate''... *''takes a bite''* Capers as well. *''vomits''* That must be one of the worst combinations I've ever tasted in ''twenty-one years of cooking''. Piss off, will you?

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'''Ramsay''': No... Raw venison. Raw quail egg. Lime zest. Olive oil. Scallops, caviar, and ''grated white chocolate''... *''takes ''[takes a bite''* bite]'' Capers as well. ~~*''vomits''*~~ ''[vomits]'' That must be one of the worst combinations I've ever tasted in ''twenty-one years of cooking''. Piss off, will you?

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->'''Creator/GordonRamsay''': Prawns, the flavour of the prawns was extraordinary. Fresh, vibrant. Why do you wanna fuck around and put ''chocolate sauce'' on there?\\
'''Laurence''': Um, cos I don't wanna be boring. I wanna be exciting.\\
'''Ramsay''': I thought it was fucking hideous. Didn't work.
-->-- ''Series/KitchenNightmares''

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->'''Creator/GordonRamsay''': What is it?\\
'''Matt''': I call it exotic tartare because it's with venison and diver scallops with caviar and white chocolate and --\\
'''Ramsay''': Whoa, stop stop stop stop. [[LetMeGetThisStraight L-let me just get this right again.]] [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Either that or I'm just about to be punked.]] Diver scallops. Chopped up. Caviar. And white chocolate. Do you smoke?\\
'''Matt''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Cigarettes?]]\\
'''Ramsay''': No... Raw venison. Raw quail egg. Lime zest. Olive oil. Scallops, caviar, and ''grated white chocolate''... *''takes a bite''* Capers as well. *''vomits''* That must be one of the worst combinations I've ever tasted in ''twenty-one years of cooking''. Piss off, will you?
-->-- ''Series/HellsKitchen''

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->'''Misato:''' Oh, and since you just woke up you must be hungry. Why don't I --\\
'''Asuka:''' (widening her eyes) No, that's okay! I'll make breakfast!\\
'''Misato:''' Aw, but I had this neat idea for an experiment! All I need is some horseradish and some curry and --
-->-- ''Fanfic/GhostsOfEvangelion''

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->"Oh… great" Shinji managed to get out before swallowing. Oh God in heaven, not again, I can't go through that… food… again…
-->-- ''Fanfic/OnceMoreWithFeeling''

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->'''Latooni''': Well, strawberry jam-filling onigiri is definitely not standard...
->'''Joshua''': Rim, I can understand if this was... well, bread but...

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->'''Latooni''': Well, strawberry jam-filling onigiri is definitely not standard...
->'''Joshua''': standard...\\
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->Misato woke up clutching her stomach, which was mildly nauseous, and wondering if Asuka had put LSD in the homemade pizza. I'm never letting Asuka make saurkraut pizza or whatever that was, ever again.
-->-- ''Fanfic/ChildrenOfAnElderGod''

->Sighing, Shinji just shakes his head and tries to find something Misato hadn’t smothered in the thick, sludge-like hot sauce she slathered all over her food. It seemed to be a combination of crystalline capsaicin dissolved in sulphuric acid with raw wasabi added in for flavour. Shinji was fairly certain the stuff could overload the taste buds of an Emperor’s Children space marine.
-->-- ''Fanfic/ThousandShinji''

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->'''(913)''': Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
-->-- '''''Website/TextsFromLastNight'''''

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-->-- '''{{Sweet Bro|AndHellaJeff}}'''

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-->-- ~~'''{{Sweet~~ '''Webcomic/{{Sweet Bro|AndHellaJeff}}'''

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->This year the white-trash fusion chef opened his flagship Manhattan restaurant...I'd wager that 90 percent of his customers that first night were foodies planning to [[BileFascination review the place ironically]]. The other 10 percent were tourists for whom Turkey Tequila Fettuccine represents the apex of molecular gastronomy. Oooh, a whole lamb bathed in Cheetos dust! [[FeigningIntelligence FANCY.]]
-->--'''[[http://www.gq.com/entertainment/celebrities/201212/least-influential-people-2012#slide=11 Drew Magary]]''' on Guy Fieri, "The 25 Least Influential People of 2012"

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->''That's one of those "burgers on a glazed doughnut" nightmares that I've read so much about.''
-->-- '''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', "5 Reasons San Francisco is the Worst Awesome City in America"

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->''"That's one of those 'burgers on a glazed doughnut' nightmares that I've read so much about."''
-->-- '''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', "5 Reasons San Francisco is the Worst Awesome City in America"

->''"Remember that time we made fun of [[FoodNetwork Guy Fieri]], by which I mean any time any human being has ever talked about Guy Fieri? Well, it's time to head back to Flavortown for another trip on the Fiericoaster, because we now have photo evidence of Guy Fieri's inhumane treatment of innocent edibles...The menu description is inaccurate: this thing hasn't been "topped" with potato chips and pretzels, it bravely leapt onto a Ruffles grenade to save its cheesecake comrades. Its sacrifice shall not be forgotten, no matter how those traitorous Parfaits try to slander its war record posthumously. Oh, that's nice; someone's been thoughtful enough to wound the cheesecake with a knife, which the customer could hopefully then use to kill it the rest of the way. That'll definitely be necessary, because there's absolutely no chance this thing isn't haunted by the murdered ghosts of cheesecakes past. That looks like what I imagine Ed Gein requested for his last meal. [[ElvisPresley Elvis]] would look at this and go 'hey, now, wait up a sec.' That's not a dessert, it's an act of defiance against the Gods."''
-->--'''''Jezebel''''', [[http://kitchenette.jezebel.com/heres-what-that-nightmare-guy-fieri-cheesecake-actually-1597663929/+ishaaran "Here's What That Nightmare Guy Fieri Cheesecake Actually Looks Like"]]

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-->--''Second SuperRobotWarsOriginalGeneration''

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-->--''Second ~~SuperRobotWarsOriginalGeneration''~~
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-> ''"Today I put......... '''JELLY''' on this hot [[YouMakeMeSic god]]"''

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->''"I don't think boiled egg and mushroom salad really go with apple pie."''
-->-- '''Okabe Rintarou''', ''[[VisualNovel/SteinsGate Steins;Gate]]''

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->'''Latooni''': Well, strawberry jam-filling onigiri is definitely not standard...
->'''Joshua''': Rim, I can understand if this was... well, bread but...
-->--''Second SuperRobotWarsOriginalGeneration''

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->''That's one of those "burgers on a glazed doughnut" nightmares that I've read so much about.''
-->-- '''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', "5 Reasons San Francisco is the Worst Awesome City in America"
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-> ''"Today I put......... '''JELLY''' on this hot [[YouMakeMeSic god]]"''
-->-- '''{{Sweet Bro|AndHellaJeff}}'''

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