History Quotes / ContractualGenreBlindness

-->-- Count Magpyr explaining why vampires need to endure being beaten repeatedly, ''Literature/CarpeJugulum''

-->-- Count Magpyr explaining why vampires need to endure being beaten repeatedly, ''CarpeJugulum''

-->--'''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''' [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0670.html #670]]

-->--'''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''' [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0793.html #793]]

-->--'''Webcomic/{{Goblins}}'''

->'''Roger:''' No, not at ''any'' time. Only then it was ''funny''.

->''No Muttley, we '''''can't''''' win fairly! We are'' '''[[CardCarryingVillain villains]]''', ''ergo we '''have''' to [[DickDastardlyStopsToCheat cheat]]!''

->No Muttley, we ''can't'' win fairly! We are ''[[CardCarryingVillain villains]]'', ergo we ''have'' to [[DickDastardlyStopsToCheat cheat]]!

->'''Elan''': But on the other hand, bardic tradition demands that [[PoorCommunicationKills I withhold it all so that at some later point, you can accidentally learn an incomplete version and jump to all of the wrong conclusions]] – later leading to [[RuleOfDrama entertaining dramatic conflict]] later in our relationship.\\

->'''Elan''': But on the other hand, bardic tradition demands that I withhold it all so that at some later point, you can accidentally learn an incomplete version and jump to all of the wrong conclusions – later leading to [[RuleOfDrama entertaining dramatic conflict]] later in our relationship.\\

->'''Roger:''' No, not at ''any'' time. Onlt then it was ''funny''.

'''Nale''': Of course I'm alive, you moron. What I can't figure out is how you didn't KNOW I was alive the whole time. ''You're'' the bard, surely you should have known that when the bad guy dies off-screen, he's not really dead unless you see the body. And half the time, not even then.\\

->'''Elan''': But on the other hand, bardic tradition demands that I withhold it all so that at some later point, you can accidentally learn an incomplete version and jump to all of the wrong conclusions – later leading to [[RuleOfDrama entertaining dramatic conflict]] later in our relationship.
->'''Haley''': So...what are you going to do?
->'''Elan''': [[DefiedTrope Tell you everything.]] How are we supposed to get a happy ending if we can't be honest?
-->--'''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'''

-> '''Senor Senior, Sr.:''' A proper villain always leaves his foe when he is about to expire.
-> '''Senor Senior, Jr.:''' Why?
-> '''Senor Senior, Sr.:''' Well, it would be ''bad form'' to just loll about, waiting for it!

-->-'''[[http://theglen.livejournal.com/16735.html 1600]] Blog/ThingsMrWelchIsNoLongerAllowedToDoInAnRPG'''

-->-'''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'''

-->-'''Webcomic/{{Goblins}}'''

--> '''Senor Senior, Sr.:''' A proper villain always leaves his foe when he is about to expire.
--> '''Senor Senior, Jr.:''' Why?
--> '''Senor Senior, Sr.:''' Well, it would be ''bad form'' to just loll about, waiting for it!
-->-''WesternAnimation/KimPossible,'' "Animal Attraction"

--> '''Senor Senior, Sr.:''' Why?

-->-'''[[http://theglen.livejournal.com/16735.html 1600]] {{Things Mr Welch Is No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG}}'''

->'''Elan''': But on the other hand, bardic tradition demands that I withhold it all so that at some later point, you can accidentally learn an incomplete version and jump to all of the wrong conclusions – later leading to [[RuleOfDrama entertaining dramatic conflict]] later in our relationship.
->'''Haley''': So...wwhat are you going to do?