History Quotes / Cloudcuckoolander

->'''Red Mage:''' We should start with the visible sky castle.\\
'''Black Mage:''' Why's that?\\
'''Red Mage:''' It'll be easier to see the invisible one from up there.
-->-- ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater''

[[folder:Anime and Manga]]

[[folder:Film - Live-Action]]

->"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
->"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
->"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
->"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."
-->-- ''Literature/AliceInWonderland''

-> ''The Doctor didn’t even slow down. One part of his brain started madly calculating velocities and trajectories. Another part started advising him strongly against this course of action. Another part was sticking its arms out and making aeroplane noises.''

->'''Joey''': Maybe my ruler was wrong.\\
'''Phoebe''': Maybe ''all'' the rulers are wrong.

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->'''Fighter''': Aren't you going to ask how it's our lifelong dream when we just met Red Mage.\\
'''Black Mage''': So you're actually '''aware''' that this makes no sense then?\\
'''Fighter''': Yet we chase our dreams anyway.\\
'''Black Mage''': Every day with you is an adventure I never wanted. Like swimming naked through shards of glass.
-->-- ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater''

->'''Red Mage''': We should start with the visible sky castle.\\
'''Black Mage''': Why's that?\\
'''Red Mage''': It'll be easier to see the invisible one from up there.
-->-- ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater''

->Honestly, I think the inside'a [Jared's] head is pro'lly one'a th' most bizarre an' interesting places anyone could live.
-->-- '''CommanderBadass''', ''Webcomic/ManlyGuysDoingManlyThings''

->Sometimes I think your train of thought is carrying a shipment of toxic waste.
-->-- '''Ozy''' to Millie, ''WebComic/OzyAndMillie''

->'''Aeris''': Do you even ''listen'' to yourself any more?\\
'''Leo''': I try not to. It breaks the illusion.
-->-- ''Webcomic/VGCats'', [[http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=155 #160, "Start the Reactor"]]

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[[folder:Web Original]]

->(''Haru and Rin bump into each other coming out of changing rooms at a department store'')\\

->Hands do not exist in my reality!
-->-- '''Kaldor Draigo''', ''WebVideo/IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDevice''

->That was some quality playing there, courtesy of raocow and friends. The friends are the many voices just kinda chillin' in my head... I don't hear them, but they're there.
-->-- '''LetsPlay/{{raocow}},''' "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ecl99pgQBBU toot toot all about space lime]]"

->I dunno, I think something went horribly wrong with my thought process over the years... (''giggles'') [[NonSequitur I]] ''[[NonSequitur love]]'' [[NonSequitur lemonade]]! (''chuckles'') Anyway, where was I? Oh, yes, scratched discs.
-->-- '''WebVideo/StuartAshen''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzwcPNoEX4s "Optical Media Laceration Extravaganza"]]

->So I was thinking... wait that doesn't sound right.
-->-- ''[[http://www.thewallflowerreport.com The Wallflower Report]]''

-->-- '''Patrick Star''' contemplates milk, ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarepants''

-->-- '''Rod Serling''''s opening monologue for ''Series/TheTwilightZone'', "Mr. Bevis"

'''Marty''': ...-er.

->In the parlance of the 20th century, this is an odd-ball. His name is James B. W. Bevis, and his tastes lean toward stuffed animals, zetter-music, professional football, Creator/CharlesDickens, moose heads, carnivals, dogs, children and young ladies. Mr Bevis is accident-prone, a little vague, a little discombobulated, with a life that possesses all the security of a floating crap-game. But this can be said about our Mr Bevis: Without him, without his warmth, without his kindness, the world would be a considerably poorer place. Albeit, perhaps, a little saner.

->Our minds must be conflicting because you say plague of snakes and all I hear is EasterBunny, EasterBunny, EasterBunny.

-->-- '''[[TheChosenOne Chosen One]]''', ''Film/KungPow''

->'''Marty''': Have you noticed lately that the captain seems to be acting a bit strange?\\
'''Gibbs''': ''[silently stares at him]''\\

-->-- On '''Captain Jack Sparrow''', ''Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbeanDeadMansChest''

->I dunno, I think something went horribly wrong with my thought process over the years... (giggles) [[NonSequitur I]] ''[[NonSequitur love]]'' [[NonSequitur lemonade]]! (chuckles) Anyway, where was I? Oh, yes, scratched discs.
-->-- '''WebVideo/StuartAshen''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzwcPNoEX4s Optical Media Laceration Extravaganza]]''

->Hands do not exist in my reality!
-->--'''Kaldor Draigo''', ''WebVideo/IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDevice''

->Yes! It truly am two cans short of a six-pack!
-->-- '''Dr. Weird''', ''WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce''

->I'm not crazy - I just don't give a darn! Woo-hoo!
-->--'''{{WesternAnimation/Daffy Duck}}''', ''Daffy Duck and Egghead''

-> I ''always'' let my imagination run away from me! Then it comes back... with cake!
-->--'''Pinkie Pie''', ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic''

->If you understood everything I said, you'd be me.
-->-- '''Music/MilesDavis'''

->"Hands do not exist in my reality!"

Love doesn't make distinctions\\

->'''Marty''': Have you noticed lately that the captain seems to be acting a bit strange?
'''Gibbs''': [silently stares at him]

'''Pheobe''': Maybe ''all'' the rulers are wrong.

->"You know when you're sitting in a chair, and you lean back so you're just on two legs, and then you lean too far and you almost fall over, but just at the last second you catch yourself? I feel like that ''all the time''."
-->-- '''Creator/StevenWright'''

->'''Red Mage''': We should start with the visible sky castle.\\
'''Black Mage''': Why's that?\\
'''Red Mage''': It'll be easier to see the invisible one from up there.
-->-- ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater''

->"Sometimes I forget what I was going to say. Sometimes I remember things everyone else has forgotten for ever and always. Does that ever happen to you?"

->"I don't know if ''any'' of what I just said is true... but I ''believe'' it."
-->-- '''Meatwad''', ''WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce''

->"Sometimes I think your train of thought is carrying a shipment of toxic waste."
-->-- '''Ozy''', to Millie, ''WebComic/OzyAndMillie''

->"Have small space aliens ever landed in your brain and told you to break into the zoo and free the kangaroos?"
-->--'''Heather''', ''GoodBurger''

->'''Fighter''': Aren't you going to ask how it's our lifelong dream when we just met Red Mage.\\
'''Black Mage''': So you're actually '''aware''' that this makes no sense then?\\
'''Fighter''': Yet we chase our dreams anyway.\\
'''Black Mage''': Every day with you is an adventure I never wanted. Like swimming naked through shards of glass.
-->-- ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater''

->'''Homestar Runner''' (cosplaying as himself): Was it my star (taped onto his star T-shirt) or propeller cap (worn atop his trademark propeller beanie) that gave it away?\\
'''Strong Bad''': It was your unbelievably loose grasp on the world around you.\\
'''Homestar Runner''': Yeah, I guess I do have one of those.
-->-- ''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner'', [[http://www.homestarrunner.com/trogdorcon.html ''[=TrogdorCon=] '97'']]

->"So I was thinking... wait that doesn't sound right."
-->-- ''[[http://www.thewallflowerreport.com The Wallflower Report]]''

->'''Aeris''': Do you even ''listen'' to yourself any more?\\
'''Leo''': I try not to. It breaks the illusion.
-->-- ''Webcomic/VGCats'', [[http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=155 #160, "Start the Reactor"]]

->"I'm sure on some planet your style is impressive, but your weak link is: this is Earth."
-->-- '''[[TheChosenOne Chosen One]]''', ''KungPow''

->"That was some quality playing there, courtesy of raocow and friends. The friends are the many voices just kinda chillin' in my head... I don't hear them, but they're there."
-->-- '''LetsPlay/{{raocow}},''' "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ecl99pgQBBU toot toot all about space lime]]"

->"I was thinking what it's like to be abandoned and tortured and abused and forgotten.[...] But then I thought... 'I wonder what it's like to fuck a butterfly?'"
-->-- '''Ragdoll''', ''ComicBook/SecretSix''

->'''Early Cuyler''': Yeah, I know 'bout Dan Halen. He was a ornery feller, chatterin' up inna tree all tauntin' like. Cheeks all puffed up with wallynuts and whatnot. I took aim at 'im with my pellet gun and blasted the tar outta him.\\
'''Interviewer''': Are you sure you're not talking about that stuffed squirrel over there?\\
[''Cut to stuffed squirrel on Early's mantle'']\\
'''Early''': Oh. Well, you might be right about that, now.
-->-- ''{{Squidbillies}}''

->'''Grune''': I'm going to give it my all. Charge~!\\
'''Chloe''': ...Where are you going?\\
'''Grune''': Oh? Where was I going?
-->-- [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24r4XqCEcxU From a skit]] starring Grune from ''VideoGame/TalesOfLegendia''

->"Talking with Rin is like playing chess with a supercomputer who does seemingly random moves as if to mock everything you know about chess. It's like that, but with human interaction. And even if I win, it feels like losing."
-->-- '''Hisao Nakai''', ''KatawaShoujo''

->"You know, whenever she starts talking I think to myself, 'Maybe this time it'll make sense.' I'm always wrong."
-->-- '''Andre Harris''' describing '''Cat Valentine''', ''{{Victorious}}''

->"[H]is tastes lean toward stuffed animals, zither-music, professional football, Charles Dickens, moose heads, carnivals, dogs, children and young ladies. Mr Bevis is accident-prone, a little vague, a little discombobulated, with a life that possesses all the security of a floating crap-game. But this can be said about our Mr Bevis: Without him, without his warmth, without his kindness, the world would be a considerably poorer place. Albeit, perhaps, a little saner."
-->-- '''Rod Serling''''s opening monologue for "Mr. Bevis," ''Series/TheTwilightZone''

->"Now you know I tell people I'm actually from another planet, you know, 'cause I'm a bit off the wall, well I'll tell you this boy OWNS the other planet, my goodness!"
-->-- '''[[Music/IronMaiden Nicko McBrain]]'''

->"Honestly, I think the inside'a [Jared's] head is pro'lly one'a th' most bizarre an' interesting places anyone could live."
-->-- '''CommanderBadass''', ''ManlyGuysDoingManlyThings''

->"Our minds must be conflicting because you say plague of snakes and all I hear is EasterBunny, EasterBunny, EasterBunny."

->"Did she say something to you? Please forget it. She mumbles strange things from time to time. She can be an odd girl at times."
-->-- Said about '''Sara''' from ''[[FireEmblemJugdral Thracia 776]]''

->"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma."
-->-- '''Patrick Star''' (thinking about milk), ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarepants''

->"Hello, Graham, would you mind coming back to earth with the rest of us, please?"
-->-- '''Shaft''', ''LightNovel/{{Baccano}}''

->When I'm bored, I kinda drift away,\\
I'm not sure quite why we work all day\\
I've been thinking, and I've got this plan\\
Let's go, right now
-->-- '''Music/LilyAllen''', "Air Balloon"