History Quotes / CloudcuckooLander

9th Feb '18 1:06:13 AM InTheGallbladder
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->In the parlance of the 20th century, this is an odd-ball. His name is James B. W. Bevis, and his tastes lean toward stuffed animals, zetter-music, professional football, Creator/CharlesDickens, moose heads, carnivals, dogs, children and young ladies. Mr Bevis is accident-prone, a little vague, a little discombobulated, with a life that possesses all the security of a floating crap-game. But this can be said about our Mr Bevis: Without him, without his warmth, without his kindness, the world would be a considerably poorer place. Albeit, perhaps, a little saner.

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->In the parlance of the 20th century, this is an odd-ball. His name is James B. W. Bevis, and his tastes lean toward stuffed animals, zetter-music, zither music, professional football, Creator/CharlesDickens, moose heads, carnivals, dogs, children and young ladies. Mr Bevis is accident-prone, a little vague, a little discombobulated, with a life that possesses all the security of a floating crap-game. But this can be said about our Mr Bevis: Without him, without his warmth, without his kindness, the world would be a considerably poorer place. Albeit, perhaps, a little saner.
7th Feb '18 9:41:56 AM magmablock
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->'''[[ChurchMilitant Octavian:]]''' ''(about The Doctor)'' You trust this man?
->'''River Song:''' I absolutely trust him.
->'''Octavian:''' He's not some kind of madman, then?
->'''River Song:''' ''(pause)'' I absolutely trust him.
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho''
23rd Jan '18 7:21:38 AM Siempie
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->'''Sarah-Jane Smith:''' Are you serious?\\
'''The Doctor:''' [[BunnyEarsLawyer About what I do, yes]]. Not necessarily the way I do it.
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho''

->'''Craig:''' Has anybody ever told you you're a bit weird?\\
'''The Doctor:''' They never really ''stop.''
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho''
30th Nov '17 10:55:17 AM Siempie
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-> ''The Doctor didnít even slow down. One part of his brain started madly calculating velocities and trajectories. Another part started advising him strongly against this course of action. Another part was sticking its arms out and making aeroplane noises.''
-->-- ''Literature/EighthDoctorAdventures''
22nd Nov '17 1:41:46 PM nm3youtube
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->'''Yusuke''': That girl marches to the beat of her own drum, doesn't she?\\
'''Ryuji''': Like you're one to talk.
-->-- ''VideoGame/Persona5''
15th Aug '17 9:48:25 AM Monolaf317
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->Our minds must be conflicting because you say plague of snakes and all I hear is EasterBunny, EasterBunny, EasterBunny.

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->Our minds must be conflicting because you say plague of snakes and all I hear is EasterBunny, EasterBunny, EasterBunny.[[RuleOfThree Easter Bunny]].
4th Jul '17 8:53:07 AM ZSF
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->One cannot help following the lure of her erratic and lovable personality as it meanders and twinkles through page after page. There is something noble and Quixotic and high-spirited, as well as crack-brained and bird-witted, about her. Her simplicity is so open; her intelligence so active; her sympathy with fairies and animals so true and tender. She has the freakishness of an elf, the irresponsibility of some non-human creature, its heartlessness, and its charm. And although 'they', those terrible critics who had sneered and jeered at her [since childhood]... continued to mock, few of her critics, after all, had the wit to trouble about the nature of the universe, or cared a straw for the sufferings of the hunted hare, or longed, as she did, to talk to some one 'of Shakespeare's fools'. Now, at any rate, the laugh is not all on their side.
-->--'''Creator/VirginiaWoolf''', "The Duchess of Newcastle" (discussing the 17th-century author Margaret Cavendish)
29th Mar '17 7:34:14 AM erforce
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-->-- '''[[TheChosenOne Chosen One]]''', ''Film/KungPow''

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-->-- '''[[TheChosenOne Chosen One]]''', ''Film/KungPow''
''Film/KungPowEnterTheFist''
22nd Jan '17 12:53:31 PM Tacitus
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->'''Marty''': Have you noticed lately that the captain seems to be acting a bit strange?\\
'''Gibbs''': ''[silently stares at him]''\\

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->'''Marty''': Have you noticed lately that the captain [Captain Jack Sparrow] seems to be acting a bit strange?\\
'''Gibbs''': ''[silently (''silently stares at him]''\\him'')\\



-->-- On '''Captain Jack Sparrow''', ''Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbeanDeadMansChest''

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-->-- On '''Captain Jack Sparrow''', ''Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbeanDeadMansChest''



->(''Haru and Rin bump into each other coming out of changing rooms at a department store'')\\
'''Rin:''' Haru?!\\
'''Haru:''' Rin? If ''you're'' here, and ''I'm'' here, then ''who's flying this plane?!''\\
'''Rin:''' ...[[FlatWhat What.]]\\
'''Haru:''' What?\\
'''Rin:''' Let's talk outside.\\
'''Haru:''' I'm not going out there without a parachute!\\
'''Rin:''' [[SuddenlyShouting WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!]]\\
'''Haru:''' ''I DON'T KNOW!''
-->-- ''WebAnimation/FiftyPercentOff''



->Hands do not exist in my reality!
-->-- '''Kaldor Draigo''', ''WebVideo/IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDevice''



->I dunno, I think something went horribly wrong with my thought process over the years... (''giggles'') [[NonSequitur I]] ''[[NonSequitur love]]'' [[NonSequitur lemonade]]! (''chuckles'') Anyway, where was I? Oh, yes, scratched discs.
-->-- '''WebVideo/StuartAshen''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzwcPNoEX4s "Optical Media Laceration Extravaganza"]]



->I dunno, I think something went horribly wrong with my thought process over the years... (giggles) [[NonSequitur I]] ''[[NonSequitur love]]'' [[NonSequitur lemonade]]! (chuckles) Anyway, where was I? Oh, yes, scratched discs.
-->-- '''WebVideo/StuartAshen''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzwcPNoEX4s Optical Media Laceration Extravaganza]]''

->Hands do not exist in my reality!
-->--'''Kaldor Draigo''', ''WebVideo/IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDevice''



->Yes! It truly am two cans short of a six-pack!
-->-- '''Dr. Weird''', ''WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce''

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->Yes! It truly am two cans short of a six-pack!
->YES! I TRULY AM TWO CANS SHORT OF A SIX-PACK!!
-->-- '''Dr. Weird''', ''WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce''
'''[[MadScientist Dr. Weird]]''', ''WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce''

->I'm not crazy - I just don't give a darn! Woo-hoo!
-->-- '''WesternAnimation/DaffyDuck''', "Daffy Duck and Egghead"

->I ''always'' let my imagination run away from me! Then it comes back... with cake!
-->-- '''Pinkie Pie''', ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic''



->I'm not crazy - I just don't give a darn! Woo-hoo!
-->--'''{{WesternAnimation/Daffy Duck}}''', ''Daffy Duck and Egghead''

-> I ''always'' let my imagination run away from me! Then it comes back... with cake!
-->--'''Pinkie Pie''', ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic''



->If you understood everything I said, you'd be me.
-->-- '''Music/MilesDavis'''



->If you understood everything I said, you'd be me.
-->-- '''Music/MilesDavis'''
14th Jan '17 3:14:37 PM Zaptech
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->"Hands do not exist in my reality!"

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->"Hands ->Hands do not exist in my reality!"reality!
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