History Quotes / CharlesAtlasSuperPower

-->-- '''OrderOfTheStick''' [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0951.html Strip #951]]

'''Belkar:''' You're as strong as a giant and recently survived being stabbed by a triceratops.

->''Roy:'' I'm a fighter. I don't have any magic.\\
''Belkar:'' You're as strong as a giant and recently survived being stabbed by a triceratops.
''Roy:'' Okay, that, but...
-->-- ''OrderOfTheStick'' [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0951.html Strip #951]]

'''Belkar:'' You're as strong as a giant and recently survived being stabbed by a triceratops.
''Roy:'' Okay, that, but-

-> ''What do I care for your suffering? Pain, even agony, is no more than information before the senses, data fed to the computer of the mind. The lesson is simple: you have received the information, now act on it. Take control of the input and you shall become master of the output. ''
->-- '''Chairman Sheng-ji Yang''', VideoGame/SidMeiersAlphaCentauri

->--'''Montel Vontavious Porter''', ''[[Wrestling/{{WWE}} WWE Friday Night Smackdown!]]''

->''The Charles Atlas course with Dynamic Tension''
->''Can turn you into... A BEAST OF A MAN.''
->-- '''{{The Who}}'''

->--'''Jay Pinkerton and Peter Lynn''', ''[[http://jaypinkerton.com/batman-origin-comics/ Batman Origin Comics]]''

'''Hit Girl:''' [[DoubleSubversion Except]] [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome me]].
->-- ''KickAss''

->-- '''Baron von Blitzschlag''', ''Avengers: The Initiative''

->-- '''[[FourStarBadass Generalissimo]] Alexander Suvorov'''

->''The real deathblow comes from Zell's kung fu. Because swords and meteors are one thing, but a good ChuckNorris roundhouse to the jaw will finish anything -- even ''the devil''!''
->-- '''WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment's''' Review of ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVIII''


->'''[[spoiler:Fine]]:'''How? How can normal man like you stand to the power of [[ArtifactOfDoom Complete Relic]]?
->'''Genjuro:''' I eat, watch movies and sleep! A True Man knows nothing else!
->--''SenkiZesshouSymphogear''

-> '''Maxima:''' We have a teammate named Mathias. Goes by Math, thinks Mathias sounds too biblical.
-> '''Sydney:''' Does he have super-Abacus powers?
-> '''Maxima:''' He's a martial artist. A really really really good one.
-> '''Several panels later...'''
-> '''Sydney:''' He's that good, huh?
-> '''Maxima:''' Good enough that trying to differentiate between his abilities and someone with actual super powers is a futile exercise.
->-- ''GrrlPower'', please note that while this is happening, we're also getting scenes of Math fighting with one of the strongest members of the team... and winning, effortlessly.

-> ''[[TheReveal Okay, here I go.]] The deciding factor for success for this hard training plan is if you can see it through to the end. This is the important part, [[HollywoodCyborg Genos.]] You have to keep yourself going no matter how tough it gets. [[SuperStrength I have become this strong in only three years.]] [[TrainingFromHell 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and 10km running.]] Every single day! It goes without saying that you have to eat three meals a day, but in the the mornings, a banana should be enough. Another rule is to never use your air conditioner, be it summer or winter, to mentally strengthen yourself. At first, it'll be tough as hell, and you'll start thinking that taking a day off isn't a big deal. [[TheDeterminator But I didn't.]] In order to become a strong hero I didn't stop even when my whole body was in pain and I was spitting blood. Even when my legs felt heavy and refused to move, I kept doing squats. [[BodyHorror Even when my arms made strange cracking sounds, I continued doing pushups.]] After about one and a half years of training, I noticed two things about myself: [[BaldOfAwesome I had lost all my hair,]] and I had become strong. In short, train so hard you think you'll die or lose your mind. That is the only way there is to become strong. [[EvilutionaryBiologist You guys messing around with evolution and the new human race and all that crap will never make it this far.]] The true power of us human beings is that we can change ourselves on our own.''
->-- '''Saitama''', ''OnePunchMan''

-> '''Beast Boy''': I thought you said you didn't have superpowers.
-> '''Robin''': ILied. *kicks [[TheBrute Mammoth]] several meters back.*
->-- ''WebVideo/TeenTitansTheAbridgedSeries'', lampshading this trope.

->-- ''TeenTitansTheAbridgedSeries'', lampshading this trope.

-> ''[[TheReveal Okay, here I go.]] The deciding factor for success for this hard training plan is if you can see it through to the end. This is the important part, [[HollywoodCyborg Genos.]] You have to keep yourself going no matter how tough it gets. [[SuperStrength I have become this strong in only three years.]] [[TrainingFromHell 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and 10km running.]] Every single day! It goes without saying that you have to eat three meals a day, but in the the mornings, a banana should be enough. Another rule is to never use your air conditioner, be it summer or winter, to mentally strengthen yourself. At first, it'll be tough as hell, and you'll start thinking that taking a day off isn't a big deal. [[Determinator But I didn't.]] In order to become a strong hero I didn't stop even when my whole body was in pain and I was spitting blood. Even when my legs felt heavy and refused to move, I kept doing squats. [[BodyHorror Even when my arms made strange cracking sounds, I continued doing pushups.]] After about one and a half years of training, I noticed two things about myself: [[BaldOfAwesome I had lost all my hair,]] and I had become strong. In short, train so hard you think you'll die or lose your mind. That is the only way there is to become strong. [[EvilutionaryBiologist You guys messing around with evolution and the new human race and all that crap will never make it this far.]] The true power of us human beings is that we can change ourselves on our own.''

->'''Young [[Comicbook/{{Batman}} Bruce Wayne]]:''' If only I was a scientist billionaire crime-fighting detective, I could have stopped this!\\

->-- '''Chairman Sheng-ji Yang''', ''SidMeiersAlphaCentauri''

-> ''[[TheReveal Okay, here I go.]] The deciding factor for success for this hard training plan is if you can see it through to the end. This is the important part, [[HollywoodCyborg Genos.]] You have to keep yourself going no matter how tough it gets. [[SuperStrength I have become this strong in only three years.]] [[TrainingFromHell 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and 10km running.]] Every single day! It goes without saying that you have to eat three meals a day, but in the the mornings, a banana should be enough. Another rule is to never use your air conditioner, be it summer or winter, to mentally strengthen yourself. At first, it'll be tough as hell, and you'll start thinking that taking a day off isn't a big deal. [[TheDeterminator But I didn't.]] In order to become a strong hero I didn't stop even when my whole body was in pain and I was spitting blood. Even when my legs felt heavy and refused to move, I kept doing squats. [[BodyHorror Even when my arms made strange cracking sounds, I continued doing pushups.]] After about one and a half years of training, I noticed two things about myself: [[BaldOfAwesome I had lost all my hair,]] and I had become strong. In short, train so hard you think you'll die or lose your mind. That is the only way there is to become strong. [[EvilutionaryBiologist You guys messing around with evolution and the new human race and all that crap will never make it this far.]] The true power of us human beings is that we can change ourselves on our own.''

-> ''[[TheReveal Okay, here I go.]] The deciding factor for success for this hard training plan is if you can see it through to the end. This is the important part, [[HollywoodCyborg Genos.]] You have to keep yourself going no matter how tough it gets. [[SuperStrength I have become this strong in only three years.]] [[TrainingFromHell 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and 10km running.]] Every single day!!! It goes without saying that you have to eat three meals a day, but in the the mornings, a banana should be enough. Another rule is to never use your air conditioner, be it summer or winter, to mentally strengthen yourself. At first, it'll be tough as hell, and you'll start thinking that taking a day off isn't a big deal. [[TheDeterminator But I didn't.]] In order to become a strong hero I didn't stop even when my whole body was in pain and I was spitting blood. Even when my legs felt heavy and refused to move, I kept doing squats. [[BodyHorror Even when my arms made strange cracking sounds, I continued doing pushups.]] After about one and a half years of training, I noticed two things about myself: [[BaldOfAwesome I had lost all my hair,]] and I had become strong. In short, train so hard you think you'll die or lose your mind. That is the only way there is to become strong. [[EvilutionaryBiologist You guys messing around with evolution and the new human race and all that crap will never make it this far.]] The true power of us human beings is that we can change ourselves on our own.''

-> What do I care for your suffering? Pain, even agony, is no more than information before the senses, data fed to the computer of the mind. The lesson is simple: you have received the information, now act on it. Take control of the input and you shall become master of the output.
-->-- ''Chairman Sheng-ji Yang'', SidMeiersAlphaCentauri

-->'''Montel Vontavious Porter''', ''[[Wrestling/{{WWE}} WWE Friday Night Smackdown!]]''

->"The Charles Atlas course with Dynamic Tension
->Can turn you into... A BEAST OF A MAN."
-->{{The Who}}

--> --'''Jay Pinkerton and Peter Lynn''', ''[[http://jaypinkerton.com/batman-origin-comics/ Batman Origin Comics]]''

-->-- KickAss

->So ze secret to ze ultimate super soldier is... ''proper diet und exercise?''
-->-- Baron von Blitzschlag, ''Avengers: The Initiative"

->Учение трудно, легко в бою! (Uchenie trudno, legko v boyu! -- roughly "Train hard, fight easy!")
-->-- [[FourStarBadass Generalissimo]] Alexander Suvorov

-->-- '''WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment's''' Review of ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVIII''

-->''SenkiZesshouSymphogear''

-->-- GrrlPower, ''please note that while this is happening, we're also getting scenes of Math fighting with one of the strongest members of the team... and winning, effortlessly.''

-> [[TheReveal Okay, here I go.]] The deciding factor for success for this hard training plan is if you can see it through to the end. This is the important part, [[HollywoodCyborg Genos.]] You have to keep yourself going no matter how tough it gets. [[SuperStrength I have become this strong in only three years.]] [[TrainingFromHell 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and 10km running.]] Every single day!!! It goes without saying that you have to eat three meals a day, but in the the mornings, a banana should be enough. Another rule is to never use your air conditioner, be it summer or winter, to mentally strengthen yourself. At first, it'll be tough as hell, and you'll start thinking that taking a day off isn't a big deal. [[TheDeterminator But I didn't.]] In order to become a strong hero I didn't stop even when my whole body was in pain and I was spitting blood. Even when my legs felt heavy and refused to move, I kept doing squats. [[BodyHorror Even when my arms made strange cracking sounds, I continued doing pushups.]] After about one and a half years of training, I noticed two things about myself: [[BaldOfAwesome I had lost all my hair,]] and I had become strong. In short, train so hard you think you'll die or lose your mind. That is the only way there is to become strong. [[EvilutionaryBiologist You guys messing around with evolution and the new human race and all that crap will never make it this far.]] The true power of us human beings is that we can change ourselves on our own.
--> ''[[spoiler: The nameless protagonist]] tells us how he gained the power to slay any enemy, even one hundred foot tall giant monsters, in a single punch. OnePunchMan''

-> [[TheReveal Okay, here I go.]] The deciding factor for success for this hard training plan is if you can see it through to the end. This is the important part, [[HollywoodCyborg Genos.]] You have to keep yourself going no matter how tough it gets. [[SuperStrength I have become this strong in only three years.]] [[TrainingFromHell 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and 10km running.]] Every single day!!! It goes without saying that you have to eat three meals a day, but in the the mornings, a banana should be enough. Another rule is to never use your air conditioner, be it summer or winter, to mentally strengthen yourself. At first, it'll be tough as hell, and you'll start thinking that taking a day off isn't a big deal. [[TheDeterminator But I didn't.]] In order to become a strong hero I didn't stop even when my whole body was in pain and I was spitting blood. Even when my legs felt heavy and refused to move, I kept doing squats. [[BodyHorror Even when my arms made strange cracking sounds, I continued doing pushups.]] After about one and a half years of training, I noticed two things about myself: [[BaldOfAwesome I had lost all my hair,]] and I had become strong.

-> [[TheReveal Okay, here I go.]] The deciding factor for success for this hard training plan is if you can see it through to the end. This is the important part, [[HollywoodCyborg Genos.]] You have to keep yourself going no matter how tough it gets. [[SuperStrength I have become this strong in only three years.]] [[TrainingFromHell 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and 10km running.]] [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotAwesome Every single day!!!]] It goes without saying that you have to eat three meals a day, but in the the mornings, a banana should be enough. Another rule is to never use your air conditioner, be it summer or winter, to mentally strengthen yourself. At first, it'll be tough as hell, and you'll start thinking that taking a day off isn't a big deal. [[TheDeterminator But I didn't.]] In order to become a strong hero I didn't stop even when my whole body was in pain and I was spitting blood. Even when my legs felt heavy and refused to move, I kept doing squats. [[BodyHorror Even when my arms made strange cracking sounds, I continued doing pushups.]] After about one and a half years of training, I noticed two things about myself: [[BaldOfAwesome I had lost all my hair,]] and I had become strong.

-> [[TheReveal Okay, here I go.]] The deciding factor for success for this hard training plan is if you can see it through to the end. This is the important part, [[HollywoodCyborg Genos.]] You have to keep yourself going no matter how tough it gets. [[SuperStrength I have become this strong in only three years.]] [[TrainingFromHell 100 pushups, one hundred situps, 100 squats, and 10km running.]] [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotAwesome Every single day!!!]] It goes without saying that you have to eat three meals a day, but in the the mornings, a banana should be enough. Another rule is to never use your air conditioner, be it summer or winter, to mentally strengthen yourself. At first, it'll be tough as hell, and you'll start thinking that taking a day off isn't a big deal. [[TheDeterminator But I didn't.]] In order to become a strong hero I didn't stop even when my whole body was in pain and I was spitting blood. Even when my legs felt heavy and refused to move, I kept doing squats. [[BodyHorror Even when my arms made strange cracking sounds, I continued doing pushups.]] After about one and a half years of training, I noticed two things about myself: [[BaldOfAwesome I had lost all my hair,]] and I had become strong.

-->-- KickAss, the comic.

-->'''Montel Vontavious Porter''', ''[[{{WWE}} WWE Friday Night Smackdown!]]''

-->-- '''TheSpoonyExperiment's''' Review of ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVIII''

-->-- '''TheSpoonyExperiment's''' Review of ''FinalFantasyVIII''

->'''Genjuro:''' I eat, watch movies and sleep! Real man needs nothing more!

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->Учение трудно, легко в бою! (roughly "Train hard, fight easy!")