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-->-- ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/12041019/chapters/27433260#workskin A Shadow of a Doubt]]''

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-->-- ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/12041019/chapters/27433260#workskin A Shadow of a Doubt]]''Doubt]]''

->''"another day volunteering at the betsy ross museum. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the flag. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it"''
-->-- '''Blog/{{dril}}'''
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-->-- A discussion about Shizuo's rather unusual love life, ''LightNovel/{{Durarara}}''

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-->-- A discussion about Shizuo's rather unusual love life, ''LightNovel/{{Durarara}}''
''Literature/{{Durarara}}''

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->'''The Doctor:''' Amy, this is... Well... She's my TARDIS. [[BalefulPolymorph Except she's a woman]]. She's a woman... And she's my TARDIS.\\

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->'''The Doctor:''' Amy, this is... Well... She's my TARDIS. [[BalefulPolymorph Except she's a woman]].woman. She's a woman... And she's my TARDIS.\\
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->Have you ever enjoyed a book so much you wish you could make sweet, sweet love to it? That's how I feel about most Creator/StephenKing novels.

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->Have ->''Have you ever enjoyed a book so much you wish you could make sweet, sweet love to it? That's how I feel about most Creator/StephenKing novels.''



->Good news, everyone! [[JustifiedTrope I've taught the toaster to feel love!]]

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->Good ->''Good news, everyone! [[JustifiedTrope I've taught the toaster to feel love!]]love!]]''



->The milk is now on my bed. Guess where this is going~

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->The ->''The milk is now on my bed. Guess where this is going~going~''



->All I'm saying, Jon, is that I want to be sodomized by your Constitution.

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->All ->''All I'm saying, Jon, is that I want to be sodomized by your Constitution.''



Signed, Teched Out''\\

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Signed, Teched Out''\\Out\\



Get your wife a mouse and maybe you'll feel different about her.

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Get your wife a mouse and maybe you'll feel different about her.''



->I have never understood the human compulsion to emotionally bond with inanimate objects.

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->I ->''I have never understood the human compulsion to emotionally bond with inanimate objects.''



->I put my Website/MySpace sexuality status to "not sure" mostly because I just love that that's an option. Who is that for? Who is so confused about their sexuality that they have no idea? Is it some guy who's saying "Dude, I just jerked off to my stove. What was that all about?"

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->I ->''I put my Website/MySpace sexuality status to "not sure" mostly because I just love that that's an option. Who is that for? Who is so confused about their sexuality that they have no idea? Is it some guy who's saying "Dude, I just jerked off to my stove. What was that all about?"about?"''



->Kissing Stapler: The first in a line of office supplies for lonely workers.

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->Kissing ->''Kissing Stapler: The first in a line of office supplies for lonely workers.''



->Why, hello there! This mic is zetta sexy!

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->Why, ->''Why, hello there! This mic is zetta sexy!sexy!''



->Nobody comes between me and my Blue-Eyes! And anyone foolish enough to try pays the price!

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->Nobody ->''Nobody comes between me and my Blue-Eyes! And anyone foolish enough to try pays the price!price!''



->God, I love this game. I'd have sex with it if my dick fit in the disc.

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->God, ->''God, I love this game. I'd have sex with it if my dick fit in the disc.''



-> I put my package in your mailbox\\

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-> I ''I put my package in your mailbox\\



I went down on all your stairs

-> I took your cabinets from the front\\

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I went down on all your stairs

stairs''

-> I ''I took your cabinets from the front\\



And then we sixty-nined

-> ...I boned your couches and your telephone\\

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And then we sixty-nined

-> ...
sixty-nined''

-> ''...
I boned your couches and your telephone\\



And your dictionary, fishtank, and the pictures on the mantle

-> I had sex with your whole kitchen\\

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And your dictionary, fishtank, and the pictures on the mantle

mantle''

-> I ''I had sex with your whole kitchen\\



That you know I had to hit it

-> Your wallet and your toothbrush\\

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That you know I had to hit it

it''

-> Your ''Your wallet and your toothbrush\\



Just forget I ever said that

-> And the carpet and the furniture\\

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Just forget I ever said that

that''

-> And ''And the carpet and the furniture\\



I dicked your floor for certain
--> Music/NinjaSexParty, "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu196vZSe_I Objects of Desire]]"

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I dicked your floor for certain
certain''
--> Music/NinjaSexParty, '''Music/NinjaSexParty''', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu196vZSe_I Objects of Desire]]"
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that's not this trope, it's just a fat joke


->"The Maria Narcissa is a BOAT."\\
"So was the last girl you set me up with..."
-->-- ''VideoGame/SplinterCell: Chaos Theory''

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-> Since I moved into your place\\
One year ago today\\
Our relationship has deepened\\
In a spiritual way

-> As time's swept gently forward\\
And winter's turned to spring\\
I know you so much better\\
Cause I've fucked all your things



-> Thanks in advance\\
For not judging me on\\
This aspect of my soul\\
When I dick-smash\\
All of your belongings\\
Is when I'm finally whole

-> I boned you couches and your telephone\\

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-> Thanks in advance\\
For not judging me on\\
This aspect of my soul\\
When I dick-smash\\
All of your belongings\\
Is when I'm finally whole

->
-> ...I boned you your couches and your telephone\\




-> I'm glad I got this off my chest\\
My soul has taken flight\\
Don't slam the door on your way out darling\\
Because I'm slamming it tonight
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-->-- ''VideoGame/SplinterCellChaosTheory''

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-->-- ''VideoGame/SplinterCellChaosTheory''
''VideoGame/SplinterCell: Chaos Theory''
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--> Music/NinjaSexParty, "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu196vZSe_I Objects of Desire]]"

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--> Music/NinjaSexParty, "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu196vZSe_I Objects of Desire]]"Desire]]"

->When he got there, he realized he hadn’t thought of anything to say and instead, stood there dumbly just as Vee leaned over the table to sniff one of the roses poking over the vase closest to her.\\
“I wish I was that rose,” [[VideoGame/KingsQuest Graham]] thought wistfully.
-->-- ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/12041019/chapters/27433260#workskin A Shadow of a Doubt]]''
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-->-- '''Creator/NoahAntwiler''' on ''VideoGame/EternalDarkness''

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-->-- '''Creator/NoahAntwiler''' on ''VideoGame/EternalDarkness''''VideoGame/EternalDarkness''

-> Since I moved into your place\\
One year ago today\\
Our relationship has deepened\\
In a spiritual way

-> As time's swept gently forward\\
And winter's turned to spring\\
I know you so much better\\
Cause I've fucked all your things

-> I put my package in your mailbox\\
Made love to all your chairs\\
Dropped a load inside your washer\\
I went down on all your stairs

-> I took your cabinets from the front\\
And your sofas from behind\\
I looked deep into your vacuum's eyes\\
And then we sixty-nined

-> Thanks in advance\\
For not judging me on\\
This aspect of my soul\\
When I dick-smash\\
All of your belongings\\
Is when I'm finally whole

-> I boned you couches and your telephone\\
And all your scented candles\\
And your dictionary, fishtank, and the pictures on the mantle

-> I had sex with your whole kitchen\\
With no boundaries or limits\\
And your lamp was looking so good\\
That you know I had to hit it

-> Your wallet and your toothbrush\\
And your jacket and your red hat\\
Oh, you're mad about the toothbrush?\\
Just forget I ever said that

-> And the carpet and the furniture\\
Your windows and the curtains\\
And I licked your stamp collection\\
I dicked your floor for certain

-> I'm glad I got this off my chest\\
My soul has taken flight\\
Don't slam the door on your way out darling\\
Because I'm slamming it tonight
--> Music/NinjaSexParty, "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu196vZSe_I Objects of Desire]]"

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->'''Yami Yugi:''' Why don't you just marr

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->'''Yami Yugi:''' Why don't you just marr->God, I love this game. I'd have sex with it if my dick fit in the disc.
-->-- '''Creator/NoahAntwiler''' on ''VideoGame/EternalDarkness''
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'''[[LivingShip The TARDIS]]:''' ''[beeps, lights flicker]'''\\

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'''[[LivingShip The TARDIS]]:''' ''[beeps, lights flicker]'''\\flicker]''\\
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->'''Clara:''' This is ''the Doctor'' we're talking about. He's in a codependent relationship with a screwdriver. I mean, if he had to choose between an enormous, complicated machine he could fix with a toolkit and a girl, who would he go with?\\
'''[[LivingShip The TARDIS]]:''' ''[beeps, lights flicker]'''\\
'''Clara:''' ...yeah, you're right. Both of them. Using the same toolkit.
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "Clara and the TARDIS"

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