History Quotes / CameraScrew

->"When it comes to 3D action games, it's a history of continual battle against camera angles."

->"It’s like the game really, really wanted to justify its purchase of a seeing-eye dog, so it gouged its own eyes out."
-->--'''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' on ''VideoGame/StarFoxZero''

->"It appears that the right stick is used as a [[AC:Make You Wanna Vomit]] function."

->"You want to know what your worst enemy is in this game? [[GoddamnedBats Medusa heads]]? No. [[LadderPhysics Stairs]]? No. [[SuperDrowningSkills Water]]? No. This time it's the camera itself."

->"HA! Clearly, doomed wench, your much-vaunted ninja skillz are no match for the deadliest of all videogame foes: the ineptly programmed camera!"

->"You want to know what your worst enemy is in this game? [[GoddamnedBats Medusa heads]]? No. [[LadderPhysics Stairs]]? No. [[SuperDrowningSkills Water]]?\\\
No. This time it's the camera itself."

->''Things are looking good until you suddenly decide the wall is far more interesting to look at than the crowd of friends armed with baseball bats that your now facially-challenged ex-opponent brought as backup. The wall, being the fascinating bit of scenery it is, manages to hold your attention for quite a while, perhaps due to the calming baseball bat massage being delivered to the back of your head (...) Then some guy shoots you. You try to run to him but think looking the opposite direction might be the best way to approach him.''
-->--A '''Hyper Magazine''' review describing an example of the action in ''Videogame/{{Yakuza}}''.

->"Not helping at all is a camera that refuses to rotate more than ninety degrees, so if you're faffing about behind the front layer of blocks then you're basically playing with a hessian sack on your head. 'I know how to fix this issue,' announced that one Atlus employee. 'We'll just straight-up reverse the controls when you're dangling off the far side of a block. Wait, I'm confused. What was I fixing again? [[AttentionDeficitOohShiny Ooh, look, a puppy!]]'"
-->-- WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation's ''Videogame/{{Catherine}}'' Review.

->"It appears that the right stick is used as a [[AC:Make You Wanna Vomit]] function."
-->--'''WebVideo/JonTron''' on ''ComicBook/{{Aquaman}}: Quest For Atlantis''

->"You want to know what your worst enemy is in this game? [[GoddamnedBats Medusa heads]]? No. [[LadderPhysics Stairs]]? No. [[SuperDrowningSkills Water]]? No. This time it's the camera itself."
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''' on ''VideoGame/{{Castlevania 64}}''

->"Not helping at all is a camera that refuses to rotate more than ninety degrees, so if you're faffing about behind the front layer of blocks then you're basically playing with a hessian sack on your head. "I know how to fix this issue," announced that one Atlus employee. "We'll just straight-up reverse the controls when you're dangling off the far side of a block. Wait, I'm confused. What was I fixing again? [[AttentionDeficitOohShiny Ooh, look, a puppy!]]"

-->--A '''Hyper Magazine''' review describing an example of the action in ''[[VideoGame/RyuGaGotoku Yakuza]]''.

-->--'''JonTron''' on ''ComicBook/{{Aquaman}}: Quest For Atlantis''

-->-- '''ShigeruMiyamoto''' - [[http://iwataasks.nintendo.com/interviews/#/wiiu/super-mario-3d-world/0/2 Iwata Asks: Super Mario 3D World]]

-->--'''JonTron''' on ''{{Aquaman}}: Quest For Atlantis''

->"It appears that the right stick is used as a [[ac:Make You Wanna Vomit]] function."

->''"You want to know what your worst enemy is in this game? [[GoddamnedBats Medusa heads]]? No. [[LadderPhysics Stairs]]? No. [[SuperDrowningSkills Water]]? No. This time it's the camera itself. You can never situate the camera at the right angle to see what the hell you're doing. It just points wherever it wants."''

-->-- '''WebOriginal/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''' on ''VideoGame/{{Castlevania 64}}''

-->-- '''WebOriginal/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''' on ''{{Castlevania 64}}''

-->-- '''TheAngryVideoGameNerd''' on ''{{Castlevania 64}}''

-->--A '''Hyper Magazine''' review describing an example of the action in ''[[RyuGaGotoku Yakuza]]''.

-->-- '''TheAngryVideoGameNerd''' on ''{{Castlevania}}'' for the {{Nintendo 64}}

-->-- '''TheAngryVideoGameNerd''' on ''{{Castlevania}}'' for the Nintendo64

->Things are looking good until you suddenly decide the wall is far more interesting to look at than the crowd of friends armed with baseball bats that your now facially-challenged ex-opponent brought as backup. The wall, being the fascinating bit of scenery it is, manages to hold your attention for quite a while, perhaps due to the calming baseball bat massage being delivered to the back of your head (...) Then some guy shoots you. You try to run to him but think looking the opposite direction might be the best way to approach him.
-->-A '''Hyper Magazine''' review describing an example of the action in ''[[RyuGaGotoku Yakuza]]''.