History Quotes / BrainlessBeauty

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->Lorenzo was everything I wasn’t. He was popular. He was ''white''. … Girls loved him, and he was dumb as rocks. A nice guy, but kind of a bad boy. Girls did his homework for him; he was that guy. He was really good-looking, too. It was like when he was creating his character, he traded in all his intelligence points for beauty points. I stood no chance.
-->-- ''Literature/BornACrime'', by Creator/TrevorNoah

'''Foreman:''' I assume [[TrophyWife you didn't marry her for her skill in applied physics.]]\\

->''"Brain and brain -- what is brain?!"''
-->-- '''Brainless space babe,''' ''Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries'', "Spock's Brain"

-->-- '''Lily''' on Robin's SatelliteLoveInterest Nick, ''Series/HowIMetYourMother'', "[[Recap/HowIMetYourMotherS8E06Splitsville Splitsville]]"

-->''"You smarty, me dumb!\\

-->--'''Annie''' in ''Annie's Christmas Seduction'', ''Series/Community'' [[note]][[DeconstructedTrope "You know, eventually you reach diminishing returns on the sexiness..."]][[/note]]

->''I owe America a global apology.''
-->--'''UsefulNotes/SarahPalin'''

->It seems like the rumor that bust size and math test scores are inversely proportional is true.

-->--''{{Film/Arthur 1981}}'' (1981)

->"Don't think, honey. Just be beautiful."

-->-- '''Creator/KurtVonnegut''', ''Literature/SlaughterhouseFive''

->Some of the most beautiful bodies are seldom endowed with the keenest of minds.
-->-- '''Huma D'Este,''' ''The Ribbajack''

-->-- '''Haruki Murakami''', ''The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle''

-->-- '''Creator/TrevorNoah''', ''Literature/BornACrime''

->I hope she'll be a fool—that’s the best thing a girl can be in this world, a beautiful little fool.

->"Brain and brain -- what is brain?!"

->"Hot as lava, but just as thick"

->"Oh Andy, you fine but you simple."
-->'''Donna Meagle''', ''Series/ParksAndRecreation''

->Won the Miss Atlantis title with her looks, not her brains. Plans to spread world peace by selling beauty products in her Bikini.

->Ben, you're super cute, but I also think you might be the dumbest man alive.

->''A great singer. But on her cd, she keeps reminding us that she is a virgo. I don't care what your sign is, [[Music/{{Beyonce}} Beyonce]].''
-->--'''''Website/UrbanDictionary'''''

-->--'''''[[http://jezebel.com/britney-spears-delusional-documentary-is-a-hot-glit-1491497710 Jezebel]]''''', "Music/BritneySpears' Delusional 'Documentary' is a Hot, Glittery Mess"

-->--'''''[[http://dlisted.com/2009/06/01/were-all-whores-darlin/ DListed]]'''''

->"Omigod".\\\
You're a professional lyricist, and ''that's'' the best you could come up with.

->Why are the cute ones always tube-heads?

->...men who, considering females rather as women than human creatures, have been more anxious to make them alluring mistresses than affectionate wives and rational mothers; and the understanding of the sex has been so bubbled by this specious homage that the civilized women of the present century, with a few exceptions, are only anxious to inspire love, when they ought to cherish a nobler ambition, and by their abilities and virtues exact respect.

->A gift for selecting fine bodies attached to heads filled with the bright confetti of lunacy.

->I owe America a global apology.

'''Bugs''': Fuuuun! ... Oh my gosh. Psh. You're never gonna believe this! There is a guy standing on the side of the road who looks just like you. I'm about to hit him! ''(Nearly crashes into Bugs and rolls down the window) '' You look just like my boyfriend!

-->--''{{Film/Arthur}}'' (1981)

->A great singer. But on her cd, she keeps reminding us that she is a virgo. I don't care what your sign is, [[Music/{{Beyonce}} Beyonce]].

->This is pretty much the reaction my dog would have if she suddenly became sentient.

->Thinking is not for everyone, [[Creator/MeganFox Megan!]] You know when you put an extra large load of laundry in the dryer and it can’t handle it, so it starts violently shaking during the spin cycle? [[LogicBomb That’s what Megan’s brain does when she tries to think too hard.]] Megan, keep the load light, hon.
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2009/06/01/were-all-whores-darlin/ Michael K.]]'''

->Democracy was never more threatened than when [[UsefulNotes/RonaldReagan Reagan]] was in office, pissing off the Communists and (even worse!) [[EspeciallyZoidberg the air traffic controllers]] while Nancy was busy formulating national policy with astrological charts.
-->--''' [[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' [[http://spoonyexperiment.com/invasion-usa/ on]] ''Film/InvasionUSA1985''

->''The press certainly doesn’t know her most famous line. On our first day in Egypt...he wanted to take the cast and crew on a private tour of the famous Giza pyramids. God hold us witness, {{Creator/Megan|Fox}} said, “I can’t believe {{Creator/Michael|Bay}} is fucking forcing us to go to the fucking pyramids!”
-->--Anonymous crew members on ''{{Film/Transformers}}''

->So Miss USA doesn't know the capital of her home state? To be fair she probably doesn't know the capitals of any of the states.

-->-- '''Lily''' on Robin's SatelliteLoveInterest '''Nick''', ''Series/HowIMetYourMother'', "[[Recap/HowIMetYourMotherS8E06Splitsville Splitsville]]"

->A great singer. But on her cd, she keeps reminding us that she is a virgo. I don't care what your sign is, [[Music/{{Beyonce}}]].

->A great singer. But on her cd, she keeps reminding us that she is a virgo. I don't care what your sign is, [[Music/BeyonceKnowles Beyonce]].

'''Jack:''' That is [[CursedWithAwesome the danger of being super-handsome]]. When you're in the bubble, nobody ever tells you the truth. For years, I thought I spoke excellent French. ''(gibberish)''

-->-- ''{{Holes}}''

->I can be funny, smart, interesting; but nobody’s taking long lens photos of me at the beach and remarking on the hardness of my lovely little nips. Maybe that’s it. The sexual Yin-Yang... the heart (well, [[AManIsAlwaysEager the penis]]) wants what it wants.
-->--'''[[https://franticplanet.wordpress.com/2011/03/19/hate-crushes/ Stuart Millard]]'''

->'''[[http://www.wrestlecrap.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/and-you-know-what.mp3 And you know what?]]''' The first sentence of this paragraph was apparently a {{verbal tic}} that Nikki used to start every sentence in her promos.
-->--'''''{{Website/Wrestlecrap}}''''' [[http://www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/bella-vs-bella/ on]] the Wrestling/BellaTwins, 2014 Gooker Winner

->Britney says she realized there was 'a lot of mean things on the Internet.' This is pretty much the reaction my dog would have if she suddenly became sentient.

->[I]ndigo children represent the next step in human evolution, [[TheyCalledMeMad but we close-minded normal folks]] fail to recognize their potential and classify them as attention-deficit instead.\\\
Now, [[Series/TheView Jenny McCarthy]] used to believe that she was an indigo mother and her son was [[{{Tykebomb}} an even more evolved crystal child]] (she even ran the website ''Indigo Moms''). In 2007, however, [=McCarthy=] attended the University of Google for some weeks and decided that her child was vaccine damaged instead. [[FromNobodyToNightmare And so it began.]]
-->--'''''[[http://www.americanloons.blogspot.com/2011/11/262-jenny-mccarthy.html The Encyclopedia of American Loons]]'''''

->"There's dirt in my creme brulee", she says. "Excuse me?" I respond incredulously. She points that long fingernail toward her dessert and repeats, "There's dirt (pronounced as [[{{Joisey}} doy-wt]]) in my creme brulee." I look to where she is pointing and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, but that's the vanilla bean in your Vanilla Bean Creme Brulee." She looks at me and says, "Don't be ridiculous. Everybody knows vanilla is liquid." [[SarcasmFailure I could not respond.]]
-->--'''''[[http://kitchenette.jezebel.com/unbelievably-dumb-restaurant-customers-part-two-1687407327 Jezebel]]''''', "Unbelievably Dumb Restaurant Customers"